Google Files for IPO
bobwyman manages to be the first to submit this story, apparently by using his own web service: "Well, the PubSub.com SEC Edgar notification system just sent a message a few minutes ago saying that Google has finally filed their S-1 to go public. See: Google's S-1 which was accepted by the SEC at 2004-04-29T13:53:49-04:00. If you had had a PubSub.com SEC Edgar subscription, you would have been one of the first to see this filing."
If you had had a Slashdot subscription, you would have been one of the first to see bobwyman's advertisement.
Google stock will go up, then down, then up, then become unpredictable. There, that ought to be vague enough.
w0000t! Does this mean they'll have the money for the moon base?
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Now, off to mortgage my house and buy some stock. I just hope they maintain quality of service that they have been providing for so long.
hrrm.
DDoSing the SEC is always a fun thing to do on a Thursday afternoon.
Who said "Don't be evil" ?
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... As if a million investors cried out in simultaneous orgasm,
In other news, Microsoft has put aside half its cash reserves to purchase 51% of these new shares. Mass suicides and hysteria begin.
- Allen Pike
Altering time, one time at a time.
They will acquire Lycos.com now, of course.
Google CEO:
"Finally... after all these years Lycos and Hotbot will be mine. Muhahaha"
Middle-Management Grunt:
"Sir, the IPO has went through"
Google CEO:
"Ex-ce-llent... ready the fleet"
"Loose" the money? I'd rather tighten the money, but thanks anyway.
I hope they get a "GOO" ticker symbol.
Sweet precious GOO.
Java: the COBOL of the new millenium.
"If you had had a PubSub.com SEC Edgar subscription, you would have been one of the first to see this filing."
:) God bless our system lol.
Well the companies trying to make a buck on Google's name already begins
I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
Don't be evil. We believe strongly that in the long term, we will be better served--as shareholders and in all other ways--by a company that does good things for the world even if we forgo some short term gains. This is an important aspect of our culture and is broadly shared within the company.
If Google were a woman, I would ask her to marry me.
Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. --Nietzsche
I mean, come on, didn't anyone other than MSN have a description of Dutch Auction IPOs?
I'd mod this funny, myself, given this section from the SEC filing:
LETTER FROM THE FOUNDERS "AN OWNER'S MANUAL" FOR GOOGLE'S SHAREHOLDERS
DON'T BE EVIL
Don't be evil. We believe strongly that in the long term, we will be better served--as shareholders and in all other ways--by a company that does good things for the world even if we forgo some short term gains. This is an important aspect of our culture and is broadly shared within the company.
I mean, if they're promising not to be evil, isn't that good enough? If we had only thought to extract non-evil promises out of companies like Enron....
7) Profit !!!
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the IPO has gone through
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Let the evil begin!
Microsoft will own the search market and yahoo and google will merge and form Yahoogle.
But isn't that exactly what an evil company would say?
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