Slashdot Mirror


Wooden Computer Accessories

polyp2000 writes "It's always interesting to read about case-mods, but this company has a novel twist, for nature loving geeks. Maybe even the perfect accessory for a wooden case mod. Swedx do a nice line in wooden monitors, keyboards, and some sweet looking wooden mice in a selection of different woods."

80 of 467 comments (clear)

  1. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Computers for the Ahmish.

  2. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    After years of your computer giving you wood, you can finally give back.

  3. Wooden you just know it! by Phidoux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now my pc will burn with the rest off my house! Aggggg!

    1. Re:Wooden you just know it! by mesach · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just imagine thier server room RIGHT NOW...

      I bet the Halon can't keep up with that tinderbox!

      --
      moo.
  4. w00t! Woodie PC parts by Rellik66 · · Score: 2, Funny

    to go with my woodie station wagon!

    --

    Too many zeros, not enough ones

  5. Still... by detritus` · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Definitely not the case and/or setup for those overclockers out there :) especially with heat output getting real close to 100W...

    1. Re:Still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Watts is not a measurement of heat, even if your drawing 100W of power, that doesn't guarantee that it'll be hot

    2. Re:Still... by sjlumme · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Over here, we had the "silverware computer" running a webserver for a while. It was a standard AMD box assembled out of mostly dumpster-dived components, except instead of giving it a proper case, they stuck it in a wooden kitchen drawer. It served webpages just fine as long as nobody closed the drawer all the way, which would cause the AMD to overheat.

    3. Re:Still... by mabinogi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no, Joules are a measure of energy, watts are a measure of power, which is energy over time. Specifically, joules per second.

      But regardless, the 100 joules per second of energy being produced are not necesarily 100% heat.

      lemons are yellow, but that doesn't mean all yellow things are lemons.

      --
      Advanced users are users too!
    4. Re:Still... by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It all ends up as heat eventually - unless you use it to drive an endothermic process or store some of the energy. Most of the joules used by a computer would probably be heat from resistance, etc. and any light, sound, and whatnot produced should wind up as heat pretty quickly, too.

    5. Re:Still... by silentbozo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heh, I've actually thought about sticking a computer under a kitchen/bathroom sink, and connecting a heatpipe from the processor to the cold-water line. There's plenty of unused room under there, and noise isn't an issue since it's not living space. I should have thought ahead and embedded telephone/network/cable/and power in the cabinets when they were installed. As it is, to do this means fishing more wire into the wall :P

      It's a good idea to put the components in a metal enclosure - it's a nasty thing when an electrical-short inspired fire breaks out (scary too - I fried a UPS once, there was the brief foomph as the circuit vaporized, then the smoke as it consumed the available oxygen/fuel inside the metal case.)

    6. Re:Still... by LarsWestergren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Definitely not the case and/or setup for those overclockers out there :) especially with heat output getting real close to 100W...

      That does not really matter. As others have pointed out, the heat disappation of your metal case is close to zero compared to how much is dissappated by the air circulated by your case fans, so switching to wood won't make any difference.

      There are lots of predicatble jokes here about it catching fire, but most traditional Finnish saunas are made from wood. You can actually have wood panelling right next to metal that is so hot it's glowing red without the wood smoldering. Though just like with saunas, it would probably be best not to use wood that is impregnated or treated with anything for the cases, as that might give off not very healthy gasses if warmed up.

      With regards to being heavy - it might be a bit bulky, but I think I read wood is actually one of the strongest materials compared to its weight in the world. Hey, here is an idea, how about spider silk cases?

      Finally, the environmental question: wood is about as renewable resource as there is, and we have lots of it in Sweden. As long as the wood doesn't come from protected forests ("ur-skog") or rainforests, you can't really get more environmentally friendly.

      --

      Being bitter is drinking poison and hoping someone else will die

  6. Just like the wooden car with wooden wheels by Dylbert · · Score: 2, Funny

    It wooden work.

    --
    I swear, if I see another Slashdot comment with "It will be interesting to see"...
    1. Re:Just like the wooden car with wooden wheels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      All jokes aside, it would work, it might even work well, up to a certian speed...

      then it would probably explode, sending toothpick like shrapnel in all directions..

      Heck, the spokes on Model A's and T's were wooden.

  7. So? by tonyr60 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So what else is new? Here is my first bought PC... http://www.computercloset.org/OSI-C4PMF.htm

    And that brown stuff on the sides is real wood.

