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Using Employee-Owned Technology in the Workplace?

digitalvengeance asks: "As of Monday, my company is initiating a 'no cell phone' policy at all of our offices, including the IT department, where I work. I consider my cellular phone a necessity both in my personal and work lives. I have a number of servers and custom applications configured to notify me by text message, in the event of a problem. I am considering refusing to take work calls or text messages on my personal cell phone, and even quitting in protest of the new policy. How have other Slashdot readers dealt with policies regarding use of employee-owned technology at work? Any suggestions as to how I can get this policy overturned without looking like someone who wants to spend my working time on my cell rather than coding?"

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  1. First step by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Any suggestions as to how I can get this policy overturned without looking like someone who wants to spend my working time on my cell rather than coding?

    ...have you explained the importance of your cell phone to your boss or HR person? Have you asked for an exception, as yours is pretty clearly an exceptional case?

    If they stonewall and ignore your concerns, then by all means, raise a stink. In the interests of civility, job security, and conservation of energy, though, you may want to try the easy way first. Don't break out the elephant gun before you've tried the flyswatter...

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    1. Re:First step by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Throw it back at 'em. Server's down? Who knew!

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    2. Re:First step by Frailty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have to back Amaerican AC in Paris on this one. I use my own PDA at work, and the onsite techs were matter of fact in that they would install the software, but the company was not responsible for supporting the hardware, etc. No Problem. Example 2: Had a personal Cell phone and a company pager (pagers are lame outdated, and totally cost inefficient. Got rid of the Cellphone (very liberating really) everyone should try it for a short time. Probelm: No one liked paging me, and used my cell phone all the time. So I told the boss hey, you pay for the cell phone, and then you, the team, business partners, etc. can contact me whenever you want. He thought about 2 seconds and said; make it happen. Sometimes if you have a good business justification, it is smooth sailing, if you are just whining because you think they are interfering with your "personal freedom" you might want to look at your definition of "viable employment".

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    3. Re:First step by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 5, Insightful
      ...have you explained the importance of your cell phone to your boss or HR person? Have you asked for an exception, as yours is pretty clearly an exceptional case?...

      With all due respect to the original poster, I am not sure this is clearly an exceptional case. The servers, presumably, e-mail their notifications to a personal cell phone number @ some cellular company. Correct?

      Well, whereas if he requests a cell phone or pager or something else he can receive messages on from his boss, if he is ever run over by a bus or fired they can just pass the pager / phone / whatever onto another employee to take his place. If, on the other hand, they don't use a company owned device, someone who should not be getting access to information could presumably be getting access to information. (And assuming he's angry about being outsourced, he might do something the employer regrets).

      Now this does not mean the OP is a bad person who would do said things, it's that the bosses want to keep a tight hold of their stuff for various reasons. My advice for the OP is to explain politely to your boss why you need something to replace your cell phone, and how it benefits the company if you're ever run over by a bus. And, if they say no, and you really don't like it, quietly polish your resume and look for work elsewhere. If you don't find it, you won't have quit in the heat of the moment, and if you find a better position, no harm in covering your bases.

    4. Re:First step by Otter · · Score: 5, Insightful
      ...have you explained the importance of your cell phone to your boss or HR person? Have you asked for an exception, as yours is pretty clearly an exceptional case?

      If I understand the story -- you're responsible for the servers and have configured them to alert you on your personal phone. That's great, but I guarantee your HR department barely knows you have computers, let alone about your cell phone alerts.

      As the AC from Paris says, don't take this personally -- just ask whether you can keep your phone. Or better yet, whether the company will get you a pager or something so you don't generate resentment from coworkers who think you're above the rules. Certainly, don't just let the servers crash and stay down out of spite.

      (Actually, it was smart of you to ask before doing anything. It's almost smart to stop, think, ask, and think some more before heading off to demand a showdown -- I've learned always to ask my wife first, and listen when she tells me to make a request instead of reaching for the flamethrower.)

    5. Re:First step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do it in writing.

      Write a short, concise and friendly memo stating the the impact of the policy on your work.

      Have the memo explicitely state the consequences of conforming to the new policy and that you will conform to the new policy unless you hear from them in writing (since you don't want to break policy based on verbal assurances). Phrase the consequences in terms of loss of revenues, increased costs, or litigation.

      Basically, you're putting them on notice that if the shit hits the fan, you have something in writing where they were made fully aware of the potential problems before it actually happened.

      Just make sure you don't sound like an asshole in the memo.

    6. Re:First step by twilightzero · · Score: 4, Informative
      Read the OP carefully please. It says
      "I have a number of servers and custom applications configured to notify me by text message, in the event of a problem. I am considering refusing to take work calls or text messages on my personal cell phone..."
      Granted this is very muddy grammar but it makes the implication that the servers and custom applications that he has set to text message him are BUSINESS related, not home. He has also implied that he currently does take business calls/text msg. on his personal cell phone. That's what the whole argument is about. Nowhere in the original post is there a mention of home computers or servers.
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    7. Re:First step by jon3k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's your job to know, and a billion other ITheads out there survive without cell phone alerts. One of them will be taking your job. So how do these IT heads know when a server goes down at 2:30 in the morning? They use The Force(tm)?

    8. Re:First step by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny
      "So how do these IT heads know when a server goes down at 2:30 in the morning? They use The Force(tm)?"

