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Microsoft's Magical 'Myth-Busting' Tour

Mz6 writes "Microsoft has launched its 'Get the Facts' road show -- the tech equivalent of a political battle bus -- to tour the country and convince the wavering that Redmond is as at least cheap and as secure as its open-source rival and to spread the word that Windows is better than Linux. Nick McGrath, Microsoft's head of platform strategy, described the campaign as 'a reality check we're bringing out', aiming to tackle the 'myths' surrounding Linux. Microsoft's road show will be in Edinburgh on June 17, Manchester on June 29 and Newport on July 7."

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  1. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "La-La-La-La-Myth-Busting-Tour!

    1. Re:Oblig by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      And here's another clue for ACs,
      The walrus is Steve.

      KFG

    2. Re:Oblig by NoData · · Score: 5, Funny

      Scroll up, scroll up, write this way!

      Scroll up
      Scroll up for myth-busting tour.
      Scroll up
      Scroll up for the myth busting tour.
      Scroll up (AND THAT'S AN INTIMATION)
      Scroll up for myth-busting tour.
      Scroll up (HEED OUR INTIMIDATION)
      Scroll up for the myth busting tour.
      The magical myth busting tour is waiting to take your pay
      Waiting to take your pay

      Scroll up
      Scroll up for myth-busting tour.
      Scroll up
      Scroll up for the myth busting tour.
      Scroll up (WE'VE GOT LOTS OF FUD TO BREED)
      Scroll up for myth-busting tour.
      Scroll up (COME AND BASK IN OUR GREED)
      Scroll up for the myth busting tour.
      The magical myth busting tour is waiting to take your pay
      Hoping to take your pay

      Scroll up
      Scroll up for myth-busting tour.
      Scroll up
      Scroll up for the myth busting tour.
      Scroll up (AND THAT'S AN INTIMATION)
      Scroll up for myth-busting tour.
      Scroll up (HEED OUR INTIMIDATION)
      Scroll up for the myth busting tour.
      The magical myth busting tour is waiting to take your pay
      On your servers we'd like to stay
      The magical myth busting tour is dying to make *nix go away
      Dying to make it go away, keep you at bay

    3. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When Microsoft states it is more secure they are intentially releasing information to msn.com and alexa.com.
      http://secunia.com/advisories/8955/

      Sounds secure to me. They could at least be above board and not lie to the world about security.

    4. Re:Oblig by NoData · · Score: 5, Funny

      Feelin' inspired. Here's another one off the Magical Myth-Busting Tour album.

      (CHORUS)
      Let me shake you down, cuz we're going to
      Strong arm the deals.
      Statistics not real.
      Leave nothing in your bankaccount
      Strong arm our deals forever.

      Lying is easy with code closed.
      Misrepresenting all we steal.
      It's getting hard to sue someone, but it all works out
      SCO does our dirty work for cheap

      (CHORUS)

      No BSD is in our code-tree
      I mean not that you'd ever know
      That is you can't, you know, see the API but it's all right
      And if it's not, well that's too bad.

      (CHORUS)

      Platform lock-in makes you feel queasy
      But you know we know you'll join our team
      You think "dot-NET" will be "dot-NO" cuz it's all wrong
      But that's how we play monopoly

      (CHORUS)

    5. Re:Oblig by clams · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why the fcku are we seeing microsoft advertising on slashdot? blech. wtf?

  2. Hmm ... by cryms0n · · Score: 5, Funny


    Nick,

    This word 'reality', I do not think it means what you think it means.

    1. Re:Hmm ... by ruronikenshin83 · · Score: 3, Funny
      And in conjunction with cryms0n's post

      Nick,

      This word 'secure', I do not think it means what you think it means

    2. Re:Hmm ... by aka-ed · · Score: 3, Funny
      It's a product rollout: MS Reality.

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    3. Re:Hmm ... by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We should have people show up at every stop and ask long, technical questions on how to get the latest virus / worm / malware off their systems. Just work their way through the whole sordid list.

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    4. Re:Hmm ... by nizo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Look at this tidbit from the website:

      "Is Linux More Secure Than Windows?"
      Laura Koetzle with Charles Rutstein, Natalie Lambert, and Stephan Wenninger
      Forrester Research

      After collecting a year's worth of vulnerability data, Forrester analyzed Windows and four key Linux distributors on key metrics of responsiveness to vulnerabilities, severity of vulnerabilities, and thoroughness in fixing flaws.

      * Responsiveness: On average, Microsoft had a fix available 25 days after a security issue was publicly disclosed.
      * Thoroughness: Microsoft was the only vendor to have corrected 100% of the publicly known flaws during the study's time period.
      * Relative Severity: Windows has the fewest vulnerabilities and the fewest "high severity" vulnerabilities of any platform measured.

    5. Re:Hmm ... by stevey · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem with many studies on security is that they are not comparing like with like.

      For example a Microsoft person should be looking at a bare install with XP, IE 6, and all service packs. Nothing else.

      To contrast that with a Linux system you'd install RedHat / Debian and tons of extra softawre, basically whatever comes as part of the "default" installation - however this clearly has a lot more software included, Emacs, Vi, etc.

      On the Linux side trivial security problems with games, or whatever would be counted - artificially inflating the security exploits on the Linux side.

      True there have been several kernel security problems over the past few months, but they should be pretty much all that is compared against Kernel flaws in Windows + Internet Explorer bugs.

