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Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet

eaglebtc writes "Tuesday on Good Morning America, a representative from Tyco Fire & Security demonstrated an amazing new substance called Sapphire: a water-like fluid that does not get things wet. He filled a small fish tank with Sapphire and submerged a book, a laptop, and a flat panel TV. Both electronics were turned on when submerged; all three items came out completely unharmed. Click here for a slideshow of the demonstration. The official name for Sapphire is actually Novec 1230. Read about it here (PDF). Tyco sees practical applications of Sapphire in fire extinguisher systems for museums and libraries. By the same token of practicality, regular readers of Slashdot probably have something else in mind: total-immersion watercooling. Just think of the possibilities!"

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  1. Don't tell my boss by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    [...] a total flooding clean agent, which serves as an effective halon replacement.

    So, in other words, a server room full of "Sapphire" will kill us just as fast as a server room full of Halon? That and the added entertainment of watching lifeless geeks float around behind the room's glass wall? My PHB will likely be faxing Tyco a P.O. this afternoon!

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  2. Great! by Rapid+Home+Offer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I don't have to rub myself with ducks before I go swimming!

  3. That's pretty cool. by demonic-halo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps I'll use it to fake my death by submerging myself in a bath tub full of it, then dropping a hair dryer into the tub and video tape the whole thing.

  4. Finally... by jlowery · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can give my cat a bath.

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    1. Re:Finally... by dr_dank · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Gave my cat a bath the other day... she LOVED it, it was fun for me, fun for the cat, the fur kept sticking to my tongue though."

      - Steve Martin

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  5. Ted Kennedy by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they could make this available on Cape Cod, Ted Kennedy would not have to worry about explaining his drenched suits after he goes driving.

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    1. Re:Ted Kennedy by michaelggreer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow. I didn't know anyone here was old enough to make that joke.
      It was in Chappaquiddick, by the way.

  6. Ramen noodles? by Himring · · Score: 2, Funny

    Has anyone tried it with ramen noodles? I figure, no need to drain!...

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  7. What we really need by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Forget water that doesn't get stuff wet.

    What we need is fire that doesn't burn stuff.

    1. Re:What we really need by dupper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prior Art - God

  8. PHB Alert! by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    My PHB will likely be faxing Tyco a P.O. this afternoon!

    Memo To All Valued Employees:

    When a fire breaks out, please remain calm. Additional stress during this time of continued right-sizing is unproductive. I personally assure you that all valued assets will be safe and secure.

    If you have any questions, please address them to my secretary who can forward them to me in my personal bunker in Tahiti.
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  9. Another liquid that won't get things wet: by rsidd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mercury. May not be a good idea to submerge electronics in it though. And it's expensive, and toxic.

  10. Tyco? by sulli · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean that the liquid will be pissed out by an ice sculpture of David?

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  11. They should call it... by thestarz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I can't believe it's not water."

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  12. Re:If it doesn't get things wet... by PixelScuba · · Score: 2, Funny

    Use the quilted, quicker picker upper... ...Bounty

  13. Gratuitous TMBG quote by swordboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    When he's underwater does he get wet or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, particle man!

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  14. Re:"Water"-cooling by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 4, Funny

    this stuff has a boiling point of 49.2C (120.6F). Processors burn hotter than that, how useful would it still be for cooling purposes if it were a gas?

    So you pump the substance in a liquid state over the processor, the heat boils it and it turns to a gas, taking much of the heat along with it. The gas passes through a small turbine, which generates electricity to power a peltier cooler, attached to a condensing tank. That cools the gas down to liquid state again, and the liquid is fed back into the system.

    I call it the Rube Goldburg 2000 cooling system. Time to file a patent!

  15. Re:Safe? by jetkust · · Score: 4, Funny

    And while their at it, have them eat 11 cups of soil and rocks. And if they curl up and die, it shall be concluded that the earth itself is not enviromentally safe. And that we should stop trying to save it.

  16. What are it's cleaning capabilities? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny

    It could be interesting for those geeks who are allergic to water...

  17. Re:Sapphire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Can I grow some Magic Rocks, call them "Diamonds" and sell them online?

    Sure, I'll even buy it off you in exchange for the "Uranium" that my dog produces.

  18. A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet by tony1c · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully this will work out better than their previous product "The Towel That Won't Get Things Dry".

  19. Re:Fluorinert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    "Can anyone confirm/deny this?"

    Nope. They're all dead.

  20. Oh crap, another thing we can't use against RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    >"Making bits hard to copy is like making water not wet..." - Bruce Schneier

    Shit, here goes another argument against DRM.

  21. Re:If it doesn't get things wet... by Himring · · Score: 4, Funny

    how to you clean it up? Or pick it up? Say, after it's been used to put out a fire? Or does some 'special' cloth absorb it?

    You use a wetvac, no, wait....

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  22. Sapphire: A spill that never gets cleaned up by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rats, I spilled some. Well, I'll just use a towel to...
    Hold on there, this is taking longer than...
    No matter, I'll just get the mop and...
    Sponge? No...
    Paper towels? No...
    Hazmat pellets? No...

    I may be here awhile.

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  23. Re:Safe? by kajoob · · Score: 0, Funny

    Caffeine is more toxic than plutonium

    Congratulations, you just wont he most asinine statement of the day award!

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  24. Re:Vapor Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wouldn't want to breath this stuff any more than I want to inhale octane, or anything else.

    I think it's best to inhale at least something; I find an Oxygen/Nitrogen mix works well for me YMMV.

  25. Re:"Water"-cooling by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't think a large glass case full of possibly colored clear liquid bubbling away like mad while you're working would look cool?

