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Realistic Human Graphics Look Creepy

WellHungMonkey writes "A really interesting read on Slate about how realistic human faces in games and on robots and so on, are not necessarily the way to go -- the brain isn't fooled, it attaches itself easier to Snoopy-like simplicity... Or Lara Croft attributes, but I'm not sure that's the brain talking."

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  1. Curve by mfh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While simplicity is good, as far as mental-recognition goes, taking simplicity to the max is a bad idea, especially when we have the technology to produce quality-driven graphics. You have to stay around the current level of production quality or you will lose audience. A good example of over-simplification for graphics is demonstrated by the terrible reviews given Radical's unsightly (cell shaded) The Hulk PS2 game. So there's subject matter to consider, as The Hulk was a kind of wacky cartoon/comic, but there was always a darker side to it for me. I was disappointed with the semi-recent Hulk movie, but does that mean the game had to suck too?

    For me, a balance of player control with appealing storyline is critical to any video game, and the lack of plausible graphics never helps. Perhaps this could be graphed on a curve or something, but I truly believe there is a balance between all elements of any game or CG film for that matter. Even in film there is still a kind of gameplay, in the physics used and the modes of operations designed to portray the story. Compelling writing fuels the arts, not parlor tricks, so this subject is not exactly cut and dry, by any means... it's very subjective and taste-driven. Another thing to consider is the date that media is designed, because we can all look back at early animation or even live-action special effects and think it looks fake, and the stuff created today will look fake tomorrow. Is there a ceiling to special effects?

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    1. Re:Curve by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, you're right. Just look at tetris (people are STILL playing tetris and it's clones). I think the problems come in when a game is trying to look all realistic and slick but doesn't pull it off very well. Games that are consistant and arn't meant to look realistic by design can still be great games and don't suffer for their lack of shiny graphics.

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    2. Re:Curve by Phisbut · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The worst problems with games these days is that game designers rely on high-quality graphics to appeal to the player, and they practically don't innovate in terms of gameplay.

      The best of games have an interresting gameplay, not superb graphics. Just look at the whole series of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six... they got nice graphics and all, but when you played a shooter once, you played them all. Or even FarCry... how different is that from Doom or Quake or Half-Life with super high-res graphics (that require a video card more powerful than anything actually on the market...).

      Games like Tetris, Super Mario Bros. 3, Final Fantasy and The Sims are superbly good because they innovated in terms of gameplay, not because they have nice graphics.

      Designers are supposed to be artists, not administrators. Right now, they see a genre (say... FPS) and think "I'm gonna make an FPS game that looks so realistic (either graphics or physics or both) that it's gonna be very popular". That is in fact the administrator's point of view. The real Artist should rather think "What hasn't been done yet that would totally appeal to the players?"

      Until that day comes, we'll be stuck with games you'll buy for $50 and then get bored after a week.

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    3. Re:Curve by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Third Law of Game Development states that:

      All games based upon a movie license are terrible and vice versa.

    4. Re:Curve by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 3, Insightful
      when you played a shooter once, you played them all.

      well, that's not really fair. while it's true that games fall into patterns, it wasn't originally because of any foolish marketing scheme, it was because they were valid platforms to progress from.

      take id, for example. they progressed from a cartoony shooter (Wolf3D) to a dark atomosphere (Doom) to an arcade team-combat game (Quake 3 Team arena). they vary pretty widely and give a good deal to the genre.

      it's the same with any other genre, really. you have some games that innovate and are forever benchmarks. you have other games that are extentions of those. and you have those that are cheap imitations, hungry for the bucks.

  2. Yes by slow+train · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is very true. Ventriloquist dummies are the worst.

  3. Umm. They aren't *that* realistic. by untaken_name · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they were, they wouldn't be creepy. That whole sentence about how the brain knows the difference... doesn't that make them not-so-realistic? I mean, I understand that realism is what they're going for, but the tech isn't there yet. I think we all knew that already.