    6. Re:Hmm ... by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny

      > It's a product rollout: MS Reality.

      Oh great. A life size talking paper clip following me around; whenever I try to load the dishwasher, it asks me "Are you sure you didn't mean to put the dishes in the compost bin?" and offers to do it for me in the future. Just what I need. :)

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    7. Re:Hmm ... by bersl2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, shouldn't ease of exploitability be taken into account? As I recall, there was a theoretical kernel vulnerability in Linux (in mremap()?) that remained unfixed for a long time, but no one could seem to demonstrate how to exploit it.

    8. Re:Hmm ... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      can't forget, when they say "Publically known flaws" does that mean flaws that they have released information about? or are they flaws that they know about but havn't released info about? or are they flaws that the entire public knows about regardless of microsofts "official public awareness" or them?

      apples to apples, thats all i want. they just need to clarify this.

    9. Re:Hmm ... by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 3, Informative

      Another thing: show up with a $300 to $400 dollar web/database server, all new equipment with receipts, and ask them to duplicate that with Windows and IIS/MS SQL.

      Cheaper my ass.

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  3. windows cheap ? by selderrr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    uhm. Me thinks we need a new definition of cheap here.

    Cheap as in heineken ? Or cheap as in Duvel promo ?

    1. Re:windows cheap ? by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cheap as in "look at all the free software that gets downloaded to your computer" cheap. Or maybe cheap as in the type of shots that will be flying around here soon :-)

  4. Bit of info by PatrickThomson · · Score: 5, Informative

    for the internationally-impaired, the tour is in the UK.

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    1. Re:Bit of info by Niles_Stonne · · Score: 4, Funny


      I'm looking forward to when they drive to the US.

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    2. Re:Bit of info by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny

      for the internationally-impaired, the tour is in the UK.

      Where is this UK you speak of?

      We American have never fought a war with UK so that why I don't know where it's at.

      What? Me fail history and geography? That's umpossible!

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    3. Re:Bit of info by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 4, Funny
      We American have never fought a war with UK...

      Not yet.

      But, uh, you wouldn't know if they might have, well, oil there, would you?

      --

      "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

    4. Re:Bit of info by jazman_777 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Wow they would really need a magic bus to drive all the way from the UK!

      They might make it; sounds like they got the right kind of drugs going already. Coupla more hits and they'll make it.

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  5. Political Emulation Too Much? by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Funny
    Geez - what's next in the political emulation attempts... negative attack ads against Linux?

    Oh, wait...

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    1. Re:Political Emulation Too Much? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yes, and I've got some word of it in advance:

      (sinister music) The Linux operating system has a dark secret - one its supporters don't want you to hear. It can be used by terrorists, and can be installed to operate machines that kill puppies. We don't know about you, but that doesn't sound so free and wonderful to us. What other secrets might Linux be hiding?

      (happy, relaxing music) But Microsoft Windows won't stand for this. Its proven inefficiency helps thwart terrorist activities of every kind. By the time a terrorist installs Windows XP Home Edition on their computer, adds Service Pack 1, installs all of the many patches from Windows Update, implements an antivirus solution, removes the infection of the Welchia worm that was installed prior to downloading the RPC patches, as well as the Sasser worm that was installed prior to downloading the LSASS patches, the forces of good can save those puppies. And if the terrorist tries to share files with his fellow evildoers, no more than six of them will be able to access his machine at a time. Now that's security America can count on. "I'm Bill Gates, and I approve this message."

  6. Cool! by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll burn off some Knoppix cd's and Crash the party!

    (will they have booth babes?)

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    1. Re:Cool! by maxbang · · Score: 5, Funny

      Eh, something tells me there'll be plenty of crashing even without your intervention...

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    2. Re:Cool! by HenrikOxUK · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's excactly what we did, but with TheOpenCD. Look here. I've got lots more copies of TheOpenCD for anyone who wants to go to the three other events.

    3. Re:Cool! by HenrikOxUK · · Score: 4, Informative

      FSM gave away 1000 CDs of Knoppix and TheOpenCD at a similar event in Skopje, Mecedonia last week.

  7. And in related news... by Izago909 · · Score: 5, Funny

    RJR and Phillip Morris unveiled their plans for a traveling road show to promote cigarettes as an effective weight loss solution as well as a stimulant and antidepressant.

  8. Let's work together people by interociter · · Score: 4, Funny
    If we all work together as a team, we can insure that there isn't a single moment on the tour where there isn't a "Powered by Linux" sticker visible on the tour bus.

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    Interociter
    -=What do I want? I'm an American. I want more.
  9. Damn, it's in Britain. by MsGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was hoping this was going on in the US...it would be fun to attend. If only to jeer and heckle.

    Hopefully some British LUGs will be on the case.

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  10. Compatability checklist. by ron_ivi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Anyone have a compatability checklist of file-formats supported by Windows (standard distro) vs file-formats supported by Linux (a standard distro)?

    I'm thinking stuff like .ogg, etc.

    OTOH, if we want to play like msft who probably counts ".doc" and ".ppt" as file formats, we should probably count .fvwmrc, .bashrc, sendmail.cf as well. :)

    1. Re:Compatability checklist. by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      '.doc' and '.ppt' are the two of the three (with Excel being the other) most important file-formats to support. (Actually, you could probably list each version of DOC and the rest. It's not like MS ever releases a new version that can be read in the old...)

