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Tongue-Controlled Gameboy Advance SP Launched
Hangin10 writes "Simmunity Corporation and newAbilities Systems Inc. is going to introduce a specially modified tongue-controlled Gameboy Advance SP for young people with quadriplegia. They say 'We retrofit the Gameboy Advance SP with an internal PIC microcontroller to decode the wireless tongue transmitter signals and activate the GBA buttons. Games which do not require multiple simultaneous button presses can be played. We also offer custom games and special programs for augmented communication.'"
Nothing but bonuses all around on this one... /P
Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
A tongue controller. Hmm... does anyone know if Virtual Valerie 2 has been ported to the Gameboy Advance SP? I may yet buy one of these, assuming my medical plan covers lockjaw.
Trolling is a art,
Damn it!!! Lesbians will have a leg up on these games to start.
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Finally a video game your girlfriend will encourage you to play...
It's nice to see some gaming devices being made to help people with limited movement abilities.
New FlavorSleeves makes games even more addictive. Punish your child with a 30 day spinach patch.
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Couple years of practice with these machines and they'll become super-popular with the women!
Or, wait... would that mean that they're no longer geeks?
No, you'll be really popular with the ladies but they won't tell any of their friends about you. You can have them and their friends and none will be the wiser. muahahahaha
Evolution or ID?
Now my wife will let me buy one!!!
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
From the picture, it looks like they are using Charmed Lab's Xport development kit. Glad to see it being put to good use. Although you could use this product to pirate games hopefully Nintendo won't sue again. I just wish courts could clearly see the benefits of home-brew development tools.
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Now I hag calpal tunnel thyndrome in my tongue!
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Gene Simmons' "Groupie Invaders" KISS-tie-in game.
Mick Jagger "Start Me Up"
Dr Tongue's 3-D House of Games
Yet another computer adaptation of "Candyland".
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
We must have forgotten that the physically handicapped are incapable of having any sense of humor. On behalf of the physically-able, I apologize for our lack of sensitivity to our go-tard bretheren.
Oops.
Who knows, maybe some games will be programmed to taste differently, like if you're playing Final Fantasy Tactics advance and one of your characters gets healed, a small dose of liquid or chemicals is released so it tastes like strawberries or chocolate. If one of your characters dies, citric acid would be sprayed in your eyes.
Like most are thinking, it's win-win. (Hey at least it wasn't a sex joke...)
Yup...
> probably never had to spend four hours lying on your kitchen floor trying to get back into wheelchair because you fucked up trying to open a jar of pickles,
First I was going to point out what a reactionary jackass you are and how the average person in a wheelchair probably read your post and thought "Wow, what's up *his* ass?" Then I read that sentence I quoted up there, called the wheelchair-bound dude in my office over, and we both laughed at it until we were crying. It's the "pickles" thing that makes it so funny, I think.
Oh, btw, Mike (the guy in the chair)said "I hear that shit all the time from people who think I need to be saved from 'normal' people. Hell, I'm in a wheelchair but that tool has no sense of humor. Between the two of us, I win."
Think about that.
After 70 comments Roderick approached the comments page with excitement, for he had immediately come up with a witty, +5 FUNNY comment for the Gameboy Advance tongue controller story. Oh it was brilliant, so obvious and so incredibly witty
He paused a moment, silently making a prayer that nobody had thought of the "pR0n" implications for such a device, cackling with the sheer thought of the accolades raining down upon him he assured himself that he would be first to that punch.
Scrolling down the filthy cackle was replaced by a dismayed groan. 70 Demoralising comments regarding cunnalingus later he sighed and resigned himself to tell the harrowing story of how he was not as "original" as he had thought.
In the immortal words of Heath Ledger "Such is life"
We must have forgotten that the physically handicapped are incapable of having any sense of humor. On behalf of the physically-able, I apologize for our lack of sensitivity to our go-tard bretheren.
There are limits to my comedy. There are things that I'll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there's nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It's like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go 'ooh, look at him, he's not able-bodied. I am, I'm prejudiced.' Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he's not, it's difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones.
> Couple years of practice with these machines and they'll become super-popular with the women!
Or, wait... would that mean that they're no longer geeks?
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Geek: Thirty-eight.... simulated.
Hot Babe: How many real ones?
Geek: Well... one. Including this one.
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You should feel so very proud of your ability to express an entire paragraph of text without coming anywhere near making a point.
The ability to smile and/or laugh at just about anything is one of the only mental mechanisms that keep a lot of people sane. It's not the most noble thing in the world, but I'll be damned if I'm going to spend every day and night of every day feeling sorry for people who don't want my pity.
Socially, you're damned-if-you-do and damned-if-you-don't when it comes to the 'differently-abled'. If your heart bleeds, you are given hostility because you're just overcompensating for something you 'just could not understand'. If you try to smile about it, you're given hostility for finding 'humour in the suffering of others'.
In conclusion, fuck everyone else and live your life. Try to feel good about yourself, and try to make others feel the same. Don't count on either one succeeding, though.
a little tongue-in-cheek to you? At least it was testefully done. It left a bad taste in my mouth though. The French version has a M rating I hear.
Most folk'll never lose a toe, and then again some folk'll...
Well, first off, it's a big assumption that I am not handicapped. Second, you assume that the handicapped cannot make jokes about their own conditions. Third, and more importantly, you would probably not laugh when a handicapped person does.
Believe me, the handicapped have good senses of humour. And I am well familiar with handicaps, both from having one myself and from having relatives and friends who do as well. I also volunteered teaching ASL to the deaf when I was younger. Believe me, most jokes lose nothing in translation to ASL, and some even gain something.
So relax, and quit thinking of us as needing your (useless) pity.
You can have it fast, accurate, or pretty. Pick any 2.
Cool! So when does, "Cunnilingus, Cunnilingus, Revolution!" ship?
Up.. Up.. down... down... left... right... down! *moan*
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You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.