Slashdot Mirror


School Teaches 'Ethical Hacking'

Yardboy writes "A Yahoo! News/Reuters story discusses students in Los Angeles paying $4,000 to attend 'Hacker College' and become 'Certified Ethical Hackers'. Apparently: 'Instructors race through topics like symmetric versus asymmetric key cryptography (symmetric is faster), war dialing (hackers will always call late at night) and well-known TCP ports and services (be wary of any activity on Port 0)', and the president of the college: says 'What we attempt to do in our classes is teach how the hackers think.' Hmmm, perhaps 'Certified Script Kiddie' would be a more accurate designation."

51 of 339 comments (clear)

  1. Not New by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The name of the certificate is new, but the concepts are not novel.
    We went through an entire class about computer ethics. We had to to get a Computer Science degree. And since it was an actual Computer Science degree, we learned all about security and machine language and what have you... basically everyting you would learn in this course.

    This program seams like a stripped down version of computer science for people who are only interested in security related work.

    --

    Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
    1. Re:Not New by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, I was thinking of all the math that's involved in cryptography. And to really know what you're talking about, you should probably understand the guts of networking, tcp/ip and ethernet inside and out. You should know machine language pretty well too.

      The most difficult part about security is that you aren't learning how something is supposed to act. That's the easy part. That's what every programmer does (and what I do mostly). But to really do security, you have to know what could happen and how something might work if manipulated. That's really, really hard when you think about all the possibilities!

      I just can't imagine squeezing that all in to a short certificate class.

      --

      Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
  2. Oh man... by RegalBegal · · Score: 5, Funny

    First day. 2day kidZ, w3 LeRN 2 HaX0R t3H g00d w^y...w00t. OMG. RTFB.

    --
    "It'll destroy you if you try to make it mean anything to anyone but yourself." - Henry Rollins
  3. Hackers will always call late at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What they don't tell you until the PhD course is that it's always late at night somewhere.

  4. Hmmm by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like they are social engineering people out of $4,000.

  5. Lots of companies teaching CEH classes.. by x.Draino.x · · Score: 4, Informative

    Am I missing something? Lots of companies are doing this.. for example: InterfaceTT CEH Information

  6. great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now we have SCHOOLS that teach that "hacking" means breaking into computer systems

    1. Re:great.. by Anonymous+Cowtard · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sorry man, but the word is used to mean malicious computer access as well. Words take on the meaning that the majority use them for.

    2. Re:great.. by nacturation · · Score: 4, Informative

      But this isnt hacking!! THIS is hacking. What you're refereing to is cracking.

      You know, it's only been within the last few years that I've heard any significant usage of the word "cracker" with regards to computer security. Before that, anyone who broke into a computer system was known as a hacker. Cracking was what you did to software to remove copy protection. Kevin Mitnick refers to himself as a hacker, and he broke into systems long before the politically correct term, cracker, came into usage.

      While it's a nice effort to wish for a distinguishment between the two, the use of the word hacker for those who break into systems has long been established. Let it go, man.

      --
      Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
  7. With titles like those... by mikael · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how long before they offer the qualification of "Certified Pointy Haired Boss"?

    --
    Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
  8. First line of the story by liquidsin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sporting long sideburns, a bushy goatee and black baseball cap, instructor Ralph Echemendia has a class...

    He wears a black hat, and we're expected to believe that he's teaching ethical hacking? It's a cover! He's building an army! TERRORISTS!!!

    --
    do not read this line twice.
  9. I'm Waiting by stinkyfingers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wake me up when they offer Ethical Racketeering, Ethical Pimping, and Ethical Congressional Campaigning.

  10. My $5 by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm offering 5 dollars to help a poor Microsoft programmer attend this school, where he will learn how hackers think in order to stop them. Maybe if we all contribute to the pool, we'll have easier lives.

