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No $50 iPod Clone From Microsoft

dncsky1530 writes "In a previous Slashdot story, the Denver Post ran an article talking about a portable music player that would have the look and feel of an iPod. Microsoft stated that they will not be manufactoring such a device, Mehdi, "I've spent time with a bunch of hardware manufacturers who will launch hardware products when we ship our service that will look and feel as good as the iPod product. And they will undoubtedly be a little bit less expensive and so head-to-head against Apple...""

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  1. 50 for the player, but probably by rd4tech · · Score: 5, Funny

    40$ one time activation fee
    5$ monthly subscribtion fee
    2$ download access fee
    15$ remote assistance fee
    5$ for a special software player with XP look ...

    1. Re:50 for the player, but probably by CountBrass · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the kicker? You have to re-activate it if you plug in a different set of headphones.

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    2. Re:50 for the player, but probably by DoctorDeath · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget the $100 it will cost you to upgrade to version1.2

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    3. Re:50 for the player, but probably by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...having to re-encode your entire music collection into wma format: priceless.

      There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Microsoft.

    4. Re:50 for the player, but probably by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 3, Funny
      40$ one time activation fee
      5$ monthly subscribtion fee
      2$ download access fee
      15$ remote assistance fee
      5$ for a special software player with XP look ...
      Illegally downloaded MP3s, free.
      Paying the RIAA every last dime you have as a settlement, priceless.

      For everything else, there's MasterCard.

    5. Re:50 for the player, but probably by NullPhi · · Score: 3, Funny

      meh, I think I'll bite... the "minor" upgrades for OSX do more than a major update of windoze.

  2. Partly True. by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft reiterated that they are not backing away from their original assertion that the device has the "feel and the look of an iPod". The only notable difference is the guts are from Sony

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  3. I've discovered step 2!!! by bobbabemagnet · · Score: 4, Funny

    We've found the answer to step 2, finally!

    1.) Announce fantastic unbelievable product
    2.) Retract announcement (formerly ???)
    3.) Profit from the 2 days of free publicity

    wooooo!

  4. Look and Feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Microsoft developing a product that has the "look and feel" of an Apple product?

    Imagine that!

  5. $50 is too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe at $25, people could afford an iPod clone. But $50 is ridiculous.

  6. Re:not suprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Divine Brown.

    Signed,

    Hugh Grant

  7. Re:not suprised by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 5, Funny

    What could cost $50 and still be as good as the iPod??

    A stolen iPod?

  8. $50? by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does Clippy retrieve the playlists?

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    1. Re:$50? by kunudo · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Clippy touches my playlists, I'l bend him into a lockpick.

  9. Re:One word: Baseless. by MochaMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seen the interfaces for Server 2003 and XP? They rock, plain and simple.

    Ah, you must have straggled in from winsupersite.com.

    Hold on to your toque, my friend, I have a feeling things are about to get rough for you.

  10. The Denver Post underestimated the cost... by mfivis · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...because they failed to account for human resources required by the team responsible for porting Clippy to an embedded device.

  11. Re:I hope they bring such a product out by maxgoof · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real question is...how many service packs would it take to get the OS on a microsoft device to be "top notch?"

  12. No $50 iPod Clone From Microsoft by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 5, Funny

    And in other news:

    No $2500 Diablo Clone From Toyota

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  13. Attn Denver Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Other important news stories you missed this week:

    Chihuahua's are actually large rats, not dogs, thanks to DNA testing

    Rumsfeld banned digital cameras in Iraq

    "Mission Accomplished!"

    Please pay more attention to important news stories, Denver Post. Don't let that "fact checking" thing get in your way. The people must know.

  14. Yes, they have. by grahamlee · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's called the XPod, and a thorough and unbiased review is available here.

  15. Free Ad by Sinful_Shirts · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft just needs to modify this ad a little. iPod Parody with Ballmer