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More Cringley on Linux Embedded Hardware Hacking

enrico_suave writes "I , Cringley on Linux hardware hacking (the good kind). Some neat points on what enterprising individuals are doing with Hauppauge MediaMVP streaming content settop box/client thingie." The story is mostly about Micro ISPs, including a few choice digs on Slashdot readers.

90 comments

  1. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...does every single Cringely article make front page lately??

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I, Dunno.

    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Offtopic? No, no.. like "I, Cringley". Get it?

      Man, if only the "preview" feature featured a cool-o-meter or confuse-o-meter to warn me before I posted. Then the post would never have existed, and it wouldn't have possibly been off-topic.

      If only I were posting the message via a hacked MediaMVP box. Then I'd be on-topic.

      If only the "subject" text field were labeled "topic", and my cursor was placed over that field. Then I'd be on-topic.

      But I digress... :-)

    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry dude, I found it moderately funny. At least it wasn't another tired cliche or other typically bad attempts at humour that pass for "+5, Funny" at this site.

    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the guy talks shit .. he's a self appointed techno visionary who thinks he knows stuff the rest of us don't. At least in the fifties these guys did impressive flying car artwork. He's also some kind of an arrogant elitist. He thinks he knows solutions to problems without doing full research or considering all the points in a fair and balanced manner. Not only that, he's xenophobic too.. read some of his previous articles.

      Oh yeah mod me down for telling the truth.

    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with everything you said, but what the fuck was that bit about flying car artwork ??

    6. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing just a joke about visionary driven futures. I'm pissed we dont have flying cars!

      The xenophobia comment was because of this article:

      http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit2004012 2. html

      Like many people, Cringely doesnt understand economics, free trade, or anything like that.

      What next, a call to ban industrial robotics or mechanized farming? Ultimately, he's asking to restrict where people choose to buy their goods and services from. What's wrong with Indians competing for work, are they supposed to starve and die? If they are choosing to do it for less obviously the work is more important to them.
      I mean you cant even point to IT workers having to work for really low wages here. McDonald's workers seem to have no prob working hard (arguably harder than IT workers) for dirt cheap salaries.

      Through free trade much of the world is propering. There has been an overall quiet worldwide improvement in people's quality of life.

    7. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lately? When's the last time one of his columns didn't make it to the front page here? Always followed by comments exactly like yours but that are also moderated up by the wizards with moderator points as funny. Real knee slapper of a post there pal.

    8. Re:Why? by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      I've gotta ask. Do you ACs just sit in a discussion and constantly hit reload to see if anyone replies or your comment gets moderated? Is your time that worthless?

    9. Re:Why? by jherekc · · Score: 1

      uh, no, you just get an email from slashdot telling you when someone replies to a post

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    10. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you just get an email from slashdot telling you when someone replies

      Not when you post AC.

    11. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      really?

    12. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      really?

      Well, I never do.

  2. hardware hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...on Linux hardware hacking (the good kind)...

    Is there any *other* kind?

  3. Good use of resources by caffeinefiend · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I must say, I am impressed by the Hauppauge device. It has really good functionality and a not-too-bad price tag. These exploits are really pretty interesting, and I am surprised that it took so long for them to become mainstream. I figure that it is only a matter of time before people start building specialized devices like the Hauppauge. Overall, this is one of those nifty hacks that I love.

    1. Re:Good use of resources by Racal+Vadic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you have one of these boxes, maybe you can answer this:

      OK, it's got a 300 MHz PowerPC. Does it have a BDM or JTAG port, or a monitor in ROM? In other words, when I accidentally scrag the firmware in flash, is it a brick now or is there a recovery path to get it bootable again?

    2. Re:Good use of resources by Racal+Vadic · · Score: 3, Informative

      The web knows everything.

      Looks like it just has tftp/bootp in ROM, so it can't run standalone. But at least that also means it's real easy to recover if you screw up!
      It would be insanely great to get GDB set up to attach remote processes running on the MVP.

