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U.S. Dept. of Energy Takes A New Look At Cold Fusion
lhouk281 writes "Technology Review is reporting that the U.S. Department of Energy has decided that recent results justify a fresh look at cold fusion. According to Peter Hagelstein, associate professor of electrical engineering and computer science at MIT, experiments performed under properly controlled conditions reliably produce more heat than standard theory predicts, and nuclear products show up in about the right amounts to account for this excess heat. Maybe we'll get those atomic-powered automobiles after all ..."
the same crackpots who brought you an Earth that orbits the Sun, an Earth that isn't flat, blackholes, gravity waves, etc turns out to be right about "cold" fusion - say it ain't so...
Surely Heat might be more useful :-)
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I want an atomic powered FLYING car. Until they get those babies off the ground I'm not interested.
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But since it relies on dihydrogen monoxide, it'll never make it through congress
Haven't most people switched to PHP or ASP now?
Does this mean we have to give Ponz and Fleishman their dignity back?
You can't really criticize the government too much for doing this. We'll certainly have cold fusion before the Bush administration finds any WMDs.
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That extra heat is coming from an exogenous source: the bowl of the researcher's crack pipe.
An atomic reaction small enough to be contained within a laptop, providing months of continual power. Really gives "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH" a whole new meaning...
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"Over the past 15 years, enthusiasts have generated some 3,000 manuscripts on cold fusion, but very few were ever published in scientific journals.
Really?
I can't think why
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1. A naive female scientist who writes her formula on post-it notes
2. A Russian scientist who is forced to decipher the formula on said post-it notes
3. An international spy that uses names of saints as a disguise
Don't believe me? Here's proof!
i'm either too geeky or not geeky enough...but it took me 4 times reading the article to figure out they were not talking about Cold Fusion development tools... /smack!
/shrug
I kept trying to figure out what the dept of energy wanted with Cold Fusion Tools...
"why don't you just slip into something more comfortable...like a coma!"
...and nuclear products show up in about the right amounts
;-)
About? About?
Is that the kind of "precise" measurement that will lead to three eyed fish and babys with 12 toes in twenty years?
Man, I would give a volkswagon worth of dollars to have a more precise way of measuring nuclear by-products!
You mean we've been making fun of cold fusion for nothing all these years? What'll we make fun of now?
I think instead of Cold Fusion they should consider using Perl, PHP or J2EE. Why US governement still insists on using those proprietary formats?
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>> SELECT SIG FROM USER WHERE ID='15607317'
NO ROWS RETURNED
the Fusion cools you.
Omg, i can't believe I just did that...
Yeah, it's a shame we ever allowed the oil companies to develop nuclear weapons. They've kept the American auto industry away from building cheap fusion-powered flying cars, ever since they nuked Honda & Toyota back to the Stone Age. And what can we do, except stay away from Canada (those Canucks with their straw-to-ethanol enzymes; you know they're getting blasted into atoms any day now! What were they thinking?!)
Damn oil-company overlords... I'll never welcome them! Never!
Got to go - I hear the medication cart coming down the hall.
I'll believe it when my Mr. Fusion(TM) is using beer cans and banana peels to power the Flux Capacitor(TM) on my DeLorean(TM).
Laws affecting technology will always be bad until enough techies become lawyers.
A handful of failed attempts to replicate the results are discouraging, yes, but the potential benefits should've justified a bit more tinkering back when it was announced.
I'd like to announce that I've produced a fusion reaction in my sock drawer. I await further funding. Surely the potential benefits justify a bit more tinkering?
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But I had to stay and keep watch over the equipment.
My Sal she is a spunky gal,
But I was on polywater duty all day.
We had these flying machines called Zeplins. They were big, full of hydrogen, and generally were most spiffy except once and a while they blew up.
so why not approach things with a neutral opinion until proven one way or the other? ...
If you want to critique this guy, then go show me how smart you are and pick apart his experiments or apparatus, or maybe propose a theory that could explain the results another way - and devise an experiment to test that theory.
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Alchemists accidentally stumbled into modern chemistry.
-B