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Sprint Routers Stolen; NYC Internet Outage Ensues

cbnet2004 writes "This story on eWEEK reports that late Sunday night a number of Sprint's DS-3 network cards were stolen from a Verizon colocation center at 38th St in Manhattan. Some customers apparently have service back but a number remain down -- it could be a while. The latest rumor on this situation is that some fiber optic cables were cut as well; this could put the affected customers out for days more."

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  1. Potential Suspects by The_Rippa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Be on the lookout for crackheads with amazingly fast internet connections!

    1. Re:Potential Suspects by tsvk · · Score: 5, Funny
      Be on the lookout for crackheads with amazingly fast internet connections!

      I think we found them already....

    2. Re:Potential Suspects by Xenographic · · Score: 1, Funny

      I thought he said crackheads? ;]

      (Besides, this is as good an excuse as any to Googlebomb SCO further ...)

  2. That's odd .... by jrl87 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story's been on for a while and i see very few posts .... not even the usual fp BS .....

    How many people were affected by this?

    1. Re:That's odd .... by goldspider · · Score: 5, Funny
      ".... not even the usual fp BS ..... How many people were affected by this?"

      Good question, but now I guess we have a pretty good idea where all the FP trolls are from.

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  3. Haha by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    What kind of stupid moron would steal something like that. Probably some crackhead shmuck who didn't know what it was and figured it was worth a buck.

    Who'd you sell it to? Dude will be busted. Someone walks up to you in an alley and say "wassup cuz you wanna buy a ds3 innernet?" it raises eyebrows.

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    1. Re:Haha by gewalker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I just checked, the cards are not on Ebay (yet), but stolengoods.com looks promising :-)

      (In reality, stolengoods.com is just a parked domain, no need to waste your time.)

    2. Re:Haha by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 5, Funny
      Who'd you sell it to? Dude will be busted. Someone walks up to you in an alley and say "wassup cuz you wanna buy a ds3 innernet?" it raises eyebrows.

      We are talking NYNY here, right? Here in the Midwest, our impression is that no one would blink if you walked up to them and tried to sell them an oil drilling rig or an Aegis cruiser.

    3. Re:Haha by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If these cards are like regular network cards, maybe they needed something to cut lines of coke with?

      Imagine some druggie snorting coke off of a WinXP CD with the ds3 card, "Dude this is way better than a mirror and razorblade..."

    4. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any true cokehead geek knows SODIMMS work best. They're just the right size, and even have a single notch for making neat little lines after you've chopped it all up.

    5. Re:Haha by kaptkudzoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      speaking of crackheads going to great lengths --

      one dude's response to a determined addict

    6. Re:Haha by the+pickle · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...or a local bridge.

      Wanna buy?

      p

  4. Hmm by Luigi30 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it's so easy to steal these things, I hope nobody steal's my ISP'#353708534 ### NO CARRIER ###

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  5. Story from the mysterious future... by nuclear305 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next week on Slashdot:

    NIC thieves busted! Traced by MAC Address when the stolen components were plugged in.

    1. Re:Story from the mysterious future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't be nieve. If they have the brains to pull off this skilled robbery, surely they know to file off the MAC address.

    2. Re:Story from the mysterious future... by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, this kind of high-end stuff is usually sent to a chop-shop, where they'll part each one out into 28 T1 lines.

    3. Re:Story from the mysterious future... by Panaflex · · Score: 3, Funny

      Evian

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  6. Disgruntled? by bravehamster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like a disgruntled Verizon customer decided to take out his frustrations...in which case I can hardly blame him. It's unfortunate that others had to suffer, but a man can only get passed from call center to call center so many times before he snaps like a dried twig.

    I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

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  7. That's the same combination on my luggage! by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kind of like setting the password for your atmospheric shield to 1-2-3-4-5, then later finding out it's the same combination President Skroob uses for his luggage.

  8. Be on the lookout for... by dark-br · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...dumb crackheads with amazingly cheap DS-3 cards for selling on eBay.

    1. Re: Be on the lookout for... by AlaskanUnderachiever · · Score: 4, Funny
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  9. Reading the Article and by colk99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    in addition, no notice of the outage was posted to Sprint's Scheduled Maintenance and Outage page. Under FCC rules, phone carriers must report outages affecting more than 50,000 subscribers within two hours WHAT you are supposed to schedule your DS-3 cards being stolen 2 hours in advance

    1. Re:Reading the Article and by MBCook · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well they tried to report it... but for some reason their internet connection was down.

      :)

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  10. Did anyone check ebay? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Funny

    You might be able to get one cheap.

  11. man.... by rune2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Talking about stealing cable....

  12. Re:I was wondering why... by seitentaisei · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, no, the slow speed is because the guys who stole the cards are trying to download the entire internet at once. Pr0n prioritized.