  4. WRT54G on sale ($56.50 or $66.50) at Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The famed router seems to be (unless I'm missing something) on sale for $66.49 at Amazon.com, and a $10 rebate is available as well, taking it down to about $56.49. Free shipping.

    Pretty cool price considering most of your other options.

    1. Re:WRT54G on sale ($56.50 or $66.50) at Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      WRT54G with the WPC54G wireless card is quite buggy, expect random wireless disconnects and problems all the time no matter what driver/firmware combo you use. Linksys has still not fixed this problem.

  5. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that his picture? Bloggers keep getting younger and younger. How long until we get the first fetus weblog?

    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      From embarrassment?

    2. Re:Wow by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Or a live fetus webcam.

      -

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    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very soon. The first message will be, of course, "Get me out of here!"

      The second message will be, "Hey, this channel is pretty cool...what?! I won't return until my late teens? Put me back in!"

      Of course, this will be overshadowed by the nationwide debate and uproar as to whether such blogging constitutes an exercise of free speech or the ramblings of a coherent group of cells, simply based on whether or not the fetus is considered a person or not. Grand.

    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's his SON who DIED

      No, that's a fresh one.

  6. Because.... by IcEMaN252 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...nobody RTFAs anyways, and we think its cool to talk about cheap Linux boxes?

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  7. But wait a sec... by jwcorder · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If I am going to pay 80 bucks for the Hauppage device, I might as well pay 20 more and get another TIVO. Or for 109 bucks, you can get a refurbished Xbox. Little hacking on it, and you have the perfect media center PC.

    I am not discrediting the Hauppage device as it sounds really cool. But for 80 bucks I think I would compare the other devices in this category and find a better alternative. IMO that is.

    --
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    1. Re:But wait a sec... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Effort is the thing. XBox needs a HW hack, Tivo needs a subscription. MediaMVP needs little effort, and a PC makes a better Tivo anyways (web admin rocks). And I can fit a pantload more storage in a tower than I can in a Tivo or an XBox.

    2. Re:But wait a sec... by enrico_suave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " If I am going to pay 80 bucks for the Hauppage device, I might as well pay 20 more and get another TIVO. Or for 109 bucks, you can get a refurbished Xbox. Little hacking on it, and you have the perfect media center PC.

      I am not discrediting the Hauppage device as it sounds really cool. But for 80 bucks I think I would compare the other devices in this category and find a better alternative. IMO that is."

      ah.... but the rub there is the 13 beans a month (or 300 beans for lifetime of the "unit" subscription) and if you are one of the tinfoil hat folks, well say no more =). Setup a MediaMVP with GB-PVR (or get one of those myth client hax being worked on ) and use a 90 dollar hardware encoder/tuner card in your existing PC and you've got PVR goodness for around 170 beans (plus shipping) and no subscription. You also get expanded functionality that you have to pay EXTRA for with Tivo's "home media option", bah! Granted ReplayTV is a little bit better off in that arena, but you are still on the hook for subscription fees.

      Note: I have a tivo and love it, but I've seen this combo outlined above as a viable option. *Shrug* ymmv.

      FWIW a regular user on my site did a review of the hauppauge MediaMVP and a new writeup about using it with GBPVR (instead of the default software) is coming "soon".

      hey, it's a different option, and it's not for everybody... but I'll be watching what the mediamvp hackers come up with... reminds me of the good old iopener/websurfer days =)

      e.

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    3. Re:But wait a sec... by einer · · Score: 1

      If I am going to pay 80 bucks for the Hauppage device, I might as well pay 20 more and get another TIVO. Or for 109 bucks, you can get a refurbished Xbox. Little hacking on it, and you have the perfect media center PC.

      Tivo and Xbox are not even close to the same device. Your comparing apples to wart removal cream. The tivo actually encodes video and serves it up for you to watch later. With a good amount of effort (no it's not easy and there are at least 4 truly ugly gotchas) you can convert an Xbox into a media display unit. It's definitely NOT A RECORDER though.

    4. Re:But wait a sec... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >"Tivo needs a subscription"

      False.