  8. Plenty of wood already .... by pararox · · Score: 4, Funny

    As if most Slashdot readers truly need more wood when sitting before a computer ;)

    1. Re:Plenty of wood already .... by Cali+Thalen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gods...I hate to post this in reply about wood, but....

      Did anyone else see the URL for that site and immediately try to figure out if it was something akin to goatse.cx?

      See... ./ does rot the brain...

      --
      Chaos, panic, disorder...my work here is done.
  9. Interesting by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not nessisarly practical but intresting.
    I can see walking into a log caben and finding a computer in a woden case, woden monitor and woden mouse and keyboard.

    Might also work for a CEO who wants the building done in wood motif.

    --
    I don't actually exist.
  10. Yawn. by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Mac prototype was made of wood and so was the first mouse. Nothing new here.

    --
    Support the First Amendment. Read at -1
    1. Re:Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's an Apple ][, not a Mac, brainiac

    2. Re:Yawn. by the+pickle · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it was the Apple I, not an Apple ][, you brainiac.

      p

    3. Re:Yawn. by Endive4Ever · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Apple 1 was a circuit board. No case, and you had to come up with your own power transformer to plug into the rectifier/regulator built onto the main board. And you had to wire in your own keyboard, a parallel-strobe ASCII keyboard. Then you hooked in your video monitor.

      It all sat on the table, a bare circuit board, unless you got creative, which some people did with wood.

      There was no 'official' Apple 1 case. The reason they didn't ship a power transformer with the circuit board was because of weight. In that era it was expected that anybody serious about it would know where to buy their own power transformer, or have one on hand.

      It wasn't at all the same company that Apple is now.

      --
      ---
  11. nice theme... by Whitecloud · · Score: 3, Funny

    wooden cases huh? wouldnt want an Athlon in there, the heat might cause an office fire. Whats next, tablets made out of stone?

    I can see it now, the boss walks in with his shiny (heavy) new tablet, suddenly those power point presentations are elevated to commandment level. Plus if someone disagrees, it doubles as a pacifier.

    --

    Do you need a website upgrade?

  12. You love nature so much that you by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    cut down a tree in honor of it?

    Hmmmmm..... Anyone else see somehting wrong with this picture??

    1. Re:You love nature so much that you by Brandybuck · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Cut down a tree (renewable resource) versus mining bauxite (nonrenewable resource). The answer is trivial when you think about it. While it's a bad thing to cut down entire rainforests of hardwood just to make mice, it's even worse to mine entire mountains level just so you get a 1337 aluminum case.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    2. Re:You love nature so much that you by timeOday · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Do you worry about breakfast cereal depleting our precious natural corn resources?

      The key of having enough of a renewable resource is getting people to value it in the first place. With the $15 I pay to cut down a Christmas tree, the forest service plants several more. (And that is in fact exactly what they do with the money).

    3. Re:You love nature so much that you by Bastian · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not sure what wood options you get with these, but some woods aren't much more renewable than mining.

      Attempts at replanting logged / burnt tropical rainforests haven't been all that successful, because the ecosystems tend to be so funky and tightly woven.

      At least metal is scrappable, although it's been @$%!#%$ hard to find a scrapyard that will take the random chunks of various metals I have lying around since I can't produce anything in any real quantity.

      No, no, at the rate at which people use up any resource nowadays, including "renewable" ones, I think we're going to need something that renews a lot faster than trees but can be used for many jobs wood currently serves to make treas really count as renewable. Rate of production has to match rate of consumption; otherwise even petroleum counts as a renewable resource.

    4. Re:You love nature so much that you by snicklas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually it's very japanese. some believe that the true life of a tree is far more than just its life in the ground, and that truly beautiful furniture is the highest form of praise for a tree.

    5. Re:You love nature so much that you by Brandybuck · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pine, oak, ash, beech, maple, etc., are all "farmed" woods suitable for mice that don't require any rainforests to be stripped. Even apple and cherry wood from old orchards is suitable for small items like these, and would be very cool.

      If you want some exotic rainforest hardwoods instead, there's no need to "strip log" them. Selective cutting preserves the ecostructure quite nicely. Clearcutting is a sign of bad government management of resources. It's easy enough to brand "eco-friendly" lumber to make sure you aren't buying mouse made from clearcut timber.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    6. Re:You love nature so much that you by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      The answer is trivial when you think about it. While it's a bad thing to cut down entire rainforests of hardwood just to make mice, it's even worse to mine entire mountains level just so you get a 1337 aluminum case.

