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Microsoft's Magical 'Myth-Busting' Tour

Mz6 writes "Microsoft has launched its 'Get the Facts' road show -- the tech equivalent of a political battle bus -- to tour the country and convince the wavering that Redmond is as at least cheap and as secure as its open-source rival and to spread the word that Windows is better than Linux. Nick McGrath, Microsoft's head of platform strategy, described the campaign as 'a reality check we're bringing out', aiming to tackle the 'myths' surrounding Linux. Microsoft's road show will be in Edinburgh on June 17, Manchester on June 29 and Newport on July 7."

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  1. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "La-La-La-La-Myth-Busting-Tour!

    1. Re:Oblig by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      And here's another clue for ACs,
      The walrus is Steve.

      KFG

    2. Re:Oblig by NoData · · Score: 5, Funny

      Scroll up, scroll up, write this way!

      Scroll up
      Scroll up for myth-busting tour.
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      Scroll up (AND THAT'S AN INTIMATION)
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      Scroll up (HEED OUR INTIMIDATION)
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      The magical myth busting tour is waiting to take your pay
      Waiting to take your pay

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      Scroll up (WE'VE GOT LOTS OF FUD TO BREED)
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      Scroll up (COME AND BASK IN OUR GREED)
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      The magical myth busting tour is waiting to take your pay
      Hoping to take your pay

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      Scroll up (AND THAT'S AN INTIMATION)
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      Scroll up (HEED OUR INTIMIDATION)
      Scroll up for the myth busting tour.
      The magical myth busting tour is waiting to take your pay
      On your servers we'd like to stay
      The magical myth busting tour is dying to make *nix go away
      Dying to make it go away, keep you at bay

    3. Re:Oblig by NoData · · Score: 5, Funny

      Feelin' inspired. Here's another one off the Magical Myth-Busting Tour album.

      (CHORUS)
      Let me shake you down, cuz we're going to
      Strong arm the deals.
      Statistics not real.
      Leave nothing in your bankaccount
      Strong arm our deals forever.

      Lying is easy with code closed.
      Misrepresenting all we steal.
      It's getting hard to sue someone, but it all works out
      SCO does our dirty work for cheap

      (CHORUS)

      No BSD is in our code-tree
      I mean not that you'd ever know
      That is you can't, you know, see the API but it's all right
      And if it's not, well that's too bad.

      (CHORUS)

      Platform lock-in makes you feel queasy
      But you know we know you'll join our team
      You think "dot-NET" will be "dot-NO" cuz it's all wrong
      But that's how we play monopoly

      (CHORUS)

  2. Hmm ... by cryms0n · · Score: 5, Funny


    Nick,

    This word 'reality', I do not think it means what you think it means.

    1. Re:Hmm ... by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We should have people show up at every stop and ask long, technical questions on how to get the latest virus / worm / malware off their systems. Just work their way through the whole sordid list.

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    2. Re:Hmm ... by nizo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Look at this tidbit from the website:

      "Is Linux More Secure Than Windows?"
      Laura Koetzle with Charles Rutstein, Natalie Lambert, and Stephan Wenninger
      Forrester Research

      After collecting a year's worth of vulnerability data, Forrester analyzed Windows and four key Linux distributors on key metrics of responsiveness to vulnerabilities, severity of vulnerabilities, and thoroughness in fixing flaws.

      * Responsiveness: On average, Microsoft had a fix available 25 days after a security issue was publicly disclosed.
      * Thoroughness: Microsoft was the only vendor to have corrected 100% of the publicly known flaws during the study's time period.
      * Relative Severity: Windows has the fewest vulnerabilities and the fewest "high severity" vulnerabilities of any platform measured.

    3. Re:Hmm ... by stevey · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem with many studies on security is that they are not comparing like with like.

      For example a Microsoft person should be looking at a bare install with XP, IE 6, and all service packs. Nothing else.

      To contrast that with a Linux system you'd install RedHat / Debian and tons of extra softawre, basically whatever comes as part of the "default" installation - however this clearly has a lot more software included, Emacs, Vi, etc.

      On the Linux side trivial security problems with games, or whatever would be counted - artificially inflating the security exploits on the Linux side.

