"Real" Real Time Strategy?
Mr. Fluffyhead writes "This hardcore RTS gamer's rather thoughtful wish list asks the question, if somebody made a 'real' war sim, would anyone want to play it?" From the fake Newsweek cover story about the "Ultralisk Rape Scandal" to Mr. Wong's yearning to break the Geneva Convention in pixel form, this one's a humourous yet realistic look at real time war games.
Now where have we seen the "Fog of Bullshit" before.... *wink* *wink*
I don't know about everyone else, but I don't want to play a game that takes 5 - 8 real-time months to build a barracks. Might lose it's feel.
Putting the romance back into necromancer.
I have always thought that a realistic real-time war sim would be nothing like the Warcraft/Comand & Conquer type games, because those give you way too much control. In real warfare you can't control individual soldiers. As a general you can map out a very general battle plan, and then kind of sit back and hope it works out. Even with the best communcation systems in place at best you could give orders to individual soldiers, but you wouldn't have any control over how they carried them out.
Now, how much fun is it to play a game where you basically sit back and watch the action, rather than being able to interact with it?
Maybe Blizzard or EA should look into it.
Rob
And it's been said better, that we need moral authority over the world. We really are better than the rest of the world, not perfect, just better. Naked human pyramids, guard dogs, and hoods, while not even half as bad as what our enemy does to us, nevertheless severely erode our moral authority.
I don't think it's unreasonable for the Congress to provide a check over the executive branch when there's ample evidence that our moral credibility is slipping away, especially in a battle for the hearts and minds of the people climbing out of the ruins of a failed state.
If you had to play real time, you would be there for years.
I find Combat Mission:Barbarossa to Berlin to be just the right balance, some of those engagements can last days in RL, an that's often to much for most of the people.
Guys, in case you didn't realize, he's not talking about any game; he's making a political statement. I did find the satire and the backdrop of a video game a very interesting way for the author to express his opinion.
The policy of the United States is worse than bad---it is insane. -- Ludwig von Mises, Economic Policy(1959)
It was interesting, but I found his underlying premise that the ends justify the means to be rather immature and more than a little offensive.
*** Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Time to feed the trolls...
I suppose that the only thing holding you back from perfection would be arrogance and an apparant lack of humility...
Given your obvious superiority, why did you feel the need to post anonymously?
*** Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Why emulate the world when you can be an active participant in the real thing? Sure, this functions as a political statement (and a good one at that). But I don't need to see the world in a videogame to be able to laugh at its irony.
In the article, Wong says "I want an RTS game that will give me a stress headache after an hour and an ulcer after a week."
Why bother with a game when you can easily get this from watching any fine news station. You'd even get a bonus shot of ignorance for watching Faux News! For blood-loss, watch Al Jazeera! For contrast watch CNN Headline News (the only station on which body pyramids are followed by what dress Troy McClure's husband wore to the Oscars).
If you're really angling for some pain, you can even try to participate in the political arena itself at either the Democratic or Republican National Conventions!
20. I want better death animations.
Actually, I thought the animations from SOF were pretty realistic. You get to watch as the soldiers writhe in pain from a severed limb, or as they clutch intestines spewing from a hole in their gut, or as they choke to death on their own blood after being shot in the neck.
Of course, when (inevitably) the celebrity-media unit is near a soldier who dies a gruesome death, you get replay clips with national news anchors condemning you for allowing such horrible things to happen in "your" war...
Oh, and while we're at it, lets make it an RTSS like Savage (http://s2games.com/savage). Let real humans control those soldiers, and let the commander get frustrated when they completely ignore his orders...
...is what SC map is that in #2?
Come on...somebody besides me has to recognize it....
If God had had a computer it would have taken him 7 months to create the earth...if he even bothered to do it at all.
Simple: The article may, in fact, be a troll. But it is a very, very funny troll. And that makes all the diference.
He forgot the '"Info-tru" Generator' that can be used to update the information being disseminated through the news media (which have the "CIA Influence" option set to true).
This of course has the default settings of "Constantly Change" and "Optimize on Personal Agenda".
And don't forget to select the "Blame the victim" option, so that when poor civilians get thier heads cut off by religious psychos, you can defame their families without having to reset your "Look like I actually care" level.
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I'm having a hard time finding a web-page. But here's a review.