      I have a RF transmitter hooked up to my nuts. I've not had one server outage since the first one two years ago.

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    9. Re:First step by FatherOfONe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ok, without a cell phone or pager how is he/she suppose to get notified? I have had companies try this stuff before and all it takes is some downtime and you will have a cell phone/pager.

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    10. Re:First step by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Which is exactly what he should do -- ask for a pager. If it's really required that this guy get 24 hour notification (as opposed to something he did as a gee-whiz application or to feel empowered), they'll cough up the money no problem.

      I'm certain his company doesn't want him using his personal devices to monitor company processes. If he left the company or the department, the monitoring infrastructure would go with him. And what's he gonna do, leave his cell phone behind with the intern who takes his place while he's on vacation?

      I think it's quite nice to have my cell phone at work, but i wouldn't miss it for a second if I was asked not to have it. My old cell phone didn't even WORK inside the glorified Faraday cage I used to work in, and it didn't diminish my quality of life or the quality of my work. I even developed a WAP version of our site on that job -- did all the dev work on an OpenWave emulator, then checked out my handiwork from the patio on smoke breaks. Boss thought it was so cool, he offered to cover the airtime I spent on the project.

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    11. Re:First step by jon3k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, if they are in the office at 2:30 AM, then they should have some way of being notified in the office (email, look at a screen, etc.). If they are at home, then the "no cell phones in the office" rule doesn't apply.

      I work at the corporate office most of the time. We have 46 branch offices. How *exactly* should I look at my PC monitors while I'm 600 miles away?

    12. Re:First step by jon3k · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Really? You *know* this? Since 1996, I've never met one of these. But then, I don't work in some shit hole with a server attached to a DSL line either.

      Apparently he's never worked in a corporate environment. I don't know about him, but if I'm getting a cup of coffee, and I lose a server, the anti-virus server kicks off an alert, or maybe a VPN connection to a remote site drops, I need to know *THEN* - not 5 minutes later when I get back to my desk.

    13. Re:First step by jon3k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We send alerts to our IM accounts instead. Heck, you're probably sitting at your PC now...

      Thats fantastic. So, do you chat on Instant Messenger while you sleep? On the way home from work? While your in a meeting?

      I know if something goes down, my blackberry will vibrate, and I will immediatly make my way to a computer. Its all about minimizing downtime.

    14. Re:First step by autocracy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yeah, and if they're in some really obscure place like, say, a meeting, or at lunch... the server will walk up and poke them on the shoulder?

      Besides which, I'd just swap the cell phone for a pager. Yes, I definitely would prefer the cell phone, but life goes on, and honestly my preference is mostly for the convenience of personal calls.

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    15. Re:First step by blockhouse · · Score: 5, Informative

      I would guess that this policy was implemented because people were using their personal cell phones for their own personal calls on company time.

      I would guess the policy exists because of the possible security threat. Notice that a LOT of the newer cell phone models have cameras on them? Think about how this enables corporate espionage or sabotage. How easy would it be for someone with a cell phone/camera to surreptitiously take a picture of a sensitive document and send it to the company's competitor?

      This is one of the many reasons the three-letter government agency headquartered in Langley, Virginia, does not allow cell phones inside the building. (BTW, said building is named the George Bush Center for Intelligence. Makes me crack up every time I see street signs for it.)

    16. Re:First step by Jo3sh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally, I use a company-issued pager. When it goes off, I use a company-issued cell phone to call in and advise I'm on my way. If the original poster's company doesn't want him using his personal cell, that's fine and even understandable, but they should be made aware of the scope of the potential issue this creates, after which they should be amenable to either making an exception to the rule or providing equivalent hardware.

      And with company-owned hardware and a company-provided service, they can have documentation of calls made on the cell, so they can immediately see if time and resources are being wasted.

    17. Re:First step by femto · · Score: 4, Funny
      If it's really required that this guy get 24 hour notification (as opposed to something he did as a gee-whiz application or to feel empowered), they'll cough up the money no problem.

      You have a naive faith in the business process. Read more Dilbert.

    18. Re:First step by MrBlue+VT · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not to be pedantic or anything, but shouldn't that be an RF receiver on your nuts? Unless you broadcast whenever you have sex...

    19. Re:First step by rw2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think we all ought to seriously consider the costs and benifits of cell phones. I went without for a while and found it liberating.

      Once I realized that, just like when I'm at home, I can use caller id to screen my calls I realized that *having* a cell phone was what I found liberating. I can go to my farm in the country and not have to worry about whether the servers have gone to hell because my contact point is one number, always. If I don't answer the voicemail takes a message and I can review that for urgency.

      First rule of owning a cell phone. If it rings, you don't have to answer...

    20. Re:First step by greenhide · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, I remember when Hurricane Whats-its-face swept through last fall. We lost power in the area of our office building for 1-2 days. We had battery backup, but only enough for 30 minutes or so.

      I was feeling a lot of inadequacy around the fact that our servers couldn't be up during that whole time (We stayed with the servers during the work day [in mostly darkness] and then checked back every hour or so). And then I thought:

      Okay, so people expect our clients' websites to be "open" 24 hours a day (unlike the company itself), and so now all of a sudden we're suppose to be up for hurricanes?!?

