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Flashing Back to the Dotcom Era: 24 Hour Dotcom

comforteagle writes "I was taken back six years in one swoop by the 24 Hour dotcom project this morning. A group of german folks at the Wizards of OS conference have launched 24 hour sit-in 'to create a dotcom business from scratch in 24 hours.' As of writing there's only three hours left until the IPO on eBay. Half serious, half art project, it looks like great fun."

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  1. Dotcom business? by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that in the same league as "placebo chemist" or "linux licence"?

    Really, I'd only be impressed if they subsequently managed to burn through a few million dollars and go out of business within 24 hours - like most other dotcoms in the '90s ;-)

    1. Re:Dotcom business? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On that same note... do people go bankrupt in the next 48 hours? It's not really a dotcom business without an amazing fireball of destruction as investors realize that an internet operated toaster isn't going to make any money.

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    2. Re:Dotcom business? by flinxmeister · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I say raise the bar.

      Where is the 10 million dollar data center, corporate jet, and 5 million lines of worthless code?

    3. Re:Dotcom business? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, this isn't such a bad idea. What if (and that's a big "what if") a bunch of technologists and business people from various walks really did attempt to all take a vacation about the same time, then worked non-stop on a new business for a week? What would they be able to produce? Would they be able to create any business relationships? Perhaps even secure some form of long term funding inside that period?

      The real problem I see is the number of people. If it did work, and everyone decided to stay with the business (i.e. give their two-week with their current employer), what would their burn rate be? At 50,000-75,00 per employee, you could be potentially burning the better part of a million dollars a month. And would the results of the company be maintainable? (The pace definitely wouldn't be.) Interesting thought exercise, anyway.

  2. 3 hours left until the IPO by Schreckgestalt · · Score: 5, Funny

    and 6 hours left until they have to fire every employee... or outsource them to india.

  3. They forgot one other part... by dotslashconfig · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Half serious, half art project

    Half-stupid. The sad part is, someone is going to buy into this heap.

    Impulse is a scary force in human nature.

    1. Re:They forgot one other part... by jooon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Half-stupid. The sad part is, someone is going to buy into this heap.

      And some suckers already have:

      Investors

      • 2% Sabine Blaich
      • 1% Daniel O'Huiginn
      • 2% Martin Melle
      • 2% JA Johannesen
      • 2% Jon Aslund
      • 2% Roger Nesbitt
      • 2% Steve Mallett
      • 5% Gustaf Bjorklund
      • 2% Joris Bontje
      • 2% Gerard van Schip
      • 2% Adam Wasta
      • 2% Matthew Langham

      /Jon Aslund

  4. Their todo list by flimnap · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:

    * 19:00 Building the Office
    * 19:30 Kick-off party
    * 19:45 International expansion
    * 22:00 Concepts and planning
    * 02:00 Nightly coding
    * 14:00 Milestone 1
    * 15:00 Milestone 2
    * 16:00 Milestone 3
    * 16:50 Milestone 4
    * 17:00 Press conference
    * 18:00 Final candidate 1
    * 18:30 Release Party
    * 19:00 Final release
    * 18:59 Launch, IPO on eBay

    They sure do have their priorities right! All the essential ingredients of a dotcom...

  5. IPO by Teri+in+Hell · · Score: 4, Interesting

    An IPO on eBay? It sounds creepy and foreshadowing of things to come. As if eBay isn't central to our economy enough.

    Any /.er's planning to bid?

    1. Re:IPO by rusty0101 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Any chance on shorting the stock?

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  6. Thanks slashdot! by Tom7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure they are really appreciating the slashdotting given that they only have a few hours left to construct and sell their web-based application.

    1. Re:Thanks slashdot! by zoeith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We're beta testing their web-based application for them!

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    2. Re:Thanks slashdot! by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny

      I didn't see them listed at www.fuckedcompany.com yet. Are they behind schedule?

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  7. getting a dot com by jooon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One of the harder things to do within 24 hours seems to actually get a dot com address.

    1. Re:getting a dot com by cgenman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe the hip new thing about the dot com is that it is infact an IP address...

      "Have you heard of the hot new search engine, sixty four dot forty six dot one twenty eight dot two?"

      "Yeah, but it's a blatant ripoff of sixty four dot forty six dot one twenty eight dot one."

      "Well, they only had 24 hours."

  8. What does it mean if it works? by Fragholio · · Score: 5, Interesting
    If something like this succeeds, what does it mean for business? For daily life?

    "Sorry honey, I can't go visit your parents with you, I'm starting a business today. But I'll be finished with it by Tuesday..."

