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Giant Sub-Woofer

PuceBaboon sent us linkage to an amusing story about building a gigantic custom sub woofer. I was about to yawn until I looked at the pictures of them excavating a 60 cubic meter hole, and laying bricks. This one might be a little outside the realm of reasonable, but it's damn impressive.

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  1. Oh my by v_1_r_u_5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Howard Stern would have a field day with this puppy!

  2. drool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    Oh man.. that room with Motorhead's Boneshaker DVD and some Fort Garry Dark Ale.

    All that'd be left are greasy, bloody smudges.

  3. Oh man... by Hugh-know-who · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can hardly wait for someone to put it in their car, and drive through my neighborhood at 3 am...

    1. Re:Oh man... by Inuchance · · Score: 5, Funny

      Given the size of this subwoofer, I'd imagine you'd put the car in the subwoofer! (Especially in soviet russia)

  4. Re:The "Biggest" by rokzy · · Score: 4, Funny

    yeah he was so upset he couldn't get a first post he decided to build this so he couldn't hear himself sobbing.

  5. Giant Subwoofer + Barry White Record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There in lies the secret to cold fusion

    1. Re:Giant Subwoofer + Barry White Record by Paulrothrock · · Score: 4, Funny

      Baby, I know you been hydrogen waaay too long. You been yearning for a change. Come on over here baby, and fuse with me, make me a whole helluva lot of helium. It's what I need, baby

      Que funkalicious bass line...

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  6. Re:The "Biggest" by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    I think so, but wouldn't it'd be cheaper to just buy an SUV?

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  7. Old News by somethinghollow · · Score: 4, Funny

    This MUST be old news. From the looks of the shwank pad, it must be the 70s. This is where pot will get you. Making giant subwoofers. Oh wait... pot will get you sleeping on the couch or laughing about things that aren't funny.

    Nevermind.

  8. In related news... by ravind · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...scientists are predicting Southern California could be in for a major earthquake this spring or summer.

  9. Disaster Area scheduled to appear by CarrionBird · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hotblack quated as saying, "You call that a woofer??"

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    1. Re:Disaster Area scheduled to appear by Analogy+Man · · Score: 4, Funny
      I was surprised to see how far I needed to scroll down the posts before the first HHGuide reference.

      When I first saw the concrete work, I thought it was the bunker for the listeners and the woofer would be in a seperate facility.

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  10. Obligatory Spinal Tap reference... by bennomatic · · Score: 5, Funny

    The main question is, does it go to eleven?

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  11. Re:Dare I ask by RetroGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    What those apparently puddles of yellowish brown liquid in the pics near the bottom are?

    ear wax

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  12. questions, questions... by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 4, Funny
    everybody's asking "what sense does it make" - i have a different question:

    where do i plug in my guit?!

    this is awesome. really, incredibly oversized and inappropriate - but absolutely awesome.

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  13. How about... by Stavr0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    A giant subwoofer made with a wooden speaker cone soaked in sake?

  14. Mod me down if you must by Kulaid982 · · Score: 5, Funny


    All your BASS are belong to us

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  15. Officer? by Himring · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speaker guy: Is there a problem officer?

    Policeman: The neighbors are throwing up. Can you please turn down your gigantic, crater-filling sub-woofer?

    Speaker guy: Huh?

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  16. Hotblack by thorgil · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've heard Hotblack Desiato used a black hole as a subwoofer at the galaxy twist gig next saturday.

    Fans whom have will heard it claims:

    -It really rocked!

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  17. Re:The "Biggest" by Lev13than · · Score: 5, Funny

    these guys build custom home cinema installations so this was either for a client or I think their own demo to show off what they can do....

    I'm still not convinced. Does anyone have an .mp3 recording of the room? I want to hear the difference between that setup and my laptop's speakers.

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  18. Re:Dare I ask by Diamon · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's the first thing do you do with a subwolfer that size? Why play the brown noise (that certain frequency that causes someone to lose bowel control and crap their pants) of course.

  19. Re:shame video didn't get the same attention by Chairboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Make sure you run only quality Monster brand optical digital cables. I have it on good authority from the guy at Circuit City that if you aren't using Monster, the actual bits for the data stream have little jags on them that true audiophiles can hear.

  20. Re:The "Biggest" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I enjoy visiting my audiophile friends and casually mentioning that whatever song is playing sounds a little clipped in the high end.

    Then I go hit on the wife while the guy spends an hour fiddling with the dials and sliders.