    1. Re:Umm. They aren't *that* realistic. by surreal-maitland · · Score: 5, Insightful
      exactly. they even say that eyes and mouths don't move correctly when the characters speak. the article is very self-contradictory in the sense that it continues to claim that as graphics get more humanlike, they get more creepy, but the creepiness is due to the differences, not the similarities.

      but really, are very realistic paintings of people creepy? (and paintings as realistic as photographs *do* exist) no! why? because they're *realistic*.

      oh, and the author thinks his roomba is cute because it acts sort of like a *pet*. a very stupid and clean pet, but a pet, not a human.

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    2. Re:Umm. They aren't *that* realistic. by haystor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's kind of the point. As they become more realistically human, they require a higher standard for the brain to accept them. The fact is, humans aren't any harder to animate but the brain is much better at noticing the differences. Spaceships look good because the brain doesn't intrinsically recognize the proper shape for a spacehip.

      I'm sure that to pilots a lot of the plane animations in Pearl Harbor looked just wrong. If someone drew a dragon with the ears tapered back along the top of the head instead of out to the side would you immediately notice that as wrong? Now draw a human and move any feature around by half and inch and see what a difference it makes.

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    3. Re:Umm. They aren't *that* realistic. by MyHair · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but the creepiness is due to the differences, not the similarities

      I haven't RTFA, and I took the quote out of context, but that's par for the course.

      Actually I think this similarities make the differences more noticable. It's like if you play two musical notes together, but one is a half-note out of tune it sounds incredibly awful...way more awful than if the notes were a quarter-octive apart and one was out of tune by a half note. Or if you're wearing a red shirt and red pants, but they aren't quite the same color red it's very distracting and annoying.

      I think as the overall effect looks more realistic the tiny differences sour the effect more than they normally would because instead of our imagination filling in the gaps our perceptions keep warning us something ain't right.

      But I'm probably just nitpicking semantics....

    4. Re:Umm. They aren't *that* realistic. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think it's funny how people have taken the "intrinsic divide" as some sort of fact when it is just a theory, one that hasn't really been tested well either.. The reason Dr. Mori is doing his projects is to test that fact. It doesn't matter if people "know" something, and that it is common knowledge. If that knowledge isn't fully tested, then it may not be true.

      I'm not sure I understand what you're getting at. Are you saying that the "Uncanny Valley" might not exist and that people just think they don't like glassy-eyed photo-realistic too-close-to-the-real-thing renditions of humans? It seems to me that the "intrinsic divide" is the observation, and the specifics of the causation of that divide are what are unclearly mapped.

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    5. Re:Umm. They aren't *that* realistic. by Have+Blue · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What seems to be going on is that as you progress from "does not look like a human" to "looks like a human" you have to pass through a "looks like a human corpse" region. The image of the face is perfect, but all sorts of subtle motions and colors are simply not present, a description which also fits the recently deceased to a T. We are naturally repelled by corpses, so the same reflex is triggered.

    6. Re:Umm. They aren't *that* realistic. by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well to be fair to the author it's not like he's unaware of the paradox. He makes it clear that "realistic" graphics just aren't realistic enough to cut it. The insight in the article comes from admitting that a certain amount of simplification and stylization enhance the immersion.

      Remember the scene in "Reservoir Dogs" when the cop gets his ear sliced off? Tarantino shot that scene two ways. The take that didn't make it into the movie included a direct shot of the ear being sliced with the razor blade. During the shoot he thought, "That's it. That's the one." In the editing room he tried it both ways and found that the shot where the camera pulls away was more powerful by far. It gives you enough to know whats going on and then lets your imagination fill in the blanks.

      I can see this notion at work in my own preferences with FPSs. RTCW (and maybe MOHAA, I can't recall off hand) allows the player to render the gun without drawing the hands and I've always chosen this option because the hands look stupid. Compared to hands, guns are easy to render aesthetically. Including an element that can't cut the mustard drags the rest of the frame down.

  4. Re:examples? by Shinglor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is a real person. That model would have been body scanned.

    What makes body scanned CG characters so different to a photo of someone?

  5. In movies too by Jonny_eh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems as though that 'the movies' have been in the uncanny valley for a little while. I thought that "The Hulk" was very realistic, but it was missing 'something'. I didn't care too much about that but it seems as though most people instantly pointed and said "FAKE!". It's like the 90/90 rule. "The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time". We are now in the last 10% of making realistic CGI humans, and it isn't easy!

