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U of Chicago Scavenger Hunt List - 2004

nightsweat writes "The list of items and tasks for the 2004 version of the infamous University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt (or scavhunt for short) is up as a PDF. As a veteran of the first hunt in 1985, I'm glad to see the youngsters carrying on the madness. Some of the highlight items - the URLs of the blogs of the judges, five pages of Queer Eye for Doctor Doom, A McDonald's Sad Meal, Mrs Potatohead giving Mr. Potato head, Eudaemonia (300 points!), and a permanent tattoo that says 'Sorry about the syphilis, can we still be cousins?'"

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  1. #1 on the list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A PDF viewer for Windows that doesn't suck up more resources Doom III. Good luck on that!

    1. Re:#1 on the list by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:#1 on the list by dgmartin98 · · Score: 4, Informative

      (while acknowledging the humor...)

      Solution:
      Don't use Adobe Reader 6.x.
      Stick with Adobe Reader 5.x.

      If you already have 6.x installed and you're pissed off with the startup time and resources used (I was), uninstall it and reinstall 5.x

      To download 5.x, go to the Adobe site, and pick Windows 98 as your platform, regardless if you actually have WinXP, 2k or whatever. If you REALLY want a small Adobe Reader, pick the Win 3.1 platform, to give you Adobe Reader 3.x.

      If you're using Linux, you're in luck, Adobe won't try to forcefeed you with 6.x... yet.

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    3. Re:#1 on the list by normal_guy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, this is much easier. Go to your Acrobat\Reader folder and take everything from the "plug_ins" folder and move it into "Optional" except the following: Search.api, Search5.api, IA32.api, EWH32.api, EScript.api. Printing and search will still work, and it will load 75% faster. This is on Reader 6.0.

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    4. Re:#1 on the list by xWeston · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is even a program that does this for you, and gives you information about each plugin:

      Adobe Reader Speed Up
      http://fileforum.betanews.com/detail.php3?fid=1069 854583

  2. I'm over here! by mrpotato · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Mrs Potato wants to give me head.

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    1. Re:I'm over here! by mallardtheduck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that would be herbiality...

    2. Re:I'm over here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But his slashdot name _is_ mrpotato, fuckwit.

    3. Re:I'm over here! by Raul654 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't see it on the list, although xylophilia is pretty close.

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  3. Re:Eudaemonia means by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 5, Informative

    Happiness derived from a life of living according to reason. Shouldn't be *too* hard to find *that* at a Uni.

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  4. a couple years ago... by dijjnn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Some of the kids successfully built a working breeder reactor...

    the last time the reactor was seen, it was in the back of one of the "idiot twins" cars. The idiot twins were genius physics students, one of which went on to work at los alamos...

    makes you think.

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    1. Re:a couple years ago... by jdunlevy · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:a couple years ago... by Cyclotron_Boy · · Score: 5, Informative
      No, we (Justin and I) are not "idiot twins." Our breeder reactor was, indeed, last publicly seen in the back of my Ford. It was originally built in our dorm suite. But it was later disassembled. You can read about it here. Our breeder reactor created about 12000 atoms of Uranium and in the neighborhood of 4000 atoms of Plutonium. At those levels, it is even difficult to measure chemically.

      As a result of my experience building nuclear reactors for fun, I was a science advisor for a BBC show, "The Nuclear Boyscout." I have had to answer questions about this a thousand times, and it has been /.-ed before (second down).

      Also, I don't work for Los Alamos. I worked for Fermi National Accelerator Lab, but now I am at General Dynamics.

      And by way of reference, the Scav Hunt rocks. We had a great time every year. Too bad I can't be there as an honorary judge this year. I would, but I can't make it... (Sorry Matt Kellard)

      -Fred

      My Webpage

    3. Re:a couple years ago... by Cyclotron_Boy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, no. I wish I had known that was the list item. Justin and I have always wanted to have a triumphant alumni rematch with the Scav Hunt. I wasn't involved in 2k2. AJ was a great supporter of ours back then. When it was first /.-ed, and the rumors started spreading on campus, seemingly thousands of people disputed the story and several people complained to the Housing office at the U of C. In the end, Sherry Gutman already knew us and what we were all about, so the university complaints ended at her desk. He and a few others really helped fend off ridiculous claims and rumors during those first few days.
      -F

    4. Re:a couple years ago... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fucking Internet. Fucking, fucking Internet. Can't even spread a good urban legend any more. Every time you try, the subject of the damn rumor pops up and starts spouting all kinds of unnecessary facts!

      I hate the fucking Internet. It's taken all the fun out of a well-crafted lie.