    Another implication...as much as our friends in Redmond slap us in the face with the fact that businesses are all about making money and not about providing goods or services, I wonder how people would trust a business that literally sprang up overnight to be in our best interest?

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  9. Forgive me... by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 4, Funny
    * 19:00 Profit!

    [ducks]

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  10. [body bgcolor="white"] by autopr0n · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or:
    <style>
    body{
    background-color: white;
    }
    <style>

    People never used to forget this, but now I see it all the time... People just assume that the background color on a web page will be white, and design with that in mind.

    Well, I've got my browsers set to show gray backgrounds by default, JUST THE WAY GOD INTENDED! None of this white background heresy! Btw, slashdot apperantly dosn't allow >body bgcolor="white"> as a subject, even thought they convert "<>" to "&lt;&gt" automaticaly. Lame.

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    1. Re:[body bgcolor="white"] by wileynet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Am I missing something? Why are you changing your browser's default background color for webpages? Is there significant need for this? To change the default, then whine about pages that don't display properly?

  11. About Right by mfh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah 24 hours is about right. They should phone Trump and do each hour in realtime for reality TV. That'd be something I'd watch.

    "We have no content, no products or services."

    "Don't be so negative, we have kittens!"

    "Right, kittens!"

    "They can play with the kittens if they register on the site..."

    "And registration should be 5 tier'd so we can upscale our sales model."

    "Why only 5? Let's go with 10 tiers, so everything from Zinc members right up to Platinum VIP Studs."

    "Ok, we're done."

    "How long was that?"

    "We have about 23.56 hours left."

    "Let's get some beer!"

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  12. I am a Slashdot sucker... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am a Slashdot sucker. I just paid $11 for 1% of a 24-hour fly-by night company that showed up on Slashdot.

    Considering I never lost any money on dot-coms though, it seems like a good investment. Yes? Or no?

    I mean, their marketing guy got a story on Slashdot which is more than I can say I've ever accomplished!

    1. Re:I am a Slashdot sucker... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      I am a Slashdot sucker. I just paid $11 for 1% of a 24-hour fly-by night company that showed up on Slashdot.

      On behalf of OSDN I would just like to say thank you for your slashdot subscription :-)

  13. Dupe alert! by maxbang · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the original.

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  14. Yeah, but..... by gr8fulnded · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it was a true dot com, it'll be dead in another 24 hours.

    --Dave

  15. The real sad part by ronmon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that this is probably more planning than went into 99% of the dot.coms.

  16. I need my eyes checked by sahonen · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought it said "Build a dot-com that will scratch in 24 hours." I didn't know it was possible to go out of business that fast!

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  17. Awesome. by artlu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a great use of how powerful the Internet can become. These guys are going to get a ton of traffic and have a viable site now because of slashdot. Wow. Anyway, I also tried to start a dotcom this week - GroupShares.com - and it had a very successful first week. About 50 registered users and some ad money from adsense - enough to Incorporate in FL anyway. Goes to show that if you do enough work, maybe anyone can get a dotcom off the ground.

    Cool.
    Aj

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  18. Re:like far too many dotcoms... by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a joke/art project.

    part of the 'dotcom' thing is to NOT HAVE THOSE THINGS before kicking off.

    however, who knows, they might have invented something brilliant in the 24hours. but they started with a clean table, which was also part of the 'thing' in this project.

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  19. Visit them ! by proxy2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can find their dotcom site at

    http://dozomo.24hdc.com/

    Taken from their site:


    What is dozomo?

    Dozomo is a quick way to reach every search engine in the world! Just type the name of a search engine followed by a search term, and dozomo will take you there immediately. If you want to search google for "Miles Davis", for example, type "google Miles Davis". To search allmusic for "Miles Davis", just type "allmusic Miles Davis".


    Soon they will be millionaires with this !

    1. Re:Visit them ! by s7uar7 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh dear. Do none of them use Firefox? You can do exactly the same from your address bar.

  20. Search Proxy at WOS3 by roell · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Dozomo team has manipulated the Webproxy at the WOS3-Conference so that when you query Google, you are redirected to Dozomo. The problem is that your search parameters are not passed on. So users are forced to enter their search query a second time and post the dozomo-form. Then they get to google (or whatever search engine they specified).

    Bad enough, but it gets worse: When you now modify your search query on google, you are redirected back again - and again, your search query is not passed on!

    Querying the web from the conference is a pain at the moment. If I had shares, I would sell them.