      True there have been several kernel security problems over the past few months, but they should be pretty much all that is compared against Kernel flaws in Windows + Internet Explorer bugs.

    4. Re:Hmm ... by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny

      > It's a product rollout: MS Reality.

      Oh great. A life size talking paper clip following me around; whenever I try to load the dishwasher, it asks me "Are you sure you didn't mean to put the dishes in the compost bin?" and offers to do it for me in the future. Just what I need. :)

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  3. Bit of info by PatrickThomson · · Score: 5, Informative

    for the internationally-impaired, the tour is in the UK.

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    1. Re:Bit of info by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny

      for the internationally-impaired, the tour is in the UK.

      Where is this UK you speak of?

      We American have never fought a war with UK so that why I don't know where it's at.

      What? Me fail history and geography? That's umpossible!

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  4. Political Emulation Too Much? by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Funny
    Geez - what's next in the political emulation attempts... negative attack ads against Linux?

    Oh, wait...

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    1. Re:Political Emulation Too Much? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yes, and I've got some word of it in advance:

      (sinister music) The Linux operating system has a dark secret - one its supporters don't want you to hear. It can be used by terrorists, and can be installed to operate machines that kill puppies. We don't know about you, but that doesn't sound so free and wonderful to us. What other secrets might Linux be hiding?

      (happy, relaxing music) But Microsoft Windows won't stand for this. Its proven inefficiency helps thwart terrorist activities of every kind. By the time a terrorist installs Windows XP Home Edition on their computer, adds Service Pack 1, installs all of the many patches from Windows Update, implements an antivirus solution, removes the infection of the Welchia worm that was installed prior to downloading the RPC patches, as well as the Sasser worm that was installed prior to downloading the LSASS patches, the forces of good can save those puppies. And if the terrorist tries to share files with his fellow evildoers, no more than six of them will be able to access his machine at a time. Now that's security America can count on. "I'm Bill Gates, and I approve this message."

  5. And in related news... by Izago909 · · Score: 5, Funny

    RJR and Phillip Morris unveiled their plans for a traveling road show to promote cigarettes as an effective weight loss solution as well as a stimulant and antidepressant.

  6. Same by andrej73 · · Score: 5, Funny

    >Redmond is as at least cheap and as secure as its open-source rival

    Yes, and I am as at least rich as Bill Gates.

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    Andrej
  7. Sure it's better! by sarah_kerrigan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hello,

    Windows is the best OS, you know. If you use it, you find it makes your mind processes improve all the time, it teaches you how to temple your nerves when something goes wrong (very often, I mean)... and it's much more beautiful (there's something magical in that funny blue screen, don't you think so?)

    Muaaaaaaaaaks
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  8. Ah, more FUD. by Roland+Piquepialle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a load of FUD.

    Microsoft want you to believe that while, Microsoft software may be more in the purchase price department compared to open source software, it's less in implementation costs or maintenance costs, and its TCO will be lower.

    This is, of course, considering the plentiful viruses, worms and other security issues, not the case in reality. The winner in this case is Open Source software.

    Open Source software, of the BSD kind and the GPL kind, has totally changed the way we think about and work with software. One day, we will be able to scientifically determine what software we need to suit our needs. We will know ahead of time exactly what limits and what capabilities each piece of software has. IT managers will be able to sort through real facts based on real research, rather than a bunch of shallow articles and biased reports. Software will survive on its merits alone.

    The whole industry is going to benefit by this, in a large, large way. The question one day will no longer be "Microsoft or Linux?" but "Which Open Source software should we use, and why?"

    Microsoft is severely threatened and it knows it. Pay no attention to it and it will eventually go away.

    1. Re:Ah, more FUD. by riptide_dot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am in agreement with the parent that this is Microsoft being backed into a corner and doing their best to FUD their way out of it...

      IMHO, there are two quesitons that we need to ask ourselves continually, about any new software (open source or not):

      What does it do well?
      What does it do poorly?

      Answering those questions (honestly) about Windows should server to shed light on why Microsoft has the largest desktop market share - Windows is easier for non-techie people to use effectively. Microsoft OSes, no matter which side of the debate you take, do have their merits. I know there's no way my parents, for example, would be able to navigate a Linux desktop, as a lot of the cool functionality that I take for granted in Linux would not only be lost on them, but would probably also serve to confuse them.

