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McBride At A Loss For Words

An anonymous reader writes "That, at least is the verdict of Linux Business Week's Maureen O'Gara, who reports that, with all the latest twists and turns, with BayStar and RBC in particular, SCO's CEO was finally bereft of words to describe what it's all been like. In the end he settled for 'This is like...nothing.' As O'Gara herself says, the latest SCO news is plain weird."

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  1. surprisingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    he was referring to how much his stock will be worth.

  2. 'This is like...nothing.' by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 5, Funny

    no no ... see, he was refering to what SCO has based their case on

    --
    vodka, straight up, thank you!
  3. Yah by ohstoopid1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats like.... woah

  4. Could be worse by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO's CEO was finally bereft of words to describe what it's all been like. In the end he settled for 'This is like...nothing.'

    McBride then followed-up: "But at least I'm not 'Robert S.' Rumsfeld,"

  5. Choice quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So McBride figures BayStar doesn't have a legal leg to stand on

    Brought to you by the words "Shoe", "Other" and "Foot".

  6. Let's see YOU try and wrap it all up! by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny
    You can't imagine what this last year has been like for me. I'd like to see you try and simplify the kind of a rodeo I've been on. I've squeezed this tiny little company for millions in salary while utterly destroying any chance of a future it's had. And in doing so, I've made dozens of other millionaires and paupers alike. You try and simplify that kind of thing into an analogy.

    As if all that weren't enough, I've tried to bring you people gold, and getting my home IP banned from Slashdot was my only thanks.

    This will be my last post to Slashdot as Mr. Darl McBride. Mod it up or mod it down, I don't much care anymore. I'm going back to my simple ranch hand ways while Boies and Sontag round up the rest of whatever's left for our ginormous IP firesale, if there's even anything there to capitalize on anymore.

    Thanks to those of you who have moderated me up in the past, those of you who took the time for pithy and cute replies even if you didn't like me, and those who lightened up enough to have a laugh instead of freaking. It's been like... like... it's been like nothing else.

    ~Darl

  7. "this is like...nothing" by Savatte · · Score: 5, Funny

    funny, that's what my acountant said when I asked about the money I had left after investing in SCO.

  8. Re:Hah. by jtwJGuevara · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or he can claim that someone else took his words and are using them in an open forum while infringing on licenses in the process of doing so.

  9. The best quote: by roystgnr · · Score: 5, Funny

    "BayStar's lawyers, he said, still haven't told SCO's lawyers how SCO breached their contract. So McBride figures BayStar doesn't have a legal leg to stand on and won't be able to get its money back."

    That's right, Darl, and don't you just hate it when someone accuses you of doing something wrong but refuses to tell you precisely what?

  10. Like that bank heist that went wrong.. by Performer+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    He was going to say "This is like that bank heist in Illinois that went wrong, we had to shoot our way out.", but realized he was talking to the press and not his buddies at Canopy and managed to stop himself just in time with "This is like... nothing".

  11. borrow some from Rumsfeld by anandpur · · Score: 5, Funny

    As we know,
    There are known knowns.
    There are things we know we know.
    We also know
    There are known unknowns.
    That is to say
    We know there are some things
    We do not know.
    But there are also unknown unknowns,
    The ones we don't know
    We don't know.

    --Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing

    Next Day :

    I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said, but I know what I think... and I assume it's what I said

  12. Ironic by CamShaft · · Score: 5, Funny
    BayStar's lawyers, he said, still haven't told SCO's lawyers how SCO breached their contract
    I had to chuckle when I read that.
  13. Great plot from a previous /. post by IceAgeComing · · Score: 5, Funny

    A great plot with the SCO stock price plotted over Ululu/Ayer's Rock is here.

    Original post with this plot is here.

  14. Re:Hah. by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 5, Funny

    That reminds me of the scene in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy where Arthur Dent manages to get the entire crew out of some tricky situation by finding the right button to activate the improbabilty drive.

    Asked by Zaphod Beeblebrox if he was responsible, Arthur replies "Oh, it was nothing". The entire crew take his statement literally and continue on with their previous conversation; much to Arthur's annoyance.

    Perhaps Darl's wearing his DuoGenta, Superchromatic, Pyro-sensitive sunglasses, which have just turned black.