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Stretch Announces Chip That Rewires Itself On The Fly

tigre writes "CNET News reports on a chip startup call Stretch which produces the S5000, a RISC processor with electronically programmable hardware so that it can add to its instruction set as it deems necessary. Thus it can re-configure itself to behave like a DSP, or a (digital) ASIC, and perform the equivalent of hundreds of instructions in one cycle. Great way to bridge the gap between general-purpose computing and ASICs."

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  1. Beware! by spudthepotatofreak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give these damn chips awhile to evolve and you'll have borg nanoprobes... Beware the nanoprobes!!

  2. Sure it will.... by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    And it will ship with a free copy of Duke Nukem Forever, right?

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  3. Whoa.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just imagine a Beowulf Clu...oh. Skynet. Right.

    Let's not do this one.

  4. One word . . . by Revolution+9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    cool. -One step closer to Judgement Day

  5. So, do they have Chippy? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I see that you are (insert processor mumbojumbo.) Would you like me to reconfigure my instruction sets?"

  6. Anything more? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this the only technology they managed to salvage from the android's severed hand? Any interesting gears and motors at all?

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  7. Hmmmm... by pmbuko · · Score: 1, Funny

    I tried to do something like this once, but I kept running into the problem of differential voltages in the pulse-modulated ion core. I think they must have shunted the positrons through the floating point pathways, thus creating an artificial singularity in which the laws of EE no longer apply.

    1. Re:Hmmmm... by schon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I tried to do something like this once, but I kept running into the problem of differential voltages in the pulse-modulated ion core.

      Ahh - that's easy. You should have routed the ion core voltages through a phase discriminator; would have cleared that right up.

      I think they must have shunted the positrons through the floating point pathways

      No, that would have caused a cascade failure in the deflector array.

  8. Re:virus hitting the hardware by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you imagine the virus you could write if you could change the instruction set of the cpu?

    Uh, no.

  9. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can tell my computer to go fuck itself and it will.

  10. damn!! by Mastadex · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like to welcome our new reprogrammed overlords...

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  11. errmm... by torpor · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... earth to slashdoid,

    being code to being "on the chip" and that's sure to speed up the experienced speed.


    first, where exactly is code run, if it isn't 'on a chip', and second, what? speed up the experienced speed?

    you mean, as opposed to something like 'pretended speed', which is what i imagine you were using to measure your rapid desire to let your undoubtedly 'speedy' fingers get through your slashdot post without thinking ...

    'experienced speed' indeed...

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  12. Re:Cue Skynet jokes by WwWonka · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cue Skynet jokes...GO!

    Sooooo this T800 model Terminator walks into a bar with a poodle under on arm and a basketball under the other...

  13. Insightful?! by CedgeS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow! The virus could execute arbitrary code! Just like if it could choose which of the existing instructions were executed by another processor. The core part of your virus could run faster, maybe in just one clock cycle!

  14. Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can it hammer a six inch spike into a 2x4 with it's penis?

  15. Re:virus hitting the hardware by pmiller396 · · Score: 3, Funny

    > You could make the machine unreliable, but that wouldn't make for an effective virus distributing machine.

    10,000,000 Windows machines can't be wrong!

  16. Re:Ok froggy. by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

    Je ne se quoi?

    It means, well, it means... Uh, actually, I don't know quite how to describe it.