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P-P-P-PowerBook for a S-S-S-Scammer...

kormoc writes "It all started with a ebay auction when the seller got a email from a dude who wanted to scam him. It was a normal setup and it went horribly wrong... for the scammer. This has turned from a awful plight for a ebay user to a wonderful prank on the scammer. Throw in some crazy brits with digicams and you have the making of a great story. Mirror Mirror" That should get the coffee out your nostrils on a fine sunday morning. Note that you have to download the PDF to read the story.

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  1. A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by ewwhite · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I loved the photos. This seemed like a big production. Any idea of the status of the "buyer" now?

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    1. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Ishin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Somethingawful.com is the mastermind site behind all of this (couldn't find it mentioned in the pdf) but the address to their forum is forums.somethingawful.com and the original thread on their forum was here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s= &threadid=1016390

      It's a rather hilarious site and if you haven't explored all of their comedy goldmines and photoshop phridays you probably ought to give those a rundown, too.

      Enjoy!

    2. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by blkmagic · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you look at the dates, that was only last week (last e-mail May 11). They know he paid duties on it, so he definitely got burned.

    3. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by TMacPhail · · Score: 4, Informative

      As one of 33000 members of the SA forums I'll tell you that what goes on in those forums isnt organized by Lowtax or the other admins/mods. It's just people posting in a forum that just happens to generate lots of content from time to time that actually is worth encouraging people to "check this out"

    4. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by spacefrog · · Score: 4, Informative
  2. What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Geraden · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've often thought of doing something similar, but....

    Even if they are being scammed, aren't this person and his/her accomplices committing mail/wire fraud?

    I just wouldn't want to be on the other end if the scammer tried to fight back.

    Scott

    1. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by jlaxson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The government hasn't been scammed. If anything they've been unscammed. The government collected taxes way in excess of what they'd otherwise get if the package had been valued correctly.

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    2. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by puck01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The scammer (buyer) faked an escrow service that disappeared shortly after the "item" was shipped. The escrow service was the way both parties agreed to send payment. Since this agreement was obviously violated on several levels, I cannot see how the "buyer" has a leg to stand on.

    3. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by panurge · · Score: 5, Informative
      The scammer is in England and using an accomodation address. The sender is in the US. Where was the contract made? I bet that wasn't even specified, since it was off eBay. So who has legal jurisdiction? What's more, the arrangement is escrow, in theory. That means if the goods are unsatisfactory payment is not released. A genuine buyer would have to accept the risk that the duty would be paid and the goods would be unsatisfactory, and that the duty would not be recovered, unless there existed a proper contract specifying the country of jurisdiction and it was likely to be enforceable. This scammer has the option of visiting the US to start a lawsuit, but he has got to find a court which accepts jurisdiction, and all this is going to cost just a little more than $500.

      The real moral of this story, I think, is don't get involved in interstate (that's state as in country, not as in US state) commerce unless you really know what you are doing, and you are going to be doing it often enough to make all the aggravation worthwhile. The scammer was obviously too dim to realise this since he hadn't realised in advance he would have to pay import duty and Value Added Tax, or even that someone might send him a fake parcel.

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    4. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by YankeeInExile · · Score: 5, Interesting

      who says the value is far above the real value of goods sent?

      As far as the beef with customs goes:

      An artist can take ten dollars worth of canvas, smear five dollars of oilpaint on it, and sell it in a gallery for tens of thousands of dollars

      By the same token, a sculptor can take a three ring binder, some magic markers, and a broken keyboard and make a sculpture easily worth two thousand.

      Art is in the eye of the beholder

      Since the eBay transaction never occured, they have no beef with him -- he merely used the contact made with the person who stole the german account to sell some artwork in a separate transaction

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    5. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by PunchMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      who says the value is far above the real value of goods sent?

      I agree... after all, if the P-p-p-powerbook resurfaces and finds it's way on ebay, I'm sure it'll fetch far more than a couple dollars (the value of the goods used in construction). :-) ... goddamnit... the scammer could still make his money back....

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    6. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by T-Ranger · · Score: 3, Insightful
      A contract is void if it is based on an illegal purpose or contrary to public policy.[1]

      Or, to put things another way: the scammer started it.

