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A Worm's Worm

Carnildo writes "There's a new worm out, according to the Register, but one with a twist. This one, called 'Dabber', infects computers by exploiting a security hole in the Sasser worm."

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  1. Ugh... by c0dedude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeez, they never fully test these worms before release. No wonder they'd have security issues.

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    1. Re:Ugh... by irokitt · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is why every worm should be released under the GPL. Then independant worm enthusiasts can verify the security of worm code and contribute patches and improvements to the author.

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    2. Re:Ugh... by dealsites · · Score: 5, Funny

      I imagine that most of these virus writers are not formally educated in programming, but able to hack together code snippets they find on the web. It's a wonder some of them work as well as they do. I doubt they do peer review or use a CVS to manage their code.

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    3. Re:Ugh... by jesser · · Score: 5, Funny

      So if I'm infected, I can demand a copy of the source code?

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  2. I've had enough by KevinKnSC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Worm writers have got to start taking security more seriously.

    1. Re:I've had enough by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, at least Microsoft worm writers. I'm sure Linux and Mac worms are much more secure. :-)

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  3. all new low by ResQuad · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is an all new low. Now virus programmers will have to make their virus's better so they dont get infected by another virus.

    I think everyone should go ultra secure, the best firewall ever... Disconnect from the net. It would make this all alot easier on us.

    1. Re:all new low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now virus programmers will have to make their virus's better so they dont get infected by another virus.

      Maybe they can just run Norton AntiVirus - oh wait...

  4. This is why... by boffy_b · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...we need to stop relying on thrid-party worms, we need Micro-Soft certified worms to ensure our securtity....

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    1. Re:This is why... by writermike · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...we need to stop relying on thrid-party worms, we need Micro-Soft certified worms to ensure our securtity....

      Heh.

      The Virus you're about to install has not passed Windows Logo testing to verify its compatibility with Windows XP.

      Continue Anyway.

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  5. Plug-in by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now worms come with hooks for third party plug-in's?

  6. um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would that make the security flaw a ::cough:: "Wormhole"?

  7. It's ok... SP1 is coming soon by licamell · · Score: 5, Funny

    The author in response to the news announce that he will be releasing Service Pack 1 within the next week. Make sure to set up your computer to get updates automatically from update.sasser.com.

  8. MS is on it... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft Security Bulletin MS05-014
    Security Update for Microsoft Windows (93212)

    Issued: May 14, 2004
    Updated: May 14, 2004
    Version: 1.0

    Summary
    Who should read this document: Customers who use the Sasser worm

    Impact of vulnerability: Remote Code Execution

    Maximum Severity Rating: Critical

    Recommendation: Customers running the Sasser worm should apply the update immediately to be protected from Dabber.

    Security Update Replacement: This bulletin replaces several prior security updates. See the frequently asked questions (FAQ) section of this bulletin for the complete list.

    Caveats: The security update is for Windows 2000, XP Pro and Home, and Windows 2003 server platforms. As a prerequisite, the security update requires your system be infected with Sasser.

    To download the Sasser worm, please open Outlook Express or Outlook 2000/XP and execute any attachements you have recieved from unknown senders. If you are not using Sasser you do not need to install this update.

    Once installed your system will be immune from being infected with Dabber which exploits a flaw in the widely popular Sasser worm.

    Tested Software and Security Update Download Locations:

    Affected Software:

    Microsoft Windows 2000 Service Pack 2, Microsoft Windows 2000 Service Pack 3, and Microsoft Windows 2000 Service Pack 4 - Download the update

    Microsoft Windows XP and Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 1 - Download the update

    Microsoft Windows XP 64-Bit Edition Service Pack 1 - Download the update

    Microsoft Windows XP 64-Bit Edition Version 2003 - Download the update

    Microsoft Windows Server(TM) 2003 - Download the update

    Microsoft Windows Server 2003 64-Bit Edition - Download the update

  9. Re:Spyware and others by MrRuslan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Something like a rear entry into bonzi buddies behind?

  10. Patch? by durtbag · · Score: 5, Funny

    So where do I doenload the patch so my Sasser isn't vulnerable?

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  11. Sigh... by ike6116 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I told you not to try Sasser, it's a gateway worm! IT LEADS TO HARDER, MORE DANGEROUS WORMS!

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  12. Re:A Quick Fix by rjshields · · Score: 5, Funny

    if you have windows, type, "format C:"

    Why yes, I have windows. I even have doors too. I typed "format C:" like you said but I just got a message saying "the page cannot be displayed".

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  13. Geek jokes by Tokerat · · Score: 5, Funny


    Program code so advanced it travels through worm holes!

    *rimshot*

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