  21. Re:Doesn't domain registration alone take longer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    It would appear that they used a subdomain, so they already had the .com available. No need to wait for registrars.

  22. That is funny by ACNiel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If only I had mod points. This is so funny.

    Whatever happened to ESR saying he wasn't going to let his new found wealth go to his head. What a pompous ass. Reminds me of a fortune I got the other day (maybe even at the bottom of a /. page)

    "Don't be humble... you're not that great."

  23. Actually this is the inverse of a dot-com by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Interesting
    They're building the app *before* getting funding. That's not how the dot-coms did it, for the most part.

    I have this vivid recollection of going to visit a Silicon Valley dot-com in 2000. They were bidding to provide the backend for an ecommerce project I was working on for another dot-com (see how incestuous the whole thing was?).

    We talked for a while about their underlying technology. I noticed a couple of dozen people scurrying around in the open bay of the converted light industrial warehouse, so I asked the CTO what all of those people were doing. "They're in marketing and sales," he replied confidently.

    "So who are your current customers?" I couldn't help but ask.

    "Well, our infrastructure is still being rolled out," he answered.

    "Umm.. you mean, your datacenter is still in the works?"

    "Well, yes, but the application itself is still evolving."

    I could tell where this was headed. "What percentage of this functionality we've been talking about is actually available right now, today?"

    He at least had enough shame to avert his gaze as he admitted, "Well, we're almost there. I'd say 75% of the functionality is there right now, but by the time we finish you're project, we'll have all of the desired functionality for our product."

    These guys had over $10M in funding, and had been in business for four months before we spoke with them. Their revolutionary new technology was essentially an Object Perl framework for building websites. They had no customers. They had no product. They had lots of money. All of their managers were under 30 years old.

    THAT was a dot-com.

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  24. Re:Doesn't domain registration alone take longer? by xanderwilson · · Score: 2, Funny

    No fair reading the article.

    Alex.

  25. flawed business plan - no patent, no lawsuits by hugesmile · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:

    * 19:00 Building the Office
    * 19:30 Kick-off party
    * 19:45 International expansion
    * 22:00 Concepts and planning
    * 02:00 Nightly coding
    * 14:00 Milestone 1
    * 15:00 Milestone 2
    * 16:00 Milestone 3
    * 16:50 Milestone 4
    * 17:00 Press conference
    * 18:00 Final candidate 1
    * 18:30 Release Party
    * 19:00 Final release
    * 18:59 Launch, IPO on eBay

    They forgot to apply for a patent!

  26. movabletype blog by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since their site is a movabletype blog, there's not much there except uninteresting prattle. But hey, never is much of any substance at dotcom web sites anyway.

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  27. help! by zmooc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somebody please overbid me!

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  28. Prohibited items on eBay: Stocks by hugesmile · · Score: 2, Informative
    From eBay's rules page:

    Prohibited and Restricted Items > Stocks and Other Securities

    The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission regulates the sale of stocks and other security interests that represent a current investment ownership interest in an entity, and efforts by individuals to raise money or find investors for businesses. Such regulations place substantial restrictions on an individual's ability to sell such items on the Internet through eBay, and therefore eBay does not permit the sale of "securities" on its site. Examples of items not allowed on eBay:

    • All stocks, bonds, and investment interests in any entity or property, including but not limited to corporations or partnerships, other than the exceptions permitted below for cancelled certificates and single-share gifts.
    • Credit (for example, you may not sell $1000 in credit to a buyer).
    • Solicitations to invest money in any business venture.
    • Any portion of an ongoing business.
    • 100% of any ongoing business if the sale involves a transfer of any stock in that business.
    • Documentation that represents proof of a current investment interest in any entity.
    • Notes (except as specifically permitted under our Real Estate Rules).
    Some business related items are not "securities" and may be listed on eBay. Examples of items that can be sold:

    • 100% of the assets of a business (inventory, lease, good will) where no transfer of stock is involved.
    • Information about how to start a business.
    • Any sale of inventory, leases, fixtures.
    • "Turn key" businesses such as vending machines, windshield repair kits, and breathalyzyer machines.
    • Tools used for a business, such as silk screening machines, photo mug equipment, business card makers.
    • Websites or domain names.
    • Old or collectible stock certificates, provided that such stock certificates are cancelled or represent an interest in an entity that no longer legally exists.
    • Single-share stock certificates marketed for gift purposes rather than investment purposes, provided that the certificates are marked and advertised as non-transferable, the ownership is not transferred into the name of the purchaser, and the minimum sale price is more than twice the current exchange trading price of the underlying single share security.
    Wonder how this will come out!