    --

    Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
  11. But the real question is by Scoria · · Score: 5, Funny

    4r3 7h3y c3r71f13d 1n 1337sp34k? j00 c4n't b3 4 h4x0r w17h0u7 1337sp34k. ;-)

    --
    Do you like German cars?
    1. Re:But the real question is by the_weasel · · Score: 5, Funny

      It bothers me that I had no trouble reading that. None at all. And I am about as far from being l33t as you can imagine.

      --
      - sarcasm is just one more service we offer -
    2. Re:But the real question is by rpbailey1642 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, guys, it looks like yet another person has fallen asleep on their keyboard while posting to Slashdot.

    3. Re:But the real question is by Carbonite · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, that's what happened! I thought someone was posting a Perl script.

      --
      ich muß mehr Kuhglocke haben
  12. This is an outrage... by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is an outrage to all of us who toiled for years to become script kiddies and received no formal documentation of our accomplishments.

    --
    I do security
  13. Your CEH cert will give you the pride... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...of self knowledge and recognized accomplishment amongst your peers that only MCSEs have enjoyed up to now.

  14. Just Like Anything Else... by artlu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with teaching Comp Sci, let alone "hacking," is the methodology in which the teachers teach. The only way I ever learned any type of programming was when someone said, "Go build an application that simulates RSA cryptography." 12 C++ files later I learned more then I did in 2 years of "intro" classes. The same goes for this as well, these kids wont get much more out of these classes then learning to use some scripts or demon dial or whatever.

    They should get a project that entitles building some sort of application which can be relseased to the Open Source community.

    Wow, war dialing, early 90s, wow.

    GroupShares Inc. - A Free Online Investment Community.

    --
    -------
    artlu.net
  15. "Harmless" Hacking by gbulmash · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Puts me in mind of The Guide to Mostly Harmless Hacking.

    Learning how to defend against getting hacked by learning how to hack is nothing novel. It sounds like a great idea on the surface, because it gives you the tools to probe your own weaknesses the way your attackers will. But you're always going to have to keep up with the latest methods, scripts, etc. IMO, A net admin who isn't at least a hobbyist hacker probably won't get much from a hacking bootcamp except a false sense of security.

    - Greg

    1. Re:"Harmless" Hacking by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Many computer security companies hire converted hackers. But others refuse, saying that anyone with that bad seed can't every be trusted. They only hire people who have studied hacking, but have never been a hacker (like graduates of this school).

      Like you said, it sounds like a good idea, but there are going to be weak points in your staff if they don't really know what they're doing. For instance, I've studied security from books, and I'm pretty adept at defending my computer. But I know there's a lot that I don't know that I would know if I hacked computers on a regular basis.

      --

      Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
  16. Re:dumb answer by MadRocketScientist · · Score: 5, Informative

    ICMP is not port 0, it is IP Protocol 1. TCP/UDP port 0 is officially "Reserved"

  17. In other news. . . by JohnFromCanada · · Score: 5, Funny

    Recent graduates of the 'Hacker College' realize that their diploma is virtually worthless in the real world and come to realize that they were just socially enginered out of $4000 dollars.

  18. Re:[cynical] by Sielle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Out of the 5 people I personally know that have taken classes like this, 4 of them have continued on to go after their GIAC/CISSP certifications. If a class like this gets people started, I'm all for it. I just worry about the people that think something like this is all they need.

  19. A white hat by slasher+guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do they get a white hat with the certificate?

  20. Remember that information... by mrhandstand · · Score: 5, Insightful

    is never good or evil. If the students are atttending for the right reasons, then this will help them understand the basics of how script kiddies work. And what do the current stats tell us about most attacks? That they are unsophisticated and are run by people who have little deep knowledge of systems. So this course wil (theoretically) allow them to better protect against the majority of attacks. If the students are attending for the wrong reasons, then they spent $4k for what a day or two of googling and reading would have gotten them. BFD.