      That made me feel better.

      Of course, none of our servers run what I would call "mission critical" systems. If you're a financial company, or a health care company it might be another story. Of course, the hospital just down the road had to run on extreme emergency power (practically everything but life support turned off) because although it has a generator, and a second backup generator, they had been both placed at the exact same spot, and a tree hit them both (That also made me a feel a little less bad about our servers being down).

      Some people do get paid quite a lot to keep servers up. I don't, and I still will go to the server room at off hours if the servers go down. It's called caring about your customers.

      On the other hand, 99.9999% uptime isn't something that every hosting company can or should guarantee.

      And remember:
      If you guarantee 99% uptime, that means your servers can be down for 3 full days each year!

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    21. Re:First step by Avihson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it is that important, then they will supply the Cellphone or pager.
      It's not that hard to live without your personal comms gear.
      If immediate notification is a job requirement, then it is incumbent on the employer to provide the equipment to notify you.

      You do not have to provide the servers that can't exist without your immediate TLC, why should you provide the monitoring equipment?

    22. Re:First step by matfud · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >First rule of owning a cell phone. If it rings, you don't have to answer...

      I really wish that more people would learn this very simple rule.

      However it is an ingraned habbit that was formed using landlines. I know of so many people who will get up to answer a phone even if they are busy (eating dinner for example) rather then let it ring for the 20 or 30 seconds most callers will wait. If its important people will call again or leave a message.

      matfud

  2. A little touchy, aren't we? by Matey-O · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Have them pay for an alpha pager and move your alerts there. Really, quitting over the use of a device you've become addicted to is not the smartest reason to terminate employment.

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    1. Re:A little touchy, aren't we? by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'm curious as to what type of issues you have had because I would hate to fall prey to the same problems.

      The big one was I started working for an ISP that I had previously been a customer of. I used my existing e-mail address (tim@ a three letter domain name -- my whole e-mail address was 11 letters -- I loved it) for company related business instead of making a new one. I later quit working for them on fairly bad terms -- 18 months after being hired they wanted me to sign a non-compete/NDA agreement (I didn't have a problem with the NDA but I took serious exception to the "Can't work within 100 miles of us" clause) -- I refused -- they told me to sign it or go work elsewhere -- so I went to work for a customer of theirs for more money. After this happened they took over my old e-mail address (which predated my employment by years) and refused to release it to me. They forwarded me copies of personal e-mails (girlfriend, parents, bank statements, blah blah blah) after opening and reading them. I needed to get a restraining order to put a stop to this activity. It was not a fun situation. I very nearly sued them over it but decided it wasn't worthwhile because it would have alienated the relationship I had with my new employer (who still does business with them).

      I suppose that was a unique scenario because it was something controlled by my employer. But I still think that it's best to keep things as separate as possible. If you need a cell phone so badly for work get them to pay for it. My current employer pays for my cell phone -- why should you pay for something required for work?

      Just my $0.02.

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  3. either put up with it or find a new job... by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First of all, when in Rome...

    Second, while I don't technically agree w/the policy I don't really see why you are complaining. You do as they say w/o too many questions. If you don't like the working conditions you find another place that is more towards your liking.

    I would normally go on to rant about how I personally dislike cell phones in public (nevermind the workplace) but it's irrelevant for this discussion. You do what the employer wants or you start sending out the resumes. A cell phone isn't exactly something required to sustain life.

    Just my .02,

    1. Re:either put up with it or find a new job... by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You do as they say w/o too many questions. If you don't like the working conditions you find another place that is more towards your liking.

      India? :)

      Seriously, though, the whole "like it or lump it" attitude always bugs me. How in the world do employers manage to brainwash people into thinking that they're gods? Who says that I have to do what my employer says? If their policy is really that bad and the situation is really that serious, go over their heads, make some sort of formal complaint and encourage others to do the same, talk to your union (if you have one), illustrate the consequences of that bad decision (as an earlier poster suggested, "The server's down, who knew?"), and/or threaten to quit (as a next-to-last resort). There are alternatives to quitting if you're clever enough to use them and if the situation justifies using them.

      If all that doesn't work, _then_ you quit, but even then only if it's worth it. Remember the perks of your job, the friends you've made at work who you won't see as much anymore, the extra effort which you'll have to put into finding a new job and making a new routine for yourself, and so on.

  4. Government and Hospitals by rwiedower · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, both my friends who work in the government and my father who works in a hospital have this requirement. One has to do with security, the other with interference of pacemakers and electronic equipment. Sometimes a cell-phone ban (though I'm not in favor of it) actually is the responsible thing to do.

    1. Re:Government and Hospitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      the other with interference of pacemakers

      It's a good thing those pacemakers are only used inside hospitals. Just imagine what would happen if they let those people walk around outside where the cell towers broadcast.

    2. Re:Government and Hospitals by pvt_medic · · Score: 4, Informative

      not exactly correct. The cellular phones interfere with the cardiac monitoring equipment and some of the imaging equipment (although i really doubt that a cell phone is going to last long enough to mess up an MRI). However it is the frequency they work on that causes the problem. That is why pagers are so popular in the hospital setting.

      Picture phones are another problem. The advent of picture phones has led to bans of cell phones in medical, children, exercise, entertainment environments. While they exist they are poorly enforced.

