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The Latest And Greatest Console Applications?

An anonymous reader writes "While the 'Linux on the desktop' battle has yet to be won, KDE and Gnome are making great progress. There are too many apps to list on the cutting edge of software development for the X environment. But what about those of us stuck with old machines? Or who just want to work with the console? What console-based apps, that are undergoing just as much development as their X counterparts, do you use? Things like instant messengers and bittorrent clients, for example..."

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  1. fortune! by blunte · · Score: 4, Funny

    that was too easy. was this a trick question?

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    1. Re:fortune! by Ricwot · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a program that is viable for enterprise systems, we just rename it to fortune-500

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    2. Re:fortune! by paranode · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just did a search for fortune in my Gentoo portage. Came back with this, made me laugh:

      * games-misc/fortune-mod-dubya
      Latest version available: 20040527
      Latest version installed: [ Not Installed ]
      Size of downloaded files: 24 kB
      Homepage: http://dubya.seiler.us/
      Description: Quotes from George W. Bush
      License: as-is

  2. Mr. T sez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I PuTTY tha Fool!

  3. Bleeding Edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The version of ls that comes with Fedora Core 2 is 5.2.1. Incredible software! Would use again! A+++++!!!!

    1. Re:Bleeding Edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What the hell... is this ebay feedback.
      GREAT SELLER, FAST SHIPPER, A++++++++++!!!!!!

      I'm adding a whole bunch of regular text to circumvent the slashdot filters.

  4. Well ... by mios · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... some folks start X from the command line, soo ...

  5. plugins for lynx... by rivaldufus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm working on a Java plugin, a Flash plugin, and a google bar - as well as a popup blocker and an anti-spyware plugin.

  6. playlists, sounds over complicated by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Funny

    isn't that what stdin is for ?

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    1. Re:playlists, sounds over complicated by lanc · · Score: 2, Funny

      cat sound.au >/dev/audio

      or mirroring disks: cat /dev/hda > /dev/hdb

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  7. Re:One word . . . by Draoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Thank you for re-introducing me to NetHack. It took me five years to wean myself off that, and now I've found a MacOS X version. There goes *my* working day ... :-)

    As they say on the site;

    Thank you for the latest release of gradewrecker. My GPA just went in the corner and shot itself.
    -- USENET posting, author unknown
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    Alison

    "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein

  8. Re:Why? by NeoFunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because there IS no better way to show that you care than by using a batch file to flood "net send" messages.

  9. Lynx by Draoi · · Score: 2, Funny
    Lynx, of course!

    Hey - who you calling a Luddite? :-)

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    Alison

    "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein

  10. Re:Why? by mattrumpus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got one good reason. At some places of work IM clients are banned and its easier to pretend a text based client is real work...

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  11. Re:One word . . . by Ricwot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Due to a combination of Beer, Coffee and NetHack, lectures were missed, assignments lost in the darkness, and I failed the year by 0.1 marks :'(

  12. Re:Why? by haystor · · Score: 3, Funny

    One does not wonder if something exists for Emacs. One believes.

    That is to say, yes.

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  13. startx by FedeTXF · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best command line tool is startx. It gives you all the power of a full graphical environment within the console.

  14. Re:One word . . . by confused+one · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bastard... You had to mention it, didn't you.

  15. Re:Lynx by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Funny

    At times I browse remotely with lynx to get to sites that require registration before making downloads.

    Yeah, I don't like bringing up those picture-intensive porno sites on my GUI desktop at work, either.

  16. kill by steevo.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    The classics never get old.

    kill

    killall

    init

    1. Re:kill by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      I only need one command when I find myself at the command line:

      exit

      I find it makes life a lot more worthwhile.

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  17. Killemall by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a batch script that runs killall and starts playing the metallica album.

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  18. Parent is NOT "funny" by BerntB · · Score: 4, Funny
    [..] NetHack. It took me five years to wean myself off that
    wtf, moderated "funny"? Should be "Insightful". Stupid moderators.

    And, yes, I've lost quite a few months myself... :-(

    On the other hand, real life is for users that can't handle nethack. If it wasn't for another console application that has hooked me, I'd reinstall!

    My real favorite console application is Perl.

    Both incredible power/expresiveness -- and with the syntax, crazy extensions and humour in the Perl tradition, it's like playing a game! :-)

    Yes, yes, Python fans -- my adventure is someone elses horror game. :-)

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  19. Re:One Word: by Fjornir · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."

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  20. Re:For when you're not playing games... by interiot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but w3m doesn't farking support <font color="..."> tags, even though it DOES do color menus and such! I constantly get pressure at work to switch back to Outlook, and one of the arguments given is that I can't read "proper" email responses where people color-code their responses to separate them from others. I'm using an ansi terminal, why should I have problems displaying colored emails?

  21. Re:One Word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    GUAC? Is that something you eat with nachos?

  22. Re:One Word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi *and* Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, 'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.

    Ed, man! !man ed

    ED(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual ED(1)

    NAME
    ed - text editor

    SYNOPSIS
    ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
    DESCRIPTION
    Ed is the standard text editor.
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    Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED!

    "Ed is the standard text editor."

    And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:

    -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
    -rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
    -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs

    Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!

    "Ed is the standard text editor."
    Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

    golem> ed

    ?
    help
    ?
    ?
    ?
    quit
    ?
    exit
    ?
    bye
    ?
    hell o?
    ?
    eat flaming death
    ?
    ^C
    ?
    ^C
    ?
    ^D
    ?

    ---
    Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.

    "Ed is the standard text editor."
    Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.

    ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!
    When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR.

    When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their "edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.

    Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on. If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!

  23. Use the CLI to get food by Wolfier · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pizza Party

    http://www.beigerecords.com/cory/pizza_party/

  24. Re:BitchX by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ya know, I swear that Linux's vulnerability's list would be cut in half if BitchX was excluded.

    Everytime I check the updates for my distro it seems that there is another vulnerability for BitchX.

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  25. You're missing ED - "the standard"! by jokkebk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

    golem> ed

    ?
    help
    ?
    ?
    ?
    quit
    ?
    exit
    ?
    bye
    ?
    hell o
    ?
    ?
    eat flaming death
    ?
    ^C
    ?
    ^C
    ?
    ^D
    ?

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    The full mind-blowing reasoning on why to choose ed "Ed is the standard text editor." available from http://gammatron.novarese.net/txt/ed.html

    Have fun. :)

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