  6. What about art? by Lispy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If this was true then I really wonder why this doesn't apply to classical art. I mean, if I visit a gallery of the great masters and look into the faces on the paintings I can really attach to it. And so can millions of people. You can see the love, the fear, the hate in these paintings. I know it is not animated but still, humans seem to be capable of creating artificial pictures of themselves. The point, as I see it, is that game developers are just particulary bad at it.

    1. Re:What about art? by lildogie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > I really wonder why this doesn't apply to classical art...
      > The point, as I see it, is that game developers are just particulary bad at it.

      I think you hit it on the head, considering that some artists are also particularly bad at it. (And you typically won't find many paintings by bad artists in the museums. Mostly you see them in the homes of the artists.)

    2. Re:What about art? by banzai51 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Easy. Classical art is static. The art isn't reacting to anything or moving.

  7. Yet More Predictions about What Computers Can't Do by Badam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I read the article, and came away unconvinced.

    I buy the starting premise of the article: that as computer render figures get more human, viewers become harsher judges of the figures. Mario was cute, while the much more lifelike CGI Neo, in the Matrix Reloaded, was stiff and zombielike.

    Since this becomes more true the better the rendering, the Slate writer concludes that computer rendered humans will always look creepy.

    I suspect this is another one of those computers-will-never-be-able-to-act-human arguments. Most people want to reassure themselves that there's something inherently irreproducible about life, and humanity. This desire leads us to predict that computers won't be able to render convincing humans, beat a person at chess, or ever create art.

    My guess is that a decade from now, people will look at predictions like those in the Slate article, and laugh.

    I've seen paintings that look intensely lifelike, so why should such representations be beyond the capabilities of future computers?

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  8. Dunno by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Guess there'd be a market for both realistic and unrealistic human characters in games. Clearly, realistic characters would do very well in RPGs and simulation games like The Sims. Try out the "The Sims 2 Body Editor" for some sense of what to expect from EA soon. It's not bad, nice and realistics. On the other hand, there are games where realistics characters aren't as important, such as FPS games. Who cares about a realistic chin lines on the enemy soldier if you're a few mouse clicks away from turning said realistic character into a corpse with a lovely ragdoll physics system?

    Same thing with movies, some will obviously develop more on a "cartoonish" look, such as anime gone 3d. No matter how hard they try, they can never make a 16 year old school girl with blue hair that can handle a 300 foot robot come over as realistic. Then again, eventually, there will be serious movies with close to no real actors in it. It will all be rendered because having a large cluster is cheaper then having Keanu Reeves ruin your movie with some atrocious acting...

  9. Speilberg's AI would happen? by GPLDAN · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought about this very thing watching Jude Law play a robotic gigalo. Unless STDs and the fear of AIDS became rampant, would women really want this? Law's makeup was pancaked to show he was not the generation of Haley-Joel.

    This is an interesting problem, if we don't continue to attempt to get to 100%, we will never get there - yet going through the 80th to 99th percentile will be creepy.

    I don't have any issues doing it in computer gfx. Some of the new techniques used in Pixar's The Untouchables, such as the way hair moves in water - go towards the overall body of knowledge of how to create actors on screen that you don't know are real. The new Spiderman seems mostly CGI, or motion captured and sped up. This eventually makes for better movies, and games in which the protaganist NEEDS to be human is essential.

    But in robotics, I even think the face in the new adaptation of Asimov's "I, Robot" is really sinister. I don't see society even accepting that in robotics. I think the farthest people will go is C-3P0.

  10. Re:Americas Army by Tuvai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When games finally cross the final borders into photorealism, it will become interesting to gauge the publics reaction to games that become truly realistic in their depiction of violence and death.
    Americas Army will get away with this under the banner of the "fight for americas omnipotent and brave armed forces and kill a few towelheads" banner. But when the next generation Grand Theft Autos and Manhunts allow the gamer a criminal/malevolent experience that is hard to differentiate from reality, will it merely be an act of harmless escapism, or something entirely more desensitising?
    It would only take one high-profile school shooting or kidnap/murder/suicide to get the tabloid media attacking the games industry with a ferocity unseen since the days of the staggeringly shit Mortal Kombat.