      Empty soda can.... about 17 g
      Ennyah ATX case... 5 kg

      Knowing your case can be recycled into about 294 cans of jolt cola... priceless

      --
      There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
    7. Re:You love nature so much that you by kistral · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bauxite, is that what you build that awesome baux with?

    8. Re:You love nature so much that you by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Insightful


      actually, if you cut the tree correctly, the stump will live and produce yet another tree. Only the part you cut away dies (and even that could be coaxed into becoming its own tree).

      I propagate roses all the time in this fashion. It's called "asexual reproduction" (something with which many slashdotters are invariably familiar...).

    9. Re:You love nature so much that you by Dark+Bard · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When's the last time you flew over Washington state? It looks like a big checkerboard. They're sneaky and leave a strip along the road to fool you into thinking there are trees. It's a myth that the trees are replanted. Until recently the lumber companies argued that clear cutting was good for a forest. Kind of like extinction is good for a species. Some trees are planted because they are forced to but most of the forest are lost and we'll never see them come back in our lifetimes. Most lumber companies operate as strip miners and will keep cutting trees until there aren't any. They'll simply move onto the next resource when they run out. It doesn't make sense but blind greed rarely does.

    10. Re:You love nature so much that you by BrynM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have it both ways with Hemp Plastics. Hemp can grow so rampantly it has to be gotten rid of with other wild weeds, such as thistle. How much more renewable do you want?

      --
      US Democracy:The best person for the job (among These pre-selected choices...)
    11. Re:You love nature so much that you by NotClever · · Score: 3, Informative
      A myth? Wow, that must come as a surprise to the millions of trees that are planted yearly by lumber companies.

      The lumber companies know that more land isn't being created, and if they cut down all the trees, well, um, they're going out of business. Most lumber companies aren't stupid enough to do that to themselves.

      Perhaps what you are seeing are the farms. Fly over any farmland, and you'll see exactly what you're talking about.

      --
      Hell, there are no rules here. We're trying to accomplish something. - Thomas Edison
    12. Re:You love nature so much that you by bluGill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know much about washington state, but I do know that in MN where most of the logging is Aspen (for paper, a fast growing tree), the best way to harvest them is clear cutting a small area, and letting nature take over and re-seed. There is a lot of wildlife in MN that prefers this system. Some like the forest just after the cutting, while others like it just before, but if they would leave it, the forest would change again.

      Note that I'm talking about one particular type of forest, and this practice is only done on land the lumber company owns. State and private land is managed differently, for different growth, even there though, clear cutting and then replanting gives all the new trees a better chance at survival.

  13. About 6 years behind the time. by blair1q · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't Jack Gallo, publisher of Blush Magazine, have a wood-cased LCD flatpanel monitor on his desk?

    Why yes, he did.

    In like 1998.

    And there's always competition.

    1. Re:About 6 years behind the time. by Chief+Technovelgist · · Score: 2, Informative

      William Gibson called custom computers sandbenders in his 1996 novel Idoru - so that makes it 7 years behind the time ;)

  14. Unbended Clippy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks like you are trying to remove a splinter. Would you like me to help?

  15. For the "nature lovers"... by rasafras · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure, they may like accessories from cut-down trees.
    Me, I'm still waiting for my authentic ivory mouse and tiger fur coated keyboard.


    yes, that was a joke

    1. Re:For the "nature lovers"... by discogravy · · Score: 2, Funny
      tiger fur is for the weak.

      everyone knows that the skin of a small child is better for case mods.

  16. I think... by Elpacoloco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wood is maybe not the best idea. I'd like my computer to be silent, dissipate it's heat properly, and otherwise be transparent.

    I just can't see wood fulfilling any of these requirements.

    1. Re:I think... by benchbri · · Score: 3, Funny

      I believe you're thinking of Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, wherein Scottie gives a plexiglas manufacturer the atomic structure of transparent aluminum as payment for the whale-tank components. wow. I wonder if I can get modded down for nerdy?

