Slashdot Mirror


Google Experiments With Local Filesystem Search

Teoti writes "No, Puffin is not the next name of your favorite email client, but, according to the New York Times (NSA reg. req.), the project codename for a new Google search application coming directly into your desktop, that will let you search your local filesystem efficiently. This is different from, but complementary of, the Google DeskBar that already lets you search the Web. The article also gives a few words on the end of the stand alone browser in Longhorn."

47 of 482 comments (clear)

  1. But the real question is.. by Sartak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will Google's search application functions feature Clippy? Or that damned animated XP Dog?

    1. Re:But the real question is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      **No search results found for "Jenna Jameson" but we did find simular results of "Child Fuckin" and "Horse Sex"

      Please remain calm and in your home as the FBI are on thier way to have a 'talk' with you

    2. Re:But the real question is.. by Asprin · · Score: 2, Funny


      My advice is GO BIG (German Shepherd, Retriever, Laborador, etc.) It'll cost more in supplies, but from the feature list for WinLH, it looks like you're going to need more volume than a small dog can handle. You don't want poor fido to wear out after a week on the job, eh?

      --
      "Lawyers are for sucks."
      - Doug McKenzie
    3. Re:But the real question is.. by swv3752 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wouldn't underestimate small dogs. My parents have a little poodle (about 5 pounds), that we swear is able to create mass. He gets fed a bowl of dogfood and then will poop seemingly twice the amount. And when he hs had an accident, it is like he generates twice his body mass. Nothing like listening to your mother complain over the phone about how much the dog is able to shit.

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
    4. Re:But the real question is.. by LittleBigLui · · Score: 3, Funny
      Nothing like listening to your mother complain over the phone about how much the dog is able to shit.
      Now which of the little Osborne brats are you?
      --
      Free as in mason.
  2. I think most of us already know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...exactly what "local filesystem image search" will return.

    Finally, a way to effectively search through my gigabytes of pr0n!

    1. Re:I think most of us already know... by stephenisu · · Score: 5, Funny

      If this will automatically categorize between hair color, body type, kind of shoot, **deleted content (think of the children)** etc... I could see many people paying more for it than Windows XP Pro.

      --
      Sigs? We don't need no stinking sigs!
    2. Re:I think most of us already know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I could see many people paying more for it than Windows XP Pro

      Windows XXX-P, perhaps?

    3. Re:I think most of us already know... by DrEldarion · · Score: 1, Funny

      I can imagine the embarassment of many teenagers when their mother searches for "mom's pictures" and comes up with MILFHunter shoots...

    4. Re:I think most of us already know... by Roofus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes. Google will help you ogle at your pr0n.

      Strangely enough, Google will help you Go Ogle your porn!

    5. Re:I think most of us already know... by NineteenSixtyNine · · Score: 4, Funny

      Especially if her pics come up

      --

      --
      What would Bill Clinton do?
    6. Re:I think most of us already know... by fbg111 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...exactly what "local filesystem image search" will return.

      Finally, a way to effectively search through my gigabytes of pr0n!


      Just imagine the embedded text and (soon) image ads returned with your search results...

      --
      Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams
    7. Re:I think most of us already know... by sp00 · · Score: 1, Funny

      isn't that what booble is for?

  3. I'm guessing in a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google will also be able to catalogue the contents of your refrigerator, medicine cabinet, and be able to tell you your car keys are between the couch cushions.

    1. Re:I'm guessing in a year by ZaMoose · · Score: 4, Funny

      Didn't you see the prototype they're already working on?

      (Taken from this Fark thread. Warning/Warnung/Advertencia/Avertissement: "Adult" language contained within link.)

      --
      I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep Dracula and Superman away.
  4. Windows + F = useless by pinchhazard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps I do not realize the full potential of the Find utility in Windows, but MAN does it suck.

    --
    Do you love freedom??? Do you love freedom!!! DO YOU LOVE FREEDOM!!!!!!!!
    1. Re:Windows + F = useless by TRS80NT · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe that's why it's not "Find" anymore. "Find" was evidently too positive a term. Now you only have the ability to "Search".

      --
      Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
    2. Re:Windows + F = useless by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Funny

      With only 1GB of RAM, my machine can't run both Outlook and Windows Indexing. The constant whirring sound from the hard drives is soothing though.

      --
      Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
  5. Re:What operating systems does it work on? by stephenisu · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why grep not working for ya?

    --
    Sigs? We don't need no stinking sigs!
  6. A whole lot of google stuff already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    However, I'm still waiting for my Google XP 3000+ processor,, Google H1 4wd, Google-Cola Light and McGoogle hamburger.

  7. Answer: by slash-tard · · Score: 3, Funny

    No

    1. Re:Answer: by jtseng · · Score: 2, Funny

      42

      --

      Sanity.html - Error 404 not found

  8. Wow, seems to me .... by nbvb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seems to be like a rehash of the AltaVista Desktop search ...

