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Two-Headed Ogres Added To World Of Warcraft
An anonymous reader writes "It's official: Blizzard Entertainment is proud to announce that two-headed ogres, each head controlled by a different player, are now a playable race in World of Warcraft, their upcoming PC massively multiplayer online role-playing game. Giving two separate players simultaneous control of a single body, this new race introduces a unique cooperative gaming experience never before attempted. Current beta testers should expect to see these innovative new game mechanics added in the coming weeks."
Enough already.
There are 01 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary, and me.
I'm holding out for the 3-headed Knight option.
How about King Ghidrah, with different player for each head ?
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
I still can't believe that they lost all of their source code for Starcraft and had to start from scratch!
so when do we see a larry MMORPG?
;-)
one player could operate larry's head and one... well, you know.
the computer is online
i am not at it
what a waste of ressources
It's less annoying than April Fools.
// "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
someone didn't bother to mention the fact it's an April Fool's joke in the story blurb?
(house explodes)
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Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?
"Halt! Who art thou?" ..." ..."
"He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who
"Shut up. Oh, nobody really. just passing through."
"What do you want?"
"To fight and
"Shut up. Nothing really. just to pass through, good Sir knight."
"I'm afraid not. This is my bit of the forest. Find your own bit."
"I am a Knight of King Arthur's Round Table. I seek the Holy Grail - Stand aside and let me pass."
"You are a Knight of the Round Table?
"I am."
"Shit."
"In that case I shall have to kill you."
"Shall I?"
"Oh, I don't think so."
"I'm not sure."
"What do I think?"
"I think kill him."
Do i get to pk my better half ?
no i'm talking about wow, im serious !
Here are some early screenshots of the new monster.
Well hey, what the hell? This is still a great idea. Just because it's hilariously strange, it's doable. I think it would work tremendously.
Attention deficit disorder is a complicated issue, spanning several major... HEY LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!
April Fool's jokes on the Internet got old as soon as the idea started. They're too obvious and not well thought out anymore. It seems most of these writers haven't heard of subtlety. Generally everyone's jokes are bad. What's even worse are the people who fall for them.
Two headed ogres?! Yeah right, nice try. Everyone knows ogres aren't real! Nice try guys, but I already know that today is April Fools Day!
I can't wait to play a giant robot Goblin Tinker hero in the next Frozen Throne patch.
Rob
God forbid. Blizzard would never go out on a limb like that.
That, surprisingly, sounds like a wonderful idea. The only problem I see is what would happen when you're online and the other person isn't? Would half of you be asleep?
I don't trust Blizzard - they probably _WILL_ put them in as a playable race.
:)
Diablo's Secret Cow Level started as an April Fools joke too
today's press release concerning the 0.999~ = 1 debate was also a bit humorous. (although that only really applies to those who frequent the war room)
It would be awesome if you could request another character to be with and/or have AI control if the other player isn't available.
I think this would be very cool in terms of fighting. And I suppose if your second half was offline they would be gone.
This could be potentially more dangerous for players because of griefers. They could Really mess up someone's game play. Another problem I see is if one half is never online, then the two headed experience someone wants may not be worth while.
That'd make head shots a bitch.
"Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
Arguably, this might be just what MMORPGs need... something that enforces sociability and cooperation with a person who they don't get to choose. It's possible that two people creating an ogre character end up with personalities that mesh well, but in any other case the users would be forced to come up with a system of compromises and rules for how things will be done.
One particular book, Forever Peace by Joe Haldeman proposes the idea that humans which are forced into interacting with each other continuously will ultimately gain an empathy with humanity as a whole that will result in peacefulness and civility.
Yes, the book I mentioned is Sci-Fi, though the idea isn't too far off from reality. At a recent meeting of PUMUG, we had a demo of a recently released group-programming tool that was essentially just a text editor for more than 1 person. Most of the folks at the meeting had the program up and running, so we shared a common text file for editing. The chaos of ~10 people was incredible, though a sense of order was eventually established with the understand that each person got a particular line or set of lines to write on (with no outside interference) and that people would refrain from huge text pastes or deletes. There were the occasional annoyances, but most people that stuck it through were civil about it and managed quite an interesting conversation that entirely distracted from the meeting.
So yes, it is April 1st, but this is one story that I would hope might be real. If it were, I might very well play an ogre myself. Feel free to look for me... the name'll probably be something like Grantor\/\/1zzz3|2D, and I'll be going insane. Cheers.
Misery loves company. Online misery loves unsuspecting random strangers.
This is a very intriguing idea.
Has anyone seen any other online game where you have to cooperate this much? I think it is feasible, and not only that, I also think it is balanceable. Basically, it would simply be a matter of balancing when only one player plays, to make sure that noones try to be this only to have more hit points. For the movement, it could be "surimposed" If both press foward, it goes foward, if one presses forward, it goes foward. If one press foward the other left, it does both. If both press opposite direction, it cancel out.
It could be a mess to tie the control thogeter on the devs. side. But it would really create a new experience! Diverse experiences is what these games need to keep old players who want to try new things. I would hope it would be possible to choose who you will play with or go random. Maybe have rituals to transplant your spirit into another body too(changing partner). Etc.
I'll have you know that Her Majesty's Government is extremely humorous, I mean just look at this University top up fees business that they're suggesting. How silly. ...
Oh bugger, that's a real law? Thank god I'll be out of university by the time it comes into force.
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Awesome idea, hope i'll get a notorious powergamer, for the better half.
w00t w00t, april fool..........
A problem cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created it.
I'll second that, i've sort of been watching WoW with about a 25% interest level, after seeing the 2-headed Ogre my interest is at about a 90% and i will definately be purchasing this game (not to mention the monthly subscription).
The idea doesn't seem far-fetched to me in the slightest, i would term it "innovative" as opposed to "unrealistic." I also suspect that, even if it is an apr01 prank, there will be enough support that Blizzard will strongly consider adding it nonetheless...
Personally i'm tired of playing the same old game in a different body (make a dude, wander around killing shit and talking to other dudes, then making another dude because my first dude is too high level to do anything anymore, ad nauseum...) actually sharing a body/character with another player is the sort of interesting, rewarding, and challenging experiences i've been waiting for with online gaming...
-tid242
With a few exceptions, secrecy is deeply incompatible with democracy and with science. --Carl Sagan
Up until about last October, I had successfully avoided being dragged into any MMORPGS. Unfortunately, being a die-hard Final Fantasy fan, FFXI just couldn't be passed up. Now I know that this was probably just a joke, but if it was real, it might be enough to drag me into picking up a SECOND online rpg. Maybe if enough people express interest in the joke race, it might become more than a joke?