    --
    Always value the individual over the system. --Bruce Lee "I don't need a Sig - I have a custom 191" - me
  21. yeah right.... by evenprime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I haven't read it yet, but I'm rather skeptical. It seems like $4000 dollars and a few weeks in the classroom teaches you how to run sploits you download from packetstorm. It doesn't make you suddenly become skeptical of everything a vendor tells you, or make it become a habit to run a sniffer with watchtemp when you install software on your test lan. It doesn't make you enjoy reading bugtraq.

    There's a heck of a lot more to "hacking" than what they can teach you....think "lifestyle"

    --

    "Weapons should be hardy rather than decorative" - Miyamoto Musashi
    I think that goes for OS's too
  22. Computer Ethics? by AviLazar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone who is smart enough to hack, is smart enough (save for those with mental problems) to realize the difference between right and wrong.
    Anyone who wants to take an ethics class obviously has some ethics (what you think someone lacking morales will be taking an ethics class to hope improving himself)???
    What they should offer is a class that teaches non-techies what is a hacker - so they learn that not all hackers are evil people bent on ruling the world (not there is anything inherently wrong with this..I mean if I ran the world, it would be a much better place - for you and me....well more me, but it's all good)

    --

    I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
  23. Seems expensive by senzafine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    $4,000 seems a bit expensive. I'm not seeing the true benefit of having a "Certified Hacker Certificate"? I think the days of getting a job out of highschool because you took a hacking course are over (if they ever existed in the first place).

    Right now the University of Cincinnati is about $8,000 for a year. And I thought that was expensive.

    Seems trendy to me...I just don't see hacker courses having much of a true impact on security.

    But kudos to whoever is making money off the idea. Wish I would have thought of it.

    --
    Better than Flickr - Manage, Share, Archive
    1. Re:Seems expensive by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 5, Funny

      Be careful with dynamic memory.

      Watch for stack overflows.

      Always restrict access as much as possible.

      Use the strongest encryption available depending on the sensitivity of your data.

      Turn off all services that you don't use.

      Don't set your root password to root.

      Assume every user has bad motives.

      Plan for the worst.


      Send $4000 and a self addressed, stamped envelope with your name as you would like it to appear on your certificate.

      --

      Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
  24. When did "hacker" change? by ajs · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you're wondering when the word "hacker" came to mean something sinister, the answer is 1987.

    As far as I can tell, it was the the US media that got that ball rolling when they were trying to investigate the 1987 "Internet Worm" released by Robert Morris Jr. The Worm caught the news media off-balance because 1) they did not know what this "internet" thing was 2) there was no terminology for this kind of crime.

    Remember, this was before the World Wide Web (which some of you may not realize is a layer ON TOP OF the Internet, not the same thing), and the news only knew that the military had been connecting computers for research, but even that information was kind of sketchy if you weren't in the thick of it.

    So, they asked around and got some experts on the phone and the word that kept coming up was "hacker". Well, the reporters in question didn't realize that a "hacker" was a fairly old term used by the MIT Tech Model Railroad club and later spread around the word as term for a "productive enthusiast". They just knew that Morris the Younger was a "hacker who broke into thousands of computers", and that was news!

    We've all tried to stop that land-slide ever since because those of us who called ourselves hackers pre-87 are not too thrilled with the perversion of the word's meaning, but at this point it has become clear that it's simply going to be a matter of dialect. In certain circles the word has one meaning and in the rest of society (not just English-speaking society) it has a very different one... oh well.

    1. Re:When did "hacker" change? by ajs · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And one note on Mr Morris, who I actually respect a fair amount for his successful bid to bring computer security into the spotlight. I don't advocate writing worms or viruses (the so-called Internet Worm actually classified as both, depending on which attack vector it was using at the time), but in the case of Morris' program, his intent was a reasonable one, even if his actions were not. For that, he deserves a nod: he took a big fall in order to get us to stop pretending holes didn't exist, and CERT was formed as a direct response to his actions.

