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Akamai DNS Outage Messes up Net

katre writes "Checking all my favorite sites this morning, I saw that about half a dozen seem to be offline. Trying to figure out why, I found an interesting article on the front page at http://isc.incidents.org/. Seems that the problems at Akamai are screwing over Yahoo, Google, Microsoft, Fedex, Xerox, Apple, and others. Whatever happened to my decentralized net with no single point of failure?"

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  1. Whatever happened to my decentralized net? by mattkime · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whatever happened to my decentralized net with no single point of failure?

    Its there. Get out your old Usenet reader. See, you still have your porn.

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    1. Re:Whatever happened to my decentralized net? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, it's not like he said UUCP or anything. Oops.

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  2. Single Point of Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whatever happened to my decentralized net with no single point of failure?
    Never existed. Internet myth. The robustness is only for routing around damage.

  3. ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    vague explanation, just a link to the ISC's Incidents website and not the article, and now that site is inaccessible courtesy the slashdot effect. Nice job, now we cant even find out what's going on!

  4. Good morning, Mr. Gore. by Quarters · · Score: 5, Funny
    Whatever happened to my decentralized net with no single point of failure?

    How ya doin', Al?

    1. Re: Good morning, Mr. Gore. by whereiswaldo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've seen the same joke once a week for 4 damn years. I'm just sick of it.

      In Soviet Russia the world revolves around YOU!

      "He's sick of the jokes boys. Let's shut 'em down." -- Chief Wiggum

    2. Re:Good morning, Mr. Gore. by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 3, Funny

      So you could say that Mr. Gore was the fertility clinic of the Internet, yes?

  5. Single point of failure by jelizondo · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could still access Slashdot, couldnt you?

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  6. Hmmm by Mz6 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Seems that the problems at Akamai are screwing over Yahoo, Google, Microsoft, Fedex, Xerox, Apple, and..."

    ... http://isc.incidents.org.

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    Hmmm.
  7. Re:points of failure by pairo · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're comparing your home connection with Akamai? :-)

  8. Yahoo by blackmonday · · Score: 2, Funny

    My Yahoo Email is down this morning, first time I can remember this happening. At least gotapex, techbargains and dealmac still work, otherwise I'd have to actually start working!

  9. my failure by pcmanjon · · Score: 3, Funny

    My primary point of failure is my router, the damn clip that keeps the cat6 cable plugged in the router always falls out.

    My central point of failure... :(

  10. I'm surprised... by swasson · · Score: 5, Funny

    that the /.'ers aren't trying to take credit for slashdotting the entire WWW.

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  11. Re:Works in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Either things are fixed, or they've been routed around.

    Amusingly enough, of all the things in the post, only incidents.org isn't working.

    Way to go slashdot! You not only reported a problem ,you helped created a whole now one!

  12. FACT: DNS IS DYING. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    :)

  13. can we figure out... by kaan · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... a way to blame the outage on Microsoft instead of (or in addition to) Akamai?

    (come on, it's funny. at least I didn't suggest blaming SCO...)

  14. Re:DNS issue... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I guess it's back to IP addresses for us!!!
    ....
    I'll be at 127.0.0.1 until this blows over.

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  15. They don't by EachLennyAPenny · · Score: 2, Funny

    They are windows users. They like the blue screen of death.

  16. You know... by Mz6 · · Score: 5, Funny
    If we timed our stories right we could pull this all off as the /. effect...

    Let's see so far today.. We had a report on Yahoo... They're down. A report to a virus linked to Symantec.. they are up and down. We always link to Google, they are having problems... wooo. Now we just need another patent from Microsoft to bring them down... which by my records shouldn't be too long.

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    Hmmm.
  17. switching? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What are they doing over at Akami, switching to .net or something? 1/2 :-)

  18. Need my Xerox fix! by goober · · Score: 5, Funny

    Checking all my favorite sites this morning...

    Microsoft, Xerox and FedEx are some of my favorite sites too! But due to the outage I'm stuck slumming it here on Slashdot...

  19. Re:I'm definitely not a technical guru... by endx7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Offline working can be surprisingly productive

    Because that means then you aren't on slashdot?

    er....brb, I should probably get back to work.

  20. Re:releted to linux kernel DoS exploit? by mtenhagen · · Score: 5, Funny

    It probarbly is, I did send an email to a guy the akamai noc and told him to execute a lttile attached application on all the dns servers and he would receive free porn if he did.

    Iam now trying to send the porn but the mail server is unreachable.

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  21. Re:Single Point of Failure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Google, Yahoo, and Microsoft is "all websites" for some people.