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  5. Hope it's less than 33 ft... by pyite · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This event truly sucks. Teams must provide a giant straw which reaches from the ground to Ratner's upper deck. The team who can suck up a litre of water the fastest wins. You provide the bucket.

    Anyone know the distance of this? It might be impossible if it's greater than 33 ft.

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    1. Re:Hope it's less than 33 ft... by gunnk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The trick to this one is "you provide the bucket". Bring a tall enough bucket and this one is easy...

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    2. Re:Hope it's less than 33 ft... by sameerd · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.uchicago.edu/docs/mp-site/construction/ ratner/rat-eleva.html

      Extrapolating from the size of the human figure in the model, I would say about 40 feet.

      Ratner looks like a boat stuck inland.

    3. Re:Hope it's less than 33 ft... by Natchswing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only if you're continuously sucking up water. it's the 33ft column that's difficult to maintain. If you're pulling 5ft of water up a distance of 33ft it's not that difficult. If the straw is small enough or you suck fast enough it can be done.

    4. Re:Hope it's less than 33 ft... by haystor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone seems to be assuming a constant width. How about a a straw with a greater width up near the top? I'd make it so the water would be drained before reaching the wider part.

      A real tall bucket.

      Several places to sip from.

      A sealed bucket, pressurized.

      A straw that goes all the way to the top then back to the bottom. Suck from the bottom and bleed it out at the top.

      How about an old fashion pneuatic tube that sucks a whole liter bottle up from the bottom?

      Numerous ways to do it depending on how you want to interpret the wordings.

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  6. electric pickle by lahosken · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A demonstration of the edible electric pickle."

    I have attached a pickle to an electric cord to make it (the pickle) glow. But I'm not sure if it was edible in that state. First of all, it was emitting burnt-pickle smoke. Second of all, the eater probably would have been electrocuted.

    Then again, that's a small price to pay for science.

  7. Slashdotted... by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe the first item on the list should have been "Another Web Server"

  8. Re:Eudaemonia means by kavachameleon · · Score: 5, Informative

    Really, it means "Well-demoned". It can be lucky, happy, prosperous, or a couple of other things.

  9. The Real #1 on the list is... by Chris_Compton · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) SCO's Case

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  10. Re:Hunts in France by winkydink · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but you guys surrender as soon as it looks like the hunt is getting difficult.

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  11. Who is Mr. Potato? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Note that it didn't say Mr. Potatohead.

  12. Rising Costs by sssmashy · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a permanent tattoo that says 'Sorry about the syphilis, can we still be cousins?'

    Geez, the Scavenger hunt is getting more expensive every year. And now the contestants have to add to their expenses a return bus ticket from Illinois to Alabama?

  13. To anybody competing by soybean · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have that tatoo already, and for five dolars, you can use me in your game.

  14. mirror here by whizkid042 · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:mirror here by lart2150 · · Score: 4, Informative
  15. Unrealistic Item by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny
    Mrs Potatohead giving Mr. Potato head


    Comeon. They're married. Really, what are the odds of this hunt taking place on Mr. Potatohead's birthday?

    -Peter
  16. Top 10 Accidentally Found Scavenger Items by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny
    Top 10 Accidentally Found Scavenger Items in Chicago:

    10. Mayor Daley the First

    9. An effective WinXP security patch CD

    8. 11,000 Bush vote ballots brought home early in 2001 by Bill "Lex Luthor" Daley and hidden in a landfill.

    7. My car keys!

    6. (still missing)

    5. The Beagle

    4. 8,700 ballots from 1960 election marked as votes for Nixon.

    3. WMD's

    2. Meigs Field

    1. Jimmy Hoffa

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  17. the scary thing is... by size1one · · Score: 5, Funny
    "...a permanent tattoo that says 'Sorry about the syphilis, can we still be cousins?'"

    There is probably a college student dumb enough to get the tattoo.

    They better post a picture.

    1. Re:the scary thing is... by mykepredko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "a college student"?

      I bet you can find legions of them dumb enough to get the tat. I'm willing to bet that the winner will be the person willing to devote the most square footage for it.

      myke

    2. Re:the scary thing is... by DotWarner · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's all in the presentation. Try translating it into Japanese first, then work it into a large, macho dragon or something similarly tacky. Or cover both arms, and call yourself the Hillbilly Yakuza.

  18. Re:Eudaemonia means by nebaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    My first thought was that it had something to do with the mania involved with the (now old) exchange:

    You-da-man! No You-da-man!, etc..

    Eu-dae-man-ia

    Guess not. :-)

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  19. Item #183 is impossible. by mike_mgo · · Score: 2, Funny

    No one can pump their own gas in New Jersey.