      From the TiVo site; "TiVo service is required and is available for $12.95 per month or $299 for Product Lifetime." http://www.tivo.com/2.0.asp

    5. Re:But wait a sec... by louden+obscure · · Score: 1

      ...XBox needs a HW hack...

      no it doesn't, unless you consider cutting and soldering two cables together a hardware hack. the most effort i expended for the buffer overflow hack was locating a compatible usb flash stick.

      it was trivial to network xebian into my NAT server and set up ssh. i need to read up on network media streaming though. and a nice NTSC friendly interface/desktop would be nice. jeeze, what do i want for free? and i still can attempt to beat my grandkids at spongebob saves bikini bottom (i am still ahead with 75 golden spatulas, but they're closing the gap fast!) and i'm still trying to beat GTA (the grandkids are not allowed to play this at my house), and halo2 is just around the corner...damn ADD...
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    6. Re:But wait a sec... by DaveCrim · · Score: 1

      The person who wants this device doesn't want another TIVO. I want one TIVO (or a PC, it doesn't matter) collecting the programs in one location and several remote play back units, one at each TV. That way I can watch what ever program I am currently interested in at what ever location I am currently at. So can the rest of my family.

      I currently have a DirecTV TIVO and a little unit that sends the output to a remote location. It works great as long as we don't want to watch one program upstairs and a different one down stairs. When the kids get a little older this will become a problem.

      Multiple TIVO's means I will have to worry about which unit records which programs. One central unit with loads of storage and distributed play back capabilities is exactly what I want.

  8. Hauppauge MVP encoding? by SendBot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the article:

    "... the MVP is attracting attention from people who want to alter its firmware.

    This is a very different device from the wireless router. For one thing, it has hardware MPEG video encoding and decoding."

    There's no mention of video encoding on the official product site. Is this an error, or is there a hack that allows for it?

  9. MediaMVP alternative firmware? by tji · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I did some Google searches, but didn't turn up any 'hacked' firmware options for the MediaMVP. Can anyone suggest any links?

    Does the MediaMVP support streaming of DVD VOB files from a file server?

    1. Re:MediaMVP alternative firmware? by randomErr · · Score: 5, Informative

      The forum below might have more of the information your looking for:

      http://www.shspvr.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=38

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  10. MediaMVP - Video Encoding? by tji · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the Cringely article, he mentions:
    For one thing, it has hardware MPEG video encoding and decoding

    I don't think this is correct. According the the Happauge site, the MediaMVP has hardware decoding, but does no encoding (it doesn't even have audio/video inputs, only outputs). They only talk about acquiring video in the context of their WinTV products, some of which have hardware MPEG2 encoders.

    It still looks like a cool device for SDTV use. But, I am waiting for one that supports at least component 480P output (preferably 720P or 1080i) and digital audio output for DD5.1 support.

    1. Re:MediaMVP - Video Encoding? by cmj · · Score: 1

      One such device already exists and runs Linux. See Roku Labs HD1000.

  11. I'd like to point out by ProudClod · · Score: 4, Interesting

    that some companies get away with using GPL code illegally in their hardware projects.

    See BusyBox's hall of shame here:

    http://www.busybox.net/shame.html

    May I suggest that we at /. give these companies a little trouble. Seems like an open and shut case to me.

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    1. Re:I'd like to point out by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 3, Informative

      and the Hauppauge MVP is among those on the list

    2. Re:I'd like to point out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct action to "give them trouble" is for the copyright holder to exercise his lawful and contractual rights and sue.

      Otherwise, put up or shut up. The more of this shit people like you suggest and pull, the less companies use Linux. Several companies are going to BSD for this exact reason--no flaming idiots to clog up their support lines acting like young MS brats claiming license violations.

      Worse, it seems busybox.net's list isn't up to date. Should be a nice case for libel.

  12. RTFLINK (DONT CLICK) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The link sets p=the+query and q=some other site. Clever but not enough.

  13. Here is how I handle it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I own a small development shop. Here is how I handle it -

    (1) Build a static library containing the GPL'd code you want.
    (2) Link against it.
    (3) Don't tell anyone what you did and claim the code is 100% yours.
    (4) Profit!!

