No $50 iPod Clone From Microsoft
dncsky1530 writes "In a previous Slashdot story, the Denver Post ran an article talking about a portable music player that would have the look and feel of an iPod. Microsoft stated that they will not be manufactoring such a device, Mehdi, "I've spent time with a bunch of hardware manufacturers who will launch hardware products when we ship our service that will look and feel as good as the iPod product. And they will undoubtedly be a little bit less expensive and so head-to-head against Apple...""
40$ one time activation fee ...
5$ monthly subscribtion fee
2$ download access fee
15$ remote assistance fee
5$ for a special software player with XP look
Microsoft reiterated that they are not backing away from their original assertion that the device has the "feel and the look of an iPod". The only notable difference is the guts are from Sony
If you think
We've found the answer to step 2, finally!
1.) Announce fantastic unbelievable product
2.) Retract announcement (formerly ???)
3.) Profit from the 2 days of free publicity
wooooo!
Imagine that!
Maybe at $25, people could afford an iPod clone. But $50 is ridiculous.
Divine Brown.
Signed,
Hugh Grant
What could cost $50 and still be as good as the iPod??
A stolen iPod?
Does Clippy retrieve the playlists?
If you think
Seen the interfaces for Server 2003 and XP? They rock, plain and simple.
Ah, you must have straggled in from winsupersite.com.
Hold on to your toque, my friend, I have a feeling things are about to get rough for you.
...because they failed to account for human resources required by the team responsible for porting Clippy to an embedded device.
The real question is...how many service packs would it take to get the OS on a microsoft device to be "top notch?"
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Please pay more attention to important news stories, Denver Post. Don't let that "fact checking" thing get in your way. The people must know.
It's called the XPod, and a thorough and unbiased review is available here.
Microsoft just needs to modify this ad a little. iPod Parody with Ballmer
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