      I know, he also cost us a huge amount of lost productivity, but can you imagine the chaos that someone who DID have malicious intentions would have caused just five years later?! We took that hit to productivity because there was a problem, and though people like Bob Page (who wrote one of the better papers on the worm, and was in charge of sysadmin at my school at the time) were not amused, I do think they were better off in the long term.

      Now, if Morris' code hadn't had that fatal bug that caused it to replicate out of control.... heh ;-)

  25. I signed up for this class by The_Rippa · · Score: 4, Funny

    And paid for it with credit card numbers I stole from various hotmail accounts.

  26. Like "Hackers"? by cdavies · · Score: 5, Funny

    Woah. If the course is lectured by Angelina Jolie, I'll cough up my 4KUSD in about 3 seconds flat ;)

  27. I got next! by Otter · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'm now crafting my article submission about this Economic Times article about the "EC-Council" holding a similar program in -- brace yourself -- India! It looks like the career window for being a "certified ethical hacker" is only a couple of weeks wide.

    (BTW, doesn't this "Economic Times" look like a pretty shameless rip of the Financial Times? I wonder if their print edition is salmon-colored.)

  28. Similar program already underway by sirdude · · Score: 4, Informative
    ...in Cyberabad/Hyderabad, India. Ankit Fadia, who is India's pet hacker, started up a similar company named e2labs last year.. Not sure how progress has been though..
    E2Labs
    Course Options

    Certified Open Source Security Expert (1 - week) *New
    Computer Forensic Expert (3 - days) *New
    Certified Encryption Expert (1 - week) *New
    Certified Anti-Virus Expert (1 - week) *New
    · 3 months - C.S.S (Certified Security Specialist) Job Oriented
    · 3 months - C.S.S (Certified Security Specialist) Non-Job Oriented
    · 1 month - C.S.P (Certified Security Professional)
    · 1 week - S.S.C.M (Security Specialist in Counter Measures) - Corporates
    The company has priced these courses at Rs 25,000, Rs 75,000 and Rs 1,50,000 for weekly, monthly and three monthly programs respectively 1USD ~= 45.7INR
  29. Wash, rinse, repeat by phyruxus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Nature creates man.

    Man creates computer, internet.

    Intelligent, misunderstood youths discover internet, realize they've been lied to, strung along, generally mistreated. Youths show the guts and brains to learn without teachers.

    Feds discover internet, realize there are children smarter and more skilled than them, throw beauracratic temper-tantrum, track down said kids (well, some of 'em) and bust them, refuse leniency.

    Feds realize this "internet thingy" is more important than they though, and worse, there are kids in other countries who not only have mad skillz, but also actively hate america. Feds shit bricks.

    Gov't, realizing it has cut off it's left testicle, tries to fill the gap with "Ethical hackers", ie, tries to create what it had in the first place.

    Jeezus F Kryst on a surfboard, why didn't you just train the @#(*&^*(@# hackers in ethics in the first place? You can't teach curiosity, autodidactism or problem solving.

    Nature laughs, goes back to being inscrutable.

    Way to go.

    --
    "A witty saying proves nothing." ~Voltaire
    "d'Oh!" ~Homer
  30. Cracking... by umrgregg · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is true 'ethical' hacking. And you don't even have to go to school to learn it. Well never mind, you have to go to school...

    --
    NMG
  31. I'm familiar with this course ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    The instructors are actually quite knowledgeable in the field, and the texts, though not anything you couldn't compile with a fair amount of time at SecurityFocus and the like, are pretty good for people who are technically competent but who don't know much about security. The level of knowledge is certainly well above script-kiddie level, and I'd say that it's sufficient for junior security team members. (Disclosure: My company asked me to check out the dog-and-pony show for the class, but neither I nor any of my co-workers attended the full class.)

    Is it worth $4,000? Depends what you're looking for. If you're trying to train up new secteam personnel, it might be a good buy. At the same time, experienced security researchers will find it a solid but not frontier-pushing class, so I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who, say, posts to BugTraq. As well, a lot of specialized platform knowledge also gets passed by, so this doesn't obviate the need to do significant research on your particular installations.