      Those are what businesses use everyday, and have thousands/millions of documents in. If your desktop platform doesn't support them, you're business doesn't work these days.

      Of course, that is for desktop platforms...

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  11. Same by andrej73 · · Score: 5, Funny

    >Redmond is as at least cheap and as secure as its open-source rival

    Yes, and I am as at least rich as Bill Gates.

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    Andrej
  12. Sure it's better! by sarah_kerrigan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hello,

    Windows is the best OS, you know. If you use it, you find it makes your mind processes improve all the time, it teaches you how to temple your nerves when something goes wrong (very often, I mean)... and it's much more beautiful (there's something magical in that funny blue screen, don't you think so?)

    Muaaaaaaaaaks
    --

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  13. Ah, more FUD. by Roland+Piquepialle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a load of FUD.

    Microsoft want you to believe that while, Microsoft software may be more in the purchase price department compared to open source software, it's less in implementation costs or maintenance costs, and its TCO will be lower.

    This is, of course, considering the plentiful viruses, worms and other security issues, not the case in reality. The winner in this case is Open Source software.

    Open Source software, of the BSD kind and the GPL kind, has totally changed the way we think about and work with software. One day, we will be able to scientifically determine what software we need to suit our needs. We will know ahead of time exactly what limits and what capabilities each piece of software has. IT managers will be able to sort through real facts based on real research, rather than a bunch of shallow articles and biased reports. Software will survive on its merits alone.

    The whole industry is going to benefit by this, in a large, large way. The question one day will no longer be "Microsoft or Linux?" but "Which Open Source software should we use, and why?"

    Microsoft is severely threatened and it knows it. Pay no attention to it and it will eventually go away.

    1. Re:Ah, more FUD. by riptide_dot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am in agreement with the parent that this is Microsoft being backed into a corner and doing their best to FUD their way out of it...

      IMHO, there are two quesitons that we need to ask ourselves continually, about any new software (open source or not):

      What does it do well?
      What does it do poorly?

      Answering those questions (honestly) about Windows should server to shed light on why Microsoft has the largest desktop market share - Windows is easier for non-techie people to use effectively. Microsoft OSes, no matter which side of the debate you take, do have their merits. I know there's no way my parents, for example, would be able to navigate a Linux desktop, as a lot of the cool functionality that I take for granted in Linux would not only be lost on them, but would probably also serve to confuse them.

      All I'm trying to say is that while Linux is a great new trend that the desktop world is gravitating towards, us Linux fans need to not only keep in mind what companies like Microsoft have done wrong, but also what things they have done right.

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  14. Don't discount this because they say 'Myth' by Sean80 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I think the important thing here is that, irrespective of whether or not we believe that Microsoft is spreading a little bit of mythology if its own, they're doing something that Linux really isn't capable of doing.

    Every day, Microsoft employees are physically in CIO and CEO boardrooms trying to convince executives that Microsoft is a better bet than Linux. Even with a large body of evidence to the contrary, this is something Linux is missing - the financial warchest to use the media and "war buses" to convince people to the contrary.

    There's no such thing as reality - there's only what you believe. The best ideas in history of gone down because nobody believed in them. The worst ideas in history have flourished because somebody sold it stronger than anybody else.

    So yeah, they may be spreading their own version of the truth, but, as is obvious, I think we should be very, very wary of that truth being accepted as reality.

    1. Re:Don't discount this because they say 'Myth' by Apreche · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's why we need to go out and do this. A big problem linux has is that all the geeks who support is usually expend their efforts preaching to the choir. I'm guilty of it as well as everyone here. Look at this, every day on slasdhot we sit around telling each other that linux is awesome. Anyone who reads slashdot already knows it and doesn't need to hear it again. Only I'll still read slashdot because of insightful posts like the parent.

      Instead of posting on a linux forum about how great linux is go out and talk to people. Omg! going out of the house! Ok, well maybe you geeks with no social skills should stay in your mother's basements and wait for us to tall you. But the rest of you linux users should get out there and spread the word in a real way.

      I work for a small company and the boss just hates paying for software. He doesn't really know so much technically about linux, but he knows that its free. Go find a small business that pays too much for MS licenses and make a "sales call" in your spare time. Heck, just converting random people to firefox is a step in the right direction.

      Whatever your coding isn't that urgent that you can't wait to do it later :P

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  15. Microsoft bus tour update by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    This just in...

    Apparently Microsoft's tour bus crashed because of a faulty driver.

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    1. Re:Microsoft bus tour update by endx7 · · Score: 5, Funny

      In response, Microsoft claimed it was a third party driver, and denied all responsibility.

  16. Anyone notice... by haute_sauce · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...That the tour is taking place in Europe, where they were just slammed with HEAVY antitrust fines, and not the U.S. ?

    1. Re:Anyone notice... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wish they would do another tour in Flanders. I would know what to wear.
      what to bring along.
      And where to get someone to get me out of prison again.

  17. So who will be the first? by MikeCapone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To organize so that people give away free Linux CDs (Knoppix?) to the people attending these events?

    1. Re:So who will be the first? by HenrikOxUK · · Score: 5, Informative

      People in Skopje, Macedonia were first, giving away 1000 CDs last week!

  18. Source code is their only IP? by 14erCleaner · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the article:

    "Our source code is our only intellectual property," said [MS spokesman] Barley

    So have all of their thousands of software patents been invalidated, or are they about to donate them to the public domain?