      The other issue mentioned about governemnt and security. Well if you are in one of thos jobs that has cell phone bans, i am surprised i am even having to explain this to you. YOU CAN BE TRACKED BY YOUR CELL PHONE. (watch "the recruit" they focus in on that one a lot). If you dont understand the implications of being tracked you probably shouldnt have that classified clearance you have.

      Well my 2 cents worth.

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    3. Re:Government and Hospitals by Stomple · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Actually, the concern on the interference isn't on the pacemaker that is implanted. The reason why ICU and cardiac telemetry floors in hospitals have cell phone bans is that external EKG cardiac monitors placed on the patients have small transmitters that broadcast the information to monitoring stations in a central part of the ward. Patient's would never be in danger of dying if someone used a cell phone in the units but they might interfere with the wireless monitoring causing faulty transmission of these signals.

      I think the real risk of the interference is low, but it would actually be funny if it looked like everyone on the floor flatlined at once, as someone walks by talking on their cell phone.

  5. Get them to buy you one by ebsf1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they won't let you use your own phone get them to provide you with a company phone. After all if you are using it for business then they should be paying for it.

  6. Who do you work for? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    So I can send an application. Cell phone free work place, bliss.

    I'd just reconfigure your alerts to be transmitted by email and kick back and let the good times roll.

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  7. Sounds like a plan... by Bald+Wookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    and even quitting in protest of the new policy

    I hate the damn things, you go ahead and quit. On your way out could you put in a good word for me?

  8. easy answer by glen604 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Connect the servers to the company's paging system. A few weeks of hearing "THE SERVER IS DOWN!!" at 120 decibels ought to make them reconsider.

  9. If work wants to use your personal cell phone, by Mike+the+Mac+Geek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    then they should pay for it. Plain and simple. My office has no idea I have a cell phone number. They know I have a phone, but they are not gonna get the number unless I see part of the bill being paid by them.

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  10. Best Policy: Ignore the Man's Silly Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seems pretty obvious to me: ignore their silly rules, set your phone on vibrate and go about your business.

    Quit over this? What, are they going to fire you if you check an occasional text message on your (silent) cell phone?

    Some rules are made to be broken, not fought.

  11. Reasons? by Macfox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have they detailed why?

    Often it helps to know the exact reason before blowing up and making a stink over it. It also means you can approach them for a exemption and know what not to say when trying to justify it.

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  12. You don't need it by jyoull · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You don't need a personal cell phone at work. IF these server notices are important to work, then the employer can provide you with either a telephone or text pager or blackberry... and if they don't want to do that, then you are no longer on the hook for notices you couldn't receive

    if you family needs to reach you at work, they can call in through the usual office lines, like everyone always did in the time before we all had cell phones in our pockets.

    i really don't see the problem here.

  13. Oh yeah. by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then you can set up some techno music too, and it'll be like homestar runner.

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  14. Why not get them to sport a pager? by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have a number of servers and custom applications configured to notify me by text message, in the event of a problem.

    If I were you... I woudl think it would be in your best interest to get them to sport for either an alphanumeric pager, or a two way pager.

    Just a oneway alpha/numeric pager should work as well as your current mobile setup, may not even require changes to your script.

    Two way pager may be able to be attached to a serial port... provided you use TTL levels, and just accept error messages regardless of whether you have a network connection or not.

    It seems to me that you are doing your job and using your equipment to do it. If they won't allow you to bring in your own equipment it's only common sence for them to buy it.

    Otherwise, you can invest in a handheld internet terminal, which while can be used as a mobile phone, are more likely to inspire sympathy as being a IT required device. Unless they plan to ban handheld palm like devices.

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  15. Obey the establishment, you insensitive clod! by Schwartzboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No joke. I could post for pages and pages with antecdotal evidence, from my own experience and that of fellow geeks, that the quickest way to eliminate a policy or new set of particularly stupid regulations is to follow them to the letter. For instance:

    POINTY-HAIRED BOSS: Why didn't you know that Server X, Application Y, and Cubicle Drone Z were all hosed and not responding to requests?
    YOU: Well, sir, I get these notifications, see, and when I'm working in another part of the office or not sitting right at my desk, I know instantly if something goes wrong with anything that I'm responsible for and then I can fix it.
    PHB: But...that doesn't explain why you didn't know about XYZ!!
    YOU: Well, these alerts all come on my cell phone, you see, and since it's company policy that Cells Are Not Allowed...

    The dumber it is, the more religiously you should follow it, and make darned sure that all of your buddies fall in line with the company's new direction as well. I'm assuming, of course, that you've already presented your case to a supervisor or HR person or something, and that you're not a Super Executive VP of Something. If you're at that level in the organization, just say "no" and have your department behave differently from everyone else...apparently this works in the real world if you're high enough on the food chain.

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    1. Re:Obey the establishment, you insensitive clod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      man, I can see this backfiring...

      PHB: So if notifications come to you when you are at your desk then what are you doing away from your desk?

      PHB: you'll have to buy yourself a catheter and you are expected to bring your own lunch and eat at your desk from now on... I'm going off to type a memo about people remaining on duty at the desks at all times, no exceptions and still no cell phones.

