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HP Experiments with 'Always On' Camera

An anonymous reader writes "Hewlett-Packard researchers in the U.K. are working on a camera that's always on, recording everything you see and letting you go back later and decide what's actually photo-worthy. Raises some serious privacy questions. But as an HP researcher notes, "If your wearable camera is always on ... you're not going to miss any moments, but you're also going to get a load of junk.""

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  1. Load of junk by Sowbug · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...but you're also going to get a load of junk"

    If by "a load of junk" you mean "a lot of pictures of people pointing at your goofy-looking glasses and laughing," then you're absolutely right.

    1. Re:Load of junk by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 5, Funny
      "...but you're also going to get a load of junk"

      I think by "load of junk" they mean it's a Compaq/HP product.

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  2. junk eh? by AssProphet · · Score: 4, Funny

    "you're not going to miss any moments, but you're also going to get a load of junk."

    wow I guess they're right... most of my life is a load of junk.
    But what if you gave this camera to those guys on the MountainDew or Surge commercials who only do exciting things constantly?

    1. Re:junk eh? by manavendra · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what if you gave this camera to those guys on the MountainDew or Surge commercials who only do exciting things constantly?

      Then there'd be a lot of takes, and finally some geek hacking some cool effects to make us believe they actually succeeded in doing those exciting things :-p

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  3. Big News Today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    HP Revolutionizes the boring webcam technology by fusing it with reality TV. Story at 11.

    Ride the snake

    1. Re:Big News Today by PacoTaco · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, I can see an idea like that selling like hotcakes. With some good advertising, you could have a lot of people making amateur, grassroots Truman Show-esque reality TV for anyone on the Net.

      You'll need to buy at least two, so you can film yourself with the second camera while you edit the footage from the first one or change its batteries/flash card. You wouldn't want to miss any potentially riveting moments.

  4. Can you say... by Erick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gargoyle?

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  5. slashdot by ispepalocacoc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sadly, all I would get are many many screenshots of slashdot.

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  6. Great... by jamonterrell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I'll have to sift through 1000s of google responses when I search for anything containing nothing more than someone unimportant opinion, with 10,000 pictures of their boring life scattered throughout. Oh wait, blogging already does this, it's just going to get worse with the pictures to document things no one really cares about.

    On the serious side, this is, in my opinion, the resolution of a problem that doesn't exist. It's very cool, it just isn't a very needed product.

    Jamon

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  7. Muder in the DC area... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great. My GF is already pissed that I don't delete enough of the stupid pictures I take. I tell her "I keep everything, just in case." She would murder me in my sleep if I got one of these.

    TW

  8. I already have these by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like to call them "eyes".

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  9. Who wants to see 100,000 pictures of slashdot? by jamonterrell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, the only people geeky enough to want this are just going to be watching slashdot all day anyway.

    Jamon

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  10. I know what the girls will say... by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why do you always wear those damn glasses when we make love ???

  11. practical use by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I won't have to figure out how to control my shoe-cam when walking behind skirted babes. However, a Kilt Avoidance System would be nice.

  12. Re:Battery Life? by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are those your batteries, or are you happy to see me? :-)

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  13. Re:Privacy Issues? by System.out.println() · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not even going to go into all of the places that you shouldn't be taking pictures anyway (locker rooms, gyms, dr. office, the list goes on)


    I think you just...um.... did. :)

  14. Re:dont have to keep loads of junk by ccnull · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like TiVo for the soul.

  15. interesting... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1, Funny

    i think i've heard of this before.... i think it was called a "video camera," but i could be mistaken.

  16. Re:Privacy Issues? by daddymac · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, it's a HUGE difference! This is like a video camera, true, BUT it's attached to some big sunglasses! AND there's no viewfinder! This is technology at work.

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  17. The Mathematical Limit by Kyont · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you record more than half of your life, well, there just isn't going to be time to sift through it all before it's over...

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  18. Ah, memories... by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Oh, and here's the first time I got beat up at school for having a dorky camera strapped to my head!"

  19. Re:Privacy Issues? by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now anyone wearing glasses might be taking her picture 20 times a second.

    I know how you feel. I'm still holding off having wild monkey sex with the two 19 year-old, willing nubile females that work at the local corner store. They might have hidden cameras in their apartment, and I can't find the right combination of Wi-Fi jammer/magnetic HDD wiper hardware.

    The current plan is to gain access to their computer surreptitiously (by installing a wipe-out command via a USB memory plug-in keychain device while pretending to be looking for good porn) that can be remote activated via the net. However, I am concerned that there will be lag time between the time I leave the threesome love nest and get home to be able to bork their machine.

    Any advice?

  20. bathroom breaks... by Transcendent · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...oh those should be fun with this on... Just try not to look down that much.

    1. Re:bathroom breaks... by surgeonsmate · · Score: 2, Funny

      This has actually happened. A researcher investigating the behaviour of pickpockets was wearing a tiny camera mounted to his glasses for a TV documentary. He forgot he was wearing the cam when he took a much needed break and the producers had to edit the footage! http://www.iht.com/articles/510133.html tells the story.