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KDE And Gnome Together At Last?

HangingChad writes "eWeek is reporting about Novell's plan to combine elements of both into a unified desktop. Apparently the work has already started. Chris Schlager, vice president of research and development for SUSE, thinks the differences between KDE and Gnome developers have been overstated. Apparently he's not a regular /. reader."

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  1. Gnome and KDE? by nick-less · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whats next? Cats sleeping with dogs?

    1. Re:Gnome and KDE? by iminplaya · · Score: 0, Funny

      Or apples growing on an orange tree?

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    2. Re:Gnome and KDE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
      Mayor: What do you mean, biblical?
      Ray: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor... real Wrath-of-God-type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies.
      Venkman: Rivers and seas boiling!
      Egon: 40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanos.
      Winston:The dead rising from the grave!
      Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats, living together... mass hysteria!

  2. Apparently he's not a regular /. reader. by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe he browses at +5. :)

  3. Wow! by Bishop,+Martin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait for KGplayer, twice the features, double the resource usage!

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    1. Re:Wow! by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

      Doesn't resource usage increase to the square of added features?

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    2. Re:Wow! by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, you're not thinking far enough. Let's really merge them.

      Let's have a desktop which now starts _two_ sound daemons on startup. Nevermind that ALSA already can mix sounds very well on its own. We're hackers. We want to write yet another complex handler, especially if it involves threads. In fact, let's write a third sound daemon, whose job is just to interface with the other two.

      Let's also load and initialize two damn huge graphics libraries, and the usual gazillion wrappers around each of them, right on startup. (E.g., each of them just has to come with its very own clever font renderer.) Of course, that also goes without saying for each of the gazillions of other personalized libraries that KDE and Gnome just had to include. And, of course, the gazillion programs and applets that each of them just has to load into RAM on startup.

      Now we can really compete with Windows XP. If not on ease of use or mindshare, at least in the hundreds of megabytes of RAM used and minutes to wait on startup and shutdown. But, hey, it's a start. It worked for Microsoft.

      Me? I'll be the guy running XFCE 4. It does everything I ever wanted from a desktop and window manager, and starts in a quarter of a second.

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  4. Early leak by salimma · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously, this must have been meant for publication on April 1st!

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    1. Re:Early leak by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, yeah, either that or the Novell team BLATANTLY STOLE the Gnome source code after cracking their web server ... heheh :)

  5. What's next on Novell's agenda? by metallicagoaltender · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are they planning on unifying emacs and vi?!?

    1. Re:What's next on Novell's agenda? by hazem · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah, trying to remember all the keystrokes will drive you insane

      Too late! I'm already insane, but now I understand why!

    2. Re:What's next on Novell's agenda? by krumms · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here's my session with the emacs doctor:

      I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
      you are finished talking, type RET twice.

      help me

      Why do you say help you?

      because I'm a loonatic

      Is it because you are a loonatic that you came to me?

      yes!

      I see... Well, what makes you believe this is so?

      well, I keep thinking "Hey, vi is pretty cool" but then I discover
      something about it that sucks so I'm like "Wahey, fuck it"

      Are you afraid of sex? ... what?

      Can you elaborate on that?

      elaborate ... on sex?

      Tell me about something about your sexual history.

      I'm going now.

      Earlier you said you are a loonatic?

      Fuck off creep!

      I would appreciate it if you would talk about your sex life...

    3. Re:What's next on Novell's agenda? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Funny

      The best is M-x psychoanalyze-pinhead, where Zippy meets ELIZA:

      I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

      The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!

      Why do you say that?

      You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!

      What makes you believe you have an assumable mortgage?

      A GRAM?? A BRAM... A GROOM... A BROOM... Oh, Yeh!! Wash the ROOM!!

      Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

      You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!!

      What happened when you decide on a new career?

      My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off.. It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!!

      Is it because of your life that you say it has noiseless doze function and full kitchen?

      I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..

      Are you sure that you have many charts and diagrams?

      .. my NOSE is NUMB!

      ...Perhaps this has something to do with hangups you have?

      Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!!

      Is it because of your inhibitions that you say you thought this was a nude rap session?

      I just put lots of the EGG SALAD in the SILK SOCKS --

      I don't understand.

      CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make thinly veiled comments about DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??

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  6. Do they call it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Knome or GDE?

    1. Re:Do they call it... by Elshar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd think they'd call it KludGe. Afterall, they DID Kludge it all together :)

  7. Ouch by BSDKaffee · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'd think getting your foot caught in a giant gear would hurt!

  8. KDE Compromise by TwistedSquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe if KDE gets compromised too it could bring them closer together? *ducks*

    1. Re:KDE Compromise by nick-less · · Score: 2, Funny


      Maybe if KDE gets compromised too it could bring them closer together? *ducks*


      Guess who compromised Gnomes servers ;-)

    2. Re:KDE Compromise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      KDE will NEVER be compromised.

      It will be Kompromised.