      [1]wikipedia

    7. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by nycsubway · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I love it. Nothing like screwing a scammer. I nearly fell for something like that about 5 years ago, although in reverse. Someone advertised a computer for sale for a really low price. I knew little about internet fraud at the time, so I beleived that because they advertised this computer for a low price, it must be true... otherwise they'd be lying, which people couldn't do! (duh)

      So I emailed the person to express my interest in buying the computer. He writes back with a long description of their 'operation'. They hacked into 'major computer makers' and re-routed shipping containers to me because they felt that computer makers were overcharging, etc. They were doing it for the good of the public; stealing from rich computer makers to give to the public.

      I almost fell for this, until I started to think about it. What if it was a scam? I couldn't contact the police, because I would have knowingly bought stolen goods. Wait! it must be a scam then!

      Scammers come up with incredibly diverse kinds of scams, because someone will eventually fall for one of them.

    8. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by cloudturtle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well it could quite possibly be both mail (UPS) and wire (internet to access e-mail and escrow account).

      Basically the elements for mail and wire fraud are
      A scheme to defraud (about a material fact)
      Intent for the person to rely on the false information
      and a mail or wire interaction.

      What is interesting under the law is that an actual fraud does not need to be commited if the elements are met (unlike commom law fraud/misrepresentation which requires damages). The point is that the orignal scammer is still liable even though he never actually got the chance to defraud MyNameIsJeff (becuase he never recieved the real Pbook).

      Now the scarry part is not the M&W fraud but the fact that Jeff had help. This would be a conspiracy to commit M&W fraud which is a federal felony as well. So even if they meet the M&W fraud (which would be real hard considering that they posted EVERYTHING to the web for evidence) there doesn't need to be a conviction on the substanitive crime for a conspiracy conviction.

      Conspiracy might be a bit more attenuated becuase the second person (Gizmo_gun) just kind of jumped in, so there may not be the requisite agreement...

      But i am going to stop now. I don't like the feeling that i am analyzing stuff on slashdot better than i did on my white collar crime final.

    9. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by WWWWolf · · Score: 4, Funny
      By the same token, a sculptor can take a three ring binder, some magic markers, and a broken keyboard and make a sculpture easily worth two thousand.

      So this pppppowerbook is worth two thousand dollars? And cheap materials are worth tens of thousands?

      Somehow, I'm imagining that the folks who came up with this way to trick scammers are laughing now, but wait 'til the scammer sells the pppppppowerbook to some modern art gallery or computer history museum. The scammers sure are smart! They can easily make zillions!

    10. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by blkmagic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That logic doesn't follow in this case, unfortunately. It would be fraud because he didn't send the item described in the auction. If I sold you a stereo valued at $500 and sent a computer valued at $500 with no intention of sending the stereo you purchased, that is fraud. The customs declaration said "PowerBook," not art. Again, fraud. I have the feeling though, since the guy who started it was committing computer fraud (fraudulent web site for the purpose of theft), he's probably not going to press charges. :)

    11. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by YankeeInExile · · Score: 4, Insightful

      <mode="pedantic">What auction? The e-bay auction was rescinded, so there could be no fraudulent transaction.</mode>

      Since no money changed hands, the buyer cannot claim he did not receive the article he paid for.

      As to what was on the customs declaration, your assertion seems likely, but you are arguing facts not in evidence. Maybe the pranksters honestly filled in "p-p-p-powerbook"

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    12. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The concept of "lesser of two evils" also comes into play... which is to say that it's okay to comitt a crime if it's being done in order to get in the way a larger crime.

      In order for the scammer to claim that he was the victim of a fraud, he'd end up confessing to the original scam which was much more serious. Most judges and prosecuters would grant immunity to the people who sent the "P-P-P-PowerBook" in order to bring down the larger scam artist.

    13. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but if you try to sell it as genuine Van Gogh, you can get in trouble.

      You'll be quite safe selling a genuine V-v-v-van G-g-g-gogh :-)

    14. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Informative
      Even if they are being scammed, aren't this person and his/her accomplices committing mail/wire fraud?

      The original seller made an honest offer. He had the real product, and it was a legitimate auction.