      All I'm trying to say is that while Linux is a great new trend that the desktop world is gravitating towards, us Linux fans need to not only keep in mind what companies like Microsoft have done wrong, but also what things they have done right.

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  9. Re:Cool! by maxbang · · Score: 5, Funny

    Eh, something tells me there'll be plenty of crashing even without your intervention...

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  10. Don't discount this because they say 'Myth' by Sean80 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I think the important thing here is that, irrespective of whether or not we believe that Microsoft is spreading a little bit of mythology if its own, they're doing something that Linux really isn't capable of doing.

    Every day, Microsoft employees are physically in CIO and CEO boardrooms trying to convince executives that Microsoft is a better bet than Linux. Even with a large body of evidence to the contrary, this is something Linux is missing - the financial warchest to use the media and "war buses" to convince people to the contrary.

    There's no such thing as reality - there's only what you believe. The best ideas in history of gone down because nobody believed in them. The worst ideas in history have flourished because somebody sold it stronger than anybody else.

    So yeah, they may be spreading their own version of the truth, but, as is obvious, I think we should be very, very wary of that truth being accepted as reality.

    1. Re:Don't discount this because they say 'Myth' by Apreche · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's why we need to go out and do this. A big problem linux has is that all the geeks who support is usually expend their efforts preaching to the choir. I'm guilty of it as well as everyone here. Look at this, every day on slasdhot we sit around telling each other that linux is awesome. Anyone who reads slashdot already knows it and doesn't need to hear it again. Only I'll still read slashdot because of insightful posts like the parent.

      Instead of posting on a linux forum about how great linux is go out and talk to people. Omg! going out of the house! Ok, well maybe you geeks with no social skills should stay in your mother's basements and wait for us to tall you. But the rest of you linux users should get out there and spread the word in a real way.

      I work for a small company and the boss just hates paying for software. He doesn't really know so much technically about linux, but he knows that its free. Go find a small business that pays too much for MS licenses and make a "sales call" in your spare time. Heck, just converting random people to firefox is a step in the right direction.

      Whatever your coding isn't that urgent that you can't wait to do it later :P

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  11. Microsoft bus tour update by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    This just in...

    Apparently Microsoft's tour bus crashed because of a faulty driver.

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    1. Re:Microsoft bus tour update by endx7 · · Score: 5, Funny

      In response, Microsoft claimed it was a third party driver, and denied all responsibility.

  12. Re:windows cheap ? by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cheap as in "look at all the free software that gets downloaded to your computer" cheap. Or maybe cheap as in the type of shots that will be flying around here soon :-)

  13. Anyone notice... by haute_sauce · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...That the tour is taking place in Europe, where they were just slammed with HEAVY antitrust fines, and not the U.S. ?

  14. short yellow bus by elviscious · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet that their battle bus is really just one of those short yellow buses.

  15. Linux is being sold now. by Tantris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Linux does have that now. Do you think IBM, Novell/Suse, and Redhat are just sitting around? IBM has gotten a bunch of big installations of Linux done. Novell/Suse just got McDonald's to test changing over it's POS's. Microsoft is not the only one doing this anymore.

    1. Re:Linux is being sold now. by awkScooby · · Score: 5, Funny
      Linux does have that now. Do you think IBM, Novell/Suse, and Redhat are just sitting around?

      I guess you're not familiar with Novell's marketing department...

  16. how are those figures fudged? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.microsoft.com/mscorp/facts/default.asp
    Win2003 less then RedHat E3 or Suse8?
    was it per copy or per seat?
    per copy i can beleive

    i find it hard to believe that windows won on the per seat.

    http://www.redhat.com/apps/commerce/rhel/es/
    $3 50 - $1000 (no seat limit?)

    http://www.pricewatch.com/
    winServer 2003 5 seats - $150
    winServer 2003 25 seats - $1150

    so take a small business 100 machines plus servers.

    windows - $4600 per server
    redhat - $1000 total (for the uber delux edition, just to make it more fair)

  17. Jihad by br00tus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article - "From the talk today, it seems that Microsoft have appreciated the difficulty of persuading the passionate Linux folk. One Microsoft exec described the anti-Microsoft feelings as a 'jihad.'"

