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Big Bang of Convergence

joNDoty writes "Businessweek is running a story predicting 'This is going to be the most disruptive period in the past 50 years." The period they are talking about is the digital age of convergence, where every software/hardware manufacturer is racing to link cell phones, tvs and computers into universal devices 'that can't be categorized as tech or consumer electronics.' 'The result is a Big Bang of convergence, and it's likely to produce the biggest explosion of innovation since the dawn of the Internet.' Overrated? Perhaps, but +1 insightful nonetheless." Sure, your fridge will tell you you need milk, but convergence is not necessarily a good thing.

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  1. I agree. by LilGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    When your toaster tells you that you've got 2 potential e-harmony dates, and your fridge won't shut up about your lousy tv dinner diet, it will be time to move to the mountains.

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    1. Re:I agree. by captainClassLoader · · Score: 5, Funny

      "...Julie? Hey, I'm real sorry about last night. My toaster went up in flames with an overdone Pop-Tart(tm), and so I never got your email..."

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    2. Re:I agree. by malok2 · · Score: 3, Funny
  2. Linking by isd_glory · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linking link cell phones, tvs and computers would be nice... if they could link it with a frickin' flying car already

  3. Please don't converge my fridge by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 4, Funny

    I fear the 3l33t snax0rz.

  4. Re:Look at Your Remote Controls by tha_mink · · Score: 5, Funny

    Convergence though, kinda sweet. You can turn on your heated driveway from the comfort of your toilet remote control. That, my friend, is progress.

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  5. Digital Convergence? by norculf · · Score: 5, Funny

    I still have my ::CueCat.

  6. Viriiii by Kelt · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want to see the first person selling Anti-Virus for a refridgerator or reciever.

    I should go into business selling whole-home anti-virus licenses. Good for 10 communicating devices per license. Renewable monthly.

    -Kelt

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  7. FOOLS! by Griim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doesn't anyone remember what happened last time when the Cylons attacked, and all of our computer systems were linked together?

  8. Synapse? by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's already been created! Just go download the source code from skullbocks.com!

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  9. No, thanks by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't need my refridgerator telling me that I need milk -- I can see for myself when I use the milk. And the last thing I need is my refridgerator telling Safeway.com that I need milk and scheduling a delivery when I'm on vacation.

    My VCR watches TV for me when I'm not there, my oven can cook dinner for me when I'm not there, and my checking account can pay bills automatically if I'm not there. With all this convergence, will my possessions need me anymore?

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  10. Re:bah by Derkec · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, but as of Jun 4th, we're 9th in the world. A single point behind Germany. That's one of the things that pisses the world off about us. Even when we don't care about something (like soccer) we're still pretty damn good at it.

  11. Re:Convergence by tha_mink · · Score: 4, Funny

    The problem you are referring to is fashion. I have no problem using a 5 year old walkman. I have no problem wearing non-faggy rollerblades from 1997. But most people just buy things based on look. They don't even know how to use them.

    *cough* Apple *cough*

    go'head kill me.

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  12. Great... now my toaster will spam me too by HighOrbit · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Your Bagle is ready. Would you like to see an add about Philly Cream Cheese?"

  13. Just imagine a date coming into your place... by sexylicious · · Score: 3, Funny

    You turn on the TV to watch a movie...
    "Problems down there? TRY CIALIS!"
    Or you go to the kitchen to get something to drink...
    "We've got the largest selection of dolls!"

    Like I'd want any of my appliances trying to sell me penis enlargement pills.

  14. Re:Convergence by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK, I'll bite...my 12" iBook is tiny, tough and responsive. Apple's integration of the OS and hardware make it feel like I'm using a "tangible device" (ie a stereo, refrigerator, fax machine, copier), rather than using an abstracted operating system doing a balancing act on top of hardware.

  15. Re:So Sorry- I've only got one. by CreatureComfort · · Score: 4, Funny


    Easy solution...

    Get a better, upgraded wife.

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  16. Re:So Sorry- I've only got one. by Pieroxy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Problem is a wife has only three slots for three features:

    1. beauty
    2. intelligence
    3. Geekiness
    4. Cooking
    5. Cleaning
    6. Likes sex

    Pick yours, but if you want one with Geekiness built in, you'll have to compromise with a lack of other features.

  17. Oh, this is just wonderful... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 3, Funny
    So, I open my web browser at work, log into my refrigerator at home only to hear it say: "You've got Mold!"

    ...Sorry

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