    2. Re:Obey the establishment, you insensitive clod! by pinkfalcon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      An example of this taken to extreme

      Oakland Harbour started to have an unusual high rate of accidents (thnakfully no one hurt, but big cargo boxes dropped from cranes tend to have financial implications). Management decides to implement the policy that if any accident happens while in violation of the safety rules, then the disciplinary action could include days off without pay or even termination.

      The dockworkers union decides to follow the safety rules strictly. All breaks were taken on the hour, no one worked any overtime, forklifts were not driven over 5mph, you get the idea.

      cargo gets backed up - ships are waiting out in the bay cause the cargo can't be unloaded at the same speed it was before, everyone getting angry etc (but no more accidents).

      Management locks out dockworkers union - the press calls it a strike, cargo is left rotting on ships, farmers can't send their crops to their customers, etc

      finally Pres Bush calls in the Taft act and breaks the lockout but without resolution 5 weeks before xmas so walmart (and others) can get their chinese made junk on the shelves in time (I'm over-dramatizing, but you get the idea).

      policy about accidents while in violation of safety code is still in place to this day.

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    3. Re:Obey the establishment, you insensitive clod! by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
      Call your boss on his cell. Guaranteed he's still got it on him (or his boss does, or his boss' boss).

      Go high enough, and you'll find the exception. Then point out to whoever's complaining that "Gee, I guess you didn't get an exception, like so-and-so has." You know, BOFH-style :-)

    4. Re:Obey the establishment, you insensitive clod! by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      PHB: But...that doesn't explain why you didn't know about XYZ!!
      YOU: Well, these alerts all come on my cell phone, you see, and since it's company policy that Cells Are Not Allowed...


      Continued:

      PHB: But you knew about the cell phone regulation. You've known about it for a week. And yet, you couldn't come up with some other way to notify yourself? Like maybe to your company email address, or to your company IM account?
      YOU: Yes, but I wanted to prove that the policy was foolish. So I let the server break and stay broken.
      PHB: Brilliant! In unrelated news, can I see your security pass? We are going to relaminate for you.

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    5. Re:Obey the establishment, you insensitive clod! by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm assuming, of course, that you've already presented your case to a supervisor or HR person or something

      And here is where many enraged geeks make a big mistake.

      They become so upset at the Stupid Fscking Policy and explain in no uncertain terms just how stupid it is to

      • people everywhere
      • people in authority over them
      • people in authority that made the policy
      and this is compounding one mistake in policy by another mistake in proper feedback to human beings. Guess what, people are Unsympathetic if you refer to their decisions as shit.

      If you want a better chance for the policy to change, you'll get more chance of success if you don't go apoplectic. Instead, take about 100 deep breaths, sleep 2 two nights, count to 10000 and think about a much larger problem such as nuclear annihilation and how small your problem really is.

      Then, and only then, go into the office of someone who matters and explain calmly and respectfully how perhaps the new policy didn't fully take into account all of the benefits the company was getting as a result of the old policy and wasn't there someway an accomodation could be reached?

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    6. Re:Obey the establishment, you insensitive clod! by RDFozz · · Score: 5, Informative

      The existing situation was that safety rules had been established. Either from the start, or over the course of time, the workers started to bend the rules. Why? In order to do their jobs more effectively and efficiently. They figured out that, *normally at least* a forklift could safely travel at ten mph instead of 5. They'd been willing to forego breaks to get the job done mroe quickly, so things wouldn't stack up.

      The management says you're responsible for damage done if you aren't following the safety rules. The union says no problem, we'll follow the rules. However, following the rules strictly meant that it would take more people, possibly more equipment to do the same job. A forklift traveling at 5 mph can wind up moving as little as half the cargo as one traveling at 10 mph. Taking a break everyone had ignored before means fifteen minutes less work time per person per day; at the very least, it means that a job that could be done in ten minutes might now take 25, because the break's scheduled to come in the middle, and not taking the break at the scheduled time is breaking the safety rules.

      The goal of the union wasn't necessarily to say, "Hey, we shouldn't be responsible for our actions." It was at least in part to say, "We haven't followed the rules strictly to benefit you; you want the speed and cost benefits of breaking the rules, you accept responsibility for when those rules break the equipment."

      Under the same circumstances, I would be inclined to do the same thing; it was a simple CYA maneuver.

      Note: This all assumes the situation was as stated in the original post - I have no actual knowledge of the incident, other than some vague recollection that there was an incident holding up shipping on the left coast before Christmas a few years back.

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    7. Re:Obey the establishment, you insensitive clod! by DarkVader · · Score: 5, Informative

      You've got to be kidding me. Did you read that post at all?

      Management wanted it both ways - they wanted the union workers to ignore the rules so that they could get the job done faster, and they wanted to blame the union workers when something went wrong.

      The union said "ok, fine. we'll just follow the rules then."

      As it usually does when insanely restrictive safety rules are implemented and followed, work slowed to a crawl.

  16. Good question by g0bshiTe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is my delima. I pay my phone bill, it is my cell phone. Yet 98% of the calls I recieve are work related. We have a zero tolerance policy also for cell phones. Which I adhere to as does everyone else. When I forget to turn MY phone back on after leaving work, I get my ass chewed. Yet my company pays for none of the minutes they use. I recently had my cell phone disconnected for currency issues ( lack thereof ). I was told that I had one week in which to have it turned back on or lose my job.