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  19. Pictures from the event by HenrikOxUK · · Score: 4, Informative
  20. Re:Truth be told by ePhil_One · · Score: 3, Insightful
    We've tried switching to Linux, but have switched back because the costs of training were simply too high to justify it.

    I can't decide if this is a troll or if this is one of those "underground" marketing campaigns Microsoft like to pay for. Hmm, let me try:

    I tries switching to Windows 2003, but switched back because the lack of standards compliance, security flaws, and high costs of training made it impossible to justify, even when MS offered to give it to me for free.

    Yeah, definately underground marketing....

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  21. An insult to cigarettes by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Say what you want about cigarettes, I never wanted to strangle Joe Camel. Clippy on the other hand...

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  22. Irrelevantly about beer instead of freedom... by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Makes it easy to critique a straw opponent when you redefine the terms to mean what you want them to mean. Microsoft defines "free" as in "beer" and anyone who knows much of anything about Linux knows the "free" aspect of Linux that represents the most value, is the "freedom" aspect of the OS, not the purchase cost.

    As long as Microsoft is comparing based on cost, they either just don't get it, or think they can bamboozle their audience.

    On the other hand, anyone who is interested in a comparison based on the "free"dom-ness of the two OSes, will find the Microsoft presentation a complete non-sequitur.

  23. short yellow bus by elviscious · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet that their battle bus is really just one of those short yellow buses.

  24. Microsoft by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Well, this should come as no surprise.

    If things continue as they are, this would only be a small obstacle for Linux and other alternatives.

    I think, however, that Microsoft is just using as much marketing as they can to hold of Linux until Longhorn can come out. With .NET's browser apps, if they can just keep most of their current customers for the time being and transition them over to this, lock-in is assured.

    Linux really needs a better graphics toolkit and GUI framework. Otherwise, people will be going with XAML a lot of the time. Hopefully something can be done about it. Hardware support is part of the problem, but the glitches in toolkits such as GTK+ and Mozilla XUL are also a big part of the problem. QT is crystal clear and lightning fast, but because of its licensing Sun isn't promoting a PLAF for QT. Too bad.

    I think Trolltech should give serious consideration to the idea of putting QT under the LGPL. It would allow their platform to grow a lot, and they could start selling development tools and maybe extra controls instead.

    In any case, Microsoft won't switch me, nor a lot of Linux devs over to Longhorn. I could see them making my job tough though.

  25. Debunking a few of the myths surrounding Linux by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Funny

    MYTH 1) Linux is actually a pleisiosaur from the cretatious period living in a lake in Scotland.

    FACT: Linux is an operating system kernel.

    MYTH 2) In Mandarin Chinese, the phrase GNU/Linux, loosely translated, means "Bit the wax tadpole."

    FACT: Linux is developed by hard working, intelligent programmers who submit their source code to a community repository, where fans of the operating system can retreive, adapt, and download the kernel at their leisure.

    MYTH 3) In 1953, a saucer full of Linux crashed landed on a farm in Roswell, New Mexico.

    FACT: Linux is used in solutions from many of the top software firms around the world, including IBM and Sun Microsystems. Because of its open codebase, it is easy to adapt to just about any hardware configuration without costly customizations.

    MYTH 4) Douching with Linux directly after sex prevents pregnancy and/or veneral disease.

    FACT: Linux installations make up as much as five percent of the desktop computers in active use, and as much as 80% of webservers.

    MYTH 5) Linux is a quality server operating system but still kind of a shoddy platform for everyday usage due to a number of conflicting desktop standards, graphical toolkits and a tireless devotion to supporting underpowered legacy systems rather than creating a single, modern standard. Attempts to critique this obvious shortcoming are met with an intensely emotional tirade that neither solves the inherent problem nor serves to edify the critic.

    FACT: Actually, this is entirely true.

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  26. Linux is being sold now. by Tantris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Linux does have that now. Do you think IBM, Novell/Suse, and Redhat are just sitting around? IBM has gotten a bunch of big installations of Linux done. Novell/Suse just got McDonald's to test changing over it's POS's. Microsoft is not the only one doing this anymore.

    1. Re:Linux is being sold now. by awkScooby · · Score: 5, Funny
      Linux does have that now. Do you think IBM, Novell/Suse, and Redhat are just sitting around?

      I guess you're not familiar with Novell's marketing department...

  27. how are those figures fudged? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.microsoft.com/mscorp/facts/default.asp
    Win2003 less then RedHat E3 or Suse8?
    was it per copy or per seat?
    per copy i can beleive

    i find it hard to believe that windows won on the per seat.

    http://www.redhat.com/apps/commerce/rhel/es/
    $3 50 - $1000 (no seat limit?)

    http://www.pricewatch.com/
    winServer 2003 5 seats - $150
    winServer 2003 25 seats - $1150

    so take a small business 100 machines plus servers.

    windows - $4600 per server
    redhat - $1000 total (for the uber delux edition, just to make it more fair)

  28. Re:Gotta love... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry....

    You suck too

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  29. Jihad by br00tus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article - "From the talk today, it seems that Microsoft have appreciated the difficulty of persuading the passionate Linux folk. One Microsoft exec described the anti-Microsoft feelings as a 'jihad.'"

    Yes, that's subtle, comparing Linux advocates to Al Qaeda and Iraqi rebels. This is after Jim Allchin calling Linux a "destroyer", Ballmer calling it a "cancer" and so forth.