  22. We fixed it quick by Apreche · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, google didn't work and we didn't know what to do. We tested and determined the problem was akamai within a minute. So I used AIM to ask a friend who could still resolve google what the ip was. he passed it to me over aim using gaim encryption no less. We then created an alias for google on our dns server. google.ourdomain.com.

    We also developed a new DNS protocol in the process. ESEDOIM: Extremely slow encrypted DNS over instant messenger. Who wants to write an RFC?

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    1. Re:We fixed it quick by MyHair · · Score: 4, Funny

      Must file patent...clowns will eat me.

  23. Re:Preformance vs reliability by br0ck · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like with everything else in life, there's always a trade-off between preformance and reliability...

    You really can have both!.. have you tried Viagra?

  24. Re:I'm definitely not a technical guru... by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 4, Funny
    I could not get any of my work done with network access.

    Errr, obviously I mean without network access. Although I'd spend less time on Slashdot so perhaps I can't get my work done with network access.

  25. Simpon's quote... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 2, Funny
    • Whatever happened to my decentralized net with no single point of failure?"
    [Homer] Welcome to the internet my friend, how may I help you?

    CB

  26. Re:Lack of notification by Syberghost · · Score: 3, Funny

    What ticks me off about this incidents (and I suspect that there have been several in the last 6 months) is that there is absolutely no notification given, either during or after the event. During this outage, some news outlets were still reachable (including Slashdot), and a simple notification would have saved hours (* 10s of thousands of network dudes worldwide) of time and much grief from the big bosses who couldn't reach Yahoo Finance, I mean critical business web sites.

    Yeah, they should post a notice on their web page, saying their internet connection is down. Bastards.

  27. Point of Failure by BandwidthHog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Judging by the response time of isc.incidents.org, I'd say slashdot is the single point of failure.

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  28. Here's the Answer by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whatever happened to my decentralized net with no single point of failure?

    You didn't pay the rent.

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    Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
  29. Ack, was that me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I accidentally tripped over that fat cable that was on the floor and snapped it. Took me a while to find a replacement cable. Sorry guys!

    --Soon-to-be-fired Akamai employee

  30. Having an 'incident' of their own... by cuzality · · Score: 3, Funny

    Later they can post an 'incident report' on the slashdotting they're experiencing right now!

  31. Luckily it's 99.45% shit to begin with. by gelfling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously we need a *.sht domain.

  32. Re:Whatever happened to your decentralized net? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah, P2P! Only make it so that some P2P users are superusers. They could keep track of lists of users to make finding things easier. I guess there'd have to been some kind of hierarchy of superusers too--that way when someone tries to find other user, the request could go up to the top and then down to the correct system.

    Wouldn't that be a cool system and much better than this DNS stuff?

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  33. Re:Lack of notification by klaricmn · · Score: 2, Funny

    there is absolutely no notification given, either during or after the event

    I get my notification beofre the actual even. Boy i bet you wish you were on that mailing list.

  34. Re:I'm definitely not a technical guru... by Shalda · · Score: 3, Funny

    Without web access, I have nothing to do but work.

  35. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You must be new here..

  36. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  37. Re:Interesting... by Xaroth · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it weren't slanted, it'd be |.

    (Apologies to whomever I'd seen that from before.)

  38. Re:I'm definitely not a technical guru... by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny how you had to be online to post that.

  39. Whatever happened to my decentralized net with... by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who promised you THAT?

  40. Re:Interesting... by Patrick · · Score: 2, Funny
    Nobody would be blaming Windows if an administrator screwed up.

    You must be new here. :)

  41. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if Microsoft/AdTI will buy the "\." domain? News for Nerds slanted the other way!

  42. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A URL like that would probably kill IE.

  43. Re:I'm definitely not a technical guru... by coopaq · · Score: 2, Funny
    Errr, obviously I mean without network access. Although I'd spend less time on Slashdot so perhaps I can't get my work done with network access.

    Don't try and work and post on /. at the same time.

    You're bound to screw one of them up.

  44. Do a Google search? by StringBlade · · Score: 2, Funny

    umm...have you forgotten what article thread you're posting in? :-P

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  45. Re:I'm definitely not a technical guru... by flink · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can survive without net access, but I wouldn't call it living.

  46. Re:Clear your cache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    For Linux users:

    sudo su -
    /etc/init.d/network stop eth0
    /etc/init.d/network start eth0
    /etc/init.d/iptables stop
    /etc/init.d/iptables start
    /etc/init.d/ntpd stop
    /etc/init.d/ntpd start

    yes, I think I'm funny... :-P

  47. Re:Root servers not decentralized? by Syberghost · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a reason some buildings don't have 13th floors.

    Yes, there is. It's for much the same reason bottles of Drano say "do not ingest".