  13. OMGOMGOMG! by SCSi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some dude just sold me some DS3 cardz for like $30 bucks a piece! But they wont fit in my computer PCI slot! Plus I cant find where my phone jack plugs into it!!@!!!!!@# Someone help me! Man, im gonna be able to download so much more stuff than my dialup connection!
    Thanks!~~~

    1. Re:OMGOMGOMG! by crashnbur · · Score: 2, Funny

      Moderators, quick! Mod this up to put it on the FBI's radar. ;-)

  14. CASE SOLVED by jgaynor · · Score: 5, Funny

    How hard is this one to figure out?

    "late Sunday night a number of Sprint's DS-3 network cards were stolen from a Verizon colocation center at 38th St in Manhattan"

    This can also be read:

    "late Sunday night a number of MAJOR TELCO's DS-3 network cards were stolen from a RIVAL MAJOR TELCO colocation center at 38th St in Manhattan"

    The reward money can be sent to my spam-obfuscated email addy.

    1. Re:CASE SOLVED by jrockway · · Score: 3, Funny

      You called to ask about the phone outage? Umm, how did you go about that :)

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    2. Re:CASE SOLVED by raygundan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps he has one of those newfangled portable cellular phones in his automobile. I have heard that they can be as small as a briefcase.

  15. Sweet validation. by Shoten · · Score: 2, Funny

    Okay, to the person who posted this in response to my personal description of some of VeriSign's security...THIS is why!

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  16. Well, that explains that... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

    The outage affected area customers of Sprint Corp., including Ziff Davis Media Inc., the publisher of eWEEK.com.

    No wonder eWeek was the first on the story, even though it took them a while to publish it.

  17. the "fromt the" dept line blows goats by SuperBanana · · Score: 1, Funny
    from the it's-not-what-kind-of-bike-it's-the-kind-of-lock dept

    That's the best you could come up with? Yeesh. I've read it 4 times and I still don't get it.

    How about "from the quick-put-the-dilithium-crystals-back-in-klingons- approaching dept" or "quick-find-the-hamster-the-lights-are-going-dim dept"?

    Please feel free to reply with better department lines. Or an explanation about what the hell this whole bike/bike lock thing is about...

  18. MOD UP! by papasui · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funniest damn thing I've read since Sasser.

  19. Re:Was it easy? Why was it not major? by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Funny
    A handful of WICs? Is that *all*? Lightweights! Real data center thieves take an entire mainframe, and *then* go back for a spare!

    Then again, I suppose it does take some network connectivity to build a Beowulf cluster...

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  20. Re:This is really bad. by System.out.println() · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if a terrorist had got in there and blew up all our data.

    Then, if your hosting company isn't full of morons, you will restore it from the multiple backups.

  21. You forgot.... by System.out.println() · · Score: 2, Funny

    5. ?????
    6. PROFIT!!!!

  22. Re:Poor security or inside job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    One company even took me into a place where pretty much all the connectivity in Seattle passes through (a level 3 node or something, I can't recall the name.) This place was secured by two locked doors with no guards and street level access. I have seen plenty more 'security' that would be pretty easy to bypass. If you were a terrorist, it would be pretty damn easy to destroy many of these places.

    My Comcast Internet is flaky enough as it is, you don't need to give terrorist ideas.

  23. the verizon dude now sez by zenrandom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you ping me now? no?!!! oh shit!!!

  24. Osama World OnLine! by GaryOlson · · Score: 3, Funny
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  25. Re:Poor security or inside job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    If you were a terrorist, it would be pretty damn easy to destroy many of these places.

    GOOD. Then these places deserve to be blown up. If destroying a single site can knock out connectivity to millions of people then you really need to re-evaluate your risk assessment. The Internet was designed to withstand a nuclear war so that men locked away in bunkers would be able to masturbate to pornography after all the women were killed.

  26. I am so NOT surprised. by pyite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even though this is a Verizon location, the fact that it's Sprint equipment just makes it BEAUTIFUL in my eyes. Last time we had a problem with our Sprint OC-3, I called up the emergency number and got a voice prompt run around. Mind you, the POS interface was down/down with no sign of why it happened. Finally I got a "tech" who said the line was working normally. Then he said that he actually didn't know if it was up or down. At that point, I flipped out and told him to put a real tech on the line who could help me. Of course, that never happened, he instead forwarded it to their Layer 1/2 group. That whole experience left me with a horrible taste in my mouth. At a previous job, I had a mere T1 to Genuity. One time my boss needed a crossover cable and he took the one between the router and the firewall (can't make this crap up). Within mere minutes, Genuity called (this was the weekend mind you) and said "Ethernet0 is showing down, any idea why?" Let's see, Genuity is proactive with a T1, yet Sprint couldn't give a damn about an OC-3 POS line.

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    1. Re:I am so NOT surprised. by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Funny

      You need to bolt those puppies down, man. Those holes are there for a reason.