    I take it as a matter of faith that Microsoft desires to destroy Linux. Part one is public relations, part two is getting the government to go after it.

    It didn't escape my attention that the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution's Ken Brown is saying he's looking into the employment agreements of Linux contributors to see if any of the employers might own the copyright to off-hours work of Linux contributors. I remember a prominent case a few years ago where some developer wrote something after work and his employer sued him later saying it belonged to them even if it wasn't work related. The battle stretches from the workplace, to the government, to big business as far as I can see - the employment agreements wage slaves have to sign due to poor collective bargaining power helps lead to the destruction of Linux (or perhaps just a monkey wrench like the one that stalled BSD for years and years in litigation). It is already having an effect - Linus is spending time worrying about legal nonsense instead of developing the kernel. It doesn't just go away when ignored, Microsoft and company seem to desire some sort of primitive accumulation of the digital commons. The solution is to look into the OSDL and their Linux legal defense fund and that sort of thing. The travesty of employment contracts which comes in to haunt Linux has to be fought in workplaces. These people are playing for keeps. And it has already had an effect if you think about it.

  30. Re:Insane by ValourX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They claim that Windows is more secure because they compare Windows 2003 (new product, not a lot of time to find security holes) to Red Hat 7.2, which has not only been around for years but it's been unsupported for years, having been replaced many times over.

    You can prove anything through selective analysis.

    -Jem

  31. Re:Truth be told by Decaff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe it makes sense over a five or ten year span

    It certainly does. There is this myth that Microsoft products do not require training. This is just not true. The transitions from NT4 to Win2K or XP, for example, are significant, especially for administrators. For users, the change between different MS Office versions have often been highly troublesome, both in terms of interfaces and add-on/script migration. These are expensive matters. A significant issue for corporate clients of Microsoft is that the licencing and support enforces upgrades.

    My point is that over a 5-10 year period, the training requirements enforced by Microsoft licencing combined with OS changes could well be much worse than the cost of migration and training for a Linux desktop; a decision which allows a break from the hardware/software upgrade cycle, and can lead to significant cost savings in the long term.

    Linux will increase significantly in viability against Microsoft systems because it has rapidly increasing support from companies who have the resources to ensure that it does: Companies like Sun, Novell, HP and RedHat are putting huge resources into making Linux an even better desktop system.

  32. Re:Truth be told by sqlrob · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For a few admins, possibly. For the majority of users? No, it doesn't follow.

  33. Excellent Opportunity by Niles_Stonne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Linux Users' Groups should follow the bus passing out CDs for free (or even just the cost of the CD). Challenge Microsoft to give out their OS. The LUG members should also hand out contact info and meeting times for their meetings - that way they can find out where to get good support as well.

    Signs such as "Windows is CHEAP, Linux is Inexpensive." should be used liberally as well.

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  34. What the QA sessions will be like.... by greymond · · Score: 3, Funny

    MS Rep: Microsoft is now more secure than ever, not to mention our proven track record of security in the past.

    Person 1: Hasn't your security been laughed at in the past?

    MS Rep: Microsoft's NT and 2000 platforms set the ground work for our current XP OS.

    Person 1: Maybe, but hasn't your Windows 95, and 98 OS's been nothing but trouble?

    Person 2: Yeah and what about Millenium?

    MS Rep: Windows 95 and 98 are just older and so are not supported anymore, I have no idea what this Millenium is you speak of.

    Person 2: What are you talking about of course you do I have a install disk righ there.

    MS Rep2: We don't know what you are talking about, security please escort this man out.

    Person 3: Hay what about the bug reports on IE that occur every week.

    MS Rep: Ok will security please escort out all the slashdot and wired readers, thanks.

    MS Rep: So what do we think of MS now?

    MS Rep2: I think its great

  35. Re:Favorite part from website by nizo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, since they don't seem to offer this software for Linux, I would need to wipe my hard drive and buy a copy of Windows. But wait, my machine is too slow to run XP (can you even still buy 2000 off the shelf anymore?) so I better go get a new machine too. Which is good, since I would hate to wipe this machine, since I use it every day as a desktop, as well as the machine that provides our internal web server (low volume) and houses the CD burner. Not bad for an old tired machine with software that cost about $1 (for the cds we used to burn the OS onto).

  36. Oh, the irony... by karmatic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I try to load the Get The Facts site in IE, it loads just fine.

    When I try to load it under Mozilla Firebird 0.7, I get redirected to http://www.microsoft.com/info/customerror.htm, with the error "We're sorry, we were unable to service your request. As an option, you may visit any of the pages below for information about Microsoft services and products."

    Doesn't only showing the page to the people using your product kind of beat the purpose?

  37. Re:Truth always overcomes by Lochin+Rabbar · · Score: 4, Funny

    If there's one thing that Reagan has taught us, is that truth always beats falsehoods.

    I don't remember that.

  38. More harm than good? by miyako · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not that I particularly mind MS shooting itself in it's foot, but I really wonder if Microsoft is doing itself more harm than good by bringing so much attention to Linux. I know a lot of people who completely dismissed Linux prior to Microsoft making such a big deal out of showing it's competitive. I just wonder if microsoft is inadvertently drawing attention to the competition.

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  39. And bumblebees can't fly... by mangu · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I don't know if this is a legend, but I have read that, according to the formulas used by aerospace engineers, a bumblebee can't fly. It's useless to extrapolate empiric rules, the only thing that matters is the practical result.