  11. Re:I don't care how realistic the figures look... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This would not be so funny if you have actually ever been in combat and seen just this thing happen. I've seen my share of combat, but stuff like this is disturbing as Hell and sticks with you for the rest of your life. In computer games, you are looking at vectors, wire frames, Gourard shading etc...etc...etc..., but the real life that you are "simulating" in games is represented by brain tissue, blood and human lives.

    Semper Fi

  12. Sad case by thpdg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this why burn victims strike people so oddly? Everyone reacts differently to them, but not usually in a normal way. Once these poor people loose their identities, they become something else, to everyone else. It's not fair to them, they're still them!

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  13. Re:Americas Army by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The developers have changed Americas Army recently to include realistic "death drops." It is actually VERY creapy to watch someone shot in the head snap back and collapse and then roll down a hill. It really makes you not want to play anymore.

    That's one thing I've always liked about America's Army. The developers are constantly pushing to move the game towards realism. It keeps away the "haha! you sux0rz, you n00b!" bunnyhopping jerkweeds you find in games like CounterStrike. Usually I can't play for more than about 45 minutes before I need to go do something else less stressful. This is as it should be because, ultimately, what they're simulating isn't a game. I think it's been an instructive tool for showing some of these kids that it isn't like it is in movies.

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  14. Re:examples? by pomakis · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'd like to see some examples of these pictures. Sure they are creepy, sometimes people can be fooled though. I had a picture of Aki in a bikini from the Final Fantasy movie on my computer. My girlfriend found it and wanted to know why I had it. She didn't beleive me that it wasn't a real person.

    I think that creating a still image realistic enough to fool the human brain is a lot easier than creating an animated image realistic enough to fool the human brain. The article's statement that "Neuroscientists argue that our brains have evolved specific mechanisms for face recognition, because being able to recognize something 'wrong' in someone else's face has long been crucial to survival" is a gross understatement. A considerably large amount of the brain is specifically dedicated to recognizing facial expressions. This includes all of the subtle movements that are involved in facial expressions. It's these subtle movements that are very difficult to artificially animate accurately enough to fool the human brain. That's why the article uses the term "animated corpse". Even something as 'trivial' as a slightly unnatural pertubation of one small cheeckbone twitch is enough to tell the human brain that something is wrong.

  15. Not quite there yet... by rainwadj · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The reason the "realistic" human graphics are "creepy" is that they aren't quite real enough yet. The brain perceives them as looking human, but their actions/reactions are off, and the characters typically aren't very deep intellectually. Once these obstacles are overcome, bridging the uncanny valley, maybe some of the "creepiness" will go away.

    For now, it still looks cool though. :-)

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  16. Lucas should take note by dfn5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now I know why the band in Jabba's palace look alot better than Jar Jar. According to this article one is more likely to cut the muppets more slack than computer animation. So Lucas should take note and go back to muppets.

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  17. Interstate '76 by SlipJig · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I liked the stylized, animated cut-scenes in Interstate '76. That was a great game. Ya dig?

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  18. Robophobia by sakusha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This topic reminds me of an old episode of Doctor Who. A society has android robots but people start developing "robophobia." The Doctor says it's because the robots have lifelike responses in all but one area, facial expressions. The robots all have beautifully sculpted but immobile faces, so this freaks people out on a subliminal level, it's like talking to a dead person.
    Of course this was partly a sly commentary on the cheapness of the BBC's special effects on the show, of course they didn't have the budget to do really great robot effects, so they just wrote crappy effects into the storyline. But maybe they were on to something, they were ahead of their time in anticipating the social effects of lifelike robots.

  19. Keept It Computerish (Simpler?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I always did like my games and characters to have
    that distinctly "computerish" look to them. When
    games get too "photo-realistic" they loose their
    appeal to me. Guess that's why I'm still
    attracted to older games.

  20. Wow by bogie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's simply amazing. That picture looks like someone just used the Healing Brush on a Real photo. If you told me that was a real photo cleaned up I'd definitely believe you at first glance. For me personally only the Forehead and of course the shirt look fake.

    On the topic at hand I really would rather the people not look totally real in the types of games I play, FPS. But for Adventure/Mystery games (do they make them anymore btw) etc it could be really cool. Of course real looking people with Brain Dead AI will ruin things. I think the graphic component will arrive well before the AI does. I mean if your playing a game and start acting stupid most AI characters just stare blankly into space not commenting. I want to see games where the Characters are like "Hey jackass, stop running around me in circles" etc.