    2. Re:I think... by dabadab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, wood will not resonate as badly as thin metal plates do and probably it very effectively dampens any noise, so yes, it is probably silent.
      Nice, big, low RPM fans can take care of the heat.
      And transparency... well, that's silly :)

      --
      Real life is overrated.
    3. Re:I think... by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, here's what I don't understand. (And please don't take it as a flame or anything.) Why would anyone want an ugly transparent contraption?

      The innards of my computer are a twisty maze of cables, all alike. Between the hard drives, two CD drives, Audigy 2 Platinum front tray, case fans, etc, it's one big mess of cables.

      Not that it would be any better without the cables. It's a colour cacophony of red PCBs, blue PCBs, traditionalist green PCBs, aluminum heatsink on the CPU, copper heatsink on the graphics card, and whatever else.

      Now if I were to also add some lit fans or neon lights, as seems to be the custom, then it would only get an even uglier colour cacophony.

      What's that supposed to look like? A cheap circus tent? A bad acid trip? A sad clown on a really bad makup day? A terror attack on a paint warehouse?

      And the real question: why on Earth would I want to look at that every day? Also: why would I want the others to see that?

      Now I can see haow that would have a novelty factor in the beginning, and can appreciate at least the work of those who personally modded their own case. (Even if to a butt-ugly result.) But... you know... it's been some years already. The novelty ought to have worn off, and you can already buy that kind of cases mass-produced.

      --
      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    4. Re:I think... by rpillala · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the grandparent post meant the computer itself should be transparent as in not drawing attention to itself. Not a physically transparent case for the computer. Maybe a better word would have been "unobtrusive."

      Correct me if I'm wrong though, grandparent.

      Ravi
      --
      When the axe came to the forest, the trees said, "Look out - the handle was once one of us."
    5. Re:I think... by sootman · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Well, here's what I don't understand... Why would anyone want an ugly transparent contraption?

      You see, there's this thing called "taste." It's hard to explain but it's different for different people. In short, some people think techy color innards are cool. You're not one of them? Fine. You think your taste is good and everyone else's is crap? That might make you an elitist snob, but hey, everyone's entitled to their opinion.

      --
      Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
  17. looks fine.. by Mr2cents · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. for debian woody fans!

    But thanks, I'll just stick to the cheap mass-produced hardware (except the monitor, that's the only computer part worth spending money on imo). Maybe I'm just a functional type..

    --
    "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
  18. oh please by ArchieBunker · · Score: 3, Informative

    Your computer would never get hot enough to catch wood on fire. You would be able to cook an egg on the metal case long before wood smolders. Even a capacitor popping in the power supply is no big deal. My only conern is RFI, but maybe they put a layer of conductive paint on the inside.

    --
    Only the State obtains its revenue by coercion. - Murray Rothbard
    1. Re:oh please by timeOday · · Score: 2, Informative

      I presumed he was referring to the insulating properties of wood.

    2. Re:oh please by jpmkm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh yes, and this is a definate problem since most of the heat is transferred through the case material. Heat loss due to conduction through the case material is nearly insignificant compared to the heat loss due to air circulation by fans. That's why we have fans in computers - to draw in cool air and force hot air out.

    3. Re:oh please by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agreed... old fisher tube based amplifiers / radio receivers often had wooden cases. My current receiver is circa late 70s, it's PS is rated for well into the 300watt spectrum... it doesn't catch fire. Both are passively cooled with linier power supplies if i'm not mistaken. Your PC with it's switching power supply shouldn't be much of a problem. It has a fuse, your house has a breaker. Not a problem.

      I'll submit that wood is more of an insolater then steel or aluminium... and is less likely to be good at passive cooling... lets say in the event that your fan fails.

      --
      There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
    4. Re:oh please by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or, the concern may be lack of RFI shielding, where the wood looks about like plastic wrap. YMMV with a Telefunken U47 nearby.

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  19. Getting Slashdotted?? by aarku · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You'd think a company would make sure they have the bandwidth ready before they advertised err submitted the story.

    Wouldn't sweat wreak havok on a wooden mouse, anyways? My lowly plastic one gets stained and dirty enough.

  20. Gawsh I hope their webserver.... by agent+dero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why is it that every case mod article we have, that will get slashdotted (they always do), causes at least 10-20 "I hope their webserver isn't $CASEMOD"??

