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IT's Musical Habits

operand sent in a fun little article about the listening habits of IT. It seems that developers are headbangers, Microsoft certified pros are Britney fans, and management goes for Mozart. Tragically The Who is not included... Linux users tend toward Electronica, and Security goes for The Dead.

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  1. 200 students? that's it? by bje2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Shockingly, the results of its poll among 200 students at the Training Company's UK residential courses reveal that developers are malodorous headbangers playing air guitar to Megadeth, Microsoft Certified professionals get their rocks off to Britney while IT directors can be found sipping the finest wines while Mozart tinkles away in the background. No stereotype-fulfilling findings there, then.

    Wow, a poll of a whole 200 students...not exactly a big enough sample size for this study to be taken seriously...plus, what do the british know about music anyway...(oh, c'mon)...

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    1. Re:200 students? that's it? by Wun+Hung+Lo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lots of people get their rocks off to Britney...oh, you meant her music?!?!?!? My bad!

    2. Re:200 students? that's it? by anthro398 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I listen to whatever my DRM encrusted overlords order me to listen to.

    3. Re:200 students? that's it? by Threni · · Score: 5, Funny

      > plus, what do the british know about music anyway...(oh, c'mon)...

      Yeah, for every crappy Beatles there are 100 shiny, happy, commercial stateside Monkees wannabees....

  2. Poetic... by oneiron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft certified pros are Britney fans You can't make this stuff up.

    1. Re:Poetic... by linuxci · · Score: 3, Funny

      and IE users like listening to whatever the guy who 0wnz their machine wants them to!

    2. Re:Poetic... by bsaxberg · · Score: 5, Funny

      For a minute I thought that said. Microsoft certified pros are Barney fans

    3. Re:Poetic... by jejones · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, it makes sense. "Oops! I Did It Again" is the perfect song for the umpteenth BSOD.

    4. Re:Poetic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Oh, no. I'm sure a statistically meaningful survey classified 200 people into 7 groups, each of which turned out have entirely distinct, internally consistent, top 3 preferences!

      Of course this stuff is made up!
      Judging by your surly response I have deduced that you are both an MCSE and a Britney Spears fan.
    5. Re:Poetic... by ultrabot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, it makes sense. "Oops! I Did It Again" is the perfect song for the umpteenth BSOD.

      Not to forget "hit me baby one more time", beautifully illustrating the admins vain attempts to bring up task manager by repeated hitting of ctrl+alt+del on an out-of-control system.

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    6. Re:Poetic... by southpolesammy · · Score: 3, Funny

      How poetic is is that Microsofties admire a singer who's demise was a direct result of his incredible bloat?

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  3. They left out IT's favorite music... by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 4, Funny

    mp3 and ogg. ;)

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  4. ...and at the bottom of the article.... by dave-tx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ironically, the first link at the bottom of the article is "Who conducts the crappiest polls?"... Gee, that's just what I was wondering.

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  5. You Forgot by swordboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Make a Little Birdhouse in Your Soul for us TMBG/Gentoo fans.

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  6. Microsoft and Britney Spears connection .... by auburnate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Recent IE exploits lead Microsoft developers to exclaim " Oops, I did it again ...." !!!

  7. Hmm... by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm waiting for somebody to turn this into a 20 question "What IT Professional am I?" quiz and put it on http://seventeen.com/

  8. Who cares what they're listening to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long as it's illegal.

  9. Missing... by alexatrit · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about the rhythmic aural pleasures of the admins in the surrounding cubes beating their heads against their desks? I'd think that would rank right up there.

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  10. Re:Britney is greatly underrated by michael+path · · Score: 4, Funny

    While this artist is greatly derided, it never seems to occur to the elitist music enthusiasts that she is popular for a very good reason.

    Two of them, actually. I believe they're referred to as "left" and "right".

  11. I wonder... by Wattsman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do KDE developers listen to Kompressor?
    "K.. is for Kompressor!"

  12. Re:What.. no Led? by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh Lord, won't you buy me, Windows XP.
    My friends all use Linux and are trying to convert me.
    I wait for registration, each day until three
    So oh Lord, won't you buy me, Windows XP.

    KFG

  13. This is goofy by sielwolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm glad they took a well-sized sample of 200 people to represent the 7 job classifications. That's almost 29 datapoints per class. It've been more interesting if they would've tried to find corollaries to see who listens to what. Hell, I'd assume there's probably an age distinction more at play into someone listening to Classical than to job type (although I think age might play into that as well. I don't know many 19 year old IT managers).