    There used to be a site called alldas.de where crackers submitted links to the sites they defaced. Apache had, and still has, at least three sites in the web for each site based on a Microsoft server. Yet, when I checked, Microsoft had four defaced sites for each defaced Apache site in alldas. So, the practical reality says Microsoft is about twelve times more insecure than Apache.

    1. Re:And bumblebees can't fly... by mangu · · Score: 4, Informative
      I look in my firewall syslogs and see LOTS of scanning for Windows specific ports and zero for *nix. My IIS logs are full of attempts to exploit known IIS vulnerabilities. From my logs, I conclude that Windows is simply targeted 100x more than Apache.


      So do you all and the whole Internet, my friend, that's what they call "worms"! I have seen in my logs countless of the same attacks against IIS, even if my system is clearly labeled as Apache. It just happens that attacking IIS systems is so easy that it has been automated, there are millions systems out there looking for IIS vulnerabilities. But, if you read carefully my post, you'll notice I didn't mention such automated attacks. The cracked sites I mentioned were those that crackers defaced by hand, that is, by a personal effort. But, in the end, it doesn't matter. Microsoft systems are more vulnerable to automated attacks, they are more vulnerable to people-initiated attacks, they are more vulnerable, period!

  40. I have my own :) by vandan · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've put up my own site on MySQL and Access, at: http://enthalpy.homelinux.org/MySQL/

    I've got a couple of pages on setup instructions and code examples, and finally a cost comparison with a full Microsoft stack. The full Microsoft stack doesn't exactly come out on top... If anyone has any comments on the figures, feel free to respond - I want it to be at least as free of bullshit as Microsoft's "Get the Facts" campaign :)

  41. 50 billion in the bank by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Funny
    And the best idea they can come up with is a bus? So who is going to come to the bus and walk away thinking, "Gosh, maybe Windows is really cheaper."

    I'd say the odds were pretty much zero.

    The only thing that could save MSFT now is a fully operational death star.

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  42. And bumblebees can fly... by lothar97 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's all about methodology:

    "It doesn't mean bees can't fly, or that engineers say they can't fly. It just means that insect flight is very complicated and, even with computers, our fluid dynamic modeling techniques aren't yet able to quite handle such a complicated problem. Then there's the problem of verification. If you can't measure the pressures and velocities around a wing, how can you verify your calculations?"

    At least says Dr. Galapagos

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  43. Looking at linux vs windows realisticly by dinodrac · · Score: 3, Informative

    Looking at the costs/benefits of linux vs windows realistically, its easy to see where M$ gets some of their flawed conclusions, because they aren't entirely flawed, just not the complete picture.

    The initial software cost is much higher for windows that linux.

    However, *nix systems generally require more technical skill than windows systems to manage.
    That means *nix admins demand higher salaries.

    Long term, the increased salaries are going to be more that the savings in software costs.
    Unfortunately, this is where Microsoft's analysis stops.

    In terms of the man hours spent, Microsoft probably assumes the use of every available centralized management tool that they provide, and assumes it to work correctly. In the real world,
    administrators rarely make use of such tools for
    servers, except in extremely large scale enviroments. They are too complicated to set up initially, too difficult to learn, and they break frequently, because there is almost nothing for windows thats designed to be unattended.

    The nature of a typical linux enviroment however, makes centralized administration much easier, *IF* the administrator sets the systems up properly to begin with. Thats where a large portion of the cost savings for linux comes in. If you are managing more than a handful of servers and don't have central patch & software distribution, configuration management, and central monitoring set up, you are probably wasting time and money.

    Now, lets look at the security issue. Out of the box, linux and windows are arguably equally insecure.

    *nix administrators work deeper into the guts of the system, and have a better understanding of how things interact. Linux, and other *nix systems don't have the black box mentality of windows, so with someone understanding both the system and the security issues, a VERY secure configuration can result, all the potential exposures can be understood, and risks can be kept minimal.

    On the other hand, with windows, you see what microsoft wants you to see. With their history of hiding security flaws, and with the complexities of the system hidden behind a pretty GUI, its quite possible that there are less than a handful of people even at microsoft that know how it works and really understand how things interact. (Keep in mind that Microsoft has reportedly employed a highly compartmentalized development process, with very few people being allowed to see the whole of any project. They apparently don't even know whats going on with their own software.)

    Bottom line from a cost factor, if all you have are one or two servers running windows, and you don't have a compelling reason to switch, don't. On the other hand, if you have a large number of servers to manage, you may be able to find a reason to switch, but look at the costs and benefits REALISTICLY, and plan well so that you actually save money.

    From a security factor, every piece of software will have flaws. Those risks are easier to manage under linux, but they will be there. If you expect linux to be a magic bullet that makes all your security problems go away, it isn't.

    Finally, if you decide to embark on ANY migration, do your homework. Make sure you understand what your network and servers are doing, and what buisness processes they support. Be prepared for unexpected dependancies, such as users storing files on network shares where you don't expect, or applications that have to talk to a program running on one of your machines. Most of these interactions won't be documented properly, even in a tightly controlled network.

    Plan your deployment carefully, and implement centralized controls from the start, so that you avoid having to micromanage each server on a daily basis. Set up maintainance schedules. Don't neglect backups. A well planned linux deployment will save you money in the long run. A poorly planned one will be a bottomless financial pit.

