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SETI@home Turns Five Today

mfh writes "Five years ago today, SETI@home launched a comprehensive program to search for Extra Terrestrial life in the universe, using millions of home computers to help compile useful data that could some day lead to the discovery of advanced extra terrestrial life. Since inception, SETI@home has found 2,568 persistent Gaussians, possible radio transmissions from a distant planet. SETI began in 1960 with the efforts of Cornell University astronomer Frank Drake, whose Project Ozma became the first modern SETI experiment in history."

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  1. obligatory space balls quote by Steve_Jobs_HNIC · · Score: 5, Funny

    "we ain't found shit!"

  2. Let's get it out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our new Gaussian overlords!

  3. Five years, eh? by bobhagopian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those bastards I'm competing against have accumulated thousands of years of credits.

  4. Boring by N3koFever · · Score: 5, Funny

    I ran SETI@home for months but I got bored when I didn't find any aliens. What's the point of the game?

  5. And - obligatory userfriendly by spellraiser · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... here

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  6. and.. by MasTRE · · Score: 5, Funny

    In related news, ET turns 22 today

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  7. Re:Defect by dumeinst · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet the aliens have better computers. When we find them, they'll be able to simulate all that protein folding in SECONDS.

  8. A new project by millahtime · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe we need to redirect SETI. We should spend all computing cycles finding intelegent life in Washington.

    1. Re:A new project by gears5665 · · Score: 5, Funny

      As voters, we only have ourselves to blame.

  9. Aah, the memories... by Stack_13 · · Score: 5, Funny
    This reminds me of the time when I was *really* enthusiatic about Seti@home. Having a shell account on a university mainframe, I devised a clever script which launched setiathome client every night at 8 PM, and terminated them at 8 AM.

    Problem was that something went slightly wrong with the Solaris server resulting in a crash of the server. This was probably unrelated to my setiathome processes (?), but one of the memory dump files had my user ID on them. Nearly lost my privileges - luckily the university IT folks were kind enough to let me off with just a warning.

  10. Re:Defect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    20% to aliens, 80% to cancer research and 20% to medically related research
    I've dedicated 103% of my CPU time to selecting three numbers that actually add up to 100%...
  11. Re:Top Secret by mrzaph0d · · Score: 5, Funny

    what's really weird, is when you decode what they're saying it works out to "i-d-10-t", which is the same as an error code i got from the tech support desk..

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  12. my best gag ever. by joper90 · · Score: 5, Funny

    readining this reminds me of my best joke on a work mate ever.

    He was always forever installing bloody seti on every machine server in the building..

    So i played a joke, installed a app on his machine which at random points (i controlled) ping up and say it had found a singnal etc etc etc.. i used the seti gfx etc etc.

    He got really excited, so of course we went one stage further.. The seti app told him that the signals were getting sent off for analysis, and someone would contact him shortly.

    We then (other had now joined in) continued to make him jump out of his seat and explain "its happened again." while the rest of tried to stop laughing.

    So an spoofed email address was setup and we emailed him from seti.. told him they were getting looked at etc..

    Over the period of a couple of weeks we got the noise off the film contact, and mixed it with white noies.. luckly he had not seen contact. it started off really quite quiet in the background, and each email it got better and more and more clearer.

    It was genuis.. we couldn't stop laughing.. he was telling his friend family etc etc etc that hed discovered possible alien life contact..

    Of course.. we then relised we had gone slighly too far and had to tell him..

    he was not a happy bunny..

  13. Re:i hate to say it... by Stevyn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um, the aliens have those cures. that's why we're looking for them

    DUH!

  14. Re:Possible radio transmission? by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Does anyone know anything more about "possible radio transmissions from a distant planet"?

    All they got so far was this:

    "Dear sentient:

    Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Altair IV Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of 47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand Rigellian quatloos) into your accounts [...]"