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  21. Re:examples? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It only looks real because they are modeling a person who is looking anything but. Biki models wax off their body hair, have no tan lines, and often employ makeup to hide minor blemishes and scars.

    Human skin is transparent, blotchy, an has many layers that move independently. It folds along creases, and bunches while it moves. (No matter how fat or thin you are.) All that makes it messy for artists to model us, which is where artistic ideals come from.

    The bugger with computers is that they do the ideal perfectly. The problem is that the ideal is no reflection of reality.

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  22. Re:I don't care how realistic the figures look... by chris_mahan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Completely correct.

    However, the notion is like this:

    Man 1:
    You see these little squarish symbols on the map there?

    Man 2:
    yes

    Man 1:
    They represent units. There are the infantry regiments and battalions, the field artillery here , the armored units over here, the mech inf behind.

    Man 2:
    I see.

    Man 1:
    We move them around, and gain terrain by pushing the enemy back.

    Man 2:
    Brilliant! Let's do it.

    Now, that's abstracting the flesh and blood nature of the soldiers on the ground doing the moving around and the civilians getting caught in the middle.

    When true-to-life realistic games come across, and you see the bodyparts flying around, it's a lot harder for joe public to say it's okay to lose a regiment on a "bad day".

    So while psychologically it's harder to "see the white of their eyes", I think ultimatly it serves the soldiers all around the world that the public realize they are not just game pieces to be moved around.

    I think also that it is better if 500,000 19 year olds get the "kill them" out of their systems by shooting virtual soldiers that respawn in 10 seconds than enlisting to go "kick some ass" overseas.

    (to the great chagrin of recruiters everywhere)

    Perhaps it would be good to set up netcafes in "hotspots" with free fps gaming like counterstrike, so that the locals can get their kicks instead of making roadside bombs.

    I also noticed an interesting side effect. Any ill-conceived notion of invulnerability is shattered by playing those games, because you will be killed in the games, no matter how good you are. Everybody that plays those games know that the ones who rush the tunnels die first. And the lone sniper whose team has been wiped out can last a bit longer, but he gets killed too. Maybe not this round, but next.

    The realism makes people realize that being gung-ho about fighting with guns makes you dead.

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  23. Re:Reminds me of another article by futuresheep · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He obviously hadn't seen HD porn before writing that article. HD is porn the way it was meant to be seen I tell you what! Night Calls on Playboy HD is the best thing since, well, porn on VHS!

  24. You weren't nitpicking by *weasel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But I'm probably just nitpicking semantics....
    No, that's actually the whole point of the Uncanny Valley.

    To take the red pants, red shirt analogy:
    The point is: we're trying to get the pants ever closer to matching the shirt, but it's proving really difficult to do. As we get closer and closer to matching, we're finding out that human perception has a finer resolution than we previously though. And the closer the shirt and pants get to matching, the more distracting it becomes, and the more the detail and not the whole becomes the focus of our attention.

    The previous poster was trying to suggest that as technology improves, we will indeed be able to make the pants match the shirt perfectly, and there will be no divide.

    Many people tend to doubt that. Most feel we're working with two entirely different fabrics, and human perception is so good that exact matching just isn't possible. Therefore, they feel it's better to focus on complementary style.

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    1. Re:You weren't nitpicking by *weasel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      lets go back to the alegory of the den
      Is that related to Plato's Allegory of the Cave? ;)
      I'll assume its the same; you can correct me if I'm wrong in that.

      There are going to be people whose primary experience is through the neural tap, and who only ever see the incomplete approximations that computers can produce.
      Primary experience is one thing, 'only ever' is quite another. If a person were to be born and raised with a nueral tap presenting an 'incomplete' version of reality, then arguably they would be fine with their 'incomplete' reality. That however would be a minor point, as without stimulation of the physical eyes, the retina simply won't attach to the optic nerve. People who 'grow up' with a neural tap would be blind if they were unplugged.

      If a person does grow up and learn to see with their eyes, then even if it isn't the primary method of sensation, the incomplete reality will still be subject to the uncanny valley.