  14. s/Cringely/Eugenia/g by Gothmolly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why does this "Cringely" fellow make any kind of news? Is he a producer of code, or hardware, or is he merely a Talking Head that PHBs can quote? In other words, why do we care what he says?

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    1. Re:s/Cringely/Eugenia/g by eyeye · · Score: 1

      And why does he have a picture of an ugly baby on his page.

      Like many parents he seems so proud that he can even reproduce.

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    2. Re:s/Cringely/Eugenia/g by blakestah · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cringely has been a long long long-time column writer for PBS. Back in the day, he was a nobody.

      Then he did this movie, called Triumph of the Nerds, about Microsoft and Apple's foundings. You see, back then, he was still a tech writer, and he met with Apple in their garage, and knew Bill Gates when he wasn't worth much. He tracks them and personal computer's rise.

      He is quite interested to technophiles, and that is a columnist's job. He gets people interested, reading, and writing about his ideas. He's probably the best technical writer around (I certainly think so - I started reading him around when the nerds movie came out).

      If you haven't seen the movie, you may find it interesting, and free on PBS.

    3. Re:s/Cringely/Eugenia/g by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Read this article and maybe you'll see why he is so excited. Speaking as a father and someone who has followed Cringely's columns for awhile, I am glad to hear he now has a second chance at fatherhood.

      I can't imagine losing one of my babies...

  15. Straight from his site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    "On Why You Should Pay Any Attention to Him

    When it comes to information technology, I know what I am talking about. Twenty years in and around the PC business have earned me wisdom, if not wealth. It's not that I am so smart, but that my friends are smart. The best and brightest in Silicon Valley talk to me all the time. It's my job to sift through their thoughts for valuable bits to share with you. But wait, if I am so great, why is this service free? Good question! Maybe it's time to renegotiate my contract with PBS."

    He's a sort of consultant/analyst person who appears on TV shows, writes books and more.

    1. Re:Straight from his site by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

      Didn't Cringely work for Apple? IIRC, Cringely mentioned, in his first documentary, that he was one of the first employees for Apple. Certainly he's no Steve Wozniak, but he's a better talking head that most of these glorified armchair pundits.

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  16. Still violating GPL? by h2odragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The BusyBox Hall of Shame lists this device as one of several that is violating the GPL in using BusyBox, and presumably other packages too. Anyone know if Hauppauge is actually doing anything about it?

    1. Re:Still violating GPL? by Alnitak73 · · Score: 5, Informative

      AFAIK, Hauppauge are now complying correctly, they've got the relevant Busybox sources, and also the kernel sources online.

      What's not available are the sources to the IBM proprietary kernel modules for the STB25xx processor's hardware features, nor the client program that runs on the MVP once it's booted.

      However some enterprising individuals have managed to figure out most all of the ioctl(2) interfaces to those modules, and also developed native player software that doesn't depend on the HCW supplied windows server software.

      Personally, I've got a couple of these now, using the mediamvp plugin for VDR (the Linux DVB PVR system) to get both live and recorded digital TV distributed around the house.

      The best link I know of for discussions on using Linux on the MediaMVP are the forums at http://www.shspvr.com/forum/

  17. Not to be an asshole.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    But his name is wrong in the headline... :)

  18. Techno Utopianism by crush · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So Cringely thinks the city of SF is going to start handing out pocket pcs to homeless people?! Right! Homeless people have a hard enough time finding accomodation (and yes, some homeless people would rather be on the street than in "dry" hostels, but there's a significant number that would welcome free, clean accomodation). Central point: given the stretched budgets of cities and states due to the huge Bush tax cuts for the wealthy there won't be a techno utopia any time soon. Comfy speculations from people in silicon towers cheapen the discussion of interesting technologies.

    1. Re:Techno Utopianism by multiplexo · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Christ, the last fucking thing the city of San Francisco needs to do is encourage more homeless people to move to the city by handing out free WiFi access. Of course since most of the homeless are insane or fucked up on drugs the first thing that will happen to their PocketPC is that it will be stolen, lost or sold for a hit of meth or crack.