    1. Re:Item #183 is impossible. by cheesekeeper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You give up to easily. It just involves a bit of trickery. No one said you couldn't get a job at the gas station... or just dress up like you have one.

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    2. Re:Item #183 is impossible. by way2trivial · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, in certain high crime areas, it is legal for stations to have customers pump their own gas in the middle of the night.

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    3. Re:Item #183 is impossible. by Tran · · Score: 2, Informative

      Motorcyclists are also allowed to pump their own gas...

    4. Re:Item #183 is impossible. by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      so who pumps the attendants gas?

      Same thing in Oregon, illegal to pump your own gasoline.

      I suspect that if I gave a guy 50bucks, he would be elseware while I pumped my own gas. Perhaps I could just grab the handle real quick when someone snaps a picture.

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  20. Im sure some folks here can do this one by pw1972 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Have a computer combust through nothing but its own internal workings" Ok, there has to be some /.'ers here who can and have already done this!

  21. UC Prank or scavenger hunt? by GPLDAN · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Was it a UC prank or part of the hunt, when several UC students stole a Chicago Police Department cruiser (maybe stole is the wrong word), dismantled it, and reassembled it on the roof of the Museum of Science and Industry?

    The story goes they started the lights and siren up before leaving, thus insuring attention, as if people might not notice a cop car on the roof otherwise.

    Is this an urban legend or did it happen? I'm not having much luck with trying to Google it.

    1. Re:UC Prank or scavenger hunt? by arrow · · Score: 5, Informative

      It was MIT, on the great dome. The car was a mockup too.

      http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/by_year/1994/cp_car/

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  22. Re:Eudaemonia means by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really, it means "Well-demoned". It can be lucky, happy, prosperous, or a couple of other things.

    In other words it means "I run FreeBSD".

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  23. Death Head Moths by beatleadam · · Score: 2, Funny

    All I saw of the site before it was Slashdotted was the index page with all the butterflys.

    But I have to ask all of you...were they really butterflies?? I think not! They were all Death Head Moths from Silence of the Lambs

    "...I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye..."

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  24. Re:Eudaemonia means by doon · · Score: 2, Funny
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  25. The 2002 Hunt by JawFunk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A good one form the 2002 list was: A CT scan of a Furby (206 points; 75 bonus points for visible tumors or hemorrhages)

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  26. Re:Eudaemonia means by kavachameleon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's an example from the Greek: (Plato's Gorgias) Sôkratês: ou gar tout' ên eudaimonia, hôs eoike, kakou apallagê, alla tên archên mêde ktêsis. "Yes, for what we regarded as happiness, it seems, was not this relief from evil, but its non-acquisition at any time." So it seems then, that even Socrates knows that it's better to have never installed Windows at all then to have it and switch.

  27. Now's the time... by Abraxis · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to put that Willie Nelson doll from Super Bowl XXXVIII you've been hiding away up on eBay...

  28. That's too easy. by oneiros27 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Block all exhaust ports, stop all of the fans, and put in a 15k RPM drive or overclocked CPU.

    Depending on the exact strictness of the 'nothing but', you can either place something inside that's likely to combust, or at the very least, use an old system that's filled with dust.

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  29. To Clarify... by gunnk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Say the distance to the top is 40 feet. Bring a 39 foot tall bucket and fill it to the top. Stick your 40 foot straw into it (thus reaching the ground). The water level in the straw will be (approximately) the same as the water level in the bucket. Just suck it the remaining foot.

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  30. Re:Eudaemonia means by reverseengineer · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The term comes from Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics (at least, I know of no earlier discussion), and while often translated as "happiness," it's not happiness in the sense of "bliss" or "joy," but rather is the satisfaction and sense of accomplishment obtained by striving for excellence and through perfect use of one's capacities- in fact, Aristotle is careful to differentiate the concept from happiness obtained through idle amusement. In Aristotelian philosophy, it is held as the highest good of all, a perfect and complete end.

    As a side note, I'm pretty sure I first encountered the term a few years ago, prior to reading any serious philosophy, while playing Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri- it's on the tech tree, as a matter of fact, and comes complete with a quote from the Nicomachean Ethics. You could even designate that your society act in accordance with the aims of achieving eudaimonia, though cruel and unjust leader that I am, I generally preferred the Cybernetic or Thought Control options.

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  31. Re:actually by Gog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The straw must be able to reach that height. There is nothing that mentions the height of the drinker. Or of the bucket...

    Gog

  32. Never specified *which* gas. by raygundan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Note that the item doesn't say "gasoline" specifically, either. It says "pump your own damn gas in new jersey."

