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SCO Slammed in Slander of Title Suit

Posted by michael on from the sweet-creamy-justice dept.

SillySlashdotName writes "Judge Kimball has stated that The SCO Group has failed to meet the requirements of the law in its complaint against Novell and has dismissed the case but gives TSG 30 days to try to meet the legal requirements. More info on groklaw." EWeek also has a story.

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  1. Slap! by ajlitt · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm Novell, bitch!

  2. There is some light at the end of the tunnel by CodeMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    We just need to make sure that SCO will keep going the other way ;-)

    Finally some sense out of our judicial system. Who would believe that...

    1. Re:There is some light at the end of the tunnel by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 4, Funny
      OT may be...

      There is some light at the end of the tunnel

      When you in a long narrow tunnel and you start to see light at the end of it, It's usually of the approaching train.

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    2. Re:There is some light at the end of the tunnel by RancidBeef · · Score: 5, Funny

      When you in a long narrow tunnel and you start to see light at the end of it, It's usually of the approaching train.

      Or you're having a near-death experience.

      What's the difference?

    3. Re:There is some light at the end of the tunnel by jjoyce · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or even worse, you realize you are a turd.

  3. Summary of further posts: by Jonsey · · Score: 5, Funny

    "They got what they deserved"

    "What? They've not been laughed away totally yet?"

    "Why did they get off so easy for that much FUD"

    Summary of news story: "Judge isn't buying it, put up, or shut up."

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    I assert that my comment is only my opinion, not that of any employer, past, present or future.
  4. one down... by rokka · · Score: 5, Funny

    One suit down, 100000000000000000000000000 to go.

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    I could be wrong. I'm always wrong...
    1. Re:one down... by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny
      One suit down, 100000000000000000000000000 to go.

      Take one down, tort it around...

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      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  5. Re:Puff, puff, pass... by FerretFrottage · · Score: 5, Funny

    No kidding...last time SCO needed to produce a bunch of evidence, they failed ot do so or were late because they were on Christmas vacation. Now with summer and all, I suspect they'll claim that the weather is just too nice to deal with the judge's demands.

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    "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
  6. Thanx by rootnl · · Score: 3, Funny

    I and my fellow friends would like thank SCO for the effort they have made to place Linux in the news papers. For them we can only be gratefull. Long live SC.. oh wait, Linux.

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    We are the people our parents warned us about.
  7. Re:Puff, puff, pass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a crackhead and don't like being associated with Darl you insensitive clod!

  8. Re:Well... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny
    The best aspect of this that I can gather is that is puts SCO firmly on the defensive.

    Firmly on the definsive. Is that what you call showing up with a knife to a gunfight these days?

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    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  9. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  10. Darl McBride on the BBC by ctid · · Score: 5, Funny
    I just caught the end of a Darl McBride interview on the BBC. Unfortunately reception was a bit poor, but what I think he said was,
    "And I for one welcome our new Novell overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted CEO, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground SUSE caves."
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  11. Re:Puff, puff, pass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Getting stale?! The mold growing on it has evolved into a higher form of intelligence by now. And anyone who attempts to welcome their mold overlords should dragged out into the street and shot. :P

  12. Spin-meisters by eddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, they're real little spin-meisters. Check this one out:

    "Hatch was also satisfied with Kimball's decision to have the case remain in federal court rather than remanded to state court."

    'That's a good thing because the ruling precludes Novell from using jurisdiction as a delay tactic later on should the case turn bad for Novell.'" -- Brent Hatch, cited in the Daily Herald

    You couldn't make shit like this up!

    "Oh, we're sooo happy with the ruling. This is great for us. We really wanted to get our claims dismissed. Yes sir. That was the plan all al.. LOOK A WOOKIE!!!!"

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    Belief is the currency of delusion.
  13. Who's operating system is this? by ArcticCelt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who's operating system is this?

    It's a UNIX baby.

    Who's UNIX is this?

    SCO!

    Who's SCO?

    SCO is dead baby, SCO is dead...

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    Yahh, hiii haaaaa! -Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove
  14. Re:Puff, puff, pass... by Pikhq · · Score: 4, Funny
    And anyone who attempts to welcome their mold overlords should dragged out into the street and shot. :P

    I for one, would like to welcome our new mold overlords!
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  15. Re:Puff, puff, pass... by RancidBeef · · Score: 4, Funny

    From some article in the (not so) distant future:

    Marc Modersitzki, former public relations manager of the IBM subsidiary formerly known as SCO, said, "We're all pleased with the outcome of the case." Mr. Modersitzki is now assistant vice president of the janitorial service, toilet scrubbing division, in the IBM headquarters building. Darl McBride, former CEO of SCO, could not be reached for comment as it's not currently visiting day at the prison where he now resides as a result of of the charges filed on behalf of former SCO stockholders who seem not to be as pleased.
  16. Re:Puff, puff, pass... by vsprintf · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one, would like to welcome our new mold overlords!

    BANG!