    And not to nitpick, but 'Electro' (in the article) is not short for Electronic. It is actually an identifiable style deriving from Kraftwerk (which they have on there, but the Orb and Underworld are not Electro) meshing electronics with funk (see "Planet Rock"). It then has all of its offshoots over the years like Darkwave (which most folks just confuse with Industrial anway) and Electroclash (Adult., Dopplereffekt, Fischerspooner, Peaches).

    So what's on our lab iPod playlist?

    Twine Twine, IDM/ambient.
    Mr Vegas Pull Up, Dancehall.
    various Welcome to the D: Electro, Electro.
    various Lo Fibre Companion, grindy bass ambient from Birmingham, UK.

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  14. when I code... by RainbowSix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I listen to Nintendo remixes. The songs are memorable and catchy, and most of them don't have lyrics so I can concentrate on my work.

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  15. Translation: by mblase · · Score: 5, Funny

    It seems that developers are headbangers, ...against their keyboards, usually muttering things like "@#$% this compiler"....

    Microsoft certified pros are Britney fans, ...assume that whatever's popular is the bandwagon they should jump on....

    and management goes for Mozart. ...on the mistaken assumption that it will increase their IQs subliminally....

    Linux users tend toward Electronica, ...knowing full well that lyrics, like marketing, is highly overrated....

    and Security goes for The Dead. ...because typically, it is.

  16. Where is Progressive Rock? by CharAznable · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's great geek music... the sci-fi.. the long instrumental passages...

    Personally, I like King Crimson, Genesis, Gong (of Radio GNOME Invisible fame, no less!) among other stuff.

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  17. Re:Linux users by bcmm · · Score: 4, Funny
    cat /bin/emacs > /dev/audio
    cat /bin/vi > /dev/audio
    Emacs sounds better than vi!

    Let the flames begin!
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    # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
    Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
  18. Security? by dfn5 · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... and Security goes for The Dead.

    So... security is stoned. That certainly gives me the warm and fuzzies.

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  19. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's Microsoft security.

  20. Not to put too fine a point on it ... by cagle_.25 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry, couldn't resist the irony :-)

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  21. The Dead by bludstone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course, refers to The Grateful Dead.

    While often simply dismissed musically as "hippie crap" and "meaningless poetic fluff," this is not what is important here.

    What is important is that The Dead flies right in the face of the music industry.

    You see, The Dead is often considered to be the most sucessful band in history, as they have played in front of more people then any group in musical history. Not only that, but each year the group (or whats left of them) makes millions in profits from various sales.

    All the while giving away the vast majority of their music for free!

    This is my favorite example of a "happy middle ground" that can be reached between bands and listeners. Sorry RIAA, your claims are false. And The Grateful Dead proves it.

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    1. Re:The Dead by ultrabot · · Score: 3, Funny

      For the most part, any live versions are going to sound quite different than studio versions. ..

      Let's also not forget the heavy drug use that was rampant at Dead shows.

      Is it just me, or is there a connection here? :)

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  22. Re:What.. no Led? by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny
    Microsoft certified pros are Britney fans, and management goes for Mozart.
    ... that explains a lot ...

    So, what do slashdotters listen to?
    Rock
    Rock
    Rock
    Weird Al Yankovic
    Rock
    Spaceballs sound clips
    Rock
    Rock
    Rock
    Rock

  23. Electronica by Stalin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mod me down; I don't care.

    How long is the MTV term going to haunt us? Why is it so wrong to call music "techno" now? At least that describes the music -- music made with technology. What in the holy fuck does "electronica" mean? Please, if you know then share because I sure as hell have no idea. And don't come at me with "music made with electronic instruments". Techno is not all 808s, 303s, and Roland W-30s. No, "real" instruments are also used as there is no comparing a digital imitation to the real thing. But, they are used in conjuction with technology. So, where did this damn "electronica" word come from and why is it now, seemingly, synonimous with techno?

  24. Age profile by Handyman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I guess the differences in Rock styles can be explained by the age profile of people going to IT courses:

    Developer profile: 25-35 years old, teenager when Iron Maiden and Megadeth were all that.

    Project manager profile: 40-50 years old, teenager when Pink Floyd was hot.

    Security profile: same age or slightly older than a project manager, given up hopes of ever becoming a project manager, not young enough to be a top-of-the-line developer anymore. Gone into security (and taking courses on that) because the "experience of old age" does give an edge in (a) making young developers listen to you when you give them security advice, and (b) not having enough dreams for the future anymore to let features go before security (no enthusiasm to cloud judgment), etcetera. Just the kind of person to have grown up in the days when Grateful Dead / The Doors / Jimi Hendrix were cool.

    Or am I way off the mark here?

  25. Have to be careful here with music tastes by ScottGant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You comment on ANY type of music saying that you're not into it or don't understand it and you're labled "closed minded" and have no understanding at all on music.