      He only decided to send the dummy laptop after it was established that the buyer was using a false name, phone number, and escrow site, with the intent to defraud the seller. If the buyer has no intention of holding up his end of the contract (paying for the laptop) then the seller is not bound to send a real laptop.

      If the buyer attempts to recover the import duties through civil court, then he exposes himself to criminal prosecution. Further, his claim in civil court would likely be easily denied based on the doctrine of unclean hands--that is, "...a party who is asking for a judgment cannot have the help of the court if he/she has done anything unethical in relation to the subject of the lawsuit."

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    15. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by bwy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, this guy had balls. I've heard of cases where there has been murders over stuff like this- not sure if it is true or not but think about the quality of people that you are dealing with on the other end and then ask yourself whether it was worth it.

      Amusing, none the less, and entertaining to read. But overall I think you are better off just reporting the scam and letting it go. Sure, reporting it probably won't result in anything, but it is about the most we can legally do.

    16. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Jerf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is an old saying: "You can't scam an honest man".

      Now you understand why that is true.

    17. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Under UK law, there are four requirements for a contract: offer, acceptance, consideration and intent to create legal relations.

  3. it must be said... by chachob · · Score: 5, Funny

    in soviet eBay, YOU scam the scammer!

  4. Truly an awesome story. by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Informative

    This originally started off as a "I think this guy is trying to rip of me off" post on the SA forums. Through the magic of peer pressure and paypal, it blossomed into this wonderful production.

    The thread is now in the Comedy Goldmine here and has over 3200 replies and 3/4ths of a million page views.

  5. This originated from SomethingAwful by rabtech · · Score: 4, Informative

    This originated at the Somethingawful forums; we followed the thread day-by-day as the events unfolded.

    You can find the original thread here:
    http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread .php?s= &threadid=1016390

    Thanks to MyNameIsJeff and the SA forum community for a good laugh.

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  6. Just start in the threads by PenguinRadio · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just start about halfway through the original thread and you'll get the minute-by-minute updates as they await for delivery. Pretty funny.

    http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s= &threadid=1016390&perpage=40&pagenumber=69

  7. Re:too long by dougmc · · Score: 5, Funny
    no mean to rant, but the pdf is too long, i can't be bothered to read it all, someone want to summarize it please? :)
    Sure!

    It all started with a ebay auction when the seller got a email from a dude who wanted to scam him. It was a normal setup and it went horribly wrong... for the scammer. This has turned from a awful plight for a ebay user to a wonderful prank on the scammer. Throw in some crazy brits with digicams and you have the making of a great story.

    Or were you looking for a *longer* summary?

  8. Re:Where did I see this... by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Herflich, prepare the fake banknotes to pay for the painting of the madonna with the big boobies"

  9. Re:too long by KarmaPolice · · Score: 4, Informative

    Having read it all, here I go with a summary:
    A guy was selling an Apple Laptop and a scammer offered to buy it. The scam was revealed when the scammer tried to do the payment through a fake escrow site. The seller then shipped the "laptop" in the pictures along with some heavy books so the package would feel like the real deal.

    The seller then got donations via paypal to pay the $180 for shipment. The really funny part is that he had to give a value of the package and he said $2000. The scammer then had to pay a tax of the package value to actually recieve the package.

    It wasn't all that easy. It almost didn't happend but FedEx trace-system confirms that the scammer actually paid customs to get the package released...that's how it ends! Read the entire story - it's funny!

  10. Just wait for the follow-up story by apg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know it's coming: Scammer auctions P-P-P-Powerbook on eBay to cover cost of customs duty.

    This story is getting popular enough that it just might work.

  11. A bit confused by Jonathan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've read the pdf and I still don't quite get it all. What did the professor in Indiana have to do with anything? Was his site merely hacked, or was he in cahoots with the scammer?

    1. Re:A bit confused by Jon+Kent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My thoughts exactly!

      There was absolutely zero followup with regard to Mr. Saral Surakul - our esteemed college professor. It would be interesting to know whether his identity was simply hijacked/spoofed for the purposes of domain registration or whether he was in fact complicit in the scam.

      An entertaing read nevertheless.