    I mean, we're all smart enough to know that they're actual webserver is probably some black 1U server somewhere

    I don't mean to start a holy war here.....aw, that's another post :-p

    --
    Error 407 - No creative sig found
  21. Fashion & the Beige Box by spun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For the longest time, the beige box was the height of fashion in the computer world. Everything was the same shade of beige, too. Printers, monitors, cases, keyboards, mice, EVERYTHING. And everything was boxy, too. Rounding the corners on your box was considered daring. Then some bright boy came up with the idea of white boxes. Then the natural corollary, the black box. Then Apple came out with the iMac and suddenly we had six new colors. And we had blobs as well as boxes.

    Of course, we have had case-modders from the get go, and some innovative 'concept' designs have been displayed at trade shows, but in the mainstream, the physical design of computers and accessories has been boring.

    I would love to be able to choose from a wide style of cases for my computer. Computer case design has been unobtrusive and homogenous up till now to please the major buyers, corporations. Now, with many smaller form-factor motherboards, and more people with some kind of fashion sense buying computers for the home, there will probably be an explosion in case and accessory design.

    I'd love to see some nice retro stuff. Cases and accessories that looked like a 1950s wooden stereo, or a brushed aluminum AirStream trailer, or made to look like a sculpture would probably sell well. How about a tiny computer with only USB and FireWire (or maybe BlueTooth or something like it but faster, to do away with cords.) for expansion that comes with matching 'collectable' accessories. Companies could manufacture snap on covers: Star Wars or LoTR for us geeks, sports memorablia for the average joe, unicorns and big eyed ragamuffins for the ladies, and so forth.

    The day of the beige box is hopefully done. I for one welcome our new, more stylish computers & accessories.

    --
    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    1. Re:Fashion & the Beige Box by prockcore · · Score: 4, Informative

      Then some bright boy came up with the idea of white boxes. Then the natural corollary, the black box. Then Apple came out with the iMac and suddenly we had six new colors.

      Actually, Sun and SGI were making purple machines long before Apple switched from beige.

    2. Re:Fashion & the Beige Box by Larsing · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or how about building your computer into a sofa, using the excess heat as a seat warmer? (Wait aminute, hasn't Cray already done that..?)
      Or turing your water cooled computer into a feng shuei water feature? (Wait another minute, hasn't Cray already done that, too..?)

      Ah, well, never mind then... ;-)

      --
      Ethics is what you say you do. Morals is what you actually do.
  22. The only true wooden computer by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 5, Funny
    is called Abacus. True digital computing at an affordable price.

    And there are also analog wooden computers.

  23. Re:Yes, wood is "nature loving" by jesdynf · · Score: 5, Funny
    So come back when you're typing on keyboards assembled from windfall wood and bones of animals that died of natural causes.

    Picture: A post-apocalyptic world, now grown lush and green again.

    "Father, what kind of animal is that?"

    "That's a qwerty, my son. If you know how to skin and prepare one, you can use almost every part of it to make a keyboard."

    "Almost? What's left over?"

    "The scrowlock and the cisrek. Hell if I know what they're good for."

    --
    Yahoo! Pipes are awesome. How awesome? http://pipes.yahoo.com/jesdynf/slashdot
  24. Finally by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Argh. Too many stupid jokes are the only things getting moderated up at the moment.

    I'm so pleased to have heard about this - I've been after this sort of thing for a long time now: case mods etc. that have elegant or classical styling instead of the usual "how many lights can I stick on it" crap.

    I'm quite sick of beige boxes, and ugly designs - why can't more companies go for something like this? How about some nice brushed steel keyboards and mice? How about a nice (fake) tortoiseshell keyboard and mouse combo?

    Apple turns out a ine array of beautiful elegant designs, but all the PC accessories just look like they escaped from the set of a cheap sci fi film set.

    About bloody time, that's all I have to say.

    Jedidiah.

  25. Re:Nature-loving geeks? by fbjon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Building something, anything, out of wood is a very natural way of doing it. There are a number of species on this planet that cut down trees to build structures, humans are not the only ones.

    Wood feels nice, sounds nice, and looks nice. It is renewable. And you're forgetting WHERE this tree is cut down, is it in an ancient forest with 300-year old trees, or in a homegrown backyard lot?

    "I'm nature-loving."

    Then why not do it the natural way?

    --
    True confidence comes not from realising you are as good as your peers, but that your peers are as bad as you are.
  26. IT people and woodworking by LuxFX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm an amateur hobbyist woodworker -- it's nice to build things you can hold -- so I love seeing stuff like this, and hope one day I'll be good enough to make them, too.