    I had no clue what to do in this situation either. It has gotten to the point where I could no longer afford the bill I was getting every month for a service that turned out to be work related. I have tried showing and even turning in a copy of my cell bill showing the company use, and requesting reimbursement. You know what, it never happened. Yet make one long distance call at work, and you get blasted.

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    1. Re:Good question by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Informative
      First, you need to start looking for another job. Your boss's head is not screwed on straight.

      Second, if you can't explain to your boss the illogic of demanding that you provide a cell phone for him to call you, you need to talk to his boss about this situation. If they want to contact you after hours, they should supply the means to do so. That's only reasonable.

      Third, make a phone call to a labor lawyer, to see if firing you for failing to provide your own mobile phone would qualify as "wrongful termination" in your jurisdiction. There are limits even on "at will" employment.

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  17. Laptops by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of my former employers had to implement a ban on personal devices unless otherwise approved because the salespeople were all bringing in personal laptops and wanting to use them despite the fact that they had perfectly good computers on their desks. This was getting to the point that they were starting to trip the circuit breaker and taking the entire room's power down.

    The reason they wanted to use their own laptops became a bit of a turf war. See, these were mostly new sales reps who had worked for other companies before joining ours. They wanted to keep their sales contact list on their own laptop so they could bring it from employer to employer. The company wanted them to store their sales leads only on the company server because even though sales reps could only see their own accounts, when a rep leaves it becomes very easy to split their leads list among other reps and also limits the outgoing rep's ability to contact their existing accounts under a new employer.

    The IT department's offer was to convert any contact database into our system. We never did get any reps who took us up on that, but some left in protest of being unable to keep their laptops up-to-date.

  18. The ball is in their court by Stone316 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Explain to them the importance your cell phone has in day to day operations. In the end its upto management to put a value on that service, if they don't think its necessary then don't do it. If something goes down they may change their tune.. Unfortunately they might have to learn the hard way.

    As a DBA I face the same type of thing every day. When setting up a server I ask for their tolerance of downtime and suggest solutions. If they aren't willing to 'pay' for those features then thats their call.

    Also, why were the cellphones banned? Is there sensitive work done onsite? Are they afraid of the new cellphones with built in cameras? Does it interfere with some electronics? There may be a valid reason behind the ban.

    As long as your ass is covered (ie, you explained the situation to managment) then whats the problem? Are alpha-numeric pagers banned as well? Why not pick up one of those? You can still get your alerts and friends can still contact you.

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  19. Pointing Out the Obvious by CrankyFool · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's amazing how many people are pointing out that the company has a right to do this and in the end the employee can only put up or leave.

    Yes, we know. Move on, nothing to see here.

    Taken to its basic components, any relationship is one where any entity can do whatever it is they want to do and the other entity can decide whether or not they want to put up with it based on some sort of cost/benefit analysis. This works in *both* directions -- Some of my users (salespeople with eight-digit sales per year) pretty much have a 'get out of jail for free' card at work.

    But relationships are not just "put up with it or leave." The company presumably has an interest in you working for them because otherwise, well, they wouldn't employ you (ignoring the possibility they're doing this as a way to persuade people to quit so they can outsource them to India without severance pay or unemployment benefit hit). In the end, relationships where each party does the very minimal required of them sort of suck both on the personal and professional levels.

    All of which is a long-winded way of saying that you want your relationship with your company to have some flexibility in it, and in order for it to have flexibility in one side, it needs to have flexibility in the other side also. So if you're getting work phone calls on your personal cell, it's perfectly reasonable to say "look, I'm bending here and using my cell phone for work purposes and that's OK -- would you bend a little and let me keep it?" If, on the other hand, they absolutely refuse to be flexible, then absolutely you're under no obligation to be flexible yourself -- if they don't allow you a personal cellphone, then don't allow them to use that cellphone to contact you.

    Companies that don't want your personal life intruding into their business shouldn't intrude with business into your personal life. Now, mind you, that's a perfectly reasonable and rational approach to which the company may respond with "tough, we can replace you with an Indian for $5/hr. Want to see who blinks first?" That's something you have to deal with and figure out how far you're willing to go.

  20. After all, he's just a commodity by composer777 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and commodities don't have a right to complain. Commodities are supposed to happily participate in the market and flow to wherever there is demand. If I buy a car, it doesn't complain that I didn't pay enough for it, or that I'm relocating it to a different state. The same goes for workers, if one loses their job, no problem, just move to India, where there is apparently greater demand. My car wouldn't complain about having to go to India, so why should I? Why should it be any different when dealing with workers? They're just commodities, they have no rights.

    This is of course what market fundamentalism is about. It's about relegating worker's rights to the scrap heap, not even recognizing them, and putting the rights of property owners first. And, as commodities, we aren't supposed to complain, we're supposed to simply go somewhere else if we don't like the conditions, and let the invisible hand work it's magic. And, when there is nowhere else to go, we're supposed to shut up, like any other commodity would. The one crucial fact that you are overlooking is that people are not commodities.

  21. This is really simple by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Quit accepting work calls on your personal cell phone. When pages/text messages/important calls aren't followed up on until the next day (because you get the calls at home, and will dutifully handle them when you get back to work) they might see that it is a useful thing for you to have - and provide you an employer sponsored cell phone.