      Those growing up knowing /only/ the feed from their neural tap might well perfectly accept their incomplete reality. Arguably, hardware revisions that increase resolution and accuracy would also be acceptable to them. In a nutshell, that's how perfectly normal children go through the process of learning to see: a slow refinement of their visual resolution. I think it's only the step backwards in delivery that causes a problem.

      Just look what Television has done to the art of communication...
      I think it may be a bit early to wade into this side of the pool. I believe the jury on ADD and entertainment is still out.

      I'm often called on cast a technical eye on a report or communication that was prepared by a layman. Inevitably that document includes an comment or extrapolation that, while in everyday experience is accurate, it only holds under a controlled set of circumstances.
      I'm missing the relevance here. It seems as if you are simply restating that laymen are incompletely trained. Isn't that the definition of being a layperson? And how does this relate to the human revulsion toward the almost-real?

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  25. Success in the opposite direction: nethack by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To quote from a Salon article entitled The Best Game Ever:

    But beneath these primitive graphics is a game of such richness and endless variation it usually takes years to master, if at all. ... With the all-text Nethack, the preferred graphics card is your mind's eye. This enables you to feel real terror, say, at the approach of an innocuous letter "C" hopping toward you across the screen -- since it represents the cockatrice, an occult-spawned dungeon fowl whose bite turns heroes to stone. With little predigested visual mediation between game play and your imagination, you'd often get the sense that you were, so to speak, playing against the game itself.

    The best graphics are those that don't get in the way of the game.

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  26. Re:examples? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Eh, I don't feel so bad. Apparently the girl is so mentally imbalanced that she gets upset over a fake picture of a non-existant girl in a bikini. You're probably better off without a girl like that.

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  27. Re:I don't care how realistic the figures look... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    My brother used to be Opfor at Fort Irwin. Yes, the real Opfor at the real Fort Irwin. They used to be the Soviets, today they are the Krasnovians.

    Regardless of how "realistic" the graphics look, combat simulators can't simulate:

    • Lack of sleep.
    • Equipment Failure. (M16's really don't like sand.)
    • Boredom. (For most of the battle, you are just sitting there.)
    • Running around in chem suits under a desert sun.
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  28. Re:I don't care how realistic the figures look... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Somehow I read your post and believe the opposite. Games are ultimately designed for the player to win: be it by solving problem, developing spiderman twitch reflexes, etc. Winning or beating a level usually involves an ego massage along with it ("Excellent mighty warrior...") Second, no matter how realisitic a game ultimately looks, suspension of disbelief is voluntary subconcious submission to unreality, and only disturbed people actually think it's real. The rest of us know in our heart that our victory is hollow, but enjoy it for the challenge of it. Do you worry much about dying in a game? Not really, only if it sets you back somehow.

    What Semper Fi above was alluding to is that "real life" is quite the opposite. You may not win, your entire purpose in life may be to be blown up. You may be the smartest, fastest and well equipped and STILL eat it. When you kill someone, he stays dead forever. When his brains are splattered on the wall, you are faced with the harsh reality that IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU, and may yet be. Further your survival may have less to do with native instict & training than by sheer dumb luck.

    The trouble is, until you're in one of these situations, I don't think anyone (myself included) really understands it. Games romanticize it, make it sexy etc. I doubt they are a deterrent to anything.

    On the other hand I don't really believe many people join based on notions of heroics. I suspect the #1 driver is paying for college or more simply steady work & a familiar institutional atmosphere. During war-time it may be a different story, but then the country may need foolish people in search of glory to fill the ranks, and they will become heroes even if they die unromantically.

  29. Re:Final Fantasy film and simulated humans by tgibbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That, and the lousy story and dialog.

    However, many action films are successful even with lousy story and dialog. And the action sequences in Final Fantasy were very good.

  30. Re:I don't care how realistic the figures look... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Now you know what it's like for a computer Guru to sit through a spy movie.

    "I've crossed referenced [the subject's] credit card receipts and have pinpointed his location to..."

    That's a neat trick, credit card processors take days to settle payments, and queries generally require a court order, and are generally historical in nature.

    "We have a live satellite image of the location..."

