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Comcast Signs Deal To Acquire TechTV

FPCat writes "Comcast has purchased TechTV. They plan to merge the station with G4. Maybe they'll stop showing Robot Wars and put some decent shows on instead. In either case, with Leo Laporte no longer hosting The Screen Savers, I expect big changes on the station..." (Of course, at this point they've only agreed to buy.)

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  1. Heh. by outZider · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, because as we all know, Comcast means Quality.

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  2. Show of the year by Hekatchu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps well soon see Super-X-killerBOT agaist Mickey Mouse Show.

  3. Re:Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anybody else have a weird feeling that Comcast is trying to buy out the entire world....

    Why yes... we are....

    Anyways... how much for your house and family??

  4. lineup by millahtime · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have some lineup show ideas.... 1) On Macs 2) Chicks of teck world 3) On open source 4) Hot chicks of the tech world in bathing suits 5) Cool new toys 6) Hot chicks of the tech world in bathing suits showing off cool new tech toys 7) A show of extreme dating meets tech folks (with hot chicks only) .....

    1. Re:lineup by BMonger · · Score: 5, Funny

      Paige Davis needs to host the new case mod show called...

      "Trading Cases".

    2. Re:lineup by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...and she should be in a bikini

      (aww, frig! Now I'm showing my age!)

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  5. Please, please! by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let Adam Sessler be next to go!

    1. Re:Please, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Adam Sessler would be fine if he ran Xplay by himself. It's that damned horse-faced Morgan that's wrecking the show. Adam seems genuinely knowledgeable, and he's been hosting that show (in its many incarnations) for a long time now. Morgan, on the other hand, seems to constantly be reading off cue cards. On top of that, their schtick with Morgan 'dominating' Adam is just tired and lame.

      The only reason she's still on the network is because she has a huge rack, and I get the impression Xplay thinks its target audience is the type of 13 year-old busy wanking to JC Penny catalogs.

      It's a shame... Xplay could be a good show if they shuffled the format around a bit. Hell, it's not even Morgan's fault it's not, it's the damned writers.

    2. Re:Please, please! by homerules · · Score: 2, Funny

      You need a better TV.

  6. Finally! by Xoder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some explanation to the Disney bid! I couldn't figure out why Comcast wanted a somewhat-struggling content provider in their portfolio, but now I see that They (as in MS) were looking for that key 3-12 year-old demographic.

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  7. Re:It is to bad. by David+Hume · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heck I would love a station that shows different algorithms, or different ways to do things in different languages.


    Now there is a recipe for high ratings.

  8. Re:Keep Morgan Webb, and we're all set... by cabra771 · · Score: 2, Funny

    *crickets chirping*

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  9. Re:It is to bad. by jonfelder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heck I would love a station that shows different algorithms, or different ways to do things in different languages.

    The problem is no one else would.

  10. That's okay by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Funny

    >(Of course, at this point they've only

    >agreed to buy.)


    At this point, I've onlya agreed to watch.

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  11. what's TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... is that what you get on the other cable - next to the one going to my cable modem?

  12. Re:he hosted today? by markhb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shatner, your agent called, something about a margarine commercial.

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  13. Re:Morgan Webb and Laura Swisher need by maxbang · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, yes, and yes! It will be called: Whipped Cream Panties, Linux, and You.

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  14. I for one by fromtheblueline · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one welcome our new Comcast overlords!

  15. As long as I can watch "Thunderbirds" by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 2, Funny

    I't "FAB" with me

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  16. Re:he hosted today? by esswedl · · Score: 3, Funny

    jeez - I can't even remember what it was called before X-play

    Extended Play. I really enjoyed the promo that had Adam Sessler punching and dodging in a side-scroller, the camera pulling back to reveal Kate at the joystick of a cabinet.

  17. Re:"I'm into murders and executions." by brkello · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why in God's name would you want to read news and view clips of other people playing games when you could be playing them yourself?

    Good point! Let's extend this further! Why would you want to read news and view clip of other people playing football/basketball/baseball when you could be playing them yourselves? That's why shows like ESPN will never catch on.

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  18. So that is why my cable bill went up! by krgallagher · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know I don't get it. Here is a company that cann afford to pay cash for Disney, but they cannot get my billing account and my ISP login synchonized so that I do not have to use two different login names and passwords.

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  19. Re:THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO! by WTFmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thunder, thunder, thunder THUNDERCA -- oh, sorry.

  20. Re:It is to bad. by FPCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd watch a show showing a shark killing an interior decorator

  21. Re:Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    $50 for the wife. The kids are free.

  22. techTV should be renamed to abreasTechTV by nxs212 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I haven't watched TechTV for the last two years and was shocked when I saw their new "lineup"!
    Every single show had girls with big breasts that were prominently displayed. Girls with smaller breasts looked like they were stuffing and wearing push-up bras.
    I guess they misunderstood new management's directive to "keep abreast of science and technology"