    Yeah - it is a stupid policy, the other thing is depending on company culture can you just sit down with your (hopefully) sane manager and say what it is used for and ask to get a waiver from the policy (I worked at a company that had really weird rules, that first line managers could ignore if they didn't apply to their workers).

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  22. SEC requirement. by bmongar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did you ever ask why the policy was instituted. Companies that are governed by the SEC and engage in stock or fund trading are required to have all employee communications monitorable. This way if they suspect someone of giving insider information they have records of the phone calls and emails. Use of personal cell phones make it hard for them to comply with the SEC.

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  23. Clarification and Update from Submitter by digitalvengeance · · Score: 5, Informative

    Clarification from the submitter:

    Though this policy was abandoned due to my concerns prior to being implemented, it still has relevance in many places. Let me answer some of the questions that have been asked.

    Work was, in-fact, saying that I cannot bring in my personal cell phone. Though they don't pay me for for the phone bill itself, I do get compensated for responding to server-down pages or other problems after hours and this more than pays for the phone bill.

    Why are they doing this? The stated reason is security. We've been the victim of intellectual property theft due to camera phones, but in my case: it isn't an issue. I have, in effect, clearance to any and all company documents at this location and all others.

    As for forwarding my responsibilities to my supervisor, it just won't work. I report directly to the president of the company and he is not exactly a power-user. I've been with the company just over three years, and he's never even glanced at any of my coding work. He simply believes the heads of other departments when they note that their IT systems are doing well, saving money, or whatever the case is.


    To save this poor guy a headache: I am not Brian Cancio. I don't own that domain and have no involvement with it whatsoever. Digitalvengeance is just a slashdot ID as my usual alias was already taken.

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  24. Steps 3-5 by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree. I see so many posts saying something to the effect of: "Stop bringing it, they'll see how important it is when servers go down because nobody got the pages". Wow, what's happened to our work force? Here are a few ideas that might actually look like you give a shit. It sounds like we're stuck in a "Clerks" version of IT!
    1.> Have a little frigging back-bone, people. state the issue to your boss in an e-mail. Document it. Be sure to be detailed on the risks.
    2.> Contact HR explain the above.
    3.> If the above doesn't work (as American AC in Paris has also suggested the 1st two). Contact internal customers who have jobs running on the impacted systems. Explain the situation and the risks.
    4.> Be willing to help develop either a more defined policy (i.e. no private calls, no digital cameras) or accept an alternative (alpha-pager).
    5.> At the first issue of an outage because no-one got notified, bring this up. Don't wait for all hell to break loose.
    Following these steps with the right tone, enthusiasm, and tact, you'll at worst look like you actually care about your job and the company you work for. Unless maybe, you prefer to live on welfare, unemployment, and bitch about how the internet stock bubble saturated the job market with IT guys. Be a "stand-up geek" and do the right thing.

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    1. Re:Steps 3-5 by asjo · · Score: 5, Funny
      1.> Have a little frigging back-bone, people. state the issue to your boss in an e-mail.

      (Emphasis mine). Say whaat?

  25. Re:Bringing in my own Laptop by neurocutie · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Actually, on the contrary, here at our medical school/university, they have begun to DISALLOW the usage of personal laptops and desktops on our campus network. The theory is that if the university doesn't own the equipment 1) if there is any kind of security breach, data lossage, break-in, virus-spread that causes significant damages (read *legal* damages), it will get very messy if someone's personal equipment is involved, 2) then the university will have a much more difficult time mandating that a personal laptop run specific virus scanners, security software, OS's at certain patch levels etc. The situation is more critical here because of the medical school and associated hospital and the national HIPAA rules, all of which contribute to potentially large legal liabilities, either for HIPAA infractions, or if someone sues, etc.

    It is a pain, indeed, but there *are* some valid reasons for controlling what equipment is brought on campus. It does create problems, e.g. a visiting professor brings his own laptop, or a company wants to provide on loan some equipment, or you are doing a joint research project with another institution and they send you some equipment to use, etc...

  26. From the other side by araven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I had an incident where one employee left a cell phone at their desk, it rang (one of those really annoying music rings) on and off for nearly an hour. Another employee (next cube over) turned it off. The first employee went ballistic about that. That was fun. Once in a while I'll have an employee who just spends wayyy too much time talking on their cell phone. Lovely to deal with that as well.

    The reason companies never wanted people making personal calls at work was not the cost of the (mostly local) calls, but the cost of their NONPRODUCTIVE EMPLOYEES. When employees have cell phones (as most do now), they feel much more justified in sitting around on the phone since the "cost" is theirs. People who know not to spend hours on personal calls on their desk phones seem to have no compunction about doing the same thing on their cell phones.

    So what's the solution? In my experience, the RATIONAL answer is to speak to each person when you feel that they've crossed a line, and make a decision suited to the problem. In my experience, the rational answer will get you reamed. Employees who care so little about their responsibilities to their work and to their co-workers tend also to have no compunction about arguing "disparate treatment" (as though cell-phone users are a protected minority). We are forced to make inane blanket policies that hurt the decent employees who probably ARE contributing their personal cell minutes to the company, in order to stop the bad behavior of a few. I've been told by HR that I cannot tell ONE employee to "leave the cell phone in your car" I must make the rule for EVERY employee in the department (not that I have, I'd rather lose the productivity of the lamer employees than disgruntle the better ones).