    Toss in a few plastic carrots and other vegetables for decoration, maybe add a concentric spiral of red EL lighting at the bottom to look like an electric oven burner, etc?

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  26. Re:Safe? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, I'm glad we cleared that up.

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  27. ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotWater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    would be a good name for it

  28. So what happens by aclaudet · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what happens when you pour this stuff into a Teflon pan?

  29. Re:"Water"-cooling by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1, Funny

    See, the reason that sprinkler systems are popular is that they tend to preserve human life.

    So in the situation where Le Louvre has to choose between seeing the Mona Lisa destroyed by a conventional water sprinkler or seeing a few hundred filthy American tourists being cooked alive by 500 degree anoxic Sapphire steam, which do you think they'll choose?

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  30. This is fantastic news... by pergamon · · Score: 0, Funny

    ... that means I finally have a market for my most promising invention: a towel that doesn't get things dry!

  31. I knew scientific innovation doesn't require b00bs by HungWeiLo · · Score: 2, Funny

    For once, you can be sure the adult entertainment industry did not spawn the need for this invention.

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  32. Re:Heat conductivity & some math by markan18 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hard drives may be operating, i don't know if some are completly sealed off but i know some are not. What i am sure is someone using this will have a hard time reading/burning cds.

  33. Waterbed filler by ChrisMaple · · Score: 3, Funny

    Advantages: density 1.6X water, specific heat ~1/4 water. Disadvantages: evaporates easily, expensive. Unknown: Probably not good to breath for a long time, probably won't support mold/fungus growth.

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  34. the ultimate cooling material is... by jsahol · · Score: 3, Funny

    ice-nine

  35. Re:"Water"-cooling by PretzelBat · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or you could fill your case with fish.

    Given that it's NOT ACTUALLY WATER, this might damage the fish is some irreparable way.

  36. Re:"Water"-cooling by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 2, Funny
    by looking cool, do you mean like a pot of boiling water? because that's exactly what it would look like. I don't find it particularly cool to watch water boil.

    I'm afraid you lack the soul of the geek, sir. Boiling is a fascinating process, but one that we usually don't get to observe closely because a) boiling water is hot and b) pans are usually opaque. I imagined something like your motherboard standing on end in a clear sealed tank, with bubbles rising off the stuff that produced significant amounts of heat (probably just the CPU).

    Unless your comment was a pun on "cool," in which case you do have the soul of a geek . . .

  37. Futurama... by Sophrosyne · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here is a possibility, we take celebrity heads, put them in saphire, so that in the future everyone can enjoy their wisdom, and entertaining abilities.

  38. Re:"Water"-cooling by ePhil_One · · Score: 4, Funny
    You don't think a large glass case full of possibly colored clear liquid bubbling away like mad while you're working would look cool?

    I'm thinking more of a Chemestry set environment. The fluid boils off then condenses into those cool spiral glass tubes (a glass radiator, in effect) then drips back down into the resevoir.

    Space efficent? No.

    Cool? You Betcha.

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  39. BAD idea for total immersion cooling system by MtlDty · · Score: 2, Funny

    This will never work for total immersion cooling. Every single computer case I've ever seen has been FULL of holes, it will just leak out.

    Plus, every time you take a CD out you'll need to towel it dry before putting it back in the case

    It would be cool for bathing in though. I could take a bath without bothering to get undressed first. That would be a real timesaver.

  40. Re:"Water"-cooling by jaysones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, there goes my scalding hot carbon dioxide gas case mod!

  41. Re:"Water"-cooling by B3ryllium · · Score: 3, Funny

    wah, wah, it'll harm the electronics if I submerge them, it'll harm the fans if I turn them on in it, it'll drown the fish ...

    wah wah wah, why don't I just shut my computer off and die already?

  42. Oh no! not chemicals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    because "chemicals" like DihydrogenMonoxide is some dangerous stuff.

  43. Re:"Water"-cooling by technos · · Score: 4, Funny

    this might damage the fish is some irreparable way

    Damage them? They'll simply die. They're fish, not a video card. "Well, we did some damage to the goldfish, had three fail and the other half dizen are intermittant" just doesn't happen.

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  44. Re:"Water"-cooling by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Funny


    Oh ya. :)

    I knew that, I just forgot..

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  45. I heard it from Rush by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny

    "He probably heard about it from Rush"

    Yes. It is buried somewhere in one of the later stanzas of their hit song "Tom Sawyer". As I recall,

    "Today's tom sawyer,
    He gets high on you,
    And the space he invades
    He gets by on you.

    No, his mind is not for rent
    Ted Kennedy swam in Chappaquiddick
    in Cape Code, yet discontent,
    He knows changes aren't permanent,
    But change is....."

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  46. Idiots! by Niello · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they had just put the same R&D into fire that doesn't burn, then we'd be all set!

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  47. Re:Specs Data by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Funny


    So it's a CFO?

    That doesn't deplete the ozone; just your bank account, while denying you headcount...

  48. poo-tee-weet? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Funny


    If you freeze this stuff does it turn into Ice-Nine?

  49. Well, there goes the towel industry! by Mr2cents · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll miss you, towly!

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  50. Whatever next by minator · · Score: 1, Funny

    A liquid which doesn't get stuff wet? Next thing they'll invent is a towel which doesn't dry...

  51. Re:"Water"-cooling by ErikZ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I noticed you forgot to add the phrase "and it won't kill you!"

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  52. Re:"Water"-cooling by infinite9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're fish, not a video card

    That's ok, fish are hot-swappable. You can use the net to pull out a dead one and replace it with a new one. You could even have a hot-spare in a cup on top of the tank... i mean case.

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