    2. Re:A bit confused by YankeeInExile · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My instinct tells me the prof in Terre Haute has nothing to do with it, and just had his name pulled out of a directory to be stuck on a domain registration, as a red herring.

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  12. Re:Where did I see this... by protactin · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wow, well done.. and some of us saw it three weeks ago as it actually happened on the Something Awful forums.

  13. Legality? by gabeman-o · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is it legal to do this even though he "knew" this was a scam?

    1. Re:Legality? by JessLeah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "What is right is not necessarily legal. What is legal is not necessarily right."

  14. Re:The end isn't quite clear... by TehHustler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Er they did get the van arriving on video, and there was a guy inside when the package was opened, and he was arguing on the phone with the person picking it up, saying there was something wrong. No pictures of his face when he opened it up, unfortunately Another SA Goon checking in, I cant believe this made Slashdot.

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  15. Re:too long by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know that tl;dr is bannable, right?

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  16. Re:too long by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Scammer will get the last laugh as seller will soon be going to Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for mail fraud.

    Except that there's not law in either the UK or USA that says you have to send a REAL powerbook to someone who DIDN'T pay you for it. He pretends to pay, you pretend to send him a real computer.

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  17. amusing but not the best by mabu · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best scammer-scam I've ever seen is the infamous The Holy Church of Fish Bread & Wine. If you haven't seen that one, be sure to check it out.

  18. Re:All for it .... but by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Informative

    I would also like to point out that this seller defrauded Paypal, Fedex, eBay

    Did you even READ the damn story? The "transaction" went through a FAKE ESCROW SERVICE, not Paypal. The scammer did NOT buy the item through ebay, it was settled outside of ebay.

    Read->Comprehend->Post.

  19. Re:Not Funny... by mistered · · Score: 4, Informative
    Please, read the link before you post. Chances are *not* that the scammer used a stolen credit card.

    The "payment" for the P-P-P-Powerbook was a fake escrow site. It seems the scammer spent a few hundred GBP of his own money to release the package from customs, and a bunch of SomethingAweful goons put up the money for the FedEx shipment in the first place. But no innocent person is out any money.

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  20. Bitter Sweet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I highly doubt our scammer paid his own money for the customs duty. Despite absolutely retarded scam techniques, he did use a buggered box and failed to reveal himself at each step. My instincts tell me he paid the tax with a stolen credit card probably.

    So he got made the fool and wasted some of his time. Unless he gets caught and charged with various fradulencies he's just going to do it again to someone less astute.

  21. Here are the pics mentioned in the article by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Fake Escrow Website (zipped).

    Pics of the shop (scroll down, shitty forum...)

    :-)

  22. Street Justice by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Personally, I think it's pretty horrible to defraud someone in this manner. While I'm sure this guy in the UK is not totally without blame, it seems pretty goddamn stupid to send someone a fraudulent package with a ring binder instead of a laptop and make them pay ~$300 in VAT

    It's called street justice, my friend.

    This guy wouldn't have gotten nailed for $300 if he hadn't tried to rob someone in the first place.

    And as for the publicity, good. Maybe it'll stop the next guy from trying.

    I always view calling a policeman or getting the law involved to be a last resort. If you can solve your problems on your own, more power to you. Here, we have crime, and we have just punishment. Bravo, guys.

    Weaselmancer

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  23. Correct barber shop pic by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 3, Informative
    here (sorry... wish I could edit my posts here...)

    :-)

  24. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by LoadStar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What you missed was that he listed an actual PowerBook on ebay - and actually SOLD said PowerBook on eBay to a legitimate buyer. The events of this story all take place SEPERATELY from the eBay sale, outside of eBay. No defrauding of eBay went on here.

    As for defrauding PayPal - all he asked for was donations for shipping an item to Great Britain, and said funds were used for that purpose. I think that accusing him of defrauding PayPal is a bit of a stretch - you might make the argument, but I don't think anyone would really swallow it.

    The only defrauding that went on here is FedEx - the contents of the package and value were both misstated.

  25. Re:All for it .... but by MO! · · Score: 4, Interesting
    he DID use paypal to get funds to ship the item.

    Wrong!

