Is This The Big One?
Quivering Coward writes "There has been a marked increase in seismic activity in
southern California in the past several days," pointing to this map from Caltech Earthquake
Net, including a 5.2 and 3.6 this morning (2004/06/15).
"Could this be the big one? Is 'the big one' ever going to happen?
NASA is
doing their part to predict the future of Earthquakes."
Run go to another state. Just RUN. That is all Thank You.
That's from the Caltech quake map link. heehee.
/. starts worrying about the end of the world? Get real.
Anyway. A couple of small quakes and
The latest Slashdot meme.
NASA is "predicting" the earthquakes
-- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
We simply cannot allow this to happen. Should the ground open up, then the land of the molemen, warlocks, and trolls will release their soldiers! We must defend ourselves!
...Later...
Therefore, I am introducing the MWTDA (Molemen, Warlock, and Troll Defense Act). All citizens are to be in posession of:
* Either a large water gun or a hose
* Trashbags
Military combat units are also under orders to be in posession of the forementioned weaponry.
[Obligatory Simpsons Quote]
[Homer] You're right. I'll deal with those murderous trolls.
[Bart] Huh?
[Homer] I mean - I'll deal with those murderous trolls.
[Homer] (Being chased) Marge! Lisa! Now!
* Marge and Lisa open fire on the jockeys with a watergun and hose - incapacitating them.
[Homer] Bart - Go get me a trashbag.
Frink: Nice try floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do.
We just need to blow up a small tactical nuke deep within the fault line and we can save the west coast. Trust me I saw it in a movie once. It worked like a charm.
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...but a russion scientist actually predicted this would happen.
-- Contradictions only exist in thought - not in reality.
Shhh...my wife thought it was me.
"Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
I mean, come on, people, are we expecting The Big One to cause the entire state of California to break away at its borders, and we start floating around the Pacific Ocean in some sort of bad remake of Space:1999, with Arnold Schwarzenneger in charge of Earth Base California or something?
This sig no verb.
Many researchers believe the next major earthquake will be in northern California, not southern California. One reason is that the San Andreas fault 'creeps' in the south, slowly releasing energy (so the theory goes). In the north, the San Andreas is locked and last moved in 1906, when it released all its energy at once, devastating San Francisco.
It's simple: I demand prosecution for torture.
Maybe those of us in Chicago ought to have life rafts...
Though this is a joke, one musten forget the The New Madrid Fault Line, and how many geologists believe that a "big one" could eminate from there, causing much more damage, seeing that buildings in the midwest aren't as "earth quake" proof as those in the west.
What about the New Madrid fault? It's overdue for a 7+ magnitude earthquake, and it's in the middle of America.
If you keep making predictions, eventually one of them will come true.
Those "earthquakes" are actually just the collective sobbing and shaking of the Los Angeles Lakers fans.
Get off my lawn.