    I keep looking at Google and thinking "wow, this is just like AltaVista, without the death spiral!" :-)

  9. site:localhost search by opec · · Score: 2, Funny
  10. Big Brother Google... by WwWonka · · Score: 2, Funny

    Their insurgence into all aspects of our technology is scaring me. Then again it would be nice to have an index of everything so we could do a verbal search for common everyday items:

    "Google, find my car keys."

    "Thank you sir,
    Google World has located them at:
    right where you left them when you came home smashed at 2:30am last night from the titty bars."

  11. Antitrust settlement by Karamchand · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google should ask Microsoft for information it has to provide according to the antitrust settlement so that Google's own program can interoperate with Windows as good as Microsoft's!

  12. What? by mrbcs · · Score: 2, Funny
    So now people will have absolutely no incentive to organize their files. Just put em all in the root and let the search find em..

    Is it me or they just trying to really dumb down computers?

    I have 100 gigs on my server and I can find shit I put in there 5 years ago in about 2 minutes or less. I guess some people just aren't organized ;-)

    Is this next? http://ergopod.ca/images/googlekeys1.jpg

    This image was on fark but I can't find it now. See how long before my server gets /.'d

    --
    I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot.
  13. g2g? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Once you have a directory of the contents of everyone's harddrive, you're halfway to one hell of a peer-to-peer network.

  14. That's nothing. by JasonMaggini · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now, when Google can tell me where I put my keys, then I'll be impressed.

  15. I'd use it by broothal · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hope the image search will include a "safe mode" like the "real" google image search to filter out explicit nudity. I mean - my girlfriend uses my computer as well - and if she found those pictures I've stored in " ./ ../. /ex-girlfriends/" I'm toast.

    I mean - if this was on a *nix system, it would index only the files I've got read permissions to. But on a windows system, there's no such (working) thing, so it would index everything. Could this pose a problem in a multiuser environment? Not to mention temporary files?

    By the way - my girlfriend doesn't read slashdot.

  16. Re:Competing with Microsoft? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 2, Funny

    "NYT claims the Google PC search competes with Microsoft's"

    The more important question: can it compete with grep?

  17. The *nix way ... by phoxix · · Score: 4, Funny
    grep -r $dir -I -H -n -e "foobar"
    a) it really works
    b) have fun!

    Sunny Dubey
  18. Look out for the family of the biologist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    who named the puffin bird. I'm sure they'll want a cut of the IPO for the use of the name.

  19. Re:I can't frickin' wait by Petronius · · Score: 4, Funny

    yeah, once they cluster your box with theirs (i.e. copy your files), the searches will be fast.

    --
    there's no place like ~
  20. I'm holding out for... by mabu · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Google Booty-bar, which searches your address book late and night and lists womens' numbers that are interested in getting together.

  21. Re:Actually yes by jgerry · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you have followed Microsoft developments around Longhorn you might have noticed that search is one of the top priority features...

    Excellent! So I can have proper searching in 2008.

  22. The Browser Formerly Known As... by Landaras · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, Puffin is not the next name of your favorite email client

    But how do we know it's not the next name of my favorite web browser?

    - Neil Wehneman

  23. RFID tag by Barbarian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just RFID tag everything from now on, and have well-placed readers in your house.

  24. Re:What operating systems does it work on? by molarmass192 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not only that, the application is code named "Puffin". Hmmm, black and white bird that lives in cold climates and eats fish ... sounds vaguely familiar to me.

    --

    Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws-Plato
  25. Re:Lotus Magellan for my linux server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pay for software?

    Obviously a new guy.

  26. ...and all you need is... by evil-osm · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...10,000 Linux systems connected to your local system and it will all run snappy ;)

    --


    E.

    Never rub another man's rhubarb - The Joker
  27. Gulp! by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 2, Funny
    Wonder whether they'll start serving me ads based on my hard drive contents...

    I hope not... That could get embarassing!

    OTOH, I might finally get word about those wild lesbian orgies in my area that I've heretofore only found out about after the fact.
    --
    Who did what now?
    1. Re:Gulp! by Romeozulu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why would you care about "lesbian orgies"? You're a guy? I don't get it?

  28. Re:I can't frickin' wait by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
    That is to say, Google's utility won't cut your search time to 20 minutes just because they have better code.

    I don't know about that... it used to take me several months to find a document on the Internet when I had to download and grep the entire World Wide Web. My bandwidth bills were astronomical. Since I started using Google, I can now find the same files in a few milliseconds. I say they have much better code than my old "wget -r http://*.*|grep foo".

  29. Will it display text ads? by arhca · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will Google scan my text files and display relevant text ads? Gasp!

  30. Re:Microsoft will Lose by HolyCoitus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah, yes, the ease of using Microsoft "products".

    --
    That's scary.
  31. Puffin by KanSer · · Score: 2, Funny

    It may not be my favorite e-mail client, but puffin is definitely my favorite past-time.

    (Weed you fools)

    --
    • MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward Wednesday April 20, @4:20