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A Mouse With Two Mothers

jabberjaw writes "Both the BBC and Nature are reporting that scientists at Tokyo University of Agriculture have used two sets of chromosomes belonging to a female mouse to create what are essentially fatherless mice. The process by which this was accomplished (parthenogenesis) does not naturally occur in mammals. The mouse used lacked a gene known as H19 which in turn activated the Igf2 which allowed this process to occur."

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  1. But... by the_gh0st · · Score: 5, Funny

    is it still considered a bastard?

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  2. it must be asked... by flynt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who's your daddy???

  3. Baby Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The process by which this was accomplished (parthenogenesis) does not naturally occur in mammals"

    What about baby Jesus.

    1. Re:Baby Jesus by polyp2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Indeed, if this rare occurrance could happen perchance, say 2004 years ago it truly would be a miricle birth. Maybe the lack off scientific understanding at that time would lead people to believe that the virgin mary had been impregnated by god.

      I didnt think that this was really possible at all but having shown that it is; that miracle of birth as written in the bible maybe isnt such a miracle at all just a freak occurance that happend after thousands of generations human habitation of the earth.

      If this were to happen again, would people believe that its just a rare and random parthenogenesis or would the world rise and aknowledge the second coming of the son of god?

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    2. Re:Baby Jesus by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 2, Funny
      Some called Tony Hawk doing the 900 a miracle.

      At least we have conclusive proof that Tony Hawk did indeed perform a 900. That seems to move it out of the miracle category.

      But then again, Tony's 900, as spectacular as it was, didn't fit over 100 pieces of specific predictive prophecy from several hundreds of years of writing, most several hundreds of years prior to the event.

      For every piece of prophecy that the birth-o-Jesus fit, there are probably twenty pieces of predictive prophecy that were violated. People tend to look back at things like the predictions of Nostradamus and comment on how 'uncanny' his predictions were; these comments are, of course, made after the fact, when people can apply the vauge statements and metaphors of written prophecy to modern-day events. It's no more valid than a newspaper horoscope, which is itself a form of written prophecy.

      And, Tony's 900 didn't quite heal hundreds or feed thousands and deliver moral teachings or resurrect after a decent Roman crucifixion.

      We don't know if Jesus did either, unless you've got video. ;)

      But then again, there are those who think that the sun rising every morning is the result of an image broadcast into their brain by evil goverrnment agents while their bodies are actually asleep on the slab in the lab.

      How is this different in believing that there is a being so incredible as to have created the universe, and so petty as to care about whether or not I like bacon?

      ...and they'll say that's it's just a matter of time before there's a Church of the Tony Hawk 900.

      You mean there isn't?

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  4. 2 mothers = 4 breasts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn you, Freud!

    1. Re:2 mothers = 4 breasts! by EpsCylonB · · Score: 2, Funny

      Frm the article...

      The process by which this was accomplished (parthenogenesis) does not naturally occur in mammals

      No shit sherlock...

    2. Re:2 mothers = 4 breasts! by Dr.+Sigmund+Freud · · Score: 2, Funny
      What do you mean damn you? Do you realize the problems I've had to face with just one mommy?

      Four breasts? Ummm. But real question for /. is how many buttons does this mouse have? If it's only one, the morons here are bound to start bitchin' about a one button mouse.

  5. Behold by polyp2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The virgin birth, now who is god? Mouse society must be up in cheese at the moment. Could this be the second coming of the Mousiahh ?

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    1. Re:Behold by hplasm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Little Baby Cheeses?

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  6. This is it... by kop · · Score: 4, Funny

    They dont need us anymore!

    Panic!

    1. Re:This is it... by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny

      They dont need us anymore!

      Remember the quote from Red Green "If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

      So as long as we are handy with the duct tape, and can kill the occasional bug, I'd say we have a fighting chance.

      Unless you are nerd.....

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  7. Howard Stern was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone loves lesbians! Even mice!

  8. Did they name it Heather? by ThePretender · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because I always thought Heather Has Two Mommies

  9. lgf2 by T-Kir · · Score: 0, Funny

    turn activated the Igf2 which allowed this process to occur.

    Even though the uppercase "I" made me think of an "l", but why did that make me think "Lesbian Girl Friends 2"??? I must have been watching too much of The L Word recently!

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  10. babies born all the time without fathers by thomasa · · Score: 1, Funny


    Quote from picture caption on web site:
    Could human babies be born without fathers?
    Unquote

    I was there when my children were born but quite
    often this is not true. Especially years ago.

    1. Re:babies born all the time without fathers by Alranor · · Score: 1, Funny

      where 'born' is defined as "ejected at full term from the mother's body".

      Hmm.

      I need more sleep.

      When I first read that I parsed it as "ejected at full speed from the mother's body" and my first thought was "of course you need a father, who else would be willing to put themselves in the way of a speeding baby bullet"

  11. Two daddies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doubt it. The Y chromosome is a mutation of the X chromosome and contains much less information. But let's see how this mouse goes. I've my suspicions that in addition to grand pronouncements we'll invent a host of new varients of immune deficencie and progeria like disorders before we've got the kinks more or less understood, let alone under control.