      (runs)

  9. Gno way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kant happen.

    1. Re:Gno way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must be GNU here...

  10. Better yet, bring Blackbox to the mix... by AvantLegion · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... and unveil the next generation of X desktop environments: KGB

    1. Re:Better yet, bring Blackbox to the mix... by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 2, Funny

      I for one welcome our new Russion desktop overlords.

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    2. Re:Better yet, bring Blackbox to the mix... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1, Funny

      OK, might as well get it over with:

      In Soviet Russia, the KGB unveils you!

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    3. Re:Better yet, bring Blackbox to the mix... by bsharitt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't the new Russian desktop overlords welcome you?

    4. Re:Better yet, bring Blackbox to the mix... by druhol · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now all we need is to add an "all your base" joke, and this thread would reach critical meme-mass.

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    5. Re:Better yet, bring Blackbox to the mix... by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, all your welcomed overlords are belong to base, you insensitive clod!

  11. A mutant GUI by Bull999999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminds me of an episod of The Simpsons where Homer puts the Santa's Little Helper (dog) and Snowball II (cat) in to a sack because he wanted to cross breed them out of bordom.

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  12. Soup to Nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    quote -
    "He said he thinks the ability to offer customers a complete, soup-to-nuts solution will be a valuable addition. "We've learned our lesson from Microsoft." "

    Does anyone feel a bit uneasy with that expression 'soup-to-nuts'?

    Hot soup can burn my lips - I'm not a bout to put that you-know-where!!

  13. Re:Didn't RH do this? by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 2, Funny

    Basically, an improved version of KDE.

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  14. THIS WEEK ON IRON SLASHDOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    BATTLE: DESKTOP

    1. Re:THIS WEEK ON IRON SLASHDOT by jelloburn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whose GUI-ine reigns supreme!?

  15. Re:Coincidence? by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's one of the lessons they're learning from Microsoft. :p

  16. Re:Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is lots of choice of desktop on Windows: Win3.11, Win98, WinXP, Blue Screen ...

  17. Well it's obvious who did this by hayden · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's those evil Novell people stealing GNOME's valuable source code to include in KDE.

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  18. Don't read slashdot??? by dokebi · · Score: 3, Funny

    How about the second paragraph of the article:
    Supporters of the two interfaces have often sparred with each other in flame wars on Slashdot, mailing lists and newsgroups.

    Looks like submitters don't read articles either.

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  19. Irony? by jcuervo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny, how the next story down is people (jokingly) saying KDE just hacked Gnome's site. :-)

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  20. Novell's next plan by Zalgon+26+McGee · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We'll merge Vi and Emacs! That way, everyone will be happy!"

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  21. Re:Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, a sarcasm detector. Now that's a useful invention.

  22. Re:Not a good idea by nvrrobx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Corporations regularly push out restrictive Windows policies to stop users from tweaking the desktop beyond repair.

    IT departments want a unified desktop - it'll lower support costs. Picture this help desk call:

    HD: Sir, what desktop are you using?
    User: I dunno.

    HD: Do you see a K or a foot in the lower left?
    User: Ummm, it's a foot.

    HD: Hold on while I transfer you to a GNOME specialist.
    User: A what? I'm not a gnome!

  23. Re:Possible name? by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 4, Funny

    GnuDE ?

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  24. Re:Linux takes over by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even the schools around here at adapting Linux...

    I'm taking a university extension course in Linux device drivers. I brought my laptop and was running KDE. The guy behind me kept looking over, and finally asked, "it isn't Windows, what is it?" This was in a *Linux* class. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was FreeBSD :-)

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  25. merge vi with emacs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    will that spawn imacs?

  26. FLOSS the Cat by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Funny

    Novell:

    The Open Source world consists of a massive herd of cats. They live by themselves, they do their own bizarre cat things, and they're awfully independent. They're talented but touchy. Some of them are awfully stubborn. Sometimes, one will get interested in something or gets an idea into its cat-brain, and start heading the direction of whatever's interested it. Sometimes other cats come along, and you get a whole pack swarming along. Occasionally a lot of cats get really interested in something (like a kernel), and then the sight is truly magestic, with a herd of cats pouring over everything that obstructs them from their goal. They're really quite unstoppable then.

    The problem, Novell, is that right now a good-sized pack of cats have it firmly in their heads that they definitely and without question want to go *west*. There is another good-sized pack of cats that are absolutely certain that they want to go *east*. The combination has produced cats going in opposite directions colliding with each other and hissing and scratching at each other.

    However, Novell, before you step smack dab into the middle of this writhing, temperamental herd and try to direct them to go *north*, I suggest that you keep in mind -- you are herding cats.