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  1. Big effing wood planks so all my hunting buddies can drink and eat when we cheer for MOHR GUNZ

  2. SNAP! on Windows: Not Doomed Yet · · Score: 1

    Click!

  3. It's not windows that is doomed... on Windows: Not Doomed Yet · · Score: 1

    The users are.

  4. Any who says IT Departments are going away.... on Citizenville: Newsom Argues Against Bureaucracy, Swipes At IT Departments · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Knows nothing to very little of IT. Most users think data moves about rainbow colored moonbeams farted out by hyper intelligent unicorns.

    “When the computer revolution began, IT departments were truly needed, as people had no idea how to set up and use the new technologies infiltrating their work space.” Change that to:

    “When the computer revolution was mature, IT departments were still truly needed, as people had no idea how to set up and use the new technologies infiltrating their work space.”

  5. Rollout to 12k PCs...and breaks them.... on Kaspersky Update Breaks Internet Access For Windows XP Users · · Score: 1

    Some guy bitching on the forum linked above....I guess they didn't bother testing a patch before sending it out....typical windows admin....

  6. Saw Hobbit in 2d on Has 3D Film-Making Had Its Day? · · Score: 1

    Screw 3d...who wants to wear ugly glasses during a movie and be distracted with junk flying at you and swatting at 3d bugs....

  7. chatotic storage aka... on Inside an Amazon Warehouse · · Score: 1

    Wasted space storage....
    I can't anything when the network is down storage....

  8. There 5.4% nitrogenation of the oil. on What "Earth-Shaking" Discovery Has Curiosity Made on Mars? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone assumed it was 5.3%

  9. bacteria....is why on Internal Bug: Code Flaw May Lead to Wrong Dose From Infusion Pump · · Score: 1

    Touchscreens can be made to allow for MUCH easier cleaning...and coated with bacteria resistant covers and still function. It is a big problem in healthcare...you know...

  10. ONe nasty side effect... on Boeing's CHAMP Missile Uses Radio Waves To Remotely Disable PCs · · Score: 1

    it boils and pops the people in the building.

  11. HEY! don't be dissing my code... on Ask Slashdot: How To Avoid Working With Awful Legacy Code? · · Score: 1

    I made millions off that...

  12. Who knew... on 520-Million-Year-Old Arthropod May Have Had the First Modern Brain · · Score: 1

    Paul Ryan was that old....

  13. When the RW is caught with pants down... on Heartland Institute Learning To Troll On Billboards · · Score: 1

    They reach over and try to yank the shorts off liberals and scream "Look they don't have pants on either!"
    RW proponents argue that liberals do the same thing, decry lack of "balance" and impariality...the RW defenders shift focus away from the original post exposing the lies.
    I've seen and heard the same backpedaling weasley douchbaggery over and over again. The fact is the Heritage Foundation is a FUD maker. Bought and paid for by assholes who want to preseve the "Wealthy American" way of life for themselves.

    "You have to apply the same rules to both sides if you are truly understand the answers to you questions Frankly, neither should be trusted.....Fraud has been proven on both sides. "

  14. Gravy Train! on Congress Asks Patent Office To Consider Secret Patents · · Score: 1

    I have a patent on secret patents.

  15. Every time I toast a bagel.... on Microsoft Forges Ahead With New Home-Automation OS · · Score: 0

    It e-mails fifteen million people.

  16. Why are so many upset at librarians...? on In Nothing We Trust · · Score: 2

    They are just hard working people who help people check out books and find good things to read....

    Oh what...?! Libertarians...!

    That's very different. Nevermind.

  17. I ran a two line BBS on Warp on 25 Years of IBM's OS/2 · · Score: 1

    Using RoboBoard graphical BBS software. O/S2 Warp allowed two serial modems to operate independently....talk about cave paintings and stone tools.

  18. We had a CME created by a solar Tornado.... on Monster Solar Tornadoes Discovered · · Score: 1

    Despite that happy certificate he couldn't do squat to a Windows box without looking it up....

  19. Slashdot could be considered a social networks... on Senators Ask Feds To Probe Facebook Log-in Requests · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Expect a bill to be introduced by Republicans that allows employers full access to employee's personal account info if at anyway related to the employment.

    Also companies are increasingly utilising social networks for marketing and PR and will use employees as a "PR" echo chamber to evangelise the employer and or it's products.

    Expect this to be made legal....and the justification is the old terrorism mantra...."If you have nothing to hide, then what's the problem...?"

  20. Then came Homo Sapiens and the answer to existence on Possible New Human Species Discovered In China · · Score: 1

    we were so advanced we just made shit up and systematically killed off anything and everything that didn't fit our new belief....

  21. snarky high tech perfromance art.... on Transparency Grenade Collects and Leaks Sensitive Data · · Score: 1

    I dig this stuff...

  22. It is important to repeat this story on Is Santorum's "Google Problem" a Google Problem? · · Score: 1

    On as many message boards, blogs and other websites so that it will be clear that the frothy mixture of feces and lube is not in any way related to Rick Santorum and that "santorum" is not the frothy mixture described.

  23. Suddenly this disembodied voice says: on Water Droplets In Orbit On the International Space Station · · Score: 1

    "Don use the faucet."

  24. Smart Bullets on Self-Guided Bullet Can Hit Targets a Mile Away · · Score: 1

    Thanks Sandia for that great gift to humanity....

  25. I own the copyright on Mt. Rushmore... on Non-Copied Photo Is Ruled Copyright Infringement · · Score: 1

    I took a picture in 1968 from the visitor center......I registered it and have been receiving millions of dollars each year....