    So as much as I'm looking forward to an all lesbian (but bi curious) amazon go-go dancer future where I'm the last man standing; this research and my time machine seem about equally incomplete. All for one and snu-snu for all.

    1. Re:Two daddies? by dAzED1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      chromosomal recombination, that's who.

  12. Yet another nail by Magickcat · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fabulous - just one more nail in the hetero male coffin.

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  13. Re:Good News, Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The dinosaurs are in large part not present to disagree with you.

  14. Swell.. by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    .. mice that walk around complaining all the time.

    "You're not wearing that to the exercise wheel?!"
    "You never give me fresh seeds anymore!"
    "Ever since we had the brood you ignore me in the wood shavings!"

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  15. Re:Good News, Really by tomstdenis · · Score: 1, Funny

    Shut up you anti-life hate monger!

    The best way to save the world is to meddle in all affairs because us few arrogant people with paper signs and peta-stickers know best! ;-)

    Yes that was sarcasm. The point is meddling is what cause these "problems" in the first place. Why not just stop meddling?

    Of course that's too obvious. Must take immediate and knee-jerk reaction to all of lifes problems.

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  16. Oh, that's just GREAT. by Adam+Schumacher · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that women have this, combined with a device to open jars, we men are officially obsolete.

  17. Re:At BBC too by Monsieur+Canard · · Score: 2, Funny

    So does this mean we men have no use anymore?

    Besides killing spiders and hooking up the VCR you mean?

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  18. Re:Just waiting for the backlash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Until your second sentence you were +5 insightful.

  19. Like the saying goes.... by shplorb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!

  20. Fascinating by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, when they will do the same with two MALE mouses, I'll eat my shoe, I swear :)

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  21. We don't need the men. . . by kfg · · Score: 1, Funny

    We don't need the men.
    We don't need to have 'em 'round,
    except for now and then.
    They can come to see us,
    When we need to move the piano,
    Otherwise they can stay at home
    and holler at the Yankees.

    We don't care about them.
    We can do without them.
    They'll look cute in a bathing suit
    on a billboard in Madagascar

    -Malvina Reynolds (who also authored "Little Boxes")

  22. And the question parents dread... by Nugbolz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine finally having The Talk with your pubescent kid. The birds and the birds? The bees and the bees... and the scientists??
    Parthenogenesis... H19... Igf2... How would you explain it?

    Q: Mum, where do babies come from?
    A: Eh? What? Ask your OTHER mother.

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    1. Re:And the question parents dread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The birds and the birds? The bees and the bees... and the scientists??

      Actually, that's something I never quite figured out. Not sex, I mean the precise nature of the 'birds and bees' metaphor. I wouldn't expect to get anything from a union between birds and bees. And if we did, wouldn't it be some sort of giant feathered bee with a beak? Those would be terrible!

  23. Sexmission? by Helish · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think some one has been watching this movie too many times.

  24. As the doctor said to the mouse... by cwest · · Score: 2, Funny

    You won't even feel a little prick.

  25. Fear not slashdot users by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 2, Funny
    now species threatened from a lack of suitable mates [stuff.co.nz], could be quite possibly saved

    There is STILL hope!.

  26. Let me be the first... by James+McP · · Score: 2, Funny

    To welcome our new lesbian overlords!

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  27. So... by X86Daddy · · Score: 2, Funny
    Will the christian response be to:
    • scream and rant about a mouse having two mommies
    • jump, clap, and gesticulate about parthenogenysis being proven

    I guess they'll have to deliberate over this one first. :-)
  28. Bible translation error by Wirr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ahhh, that explains it.

    The word in the bible is not supposed to read virgin, but H19 deficient.
    Easy mistake to make.

  29. lovely by comet69 · · Score: 1, Funny

    man.. women no longer need us.. men are becoming obsolete.. thats just fuckin great...

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  30. Unless you are a nerd by phorm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you kidding me... where else could females find that friend to:
    "Confide her intimate relationship problems in excruciating detail while at the same time telling you she wishes she could meet a 'decent' man"

    Male nerds, don't tell me this hasn't happened to you.

  31. Oh Great! by Luscious868 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rosie O'Donnell is going to fave a field day with this one!

  32. It's official by Britz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I long dreaded the day this would come. Now it is official, guys, we are superfluous now.

    That's it. Dead meat. Face it! What would the girls need a guy for. I guess now we have to come with something fast, or the guys born now will soon become the last of their gender. Please think of something quick.

    And don't be so lame as to go: Spider Squashers (what do You think they will come up with next: Spider Squashing Robots).

  33. No father needed? by OhioJoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Note to self: Learn how to give good backrubs.

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  34. No premission for two male genes by Tribbin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tokyo University of Agriculture did not get permission to try the same with two male mice.

    Tokyo government agreed that this might form some sort of mighty-mouse.

    There is no way to cage this product if it gets angry.

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