    As far as PayPal is concerned, he received funds to ship an item - they have no involvement in what item was involved. Since he shipped an item, he has completed that transaction properly and PayPal has not been defrauded in any manner.

    He DID use eBay to sell a real item but ACTUALLY shipped a fake item

    Wrong!

    He used eBay to advertise the sale of a real item. The "purchaser" in this transaction persued the sale completely outside of eBay. Thus, eBay has not been defrauded in any manner.

    He DID use fedex to ship a fraudulent item.

    Wrong!

    He used FedEx to ship an item. They are not a party to the contents of the box - they were simply the transport medium. They were paid to ship a box, they shipped the box. Thus, FedEx has not been defrauded in any manner.

    The only debatable fraudulent actions were between the buyer and the seller directly. But since the bogus escrow site disappeared and the seller was never paid for an actual PowerBook - the buyer has no basis for a fraud claim!

    This can be wrapped up as: the buyer used PayPal to pay the seller to ship a box via FedEx to his address. The buyer payed taxes on the declared value of the box's contents - which as was said elsewhere, could be a $2000 piece of contemporary art for all the government cares. That the buyer did not receive an actual Apple Powerbook is due to the fact the buyer never paid for an actual Apple Powerbook! So there was no actual fraud from the buyer's side. The seller still has a claim though - since he was never paid for the piece of $2000 art he shipped in the box!

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  26. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by jeremyp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, who cares if the intended victim screwed the scammer? What's the shithead going to do, press charges? I'd like to hear that phone call to the police: "Hey, I was trying to defraud this guy out of his $2000+ PowerBook and he sniffed out the scam, turned it around, and made me pay $X in taxes on a 3-ring binder-- now will someone please prosecute him?"

    Yes, but three ring binders are useless here in the UK. All the paper has either two holes or four holes in it.

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  27. Thye funniest part of the pics by bjdevil66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The keyboard's re-arrangement including:

    UFAG
    and
    LOL

    ... great stuff ... thanks for the laughs...

  28. The really sad part of this is ... by Skapare · · Score: 4, Funny

    The really sad part of this is that some scammer now has a really excellent work of art. It will probably sell for several million pounds in a couple hundred years. That would be about the price of a cup of coffee.

    That bluetooth mouse just cracks me up!

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  29. I bet the P-P-Powerbook would Ebay now for $2,000+ by xenolaeus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, there goes that silly export fraud claim..

  30. Hilarious, but... by elemental23 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While this is a great story, did this guy really need to register p-p-p-powerbook.com for it? People register domains for the stupidest reasons.

    Also, what's with the 28 page PDF? What's wrong with just HTML? That alone would cut down his bandwidth usage, especially in light of all the publicity this story is getting.

    Yeah, I know, -1 Flamebait.

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  31. Wanted: Missing Conclusion by Eil · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Is it just me, or is this an incomplete prank? I read through the entire PDF and found, to my surprise, that it ended with them waiting for the package to be delivered. Hello? This would be just a little more amusing if there were some sort of punchline. The whole point to this is to get the guy's reaction in some form. So have they waited two weeks without hearing anything more from the scammer? Are there still people staking out the barbershop? WHAT'S GOING ON?

    Amusing little prank, but it's just a little prank as long as nobody knows what happened in the end. C'mon, I could send someone a marked-up binder in lieu of a computer anytime I wanted. For those of you who haven't read it yet, don't waste your time. The pictures of the P-P-P-Powerbook itself are worth a giggle but that's pretty much the climax of the whole scenario.

  32. Re:misleading customs by David+Horn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would UK customs be upset? More money for the UK piggy bank.

    This is someone getting their just desserts, and in a damn funny way too. Just as good as sending the box, marking it "MUST BE CHECKED BY CUSTOMS" and sticking a polythene bag of flour in there.

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  33. BEWARE SELLER F----!!!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd just like to point out that unlike this picture real Powerbooks only have one button below the trackpad! This is obviously fake!

  34. Re:The Ebay response is typical by jaybird144 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, the reason you got a canned response is most likely the fact that this scam was sent to many many people, and eBay (more specifically, PayPal) was dealing with an overwhelming number of inquiries into what it was about. I personally know 4 people (including myself) who recieved that e-mail.

