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Battery Development Off The Beaten Path

Roland Piquepaille writes "Let's face it. Our computing devices are going faster year after year. But our laptop batteries don't show the same performance improvement. They still work only for a few hours, just a little bit more than ten years ago. Several companies want to change this, according to this UPI report, 'Nanotechnology improving energy options.' For example, mPhase Technologies plans to introduce smart batteries based on millions of silicon nanotube electrodes. These nanobatteries, to be introduced before the end of 2005, will last longer than traditional ones and will be respectful of our environment. Meanwhile, Konarka Technologies wants to reduce the weight of batteries with its flexible solar-fueled nanobatteries. You'll find more details and pictures in this overview."

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  1. XXX Small :) by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you need nano-tweazers to replace your battery then ??

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    1. Re:XXX Small :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, and you need an awful lot of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cells to run a laptop.

  2. Why not nuclear batteries? by Brain+Stew · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have always wondered why nuclear batteries have not been used in more electronics. They last practically forever!

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  3. Come again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "These nanobatteries, to be introduced before the end of 2005, will last longer than traditional ones and will be respectful of our environment."

    What odd grammar. "Can you not see I am respectful of the environment?! Do not disrepect the spirits of your elders, buy Mr. Power Extra Subueteo Batteries now!"

  4. I only have a power cord... by gmletzkojr · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... you insensitive clod!

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  5. Genetics is the key by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they could only make smaller hamsters, they could fit more in each battery. Thankfully we can plan on having nano-hamsters any day now thanks to the wonders of genetic engineering!

    1. Re:Genetics is the key by Raptor+CK · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are smaller hamsters. The thing is, each one still needs to eat, and still then there's the issue of hamster urine.

      Not fun.

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  6. Mr. Sparkle? by Akardam · · Score: 1, Funny

    "These nanobatteries, to be introduced before the end of 2005, will last longer than traditional ones and will be respectful of our environment."

    Heh. I read this and immediately thought of the Simpsons episode with Mr. Sparkle. "Can you not see I am disrespectfull of dirt!"

  7. d'oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    i can picture tryin to tell my girlfriend that the remote control takes Nanno AAA not alpha AA

  8. Re:small problem by tamasis · · Score: 3, Funny
    Does anyone else see a problem with a battery that requires a voltage change in order to provide power? Will we need old fashioned batteries for our new high-tech batteries?


    Nope, just go outside and wait until the lightning strucks it.
  9. Re:small problem by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the same thing with alternators with field coils rather than permanent magnets. You need a small current flow before they'll generate any power. (Always know what kind your car has before trying to push-start it with a dead battery .. for several miles.)

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  10. Not Free by keoghp · · Score: 2, Funny

    One thing is for certain, they won't give these batteries away. If they tried to no one would take them...

    Imagine "Battery sir... no charge"

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  11. 'Nanotechnology improving energy options.' by the_skywise · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do I have a vision of tiny little robots running on thousands of little treadmills...

    Oh wait, that's a perpetual motion machine...

  12. Re:Hybrids? by Gramie2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's too bad nobody has found an effective way to "resuse" the heat generated by laptops to recharge the batteries.

    Say hello to Mr. Entropy!

  13. battery? shamattery! by msolnik · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just use pocket fusion!

  14. Re:Lagging behind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Tell me about it. Duke and the rest of the Joe team had their Broadcast Energy Transmitter working way back in 1986. Sure work on it was stalled by a Cobra attack and world genocide plan from Cobra-La, but you think they could come up with something in the 18 years since then.

  15. Add Nano to Your Product Today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1. Boring, but important technology
    2. Boring tech + "nano"
    3. Profit!!!

  16. You're looking in the wrong places by bahamat · · Score: 3, Funny
    Let's face it. Our computing devices are going faster year after year. But our laptop batteries don't show the same performance improvement.

    Last year I had an 800mhz AMD Duron Sony Vaio that lasted about 45 minutes on battery (if I was lucky).
    This year I have an iBook G4 with a battery that lasts 4-7 hours. I'd call that a performance improvement.
  17. Well, why not... by devphaeton · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...a giant horse water trough full of water and algae, on wheels? We read about Electric Algae yesterday on /., right? DO WE FORGET SO SOON? :oP

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  18. environment? by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 2, Funny

    These nanobatteries, to be introduced before the end of 2005, will last longer than traditional ones and will be respectful of our environment.

    I miss the good old days, when you could chuck a battery into the woods and melt the skin off passing wildlife. Yeah, those were the days.

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  19. Re:Induction Charging by ashot · · Score: 2, Funny

    alright, who modded this interesting, raise your hand

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  20. Re:Because consumers can't handle them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In 1985 you might be able to get plutonium from your local corner store, but here in 2004 it's a little harder to come by!

  21. How a bout potatoes ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    http://www.quantumscientific.com/pclock.html
    How many to run my laptop?