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Tongue-Controlled Gameboy Advance SP Launched
Hangin10 writes "Simmunity Corporation and newAbilities Systems Inc. is going to introduce a specially modified tongue-controlled Gameboy Advance SP for young people with quadriplegia. They say 'We retrofit the Gameboy Advance SP with an internal PIC microcontroller to decode the wireless tongue transmitter signals and activate the GBA buttons. Games which do not require multiple simultaneous button presses can be played. We also offer custom games and special programs for augmented communication.'"
Nothing but bonuses all around on this one... /P
Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
A tongue controller. Hmm... does anyone know if Virtual Valerie 2 has been ported to the Gameboy Advance SP? I may yet buy one of these, assuming my medical plan covers lockjaw.
Trolling is a art,
Damn it!!! Lesbians will have a leg up on these games to start.
Evolution or ID?
New Gameboy Adult-themed GB games! The Frenchman! The Cunning Lingus!
Opinion from customers: My ex-boyfriend bought the new gameboy. Now we are together again! Thank you Nintendo!
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Too many jokes in head!
Must make funny before brains run out of ears!
Let's not make any handicapped jokes please. Alright, porn industry jokes are fine.
Or, wait... would that mean that they're no longer geeks?
Finally a video game your girlfriend will encourage you to play...
They can call it "Tungsten". Oh wait....
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
New FlavorSleeves makes games even more addictive. Punish your child with a 30 day spinach patch.
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What's next? The GameBoy DS being given two tongue-controlled inputs so you and your date can get in a few practice rounds of "See Luigi the Cunning Linguist rescues the Perky Princess of Pr0n" before the main event? Will E3 2005 bring on the GameBoy DVDA?
I'll pass on the Zelda erotic fan fiction, sorry people, I don't do elves. But chicks in spacesuits, well, now you're talkin' my language. Bring on the Metroid Pr0ne!
Don't buy this product. The Alexis de Tongueville Institute has released an independent, objective, un-biased, and totally honest study which concludes that you should only buy Xbox video game hardware, and that video game products from Sony and Nintendo are directly responsible for terrorism and the collapse of the global economy.
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Now my wife will let me buy one!!!
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Now I hag calpal tunnel thyndrome in my tongue!
...this, coming from a guy who references fark.com in his header?
wow, how did you type that so quick ?
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And if you thought that was boring you obviously havn't read my Journal ;-)
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Gene Simmons' "Groupie Invaders" KISS-tie-in game.
Mick Jagger "Start Me Up"
Dr Tongue's 3-D House of Games
Yet another computer adaptation of "Candyland".
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
We must have forgotten that the physically handicapped are incapable of having any sense of humor. On behalf of the physically-able, I apologize for our lack of sensitivity to our go-tard bretheren.
Oops.
Come to think of it...most ALL of them have been...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
No offense to your great uncle, but you must really suck at video games if a quadriplegic kicked your ass with his chin.
Who knows, maybe some games will be programmed to taste differently, like if you're playing Final Fantasy Tactics advance and one of your characters gets healed, a small dose of liquid or chemicals is released so it tastes like strawberries or chocolate. If one of your characters dies, citric acid would be sprayed in your eyes.
Like most are thinking, it's win-win. (Hey at least it wasn't a sex joke...)
Yup...
why do dogs lick themselves?
because they don't have advanced gameboys.
The operating system should be called... CunnilingOS.
After 70 comments Roderick approached the comments page with excitement, for he had immediately come up with a witty, +5 FUNNY comment for the Gameboy Advance tongue controller story. Oh it was brilliant, so obvious and so incredibly witty
He paused a moment, silently making a prayer that nobody had thought of the "pR0n" implications for such a device, cackling with the sheer thought of the accolades raining down upon him he assured himself that he would be first to that punch.
Scrolling down the filthy cackle was replaced by a dismayed groan. 70 Demoralising comments regarding cunnalingus later he sighed and resigned himself to tell the harrowing story of how he was not as "original" as he had thought.
In the immortal words of Heath Ledger "Such is life"
We must have forgotten that the physically handicapped are incapable of having any sense of humor. On behalf of the physically-able, I apologize for our lack of sensitivity to our go-tard bretheren.
There are limits to my comedy. There are things that I'll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there's nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It's like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go 'ooh, look at him, he's not able-bodied. I am, I'm prejudiced.' Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he's not, it's difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones.
a little tongue-in-cheek to you? At least it was testefully done. It left a bad taste in my mouth though. The French version has a M rating I hear.
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Cool! So when does, "Cunnilingus, Cunnilingus, Revolution!" ship?
Up.. Up.. down... down... left... right... down! *moan*
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You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.
Stud? Ring?
Wait a minute.... why the hell am I asking for sex advice from someone on Slashdot!?
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Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to [Play any Gameboy!] on the way through the parking lot!
Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's [Played 37 Gameboys]!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?
Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than a slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has [Played 36 Gameboys].
Randal Graves: 37
You know, this could help geeks out. Imagine if there was a game based on the ability to get your girl off -- it'd be great training and just think of the bragging rights you'd have: "I'm a level nine pussy eater!"
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