    Yes, that's subtle, comparing Linux advocates to Al Qaeda and Iraqi rebels. This is after Jim Allchin calling Linux a "destroyer", Ballmer calling it a "cancer" and so forth.

    I take it as a matter of faith that Microsoft desires to destroy Linux. Part one is public relations, part two is getting the government to go after it.

    It didn't escape my attention that the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution's Ken Brown is saying he's looking into the employment agreements of Linux contributors to see if any of the employers might own the copyright to off-hours work of Linux contributors. I remember a prominent case a few years ago where some developer wrote something after work and his employer sued him later saying it belonged to them even if it wasn't work related. The battle stretches from the workplace, to the government, to big business as far as I can see - the employment agreements wage slaves have to sign due to poor collective bargaining power helps lead to the destruction of Linux (or perhaps just a monkey wrench like the one that stalled BSD for years and years in litigation). It is already having an effect - Linus is spending time worrying about legal nonsense instead of developing the kernel. It doesn't just go away when ignored, Microsoft and company seem to desire some sort of primitive accumulation of the digital commons. The solution is to look into the OSDL and their Linux legal defense fund and that sort of thing. The travesty of employment contracts which comes in to haunt Linux has to be fought in workplaces. These people are playing for keeps. And it has already had an effect if you think about it.

  18. Re:Truth be told by Decaff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe it makes sense over a five or ten year span

    It certainly does. There is this myth that Microsoft products do not require training. This is just not true. The transitions from NT4 to Win2K or XP, for example, are significant, especially for administrators. For users, the change between different MS Office versions have often been highly troublesome, both in terms of interfaces and add-on/script migration. These are expensive matters. A significant issue for corporate clients of Microsoft is that the licencing and support enforces upgrades.

    My point is that over a 5-10 year period, the training requirements enforced by Microsoft licencing combined with OS changes could well be much worse than the cost of migration and training for a Linux desktop; a decision which allows a break from the hardware/software upgrade cycle, and can lead to significant cost savings in the long term.

    Linux will increase significantly in viability against Microsoft systems because it has rapidly increasing support from companies who have the resources to ensure that it does: Companies like Sun, Novell, HP and RedHat are putting huge resources into making Linux an even better desktop system.

  19. Re:So who will be the first? by HenrikOxUK · · Score: 5, Informative

    People in Skopje, Macedonia were first, giving away 1000 CDs last week!

  20. My favorite MS Lie by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Switching from Windows to Linux Prohibitively Eexpensive, Extremely Complex"

    I did this 2 days ago. Rebuilding a fried box, reinstalling Windows took about 3 hours (including a 45 minute search for my legitimate license key), I had to constantly babysit the computer for a each prompt, and when it was finally complete, did not work properly. Rather than waste the rest of the night trying to troubleshoot the damned thing and get it all working I gave up, stuck in the Lindows cd I got for free, clicked I agree and started smoking a cigarette. Before I was done smoking the install was completed and was waiting for me to reboot. Now all I have to do is apt-get the programs I want to use (already using the windows version of just about every GNU/Linux software anyone needs on a pc) and I'll be done.

    I'm kinda lazy and cheap, but not stupid.
    Do I pick Windows (Pain in the ass to install, Hell to operate and protect, and expensive to buy and get support for, which needs to be periodically reinstalled when it stops working for no apparent reason)
    Or do I pick Linux (easy to install, free to get, and millions of developers that give you the info you need to keep things going for free on a stable platform that can be trusted not to inexplicably decide not to work)?

    -Yeah, I know I picked Lindows in this example, but I've tried installing other distros, and they were all easier and faster than the Windows Reinstall Hell I've been through many times.
    -Yes I do still use windows, they have some of my important data locked up in some of their apps that I can't use without their platform. I've learned from this mistake and am going through the painful transition of RECREATING the info in opensource formats.
    -Damn. That last one let me know that Microsoft is right. It really is a complicated, expensive and painful procedure to transition from Windows to Linux: Complicated because you have to free your info from their locked-down shitty closed source applications-usually fixing a crapload of errors generated by these same apps, wasting a lot of time(=money), and wishing you never made the mistake of using Microsoft crap in the first place (painful).

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