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    2. Re:Techno Utopianism by crush · · Score: 1

      I can understand your point of view having seen the Embarcadero or whatever the end of Market St. near the ferry terminal is called. I also suspect that WiFi access is not a pressing need and that like you say the PocketPC will be a stealable commodity. The whole "plan" is just goofball. If there is effort/money to be expended it should be directed towards loads more social workers and accomodation.

    3. Re:Techno Utopianism by Forkenhoppen · · Score: 1

      My top problems with his used pocket pc idea:
      - Lithion Ion batteries are used in these types of PDAs, meaning they would need either some place to get free power, or a mod of some type to use regular batteries. Either way, I doubt they could afford them on their own

      - Second prong of the previous problem; lithium ion batteries have a limited lifetime. Who's going to pay for replacement batteries?

      - You need to sync a pocket pc somewhere every once in a while to back up information (like phone numbers, phone software itself, etc) so that if the power goes out on a unit, it isn't gone forever. (Changing a battery, for instance, would require a sync before and after) Who's going to provide these sync pcs, while assuring the privacy of this information?

      - Most of the used pocket pcs donated would not come equipped with wireless capabilities. Built-in wireless was not commonplace until recently, and I doubt many people would donate their old wireless cards along with their PDAs (assuming they have one)

      - Any wino worth his salt will tell you that having one of these on him is like asking to get it stolen from him. If he goes to a homeless shelter, there's every chance that others will gang up and beat him up for it. Carrying one of these could well be a liability for the very people it's intended to help.

      - How long before law enforcement starts complaining about these pocket pcs being used for illegal purposes?

      Nice try, Cringley, but I think it needs a little more work. Maybe if there were dedicated hardware built, it could fly, but as it is, this proposal has more holes in it than a ... well ... holey thingy.

    4. Re:Techno Utopianism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they hand them out then I can get a Pocket PC for a fifth of booze!
      Homeless people are homeless because of personal defect, not lack of PDAs.

    5. Re:Techno Utopianism by mi · · Score: 1

      But San Francisco is all about utopias... Decades of the Federal Government being the city's main employer left those people with much stranger ideas of what is possible, and what's desirable.

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  19. Avoid the MVP, just misses the mark. by Pinback · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have an MVP, and I wouldn't reccomend them. If Hauppage had used a CPU one model farther up the product line, they'd have AC3 decode.

    The evening I figured out that all my MPEGs with AC3 audio weren't going to produce audio, I was very unhappy.

    The video looked great, and people have even put together software to allow serving files from Linux, but without audio, its a waste.

    Pinback

    1. Re:Avoid the MVP, just misses the mark. by enrico_suave · · Score: 2, Informative

      *shrug*

      some enterprising folks in shs's forum have a pass through working (looks like anyhow). It's probably not for the feint of heart though =)

      It's not the processor speed, but probablly licensing/DMCA like buggery that the MVP doesn't do AC3 *shrug* but I could be off base on that...

      Soo are you selling yours? =)

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  20. Another kernel violation.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From a recent post to a mailing list click

  21. Technically... by msimm · · Score: 1

    Hostels are *not* homeless shelters, which I'm assuming you must have ment. Not trying to be a smart ass, I've worked at one (in multiple capacities) for years and this is a common misconception (unless you consider european student/vagabonds travelling abroad homeless..I guess that would do ;)).

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  22. Maybe it's just me... by symbolset · · Score: 1
    But there's something absurd about using an obfuscated interface on an embedded device to allow it to boot linux -- but only from a Windows host.

    obligatory: beowulf cluster of all your STB belong to us - Darl.

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    1. Re:Maybe it's just me... by Alnitak73 · · Score: 1

      There's nothing that obsucated about it!

      The boot process is just DHCP/TFTP, although the window's DHCP server uses a non-standard port. However the boot-loader in the MediaMVP supports both that port and the standard DHCP port, anyway.

      Mine boot just fine from ISC dhcpd off my Linux box, you just need to set the TFTP filename to the "dongle.bin" file extracted from the software installer on the HCW site.

