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Microsoft Security Updates for Pirated Windows?

zachlipton writes "DSL Reports has an interesting question posted: should users with pirated copies of Windows be allowed to download security updates, such as for Sasser? Apparently, without a valid CD key, users cannot download these updates. Do they get what they deserve, or should they be allowed these updates through Windows Update in order to reduce the impact of these worms on the rest of the net? Should security updates only for worms be made available to pirated users, or also updates for issues that while not posing a risk to other internet users, would open the pirate up to a security hole?"

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  1. Microsoft knows what they're doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whatever they decide will no doubt be best for everyone. Afterall, they have the resources to really look into the questions while all we can do is speculate.

  2. I've got a much better idea! by leonbrooks · · Score: 0, Funny
    Redirect them at the backbone level to a page which sends them a copy of loadlin and a Mandrake 10.0 OEM network installer image. No more MSDN problems, and they can get their updates from a public mirror.

    "Dodge this!"

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  3. MSFT Can Pick Its Poison by aerojad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Company profits vs. general good of the internet. I really wonder which one they'll choose.

    (note that I left out writing better software)

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  4. Who knows. by modifried · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe it's something you could get used to.

    Frank: Hey Bob, could I burn a CD on your computer?
    Bob: Yeah sure.
    Frank: Uhh. It says it's going to shut down in 60 seconds.
    Bob: Yep. Gotta work fast.

    1. Re:Who knows. by Glug · · Score: 5, Funny

      An uptime of 60 seconds sounds pretty good to me, but I never get the message that it's going to shut down. Are you saying I'd get that feature if I switched to a pirated copy of Windows?

  5. Re:Hey lets support the thieves! by bromba · · Score: 5, Funny

    But if they don't update, then the rest with legal copies is also affected when pirates computers get infected by worms.

    I have a modest proposition: MS should made for pirates a "special" version of the security update: one that will disable the whole TPC/IP stack

    Muahahahahaha!!!!! Take that, Mr. Pirate!!!!

  6. Re:Of course by mentin · · Score: 3, Funny
    I think car thefts should request dealer service and free oil change for cars they have stolen too.

    And if one stole a TV from a shop, and TV is broken, he should be able to bring it back and request a replacement.

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  7. Re:Hey lets support the thieves! by RTMFD · · Score: 2, Funny

    TPC/IP stack? What's that, Transactions per Century/IP?

  8. Re:Hey lets support the thieves! by ndpatel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not funny... Insightful.. I fully support this idea. (As someone who is currently using LEGAL copies of Windows XP Pro, .Net Studio, and Windows 2000 Server.

    at last, someone with some real credentials.

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  9. Re:Read carefully by Jardine · · Score: 4, Funny

    They can be nasty, but what can you do?

    I go downtown and lure small children into my car with candy, money, and toys. Then I drive them to my house and ask them to click on I Agree, Yes, or Ok.

  10. Re:What about MSDN windows by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Funny
    My aunt can use windows because that's what she knows. She could learn linux, but it's too much of a bother for her. Same for mac os. she could learn it, but why bother because what she has works.

    You are using the wrong arguments to convince her. Try saying: "But an iMac goes so much better with your furniture than that ugly beige-box PC".

  11. Re:Hey! Are you getting Sasser with me? by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wouldn't have sex with a new partner without a condom

    Well it's lucky you're a Slashdot reader and don't have to worry about such concerns anyway ;-)

  12. Re:Hey lets support the thieves! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have a modest proposition: MS should made for pirates a "special" version of the security update: one that will disable the whole TPC/IP stack ...which would, at last, secure the computer.

  13. Re:Well by ReallyQuietGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    One of these days Microsoft is going to get nailed by a "innocent third party" law suit

    This isn't +5 interesting, this is +5 wishful thinking.

  14. Re:Yes we should all pay for this too by Sunda666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    > in fact I wish they would write code that makes illigimate versions of windows to not allow any virus scanner to run
    > plus crash randomly.

    And how would they differ from the regular versions, anyway?!

    cheers.

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  15. Re:Not sure what's going on exactly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "FCK GW", man politics gets everywhere these days

  16. I've got a better idea by Tablespork · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe they should start programming the viruses to check for valid CD keys ;-)

  17. Re:Yes we should all pay for this too by nospmiS+remoH · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is quite possibly the best post I have ever read. Thank you.

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  18. Pirated Users by syntap · · Score: 2, Funny

    Should security updates only for worms be made available to pirated users

    We can pirate people now? Cool... how do I burn me a Britney?

  19. Re:Yes we should all pay for this too by Espectr0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the 50's in Venezuela, we had a dictator called Marcos Perez Jimenez.

    When a tunnel was built in a city, he ordered the arquitects to stand in it, and ordered 10 tanks to drive slowly above the tunnel with the crew below to see if the tunnel would hold the weight.

    I'm sure you can tell the quality of the work that was done here in that time. /me hopes Windows can reach that quality. It certainly has improved, but the user hasn't. Stupid people clicking all those .exe, .vbs and .pif files