    What is it with people. Can't anyone have likes and dis-likes in music? If someone says they don't like hip-hop, then people jump down their throats calling them small-minded, yet would a hip-hop fan sit down and listen to an album of Hank Williams Sr.? Or Patsy Cline?

    Would a fan of opera actually spend his or her time going to the store to buy a Megadeth album? Life is too short, there are only so many hours in a persons life they can actually listen to and enjoy music...why waste it on stuff you don't like?

    There is no one out there that likes every form of music there is, you may think you do, but trust me, there is always something out there that will make your skin crawl no matter what you like. If you like a particular style or genre of music, don't worry if someone else doesn't like it. Music is a personal thing.

    People are different! Wow, what a concept!

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    "Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it." - John Lennon.
    1. Re:Have to be careful here with music tastes by pileated · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right you are. It's part of the moral cowardice that grew out of the 60s, of which I was a part I might add. Better to say everything is OK than say that something is good and something bad, or you like one thing but not the other, because God forbid you might offend someone or maybe worse might be proved wrong. Instead take no stand on anything. In place of moral decision making the godawful, senile, century-old "irony" took its place, and still stays there, stinking up everything it touches.

    2. Re:Have to be careful here with music tastes by LetterJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've found that it's a general rule that a given genre's fans are way more restrictive than the artists themselves in what they consider great music.

  26. Re:Heavy Metal, why am I not surprised? by Oestergaard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ever occurred to you that we could be into music played on real instruments simply because of the technology *not* involved in making it?

    When you code 10-14 hours a day, I find it's nice to listen to something *not* coming out of a computer (well, ok, the sound *is* coming out of a computer, but way back once it actually came out of an analog instrument).

    The beat is set by a human being, an undertuned 8-string guitar roars thru the distorted tube amplifier (ok and then it all goes into a 12-bit ADC, back and forth between different media and in the end comes out of speakers attached to a computer - but never mind the last part.) - see, that is the kind of music that gets me thru the day in front of the 22" CRT :)

  27. file formats by Petronius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft guys: wma
    Java guys: mp3
    Mainframe: shn (the only way to listen to Dead shows)
    Sysadmins: ogg
    OS X: aac
    Security guy: anything as long as it's on an encrypted partition

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  28. Lounge and Chillout by Qbertino · · Score: 3, Informative

    My current slant in taste is somewhat fitting:
    Two years ago I started listening to modern coffee house and contemporary easy listening music. I got completely hooked and spent a small fortune on various Cafe del Mar, Cafe Abstrait and Ministry of Sound Chillout compilations.
    Lounge and Chillout are extremely good for backdropping serious IT work (serious == Linux, OSS and real programming). Interesting enough to keep you going and lighten you up, but unobstrusive enough so it won't go on your nerves. I even got my friends hooked to the style. Now that I have a lounge/chillout collection of considerable size I'm about to rip them, to save a years worth of presents for all my buddies. :-)
    That style of contemporary music is my tip for anyone looking for a nice way to color up his coding sessions.

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  29. Re:What.. no Led? by utexaspunk · · Score: 3, Funny

    no, like this-

    Oh Lord, won't you buy me Windows XP?
    My friends all use Linux, they get it for free
    Work hard for my money, but I can't pay the fee
    So oh Lord, won't you buy me Windows XP?

  30. European History by Simonetta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know lots of European history. Once you get past all the insufferable kings and queens it all comes down to a huge continental civil war that has been going on for 2000 years. It flares up in roughly 100 year intervals (except for the 'hundred years war' in the 1600's where it started and forgot to stop and continued until so many people were dead that they decided to stop and fuck for a generation before going back to it.
    The last episode of the great endless European war was a double-header that started in 1914, wiped out an entire generation by 1918. It would have just gone on and on had not the flu wiped out everybody that the bullets and gas didn't. They took a generational break and went back at it in 1939. By then the Europeans had so impressed everyone else with their savageness and blood-lust that entire continent was kept split right down the center for two whole generations with the threat that if they didn't behave, they would get nuked out of existence and written out of the history books. The Europeans responded by refusing to fuck and go to church, so now they have the lowest birthrate in the world, to the relief of their neighbors.

    So now they pretend to be united so they occupiers will ignore them. But if history is any guide, they'll restart their endless war again sometime between 2010 and 2020 with the latest generation of techno death toys. Maybe this time they will succeed in actually completing the massive continental suicide that they have been working on for the past 2000 years. God knows, next time around there's going to be a lot of people around to help them do it.

    1. Re:European History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      BTW. isn't USA's (minute) history rather bloody too ?

      Naw, we are a peace loving and industrious people and we will fucking kill anyone who isn't.