  23. s/Enderle/Cringely/g s/Windoze/Linux/g by multiplexo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How can I become a pundit like Cringely or Enderle? Unlike either one of them I've spec'd, built and maintained large, uptime critical systems in high intensity environments. The stuff I was responsible for came in on time, on budget and worked.


    Of course the same could be said for thousands of /. readers who log in here every day. What do I have to do so I can stop working and start being a technopundit? Do I need to have an extra Chutpah organ inserted into my chest? Executive level hair? Immune system tolerance to high levels of bullshit? What damnit! What? I'm tired of working for a living!

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  24. Re:Imagine by daniel23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    this is just like the saying goes:

    only on /. can the very first post be modded redundant.

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  25. Re:s/Enderle/Cringely/g s/Windoze/Linux/g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not link to some of your writings and commentaries and, if they are good and insightful, perhaps you will become the pundit you apparently dream of being. In case you were unaware, columnists and writers aren't tapped on the shoulder by Big Media and asked out of the blue to become experts, they actually develop their craft, just as you have, and come up through the system on the merits of their work.

    As it stands, you merely sound like an envious, whining moron. Good luck!

  26. Re:s/Enderle/Cringely/g s/Windoze/Linux/g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you see, your problem is that you're overqualified for the job of not working.

    Signs that you are overqualified for not working:

    1. Have you studied the field of logic? If you have any rigorous understanding of analyzing arguments for validity, then you're overqualified for not working.
    2. Do you have competency in at least one technical area that allows you to determine if an argument is sound? If you can spot a false premise about one or more fields, then you're overqualified for not working.
    3. Are you a trained engineer? (Note: This does not include fake people that call themselves Software Engineers. If you've had training in engineering, you will know it.) If you are then your expertise in analyzing problems and applying the scientific method and engineering principles to solving them in cost-efficient, timely, and safe ways means that you are overqualified for not working.

    See, not working requires a special absence of skills. Once they have been acquired, only mild to severe brain damage can ever return hope that you too, can get a job of not working.

    Only when you can be blatantly and wholly wrong about most things on a relevant basis in front of an undefined by arbitrarily large group of people, some subset of which will actually understand what you're talking about, can you have the vision necessary to setup deals with VA to get Slashdot to frontpage every one of your ignorant articles, so the resulting shitstorm of anger will massively increase hits for both you and Slashdot! See? You have to be completely oblivious to the subject at hand, so you can post absolute nonsense without shame and subsequently profit from socially-engineering people that see through it!

    You're overqualified! You try to solve the problem! You're not just trying to make money!

  27. TIVO price is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you can buy a TIVO box for $100, but then add another $300 to make it functional.

    The $100 is pretty much close to bait and switch although I'd argue that everybody in the universe knows you've got to pay $400 for a TIVO.

  28. FYI by trainsnpep · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's pronounced Hophog. A lot of towns (here) on Long Island have Native American names....

    - Mike

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  29. New g Routers at Computex Taipei by Darth+Cider · · Score: 1

    Some new wireless routers shown at Computex Taipei:
    Gen-WAN
    OvisLink
    Well Communication
    Xavi
    Minitar
    WebPro
    SENAO
    Amigo

  30. Dig! by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While the Slashdot crowd argued about what is or isn't technically or legally possible,

    He's right, the revolution will not be slashdotted...

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  31. Requests for functionality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some requests for Hauppauge MVP:

    1. PRoxy server that allows me to hook it to a server on the internet...to view remote files on someone's eles's computer

    2. Bootable firmware that lets me use it as a general purpose CPU - yes, yes, beowulf cluster...

    3. mini distro that lets me hook this up to an internet connection and use my tv as a web browser

    4. hardware upgrade instructions that let me increase it to 512mb ram and increase the flash memory size.

  32. Just One Flaw by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Throw a wireless router in every Chinese Internet café and you'd bring phone service and Internet to hundreds of thousands of people practically overnight.

    Except all I hear about is the Chinese *closing* Internet cafes as a threat to their system of domination.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."