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http://www.cgonline.com/reviews/conflictzo-01-r
Conflict Zone is an RTS that incorporates the press and public opinion. You build units based on how popular you are and how well you act for the press.
If you have an heroic defense of a bridge or something you get lots of 'popularity' points. If you wipe out a village of civilians with misplaced fire, you lose a lot of points.
Also, they have 'sub-commanders.' You can put entire sections of your army under control of an AI commander, with orders to defend, attack, etc.
Overall, the game wasn't anything special, and never gained any popularity, but it actually incorporates some of the articles jabs.
And, there is a demo....if you can find it.
--Welcome to the Realm of the Hawke--
have you ever been to a paint-ball game?
it's quite fun, in spite of the pain.
I've always wanted to see a multilevel MMO game that was playable as RTS (decides where units are sent), FPS (play as an individual in the unit), vehicle sim (pilot or drive something), or engineer/artist (create more buildings/items/stuff).
At the simplest level, you'd have RTS'ers engaged in some massive war at a high level, ordering troops around and sending out objectives, while the FPS'ers charged in with the vehicle players to try to take their objectives. The depth and randomness created by making all the footsoldiers real people would be almost like reality, although you'd probably have more "i'm stuck running in a corner" than in real life.
Total War (there's Shogun, Medieval, and soon Roman) gives you control over battalians, much like a field general, but once they engage, you have to sit and watch what happens. Some retreat, and you can't order them back, some will get too much adrenaline and keep attacking, even if you ask them to fall back, and it isn't total death... eventually the losers will start running, and, unless you have a great deal of horses, they usually escape. Truely a fantastic RTS. Definately worth trying.
Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
The fact that he is doing it in the form of a questionably 'funny' video game list, and that it was posted here as a games topic is pretty lame.
The bit satirizing the reaction over the U.S. sponsered torture was a downer.
He seems to feel what happened was no big deal, excusing it because we are "at war".
These prisoners were tortured, in some cases murdered, and (in my opinion worst of all) forced to sodomize one another. And it almost went completely unnoticed by the world.
I think I would rather be killed in a terrorist attack.
1) Your analysis is based on bad assumptions so your result is way off. 2) You're a sick bastard for fucking a horse.
Did the author consider that the only way to win such a game would be to not play at all?
How about a diplomicy option and a moral meter?
Remeber that the rest of the world was against this invasion which was based on personal motivs (name me another one that makes sense). No one forced it.
GPLv2: I want my rights, I want my phone call! DRM: What use is a phone call, if you are unable to speak?
The article's tone was seriously ruined by the inline "Free Tickle IQ" advertisement. Tee hee.
Perhaps it is a naive vision of utopia, but that's why we put it in games, so we at least know what it would be like.
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All of you who immediately are complaining that it's a political piece are missing two very important things:
1) Try getting a sense of humor.
2) He's right, and I'm not sure the article *is* a political piece really. I *DO* want to blow up orphanages. I *DO* want my aircraft every so often to just crash for no reason whatsoever. I *DO* want to be given a choice of whether or not civilian casualties are acceptable.
If I take prisoners, I *DO* want to be given the choice of whether or not to push the Happy Button so the prisoners make the Happy Sounds and go away (Medieval: Total War fans will know what I mean).
But he's right. Both RTS and true grognard-targeted startegy and wargames and too straight-forward and don't really let you do much of anything.
One of the whole reasons I liked playing Superpower was the fact that I could pull off some very Wrong things on other countries (rig elections, etc). A war isn't 100% fought through military anymore, so how come wargames are still 100% focused on the "legal" military actions? I want to be Evil sometimes,and sometimes I just want stuff to happen that I didn't plan on but have to deal with anyways. It's more fun that way.
For some godforsaken reason game designers seem reluctant to let a wargame be an actual wargame. Why is that?
-- Primis.
And on that day the world will rejoice.
Maybe a second thing actually - personal attacks do not an argument make. I'm not going to bother you with my software credentials, needless to say I am not a web designer, my page which you have found is a pile of crap and that is freely admitted. But I would wager a years earning (more money than you'll ever see by the sounds of the state of your education) that my software is in far wider use than anything you have ever acheived. Bye now.
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You wanted a news report, well there you have it.
...those that question things like the abuse of prisoners and civilian casulties...
Impossible. There are no such people. Before one might attempt to question anything about the Bush administration, Rummy has them disappeared...
Right?
Maw! Fire up the karma burner!