  32. script kiddie? by MattW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Script kiddies don't need to know why symmetrical encryption is faster... they just need to know how to subscribe to Bugraq.

  33. Re:[cynical] by Maradine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    [/cynical]

    Education is extremely important in this segment, no doubt. What concerns me is the "boot camp" format of these particular gigs, as well as the entry fee.

    $4000 is an awful lot of money for a Common Body of Knowledge -- especially since its all available from the Internet.

    I have nothing but encouragement for those who wish to enter the field. But save your money. Hell, drop sixty bucks and go to defcon.

    --

    trustedworlds.net - gaming, security, and the gunk that lives in between

  34. Ethics in Three Simple Lessons by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Funny

    (1) Do as I say, not as I do.

    (2) Do it to someone else, not to me.

    (3) You learned this from someone else, not from me.

    -kgj

    --
    -kgj
  35. In other news... by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    75% of the graduating class is under house arrest for hacking back into the schools' cc merchant account servers and getting their $4000 back. The other 25% also stole back their money, but couldn't be traced, and are presumed at large.

    --
    stuff |
  36. I can speak to this topic in a strong way... by krinsh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You WILL NOT learn hacking, even in the context that they're teaching (subverting the security of computer systems), in a class. You may learn about all kinds of tools; and about steps and techniques to attempt to break into computers, but the real work is not in a classroom. I still believe this after taking SANS Track 4; which was excellent training, but did not drop me back on the street with the ability to be pen tester extraordinaire. It's like the commercial says: you get good with practice. I think that's part of the reasoning behind SANS's practical papers for their certifications - so you research, and PRACTICE, and learn things by doing. Now, let me add yet another disclaimer to my posts - practicing does not mean going out and writing malicious code and breaking into sites. Practice means taking your own little air-gapped network and exploring every aspect of the art that you have time and aptitude to learn. Real hacking, the essence, and I'm not trying to start a definition war here; is trying everything you can and learning everything you can - for good or for evil now; but you get the point.

    --
    I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  37. Not script kiddies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The course seems pretty expensive and probably not exactly ideal, but it's a bit more than just script-kiddiesm. Unless, of course, the tests look like this:

    Q: You are the IT manager of an online business. The owner is pleased to announce that the business has enjoyed rapid growth, and has asked you to prepare an outline of system upgrades and estimated costs to deal with an estimated 8,000 daily visitors consuming approximately 320KB, with the number of visitors doubling every six months. What are your main concerns likely to be? (circle all that apply)
    a) Cost of expanded bandwidth utilization
    b) Maintenance issues associated with a medium-sized server farm, as well as software concerns regarding your web application and load balancing
    c) Continued self-hosting via the corporate T1 line vs. co-location
    d) wtf ???? ummm just run linux+apache d00d !!!!!

    Q: You are a consultant, hired to evaluate the security and efficiency of a small business's server configuration. Your employer, inexperienced with both the technology itself as well as online business in general, has hinted to you that he's not certain how competent his system administrator Simon is. In evaluating the systems, you discover that Simon has misappropriated the server budget to upgrade his desktop system to play Unreal Tournament 2k4, and has left the actual servers themselves equipped with 386s and faulty hard disks. As you were confronting him about this in the server room, he excused himself from the room to fetch "documentation" while his young and pimply-faced apprentice tripped the halon fire extinguishers. What should your reaction be?

    a) Immediately contact the police.
    b) Inform the manager, and urge him to speak with the apprentice's parents about a possible intervention.
    c) Return a favorable report after realizing that you have become tangled with things far larger than you, and never interfere with those servers again.
    d) whats a halon fire

    Q: A company has suffered a break-in. Not having a security professional on-hand, they have turned to you as a forensics consultant to help them assess the damage, identify the point of origin, and take appropriate response measures. What will your first action be?

    a) Request a list of all servers on the network with their operating systems, as well as servers and version numbers.
    b) Unplug the servers.
    c) Inquire if there is any way an employee could have accessed the servers.
    d) Ask your friends on EFNet if they did it.