    Really? On a satellite that is travelling at 17,000 mph. Normally we are lucky to get a blurry snapshot, at best, every 90 minutes. More likely a snapshot every few days, owing the the orbital mechanics of spy satellites. Geo-stationary satellites are too far away to get a decent close-up from.

    "I've cross referenced the FBI's database..."

    Until recently the FBI's database was a green-screen application that would take days to search properly. Assuming what you were looking for was in it. And your search didn't require more than one word at a time.

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  31. Re:I don't care how realistic the figures look... by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds like my undergraduate degree

    No, no it doesn't. If you honestly think taking part in real, live wargames is like getting your undergraduate degree, you have no sense of perspective on the subject.

    Running around in chem suits under a desert sun. - Trying sitting inside a small computer lab with no air conditioning in the middle of Summer

    You don't honestly think sitting in a hot room in tee-shirt and shorts (or even collard shirt and jeans) is anything remotely like having a limited amount of oxygen, and no ability for the sweat sticking to your skin to evaporate, do you? At least you could wipe off your sweat.

    For bonus points, try running for a couple of miles in that same chem suit, carrying 80 lbs of gear on your back. I was only in the Navy, so my worst experience with chem warfare training was turning off the air conditioning in the ship, feeling the tempature go up to 110 degrees (steel and aluminum tend to get hot when being hit by the mid-day sun in the Persian Gulf), and having to drink water through a straw in my gas mask. The Marines we dropped on the beach had it infinitely worse.

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  32. Re:examples? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm fucking married, AC. And I wouldn't have GOT married to anybody who was so insecure with her own body that I couldn't look at a picture of another girl without upsetting her sense of self.

    Fidelity is one thing...but any girl who expects you to close your eyes to beauty is a succubus to be abandoned as soon as possible.

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  33. Re:Americas Army by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The realism for me would be me sitting in the bushes thinking "Why can't we all just get along? This is so stupid, I'm going to be sent out to kill some guy because he's been sent out to kill me because somebody's F*ed up ideologies dictate that somebody else's F*ed up ideologies are F*ed up!"

    Realistic? I've never played the game, but isn't the objective of most combat to not have a fair fight? In games, an unfair fight generally isn't fun.

    Overwhelm your opponent, demoralize your opponent, and never, so to speak, put their back against the wall... you don't want to fight people who think/know they are fighting for their lives. Treat your enemy prisoners fairly and your enemy combatants will be making a daily decision as to whether or not to follow their leader. Of course your friendly combatants are making the same decision daily...

    The objective of war is to change your opponent's mind.

  34. Shrek by ReadParse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, I noticed this in Shrek. I was much more willing to believe Shrek as a green ogre with hair all over him, dousing himself with a mud shower, then I was the humans that came running after him 30 seconds later. They tried to make the humans look real and normal and my brain didn't buy it.

    Lord Farquaad, on the other hand, was very believable, because they stopped short of trying to make him look real. It was more like a caricature. The same with Shrek as a human in Shrek 2.

    RP

  35. Morality is a key component in soldiers by DG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    DISCLAIMER: I was a soldier for 11 years, including a stint running Basic Training courses.

    Soldiers - counter, perhaps, to what the video game experience might lead you to beleive - are NOT supposed to be souless killing machines. Quite the contrary, you want your soldiers to be highly moral.

    Killing someone is the ultimate violence that you can do to them. Doing so with state sanction is something that needs to be taken VERY seriously. You need a soldier who is capable - when the situation demands it - of killing without hesitation, but you also need them to be able to STOP killing just as quickly.

    When you remove the morality from soldiering, you wind up with things like the recent pictures that came out of that prison in Iraq. Amoral soldiers take matters into their own hands, and may wander off into some very dark places.

    Furthermore, the days of mass armies composed of highly specialized, single-purpose troops seem to be behind us. Modern soldiers must be able to adapt to roles far beyond just "kill the enemy" - just read up on what goes on in any UN peacekeeping mission.

    The more complex the mission becomes, the more complex and adaptable the soldier must become to meet the requirements of the mission.

    DG

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  36. Re:examples? by belloc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wasn't there some US law that was being considered about sexually explicit rendered pictures depicting children? Will there be laws that forbid you from drawing certain scenes? That would be weird, but we're living in weird times.