  44. tell the truth to your "filesystem" by kardar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's how filesystem corruption happens, when something causes the data to be written incorrectly, somewhere along the line.

    If Microsoft is telling the truth about the end result of a business choosing their products is security and TCO equal to or better than Linux - the bottom line, so to speak - what a business will actually experience - then I fully support an individual's right to choose whichever software platform they think is best for themselves or for their business.

    But if what happens here is that some data gets fed to potential customers, and those potential customers choose to choose Windows, and then five years later they realize that their TCO and their security was not what they thought it would be - the bottom line, that is - then the customers will realize that the data they were fed was wrong, and Microsoft will lose customers.

    So in a sense, this is an experiment that will take perhaps a decade. If this information is not suitable or not of the accuracy and appropriateness necessary to help businesses make informed decisions about security and TCO -- the bottom line, the end result for the business -- then while Microsoft might make a sale today, the word of mouth and customer experiences in the future will do significant damage to Microsoft's reputation.

    You see how so many people already don't take them seriously and how everyone makes fun of this already. If those folks are correct, which as it has been pointed out, the studies are comparing apples and oranges, then this situation is only going to get worse, and the computer illiterate will begin to not trust Microsoft.

    So while it might be easy to fool a computer illiterate person once, it is going to be next to physically impossible to re-gain that person's trust once that trust has been lost. And if you think about it, I don't see how we can expect there to be only one major OS vendor in the world anyway. Maybe when computers were a new thing, when computers were just a new-fangled toy, but as computers become a part of our lives, and as computers become something similar to cars, something that we use every day and something that is a serious part of our everyday lives, I just don't see how we can move forward, given this widespread adoption of computers, with having only one proprietary OS vendor dominant. It's simply unrealistic.

    It appears that MS is, unbeknownst to itself, laying the groundwork for a massive alienation of its own customer base. The way that they can prevent this, or at least mitigate it, is to tell the truth. But what IS the truth, and can they even say it?

  45. My favorite MS Lie by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Switching from Windows to Linux Prohibitively Eexpensive, Extremely Complex"

    I did this 2 days ago. Rebuilding a fried box, reinstalling Windows took about 3 hours (including a 45 minute search for my legitimate license key), I had to constantly babysit the computer for a each prompt, and when it was finally complete, did not work properly. Rather than waste the rest of the night trying to troubleshoot the damned thing and get it all working I gave up, stuck in the Lindows cd I got for free, clicked I agree and started smoking a cigarette. Before I was done smoking the install was completed and was waiting for me to reboot. Now all I have to do is apt-get the programs I want to use (already using the windows version of just about every GNU/Linux software anyone needs on a pc) and I'll be done.

    I'm kinda lazy and cheap, but not stupid.
    Do I pick Windows (Pain in the ass to install, Hell to operate and protect, and expensive to buy and get support for, which needs to be periodically reinstalled when it stops working for no apparent reason)
    Or do I pick Linux (easy to install, free to get, and millions of developers that give you the info you need to keep things going for free on a stable platform that can be trusted not to inexplicably decide not to work)?

    -Yeah, I know I picked Lindows in this example, but I've tried installing other distros, and they were all easier and faster than the Windows Reinstall Hell I've been through many times.
    -Yes I do still use windows, they have some of my important data locked up in some of their apps that I can't use without their platform. I've learned from this mistake and am going through the painful transition of RECREATING the info in opensource formats.
    -Damn. That last one let me know that Microsoft is right. It really is a complicated, expensive and painful procedure to transition from Windows to Linux: Complicated because you have to free your info from their locked-down shitty closed source applications-usually fixing a crapload of errors generated by these same apps, wasting a lot of time(=money), and wishing you never made the mistake of using Microsoft crap in the first place (painful).

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  46. Your Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful



    Well. Here you have it. A perfect opportunity.

    Disclaimer: I don't like Linux much. The only reason I pay attention is the thorn in Microsoft's side that Linux represents. No matter how you slice it, it's darn difficult to compete with free.

    The problem: Linux has usability holes you could drive an aircraft carrier through. Luckily, Windows is bad enough that even that doesn't matter as much as it should.

    My advice? Go to the road show. Learn what it is that they think they're better at. Learn which of those things are the most important to their customers. And then, get to work: Do it better, preferably by the next day or so.

    I see an opportunity. I hope you take it, because if you do, the day you can convince me (and lots of others like me) to become interested in Linux will draw measurably nearer.

    Back to your regularly scheduled discussion of whatever it is that this post is about...

  47. The reports are available in PDF!!?? by rayd75 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find it highly amusing that Microsoft chose to use PDF files on this particular page when throughout the rest of their site they've pretended that Word documents are some sort of universal standard. Finally an admission by Microsoft itself that Word isn't the best format for publications you acually want EVERYONE to be able to read.

    1. Re:The reports are available in PDF!!?? by Stumbles · · Score: 3, Funny

      No... they finally realized Word keeps track of prior edits and they did not want everyone to find out the real goodies.

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  48. Go, but dont act like fools by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Go to the tour stops, and act responsibly while you pass out flyers, cds and hurl tough questions at the speakers...

    Dont act like a bunch of idiots that came to heckle.

    We all have a chance to make OSS look good and make a useful statment.. on Microsoft's dime!

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  49. Additional ideas for future MS campaigns by mabu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just in case this latest tour doesn't work, I'd like to offer some suggestions for Microsoft's marketing department for future promotions:

    * Produce a study that reveals "Linux users have smaller penises"

    * Include free Windows 2000 server license in new McDonald's Happy Meals.