  35. Amazing Coordination by rice_web · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The coordination that existed all under the nose of the target is amazing. They had three operatives just waiting there, and dozens of others investigating the crime and tracing every possible connection.

    If just some guys on a message board can do this, what does this say about organized crime? About the police? I can't even imagine the possibilities for the group that stays connected like this.

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  36. big risk by hak1du · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This kind of vigilante approach is risky, because while you may or may not have guessed correctly that someone is trying to defraud you, sending a piece of plastic instead of a PowerBook is definitely attempted fraud.

    For example, if the guy at the other end has a mean streak and some spare cash, he may just send the $2100 and then charge you with fraud. Try explaining to the police and judge that you thought you were being defrauded because some WHOIS information didn't look right to you when the other guy can prove he sent the money to you and you sent him a worthless piece of plastic. Or maybe you are just dealing with a very unprofessional operation, but not necessarily a fraudulent one.

    If you believe someone is trying to defraud you, just don't do business with them, contact eBay's fraud department, and maybe go to the police. That's better for everybody involved.

  37. Imagine... by kitzilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a B-B-B-Beowulf cluster of those P-P-P-Powerbooks!

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  38. W-W-W-W-Why a P-P-P-P-PDF? by NeuroManson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    PDFs take a bloody long time to display (unless you have a top of the line 'puter and a broadband connection, it takes as long to load a PDF as it does to load Photoshop).

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  39. Re:Where did I see this... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow! Great work, man! We're all proud of you for putting a URL into a form! We're lucky you were there, or who knows what would have happened!!!

    God damned Farker.

  40. Re:who's the lawbreaker here? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a great example of turning the tables on a scammer. If more people had the intelligence and creatvity to do this sort of thing, we could really put a dent in the activites of on-line crooks.

    The way I see it, the scammer got what he deserved and you've really got to scrape the bottom of the barrel of technicalities to find something that the seller did that was "illegal".

    IANAL, but the only thing "illegal" that was done by the seller was mis-stating the value of the item on the customs form. And even that could be debated. If I paint a picture and declare that it's worth $10,000, who is to say that it's not?

    1, Ebay was not defrauded. The seller sold the real Powerbook to a legitimate buyer on Ebay. Ebay got paid.

    2, Fedex was not defruaded. They got their $80 for shipping the package.

    3, Paypal was not defrauded. Every day, thousands of people use Paypal to collect donations for various things. The seller said he needed money to cover the cost of shipping a package and that's exactly what he used the money for.

    4, The government was not defrauded. They got paid their customs duties when the scammer picked up his package.

    5, The P-P-Powerbook seller never received a penny from the buyer (the attempted scammer).

  41. Hey, I built a Powerbook just like that by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 3, Funny

    I could not afford one from Apple, nor auction sites, so I bought a $4USD white plastic notebook hat I can put papers into and got some markers and used an old keyboard keycaps and an old MS-Mouse and made my own Powerbook. L@@K, it works 100%, runs OSX as well. Only downside is I am now being sued by Apple for making a Powerbook clone without their permission. ;)

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  42. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny
    All the paper has either two holes or four holes in it.

    Wow! What are your women like?

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  43. Re:All for it .... but by tgibbs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My school had a policy that anyone involved in a fight/assault was suspended, even if you didn't hit back you were gone. And yes, that was enforced. I got a 3 day vacation for being on the receiving end once.

    Although unfortunately common, this sort of policy reflects a fundamental contempt for the concept of justice, and sets a terrible example for students. What it reflects is a fundamental laziness and irresponsibility on the part of the administration. They take the easy course of punishing the innocent rather than going to the trouble of investigating the situation. It gives great power to bullies, who are able to force the suspension of an innocent student by attacking him. Although the intent is to discourage fighting, it tends to make fights worse, because once a fight begins, you have nothing to lose by retalliating. It would be terribly unfortunate if you happened to have a sharpened pencil in your hand when you were attacked. Somebody who started a fight with you could suffer a horrible accident...

  44. Excellent by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Funny
    I saw very, very little of anything that looked suspicious
    I don't suppose you are in the market for a bridge by any chance?
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