  38. WTF - WTC motivation by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Insightful

    after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, the company expanded its focus to information security courses.

    That makes no sense. I could see them expanding in the wake of some vicious worm or virus, but they might as well take their inspiration from Chechnya. It makes it seem like they are in the business to trade on fear-of-hackers rather than to provide real security. Not that that's a bad marketing angle, but just one I'd have moral issues using.

  39. Re:[cynical] by upside · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My take on courses is: yes, you can learn the same stuff if you take the time. However, your boss is unlikely to give you time during work hours to study. When the employer has to pay muchos buckos for it he gets a warm fuzzy feeling that you are doing something worthwhile.

    --
    I'm sorry if I haven't offended anyone
  40. Re:[cynical] by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 5, Insightful

    99% of the stuff I learned in a college classroom was available on the Internet. Putting it together right demands something more than just a Google search.

    Other things I got from college:
    Credibility
    A class ring
    Life experience (studied abroad, lived in a dorm)
    Friends
    Relationships with professors - having connections with people in your field is a good thing

    I went to a school that runs around $30,000/year. It was worth every penny.

  41. CEH vs OPST (from pen-test) by jrl · · Score: 5, Informative
    For me, the value of a class is not in the test or even the certification at the end. The lasting value is in the knowledge and skill set that you refine and take with you back to your job. I also have made lasting relationships from the classmates, students, and instructors that I've met over the years. All of these mean a lot more to me than the "e-i-e-i-o" at the end of my name.

    I gravitated towards ISECOM's OPST/OPSA classes because they fill a role I felt was missing in the security class space. Many non-vendor specific security classes have a very narrow tools based focus. While I agree that knowing how to use your tools in a test is important, I feel knowing why and when to use them is far more important. Knowing the politics involved in testing, going over internationally accepted testing practices, and reviewing regional and national legal regulations are just as much part of the job. These things are not merely important, but are required to be successful in your role as a security tester. In addition to the intensely technical aspects of the testing process, this is what the OPST represents; the "professional" side of security testing. Also, the ISECOM classes teach from ISECOM's Open Source Security Testing Methodology Manual (OSSTMM) which provides a much needed methodical framework to bring a scientific method style to the chaotic world of security testing.

    The CEH class represents the other kind of class. One that is "flashy", "fun", "exciting", but not overly useful to the serious professional. While I have a lot of respect for Clément (one of the instructors for Intense School), I have very little respect for any organization that markets "hacker" classes. This includes the so-called ethical hacking, applied hacking, exposed hacking, grandmother hacking, squirrel hacking, super-duper 3y3 4m 31337 hacking, or any other fancy way of saying "Learn how to think and act like the bad guys".

    While choosing where to spend your time and money, consider the community you are aligning with. If you look at ISACA, SANS, ISC2, ISECOM, etc.. they all have a true dedication to security and the betterment of the global information security community. Contrast the value of being affiliated (via education/certification) with any of those organizations over a piece of paper and a cd of toys.

  42. Re:[cynical] by admdrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    College can more useful in opening doors than it is as a tome of information. As you said, you may have learned quite a bit from your on the job training, are in contact with numerous people in your field, and do not suffer the financial hardships of a recent college graduate. Unfortunately you may have a hard time competing with those who have a higher education background, especially if they've worked while going to school (like many of us do).

    [A potential employer does not] have to worry about weather [sic] I can actually do the work.

    Graduating from college with very good grades requires a lot of work, something any employer knows. If an applicant finishes with a 4.0 GPA, it can be safely assumed that they can "actually do the work."

    What you say is a little alarming; your assumption that college is entirely worthless when compared to a high school job is entirely unfounded.

    Oh, and before you apply anywhere in the future, work on that spelling and grammar ;)