    * Purchase one of the Internet backbone providers and start refusing to process packets from non-Microsoft networks.

    * Offer Microsoft-Certified-Linux-Professional-Systems-Eng ineer certification, which is in effect, a room where they strap people to chairs a la "A Clockwork Orange" and show them a never ending stream of Steve Balmer video speeches.

    * Release "Windows For Linux" desktop which at first appears to be a window manager, but actually removes Linux and installs Server 2000.

    * Start rumor that Linus Torvalds is a member of Al Quaeda.

    * Get patent on common sense and free thinking and charge all Linux users with IP infringement.

    * Update scripts of upcoming Star Wars and Harry Potter movies to show that Darth Vader and Valdemort are "powered by Linux."

  50. Where are they?--so we can be sure not to go there by kale77in · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One funny section from 'The Soul of a New Machine' (Tracey Kidder, 1982 Pulitzer Prize for non-fiction) details how IBM instructed their sales staff to warn customers about Data General.

    According to staff at Data General this was the best advertising they had ever had (and they had some good advertising). As they told the story, quite a lot of IBM's customers straightaway came over to chat, saying, "IBM warned us about you guys; you must be doing something we ought to know about."

    As Kidder put it, it was like: "Where is this 'Data General'? -- so we can be sure not to go there. What's their phone number? -- so we can be sure not to call it!"

  51. Re:Sorry Microsoft.. Experience beats FUD hands do by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Except all the reports I've read show UNIX admins administering several times as many machines as your MCSE point-and-click mouse monkey...so your $80 UNIX sysadmin is actually being paid the same as four or five $50K mouse monkeys...

    Oh, wait, you can script in Windows? Wonder why nobody does...

    Maybe it's because it's so "command-line-like"?

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  52. Report from those who were there by Alain+Williams · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is a short write up of the event. Alain Williams wrote it &
    received comments from Phil Hands and Luke Kenneth Casson Leighton .

    The MS announcement
    http://www.microsoft.co.uk/events/Ms EStdEventDisp. asp?params=fHx8fDB8bXNldmVudHN8MHww&EventID=80 61

    ****

    All that you ever wanted to know about Linux but were afraid to ask.

    Officially called:
    20:20 Seminar Series: Microsoft Windows and Linux An open and honest technology discussion

    How is MicroSoft presenting Linux to its customers ? We need to know so that we can be ready for
    the challenge. MicroSoft is an important competitor, we cannot afford to ignore it, we cannot
    just dismiss it with a smile of smug superiority

    The undersigned were at the above MicroSoft presentation in London, England on 10 June 2004.
    This is not a literal report, more an attempt to extract the ideas of what was said as sound bites.

    There were some 300 delegates, about 90% wearing suits. MicroSoft was well aware that many
    Linux types were present.

    This was a carefully scripted event with someone acting like a TV chat show host. The banter and
    'off the cuff' jokes (it is a good idea to keep your contact list of girlfriends protected from your wife)
    were well rehearsed.

    First part: presentations

    Philip Dawson - Senior Program Director - Meta Group

    . Open Office is incomplete and incompatible.
    . Have to repackage when the kernel changes.
    . Difficult to replace MS support with Linux equivalent
    . Cost of ongoing integration & support
    . Desktop:
    * lacks ecosystem (exchange, active directory, office, 3rd party divers & apps)
    * lack of admin tools
    * requires ITO to do something
    * desktop is about breadth, Linux is narrow
    . Much of Linux uptake is Unix -> Linux migration, little Windows -> Linux
    . The costs between Linux and Windows balance out when you buy RedHat/SuSE (Debian is
    not suitable for the enterprise because there is no support).
    . Should focus on services
    . Problems with the different Open Sources licenses - if you want to base an app on Linux
    you need to understand all the different licenses otherwise you will get into trouble.
    . The Operating System is not comoditised, the battle is on the application stack, this
    is where the focus is.
    . Beware the corporate IP threat:
    * You may loose control of your own written applications
    * Liabilities from use of open source (eg SCO) (I think he said this)
    . If you deploy Active Directory do not deploy Samba
    . Moving shell scripts Unix -> Linux is difficult (ie so why not move to Windows)
    . There is no hardware saving if you deploy Windows or Linux - ie the same number of boxes needed.
    . He dismissed, as largely irrelevant, all hardware platforms other than Intel compatible ones.
    . There were several other cheap jibes that showed ignorance but which would be taken
    as true by many who are not familiar with Linux.
    . Don't look at the TCO (Total Cost of Ownership), look at the ROI (Return On Investment).
    . MySql is incomplete and does not scale. Don't compare MySql to MS-SQL, but it would be rude to MS Access
    to compare MySql to it.

    Nick Barley - Directory of Marketing - Microsoft UK

    . Boardroom Boredom. Most boards don't really care about IT, they regard it as a cost that
    never really delivers on what it promises.
    . Why MS ? : "We make the complex simple"
    . MS provides simple packages apps.
    . "Its free v MS" is a not true headline, you need to look at the TCO.
    . Linux cost has moved to the same as the MS model - RedHat charges now
    . Ecosystem buzzword was used again, MS has a lot of partners: integrators, ISVs, ...
    . With MS you get the software all from one place, with Linux if comes from all over,
    he quoted Larry Ellison (I think) ''if you saw an airplane with wings made by differ