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Summer Is Coming; Will Your Mousing Hand Survive?

japala writes "Many of us will have to use our computers even when it's summer. Getting sweaty and frustrated, but you have to get the work done or that last level played. Why not cool your mousing hand down with something as unique as BreezePad. DIY all the way baby!"

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  1. Summer is coming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, it's about time Slashdot started breaking some real news like a season starting. Anyway, if you don't have AC, I pity you and your computer.

    1. Re:Summer is coming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey now, that's awfully Northern-Hemisphere-centric of 'em! :)

  2. Gotta take care of the mouse hand. by mikeophile · · Score: 5, Funny

    For some of us, it represents half our love lives.

    1. Re:Gotta take care of the mouse hand. by sburnett · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only half?

    2. Re:Gotta take care of the mouse hand. by maxbang · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm Jewish, you insensitive clod!

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    3. Re:Gotta take care of the mouse hand. by The+Infamous+Grimace · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if you use only one hand, give your other hand a shot. It's a unique experience.

      Like gettin' some strange? =)

      (tig)
      --
      Ignorance and prejudice and fear
      Walk hand in hand
  3. is this really necessary? by quelrods · · Score: 2, Funny

    "See that's what you have to do, come up with some really great idea and never have to work again. Like that guy, that invented the pet rock."

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    :(){ :|:&};:
  4. Hehe... by AkaXakA · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just leaves your hand in perfect shape for the other good use... ..sax.

    What? You were thinking something else than Saxophone? You dirty minded /.'er... ;)

    1. Re:Hehe... by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 5, Funny
      I was jus gonna say, if you didnt know what it was about, the whole story would sound like masturbation to me...

      • "Getting sweaty and frustraited"
      • "Summer Is Coming"
      • "Will Your Mousing Hand Survive"
      • "DIY all the way baby"


        • ..but then again i'm a /. geek, right?
  5. Spell checker by AVryhof · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps the slashcode's submit script should have a spell checker.

  6. Wannabe by spellraiser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Many of us will have to use our computers even when its summer.

    Excuse me, but just what kind of a geek are you ??

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  7. What Mouse? by chickenwing · · Score: 4, Funny

    You use the mouse? I'd rather have cooling for my foot peddles.

    I like the idea of a cool stream of air blowing up my pants...Oops, did I say that out loud.

  8. Getting sweaty and frustraited... by st0rmshadow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mousing? Is that what you internet perverts are calling it now?

  9. The truly l337... by djcreamy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....use nothing but a keyboard

  10. Well, it survived... by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 3, Funny

    My mousing hand survived Quake, Quake 2, Half-Life, Counterstrike, a smattering of non-FPS games, and (so far), America's Army. However, when it's released, Half-Life 2 may turn out to be the final nail in my carpal tunnel, cooling or no cooling.

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    Freedom: "I won't!"
  11. Wimpy computers by andy_shepard · · Score: 5, Funny

    What kind of pathetic little computers do you use that your computer room isn't hot year round?

    1. Re:Wimpy computers by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

      AC beats computers (by cooling).

      Electricity company beats AC (by huge bills).

      Computers beat electricity company (by cracking the customer database).

      It's a whole new game for the summer folks!

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      Beep beep.
  12. I bought one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and it blows.

  13. Re:Obligatory /.ing joke by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    More obligatory Slashdot jokes:

    Yeah, but does it run Linux?
    Imagine a beowulf cluster of those!
    I for one welcome our new climate-controlling-mousepad overlords.
    In Soviet Russia, Mousepad cools YOU!

    1: Slap fan on mousepad
    2: ???
    3: Profit!

    Sadly, I can't figure out any way to work in either hot grits, or Natalie Portman.

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    "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living."

    - Seneca
  14. Oblig... by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Summer Is Coming; Will Your Mousing Hand Survive?

    Must... Resist... Lame... Masturbation Joke.


    -Colin

  15. Re:Warming by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 4, Funny

    You obviously need a mouse wookie

  16. totally insensitive by big+daddy+kane · · Score: 2, Funny

    you insensitive clod I live in Antartica!

  17. Re:Drysol is the answer by dhalgren99 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wait, wait, wait. You say:

    "(Yes, this means there is a cure for ball-sweat)"

    And yet, you also say:

    " The stuff can really burn the first couple times you use it."

    Not to mention:

    "Other alternatives include iontophoresis (don't buy the unit, just build one yourself with some aligator clips, a resistor and a bunch of 9V batteries in series).

    Surgery is also an option for overactive sweat glands, but I'd say the risks outweigh the benefits in that instance."

    Something's not right in that reply!

  18. subliminal hit by quetzalc0atl · · Score: 2, Funny

    >sweaty and frustraited
    >cool your mousing hand down..

    riiiiight...thats something that one dude shouldn't say to another dude

  19. As the title says... by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot Is Coming; Will Your Server Survive?

  20. Re:Warming by patrixmyth · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a heated keyboard and mouse (touchpad anyway); It's my P4 laptop computer.

    It would also keep my legs warm if I actually kept it on my lap, and it puts out enough heated air from the side vent to use as a hand-dryer/blow-dryer. Thanks Intel!

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    "Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?"- Peter Gabriel
  21. forget mice. use a trackball. by herrd0kt0r · · Score: 2, Funny

    using a mouse requires movement of the entire upper extremity.

    using a trackball requires movement of yr thumb.

    it's much more efficient, and now i have MUSCLES, something i never could've gotten, using a mouse. of course, only my thumb is awesomely rippled, but hey, it's a start.

  22. Anybody Who Visits /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is almost certainly "sweaty and frustrated" by definition.

  23. Re:Drysol is the answer by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Funny
    Other alternatives include iontophoresis (don't buy the unit, just build one yourself with some aligator clips, a resistor and a bunch of 9V batteries in series).


    I'm sorry, did you just recommend I put an alligator clip, a resistor and a bunch of 9V batteries in series with my balls to cure ball sweat? You sir are a disturbed man.

  24. Re:Serious problem for some users by Spoing · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Many slashdoters may think this is a joke, but it is a serious problem for some users. I had a friend at college who's hand would sweat so profusely that he had to put a rag over his mouse to keep it from shorting out. No joke!

    Sure that was "sweat", sunshine?

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  25. Re:Better Solution? by ottothecow · · Score: 2, Funny
    the next time my mouse dies

    Maybe you wouldnt have that problem if you didnt buy a $16 mouse in the first place ;)

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    Bottles.
  26. Re:Warming by billcopc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Underachiever!

    You're not recycling that energy nearly enough unless you've got an Athlon XP2800 laptop. Buy now and Dell will include a voucher for a free ambulance ride to the hospital for your 2nd degree thigh burns

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    -Billco, Fnarg.com
  27. Re:not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this the Goldielocks mouse pad ? First too warm, then too cold, then too warm, then too cold. Ahhh...just right!

  28. Re:What Pants? by rueger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pants? You wear pants? ...Oops, did I say that out loud?

  29. Will my mousing hand survive? by dougmc · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... probably. It almost didn't survive Diablo 2, which should have been renamed `carpal tunnel syndrome in a box', but it did, because I just stopped playing -- it was just too hard on my mouse pointing finger. Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click ...

    Now I'm just more careful about what I play :)

  30. Re:Better Solution? by yourruinreverse · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Hey geek, does anyone even know you exist?"
    "Yes, in fact I have many fans."

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    JeR
  31. Re:Better Solution? by martingunnarsson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps this should give people a clue that violence is not always a good way of fixing things...

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    Martin
  32. Who... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who is Summer?? PICS?!