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Using a 747 to Fight Wildfires
RotJ writes "It's fire season again. And the government just grounded 33 aging air tankers on Monday due to safety issues. Looking for a modern solution, Evergreen Aviation has come up with a 747 supertanker with 24,000 gallons of tank space onboard, which allows it to cover seven times the area of today's largest existing airtanker. In addition to fighting fires, it will be able to contain oil spills and 'perform challenging homeland security missions' like neutralizing chemical or biological attacks. And think of how many John Goodmans you could cover with fire retardant. Be sure to watch the videos."
Be sure to melt down their server. Each video is around 90MB large ;-)
And rather than the problem with the frogman (google for it, frogman + forest fire) they would skim and pick up whole fishing boats..
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Then again, in a flight simulator I've flown the 747 straight up so you could approach the burn and then climb hard while dropping the water.
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Do I even need to add anything to make you sound less credible?
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Didn't early brochures for the 747 show a small swimming pool in first class?
Jeff, you moron ! That was not the water release button !! That was the emergency fuel dump button !
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Hi Tom. I'm going to go out on a limb here, and guess that the 747 won't be completely full of water. I know what you're thinking -- that's crazy talk! But I have this funny feeling that just won't go away: maybe the people who think of this stuff have better things to do than make up stupid shit that doesn't work.
I'm just guessing, of course. It's quite possible that the plan involves filling a 747 up with water and watch it sit on the tarmac. That could also be fun.
So instead of scuba divers found dead of falling injuries, we get legends about people drowned in the middle of deserts?
Why does it seem like I'm the only one getting a taxidermy site when I click the link for Evergreen Aviation?
... an entire flock of radio controlled, stuffed birds converted to "tanker" use, able to carry 1 cup of water in a single drop.
Maybe they've gone to the other end of the spectrum
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they are very disconcerting to encounter in the mountains. I was driving up in scotland when this hercules crawled overhead at about 100' - it is a lot harder to avoid reacting badly to the sight of something that looks about to land on you, than it is it deal with a fighter plane going above you at that height -they are usually gone before you have time to notice.
Imagine a beowulf cluster...
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Just use daisy cutters........blow the fire out and level any of that pesky underbrush...
They deliver the videos to your doorstep!
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a 747 loaded with videotape.
AND, you'd get more mileage about of standard military lingo like 'fire in the hole' or 'commence fire mission.'
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