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  27. Sprints Sarbanes Oxley Audit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Gap #1 - Physical Security of Critical Equipment

  28. I found it - by 4ginandtonics · · Score: 3, Funny

    on ebay

    Well... maybe not found it... but sure found a replacement!

    I wonder if Sprint can afford it.

    Hmm... I wonder if I just put myself, or them, on the FBI watch list...

  29. Re:Was it easy? Why was it not major? by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 2, Funny

    That reminds of a story I once heard. Some thiefs hired a pickup truck and attempted to steal a high-voltage sub-transformer from the side of building. Of course, they had to cut through the copper wiring first. (Un)fortunately, they failed to consider the concept of switching the power off first, and got the shock of their lives.

  30. Does anyone know... by logical1010 · · Score: 2, Funny

    where the BOFH works now?

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  31. Re:Was it easy? Why was it not major? by flewp · · Score: 2, Funny

    White polo, khakis, and a Notepad.

    I know there's a joke about bringing pico, nano, vi, etc getting you farther than notepad in there somewhere....

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  32. Re:Was it easy? Why was it not major? by pballsim · · Score: 2, Funny

    My favorite one at my school was two people walked into a 'secure lab' - you needed an access card to enter into the room. The door was propped open to let some air in. They walked into the back room, picked up two servers, put it on a cart and left.

    This happened when the lab was completely full in the middle of the day.

  33. Hmm... by retro128 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My spidey sense tells me that there are four really cheap DS3 cards to be had on eBay. Gotta go!

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  34. FP !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    FP!! Wtf though is up with these ungodly ping times here in NY.

  35. Isn't it obvious? by Godeke · · Score: 2, Funny

    The pirates who wanted more bandwidth have landed in New York!

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  36. new Nigerian Scammer by Darthmalt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hello owing to the death of my rch uncle I have come into possesion of some advanced technology. However due to the import / export restrictions I am unable to move it out of the country. I have some ds3 internet cards I will give you in return. Please contact me as soon as possible.

  37. Found them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&cate gory=51264&item=3093986798&rd=1

    If sprint bids high, they can have it back in 20 hours.

  38. FOUND IT!!! by TRIEventHorizon · · Score: 2, Funny

    here you go:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ca te gory=61832&item=3094887466&rd=1 :P

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  39. Terrifying 911 call from incident by shadowmatter · · Score: 4, Funny

    911: 911 Emergency line
    Slashdot user: I just lost all Internet!!!
    911: Excuse me?
    Slashdot user: I was just about to first post to Slashdot, and I clicked "Submit," and nothing happened. I tried to ping them to see if I was dreaming, but got nothing, so I tracerouted and found out I couldn't get past localhost.
    911: I don't understa...
    Slashdot user: My god, this first post would have done wonders for my karma! And now I've been beaten by a goatsex troll...
    911: Sir, this line is used strictly for emerencies...
    Slashdot user: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, DAMN IT!!! Send ambulences! DSL repairmen! Cowboyneal! I won't leave this computer until I get my Internet back, and I only have half a can of Mountain Dew to live on till then!

  40. Re:Physical Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Reminds me of a saying I picked up some time ago, "If you can boot it, you can root it"

  41. Hollywood Movie by macdaddy · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the makers of "Dude, Where's My Car?" comes this summer's romantic routing comedy, "Dude, Where's My Router Blades?", a traceroute through a DS3 interface's puberty through to it's first 3-way handshake.

    Vixie gives it an allow ACL.

    Cisco's "Packet" magazine calls it "this season's most secure flick".

    NANOG calls it "an interface to remember".

    (ignore the creative liberties. I was out of ways to tie things together...)

  42. Re:This is really bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    it worries me that people can just roll in there and steel our equipment

    I don't need to worry about that because most of my equipment is steel already. Except my Powerbook, which is aluminum.

    What if a terrorist had got in there and blew up all our data.

    That would be terrible. I remember one time when I spilled all of my data on the floor. I was cleaning it up for days; it's almost impossible to get data out of a carpet once it dries!

    For terrorists this would be a major blow to interest banking which they so abbhor.

    I'm sure Osama bin Laden is at this very moment plotting to destroy those infidel bankers that are keeping his billions secure and earning him a nice revenue stream through his investments.

  43. Sounds like an on call guy needed a card by bxbaser · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tech one. Shit its got to be the net card.
    Tech two. Where the hell we gonna get one at this hour.
    Tech one. I aint waiting here all night to get the thing online again.
    Tech two. Hey let me check one of those boxes over ther.....

  44. No Comment by cyranoVR · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would write something, but unfortunately I live in NYC and can't get online to make a comment right now.

    Sucks... :(

  45. obligatory post.. by ctime · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, where's my card?

  46. Crackheads? by LightwaveNet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Crackheads? It's not like it's a sparkplug