    Anyway, there are two sides to every story.

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  27. Re:QE Hospital in Selly Oak, Birmingham... by arbitrary+nickname · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just hold you're phone next to a CRT or an amplifier whilst making/receiving a call, if you don't believe they can interfere with electronic equipment! They do have seem to have to be within a metre or two for a significant effect, though....

  28. Re:why do you need one? by digitalvengeance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) Communicate with other people in the organization or company. If this is the case, then the company should provide a phone for that purpose. Obviously the company you work for does not think a cell phone is necessary to do the work they hired you to do. They could be wrong, but that's what they think. If so, either convince them they're wrong, if they really are, or use the tools and processes they want you to use for communication.

    I have an office phone, but I don't always sit in my office. I am frequently in meetings, visiting other locations, performing system tests in other locations, etc. It is frequently 3 or 4 hours between stops at my desk to check my messages, my email, etc. The company would not be happy if a critical service was down for 3 or 4 hours because I was busy elsewhere.

    2) To communicate with vendors or other 3rd parties. If so, then the company should provide you with a phone, but it doesn't have to be a cell phone.

    I don't use it for this very much, though our T1 provider does notify me via cell phone if there is a problem after hours.


    3) Personal calls. It's actually better for the company to make a phone available for personal calls. Many little errands can be done over the phone that you would otherwise have to take time off for work to handle and it is invariably more efficient to use the phone. It may be in an inconvenient location, but they aren't obligated to make it convenient for you. And if they don't provide a phone for personal calls to take care of personal items, then you either take a couple of hours off from work to run errands, figure out another way to handle the errand, or quit over it. Quitting seems excessive.

    I don't make/take personal calls at work with only few rare exceptions. I am far too busy to!

    4) You mention server alerts. Are you attempting to manager either personal servers or servers you've set up for a side business on company time? If so, why should they permit that? Many companies even have specific rules against moonlighting because they know the drain two jobs can have on a person. Switch to email alerts and have the mail sent to an account you can check at work. Then if they see that you're doing a second job on their time, they can deal with that as appropriate.

    All alerts are for work-owned and work-dedicated servers. Though I do contract with other companies and do have alerts sent to my phone, they are ignored until after business hours. My primary responsibility is to my primary employer.

    Interestingly, even in this tight IT market, my company values IT employees otherwise. I am moving soon and the company is bending over backwards to let me keep my position despite the fact that I'll be living 2 hours from our closest office.

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  29. Re:No alcohol X hours before shift starts by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
    I solved that one easy. Brought a case of 24 of Molson High Dry (6.2) to the office, and told everyone that I was getting pissed off at answering dumb questions that they could figure out themselves if they gave it 2 seconds thought, instead of wssting a half hour of my time arguing as to why something should work a certain way.

    Every time someone asked me something stupid, I opened 2 beers - one for me and one for my Newfie.

    Boss comes in, sees 8 empties lined up behind the monitor, and a drunk dog passed out on the floor snoring ...

    End result - fewer stupid questions. Sometimes you've got to go completely against the grain to make a point.

  30. Re:How perceptive of you. by MrRTFM · · Score: 4, Funny

    executives do not pull powerpoint presentations out of their asses.

    you sure about that?

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  31. Nobody knows by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is obviously from the same source as the ban on web surfing you see in some companies. They don't trust the employees not to use company time and resources for personal purposes. So they ban things that can be used for personal purposes. And of course, in the process they stymie employees attempts to make themselves more productive.

    I don't see what you can possibly do in this situation, short of quitting. If they don't trust their own employees, then they're not going to be receptive to employee feedback. If you dissent politely, they'll smile and ignore you. If you dissent rudely, you'll just reinforce their patronizing attitude.

    And playing work-to-rule games ("I didn't know the server was down because my cell was switched off, as per policy") isn't going to help either. It's just another way of communicating something the bosses don't want to hear, except that it also makes them look stupid. Which is not likely to make them receptive.

    Sometimes management falls into the mode of treating employees like spoiled children -- people who can't be communicated with, only bullied into a semblance of correct behavior. If you can figure out a way to change that attitude, you've really got something (like a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize!). If you can't, there's not a lot you can do.

  32. Conversely by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm certain his company doesn't want him using his personal devices to monitor company processes. If he left the company or the department, the monitoring infrastructure would go with him. And what's he gonna do, leave his cell phone behind with the intern who takes his place while he's on vacation?
    I don't see why he should have to carry around an additional device on his personal time if he already has one that will do the job just fine. I know that between my phone, house keys, office keys and wallet I don't want anything else in my pockets, nor do I particularly want a bat belt.

    If he needs to be paged at all hours and they won't allow him to use a personal phone they should make his phone a business. Chances are if he's being paged at all hours he might need to be calling people too.

    That's the deal here. My phone is a company phone and the company has will take over the payments for anyone who already has their own mobiles and needs to be contactable for work purposes (it's still their phone and number if they leave). Getting to make personal calls on company money is just an upside to the downside of being woken up at 4am when a router farts and your server isn't contactable for a minute.

    It shouldn't be a major issue to point the paging system at a different number if the guy leaves or is on holiday.
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