    The solution is as simple as:

    1. Go to new jersey
    2. Acquire pump
    3. Use it to pump a damn gas of your choice. (Air is handy)

    Hell, just breathing there probably counts as "pumping a gas."

    I'd be more worried about fulfilling the "damn" part of the requirement-- you may have to curse the gas, or coerce the gas into comitting a sin before pumping it.

  33. Done it. by raygundan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Find an AT machine. (ATX PSUs probably won't do this). Connect any one of the case LED jumpers to the power switch connector with the polarity right.

    Plug in machine. What you have done, essentially, is used the LED as a dead short across the power switch. The tiny wire on that connector will not handle the high current, and the insulation will be on fire before you can say "hey, I made it through POST!"

    I can confirm it works, having done it on accident once. Computer was fine, but it stunk in my room for days. The PSU fan moves that nasty plastic smoke into your room very effectively.

  34. One stop Acrobat shopping... by orangepeel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Try the alternate Adobe Reader Download Page

    All of the software, less of the HTML insanity.

    That being said, I prefer XPDF. On many occasions I've found it can open PDFs that Acrobat (even Professional) can't, due to file corruption or strange PDF generation techniques. Highly recommended.

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  35. Heh. Scav hunt. by piratedan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I still remember the "6-inch oe larger statue of Sadam Hussein made entirely of chewed gum" that Rich made for scav hunt in 1991. I have pictures. I also remember getting married for scav hunt in... um... 1998. Yeah, I think it was '98. Ahhh. 48 hours of wedded... -ness. I saw a guy get a tattoo for scav hunt in like '95. And around that time I saw my (not yet) friend (and /.er) Molly get her head shaved. Heh. Molly rules.

  36. Raw egg absorber by SnappingTurtle · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Item 249: Make a device such that, when a Judge throws a raw egg at it at full speed, the egg remains intact. [98 points]

    A really big, loosely packed feather pillow.

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    1. Re:Raw egg absorber by Wog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can do this with a properly-tied button-up shirt, if I remember correctly. I saw it in a book and conviced a professor to try it in a physics class.

      He was dubious, so I offered to sit behind the egg catcher when the egg was thrown.

      Then he missed the freaking catcher and hit me with the egg. Second throw worked, though.

    2. Re:Raw egg absorber by AceJohnny · · Score: 2

      One word: Aerogel.

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  37. Imposter by Scorchio · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dan Quayle, that disguise is fooling no-one.

  38. Re:Queef??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
  39. Dang! by PardonMyFrench · · Score: 2, Funny
    I finally get that 'unique' tatoo I've been wanting, and now everyone's gonna have it...

    My other sig is a starship

  40. This brings back memories by nick_marden · · Score: 3, Funny

    During the U of C scavenger hunt in the spring of 1991, one of the items that I was responsible for finding was one of the (many) decorative banners that covered a construction area outside the Ohio State Building in Columbus.

    My girlfriend and I were spotted by police during the heist, which resulted in a short and successful chase through some of the parking lots and streets of downtown Columbus. Well, sort of successful. I clipped the bumper of a box truck during the getaway and staved in the door of the car I was driving.

    But since I was going to be scavenger hunting in Ohio for the next 48 hours, I didn't want to keep worrying about being pulled over for evading arrest by some cop who thought I might be a terrorist or something. So I went to the nearest police station and turned myself in.

    The desk sargeant there listened to my story (completely nonplussed I might add), and asked, "Is this some sort of sorority thing?" What a deflating question for a 19 year-old guy.

    Nonetheless, after a $50 fine (which I am pretty sure went into his beer fund, but I wasn't going to argue because I had just talked my way out of a much more serious problem) he let me keep the banner. And because I told the police that other people would be coming to steal more stuff from the state house, I don't believe that anyone else got one of those banners.

    Now who says the U of C isn't a fun place?

    1. Re:This brings back memories by word+munger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I remember one year (1986?) participants were required to obtain Mike Royko's autograph on that day's issue of the Chicago Tribune. While dozens of students harrassed the real Royko all day, another enterprising team found a different "Mike Royko" in Pinola, Indiana. No problem getting his autograph!

  41. An Entry-Level IT Job In The Continental U.S. by $criptah · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would be a great hard to find item.

  42. Haw flakes by jiawen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haws are a kind of fruit, I think. I remember eating haws on a stick in Beijing. Haw flakes should be easy to make, if you can find the haws.

  43. Re:They forgot number 283, a non slashdotable serv by Christopher_G_Lewis · · Score: 4, Funny

    284) A keyboard with a space bar :-)