    I hope you're not implying that we're "living in weird times" because our society doesn't think it's a good idea to depict sex with children, because that's how it sounds in the context of your message. In terms of these sorts of things (unconventional sexual behaviour) we're living in the most permissive western society in dozens of generations.

    A hundred years ago, if you thought it might be fun to depict sex with children, people wouldn't have done anything quite as nice as to take away your working materials and send you away for a few months or years. You probably wouldn't have even made it to someplace quite as comfy as a court of law. There probably would have been a mob of people at your front door knocking each other over to be the one that got to string you up by your genitals in the town square.

    Yes, we may feel that the government (or whoever) is watching us more closely in the past few years than it had in recent memory, but let's not blow things out of proportion, or forget what things were like in the past.

    Belloc

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  37. Re:I don't care how realistic the figures look... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ditto for anyone who's been in the army trying to watch a war movie. Rarely if ever does anything look real or act appropriately. People stay bunched together because they all need to be in the shot when in reality they would be much farther apart for example.

    Soldiers in the movies generally don't behave much like their real world counterparts nor do their opponents.

    Anyone remember "Red Dawn" where the RPG's looked like they were moving in slow motion along a wire? Most war movies to a pathetic job of portraying what real munitions look like in use.

    Guys roaming around the jungles of Vietnam with modern versions of M-16 rifles in "Platoon". Once character named "Bunny" bit a beer can in half at one point and it was aluminum. I was too young for the Vietnam war and even I remember that before aluminum cans beer and soda came in steel cans with a stamped strip down the side (which I challenge anyone to casually bite through to impress their friends). Or the scene in "Full Metal Jacket" where Joker is walking through the barracks carrying a modern Mag-light.

    One movie where the inconsistancies didn't bother me too bad was the Jason Patrick movie "The Beast" about a Russian tank crew lost in Afghanistan. It was filmed in Israel using a bunch of real Soviet hardware which I can only assume the Israeli army has piles of just sitting around from thumping thier Arab friends. Tanks firing looked like tanks firing. WP rounds looked like WP rounds. Houses didn't burst into flames (they were stone and mud huts) but rather shuddered and collapsed.

    They rarely resorted to the cliche "Monster Fireball" effect and even the radio that the tank crewmen were listening to was labeled in Russian.

    It's hard to find a realistic movie if you're in the field being shown. I imagine lawyers get a good laugh out of lawyer movies, cops chuckle at police movies, and doctors find medical dramas hard to watch.

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  38. Re:Uncanny Valley by slamb · · Score: 2, Insightful
    And that article is complete bullshit. It may make intuitive sense...but how did they make those graphs? How do you get a precise numerical value for "reaction" or "similarity to human" plotted by "movement", "appearance", or "overall"? And for that matter, how do you fit a curve like that with only three points?

    I was just talking about this yesterday. Someone raised up the often-cited "fact" that on average, people swallow six spiders per year while sleeping. Here's her question: how do you measure that?

    If you see information and can't possibly imagine how it could have been gathered, it probably wasn't. It's just bullshit.

    Also remember, 83% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

  39. Re:Resolution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sorry to be flaming , but what resolution does your tv use? doesn't the poeople on csi look real enough for you?, well it probably has something to do with you're telly ., hmmmm

  40. Revenge of the retro by x3ro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Interesting read. I guess this might be a reason for the current resurgence of interest in 'retro' games .. after the initial novelty of 3D wore off, a lot of people realised they preferred the simplicity of the older, less realistic games; since they were less lifelike, the brain is perhaps more inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt and suspend disbelief, rather than being like "Look at that sprite walking, that's ridiculous, no one walks like that". This is also perhaps another reason people didn't buy into a full CGI film like Final Fantasy, whereas, for instance, Gollum from the Lord of the Rings movies is a huge success: he's sufficiently far removed from a real human that, although a creepy character, doesn't have the shudder-factor of the almost-human. Actually this macabre effect can work positively too. I remember, in the days when I would waste countless hours playing a certain popular 3D shooting game in head-to-head mode, the faces of the characters (including my friends' avatars that I was trying to kill) would have that same uncanny almost-human look about them. I think the loathing I felt towards these creatures made me play the game better.

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