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Spider-Man 2 Reviewed [updated]

Update: 06/30 15:42 GMT by T : This article has been pulled; the Spider-Man 2 review which appeared here was reposted without credit or permission from chud. (Read it in its original context.) We welcome original feature-length articles, but not plagiarism.

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  1. SPOILER ALERT by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 5, Funny

    Trinity dies in the end.

    Oops.

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  2. I am going to wait for the Turkish version by earthforce_1 · · Score: 4, Funny


    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=112410&cid=9 53 3399

    Read the reviews of the Star Trek/Star Wars remake and nearly split my sides laughing. Can't wait to see what they do with Harry Potter as well!

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  3. Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man by JPriest · · Score: 5, Funny

    _Why_ did he have to point out Kirstens droopy eyelid?! I never noticed it before, but now it is bothering me. damn you!

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  4. Re:Hope it's good... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hellboy should have been called Dullboy.

    Heckboy, perhaps?

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  5. Re:Despite Kirsten Dunst?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
  6. stop ripping his kirsten dunst insult by deft · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is a guy on slashdot.... he should be praised for recognizing a female in the movie at all. After all, there were comic book characters and electronics everywhere in this flick... im suprised he even noticed her.

    She must have had alot to do with the comic book characters and electronics, now that i think of it. If I mentioned a hot blonde int he movie, he'd probably reply, "oh the one being saved by that awesome spidey from that no good doc oc.... badass, yeah I sort of remember her".

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  7. Re:Hope it's good... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now let's try to keep our posts on topic instead of flaunting our opinions as if other people really give a damn.

    You must be new here.

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  8. Complaining about Kirsten Dunst's acting ability.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is like complaining about a stripper's dancing ability.

    For pretty much the same reason.

  9. time.. by Docrates · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bonch, dude, you just spent 3 hours writing a review of a 2 hour film....

    Kinda makes you wonder doesn't it?

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  10. When will? by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When will the Indian version hit theatres in America?

  11. Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    she gave a very good performance in ESotSM


    ESotSM? OK, it's officially gone too far nerds, we need to stop abbreviating EVERY FUCKING THING.

  12. Re:Despite Kirsten Dunst?!?! by Montag2k · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is this, Fark?

  13. Re:Sounds great... by telstar · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Sounds great...hoping to see it tomorrow :)"
    • You do realize that you don't need to submit every thought that passes through your mind to Slashdot, right?

  14. Typo... by telstar · · Score: 5, Funny
    "some of us have seen it a bit early"
    • I think you meant to say 'some of us have seen it a bit
    • torrent early'

  15. Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man by DataPath · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's kinda like Drew Barrymore always talking out the side of her mouth.

    You don't notice it until it's pointed out to you, and once you notice, you can't tear your eyes away from it.

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  16. Shazaam by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Spider-Man 2 hits theaters tomorrow, though some of us have seen it a bit early."

    Yeah my download finished yesterday.

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  17. Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (OT) by ckaminski · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thanks. Now you've done it. You've destroyed two perfectly good sex-pots with your nitpicking... Thanks.

    May you both rot in hell. ;-)

  18. Re:Fun, but a downloader folks.. (minimal spoilage by aixou · · Score: 5, Funny

    It appears that one of the basic requirements for writing a film these days (and I like to write) is to have not only no knowledge of science

    It's a friggin movie about a highschool student that has the powers of a spider!

    and you're banging off about realism?!

  19. Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man by dopaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speak for yourself... Kathy Bates is one fine piece of ass.

  20. Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man by takshaka · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kathy Bates is at least three fine pieces of ass.

  21. What??? by Art_XIV · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spider-Man 2 is certainly the movie that pays off all the promise Sam Raimi has held for the past few decades.

    Whassat? I think that you just unintentionally implied that Army of Darkness was not the greatest movie of all time!

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  22. Re:In my experience, pretty good actress by robertjw · · Score: 4, Funny

    You totally forgot Bring it On.