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Copyright Bill could Stifle Innovation

binder520 writes "Wired has an article on how the latest Senate Bill, sponsored by Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), will hold technology companies liable for supplying devices or software that can be used to illegally copy music, videos, software, etc. It looks like it is time to write to your senators, because the verbiage in the bill is too subjective for any technology company to stand up to the media giants. Say good bye to your VCR, MP3 players, CD/DVD burners, etc."

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  1. Memory Copyright Infringements Next? by mfh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pretty soon, it's going to be illegal to even look at or listen to something covered by copyright protection. If you think about it, our brains keep a copy of everything we come into contact with in our memories. With science ever progressing towards Utopia, it won't be long before we are able to access and re-experience memories as if we were right there in the moment we first experienced them. "Just look in this little pen right here and say cheese! *FLASH* You will not remember anything about seeing Men In Black 7. You will be happy and do something special for everyone in your life. Thank you from the MPAA!"

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    1. Re:Memory Copyright Infringements Next? by billcopc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't that the dictionary definition of "senator" ? An old worthless sack of protoplasm that turns money into law proposals ?

      Day in the life of a senator:

      1. golf in the morning
      2. scam people on ebay
      3. trade real-estate
      4. molest 14yr old niece
      5. check up on today's wire transfers
      6. get ridiculously drunk at the steakhouse
      7. sit on the board and make some laws

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  2. Orrin Hatch is a corporate whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's time to nuke Utah since it only seems to produce annoying dipshits.

  3. Orrin Hatch is just pissed... by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 4, Funny

    that nobody is copying his music

    http://www.hatchmusic.com/

  4. Or... by tgd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Note to Everyone Else: Its time for us to deal with Utah and kick their ass around the block. ;-)

  5. Re:Just great... by mcpkaaos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: What could be worse than marrying a mormon?

    A: Marrying two.

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  6. Re:Wow by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... just like politicians everywhere else.

    -jcr

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  7. we h8 Orin club! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Friends, The legislation I propose today, will make our great country a better place. In this doccument is decisive legislation to outlaw that menace to all, Orin Hatch!

    When it is passed, he will be placed in a wooden box (with plenty of food and water), and shipped to the place where he can do the most damage: North Korea. We expect the regime to be toppled within two weeks of his arrival."

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  8. Re:Wow by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm too lazy to figure out how to put a link in here so you can look it up on Google like I did.

    I did like you said, and looked up on Google how to insert a link.

    You start out like this:

    <a href="
    and then you add the url. For example, a Google result on Orrin Hatch and bills would be:
    http://www.google.com/search?q=orrin+hatch+bills
    and then finish the tag with:
    ">
    The you add a nice description:
    Orrin Hatch Bills on Google
    and finally, you add the closing tag:
    </A>
    This ends up making a link that looks like this:
    Orrin Hatch Bills on Google
    It doesn't seem all that difficult, and looks like it could add a whole lot to the discussion.

    I heard that there was even a tool for browsers to help with things like this.

    In summary: u g0t pwned.

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