    The funny thing is how many people seem to be in my position. When reading newsgroups like rec.woodworking, I came across a lot of tech-types that have either turned to woodworking as a hobby in their spare time, or in their laid-off time.

    Anybody else on this board that have moved toward woodworking?

    --
    Punctanym: alternate spelling of words using punctuation or numerals in place of some or all of its letters; see 'leet'
  27. Prices! by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Informative
    I managed to track down some pricing, at least for the monitors:

    15" TFT 458 Euros
    17" TFT 604 Euros
    19" TFT 1090 Euros

    Which is not all that bad considering how nice they look - here's a german shop selling them for those that are finding the site slashdotted.

    Jedidiah

  28. Finally!-Spell-er-up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "sorry, i'm being a spelling nazi :)"

    Now that's not fair. Were's the "Spelling Mussolini", or the "Spelling Pol Pot", or the "Spelling Castro"? Why do the Nazi's have all the fun?

  29. Re:/.tted already? by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, there's Eastern, Central, Mountain, and Pacific.

    --
    If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
  30. There was a little wooden PC once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It had a wooden case,
    a wooden mouse
    a wooden keyboard
    and a wooden cpu
    and it wooden go!

  31. Remind anyone of the Apple I in the Smithsonian by owlicks58 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For some reason remembering seeing the Apple I in the Smithsonian was the first thing I thought of when i thought of a wooden computer case. Have a look Smithsonian Apple I

    --
    -Alex
    1. Re:Remind anyone of the Apple I in the Smithsonian by Bobman1235 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For some reason remembering seeing the Apple I in the Smithsonian was the first thing I thought of when i thought of a wooden computer case. Have a look Smithsonian Apple I

      Jesus, I really thought that was a joke, until I backtracked to find it. Towards the bottom of this page, it says that the Apple I was a kit that you designed your own case for. Who knew?

  32. They just don't work very well by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 4, Funny

    I tried out a wooden monitor once, but the picture was just too grainy.

    1. Re:They just don't work very well by canavan · · Score: 2, Informative

      The parent post should be modded insightful, not funny - the probably best known wooden display/mirror has just 830 pixels.

  33. Fire hazard... by bsbenalber · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nice! No more putting cigarettes close to the keyboard. Mind you, even over clocking now becomes a fire hazard! ;-)

  34. Re:(OT) Re:an actual link by Patik · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you have not clicked on a slashdot link and got an unexpected goatse link then maybe you have not slashdotted much.
    First, by default Slashdot mentions the link target's server right after the link in brackets. Second, I when I hover over the link, the URL is displayed at the bottom of the browser (and yes I do look at this before clicking). Third, try quoting sometime, it's very useful, but oh, wait, you can't use HTML, never mind. Fourth, you've got legs, why bother with a car or bike? Just walk everywhere.
    if you are an M$ (l)user
    Wow, any credibility you had left was lost with those two lame, overused typos.
  35. I have to ask: by renjipanicker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where do I store my logs?

  36. Re:No /.ing! by TiggsPanther · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...one of few small sites that survived a good Slashdotting...

    Not by 9am GMT it hadn't.

    Tiggs
    --
    Tiggs
    "120 chars should be enough for everyone..."
  37. Just waiting for the IKEA computer case... by dafdaf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hehehe. I'd find it quite funny. Maybe the case would be called Noerd ? ;-)

    --
    To error is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the OS.
  38. Wargames... by CBDSteve · · Score: 2, Funny

    Teacher: Who first came up with the concept of reproduction without sex?
    Matthew Broderick: Uh, your wife?

  39. Is cardboard "wood"? by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because I mounted a small power supply, motherboard, and a hard drive in a FedEx box, as an easier-to-carry alternative to a 1U case (nice and flat, but way too wide and deep) or a typical desktop/tower case (too, well... box-like). As an added bonus, it's less likely to get stolen because it doesn't exactly look like a computer. Though I do have to be careful any time FedEx comes to pick up a package. {grin}

    --
    http://alternatives.rzero.com/
  40. Beware of the termites! by IroNick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Luckily, there are no wild termites in Sweden, but there are some variant of carpenter ants.

    So who do you call when your mouse got bugs?

  41. Trees by $exyNerdie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Save the trees please...

    Why? Because after a frustrating tech support call with no real help, some might end up throwing their wodden computer accessories in the fireplace...