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Swedes Dominate Counter-Strike Championship

fluor2 writes "'Guys, somebody stepped on a switch. I'm not kidding; someone actually stepped on a switch and unplugged our network!' These are not the words one would like to hear from one of the staff in the middle of Cyberathlete Professional League (CPL) Extreme World Championships $100,000 Counter-Strike finals. But it happened. Finally, after the game was restarted, Team Eyeballers (Sweden) is the new CPL CS Champion over Schroet Kommando (also Sweden), winning (7-5;6-0)." Update: 08/02 01:06 GMT by S : There's a more detailed report over at Gotfrag.

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  1. Military uses by Azadre · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are these guys being recruited by their governments to be counter terrorist forces?

    1. Re:Military uses by darc · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Are these guys being recruited by their governments to be counter terrorist forces?

      Sure. Much like the best Spiderman 2 player is recruited by the Avengers every year.

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    2. Re:Military uses by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sure. Much like the best Spiderman 2 player is recruited by the Avengers every year.
      Seriously?!
      I just beat Rebel Strike and Rogue Leader. I'm waiting for my call from Luke Skywalker.

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    3. Re:Military uses by partridge · · Score: 5, Funny

      Umm... Yeah.. That's why you see the special forces teams running around everywhere frantically whilst jumping up and down continuously...

    4. Re:Military uses by jcam2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No .. they think they are just playing CS, but in reality are remotely controlling actual teams of soldiers involved in real anti-terrorist operations (cf. Ender's Game) :-)

    5. Re:Military uses by Caine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then someone has a lot of spare counter-terrorists hanging around considering the average number of losses in a round.

  2. Cooking the competition by raistphrk · · Score: 5, Funny

    After winning the competition, the members of Team Eyeballers were overheard saying "borkborkbork!"

    Asked about the condition of the dedicated game server, another of the team members reportedly replied "b0rked!"

  3. Did somebody forget to invite... by Animaether · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Swedes won ?
    Did somebody forget to invite the South Koreans ?

    On a more serious note.. what's with the link ? It points to a way too generic site.
    http://www.thecpl.com/extreme/index2.php?p= tournam ents

    That's where the actual event information is.

  4. can't help not to say... by b374 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...all your base are belong to sweden

    1. Re:can't help not to say... by yppiz · · Score: 4, Funny
      Ace of Base are belong to Sweden

      --Pat / zippy@cs.brandeis.edu

  5. Huh? by iamdrscience · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cyberathlete, eh? Are there any Swedish Universities giving out Cyberathletics scholarships?

  6. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by Qrlx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting. You imply cyberatheletes aren't real atheletes, yet in your .sig you think that third party Presidential candidates are real candidates.

  7. Re:Same players...New game... by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Funny

    How can you live with yourself playing CS all day...

    Seriously... How can you post here and not have figured that part out?

    Bookmark autopr0n and get a new girlfriend each day!

    *sigh*

    Some geeks...

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  8. Re:Same players...New game... by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 4, Funny

    "How can you live with yourself playing CS all day..."

    I dunno, but I'm sure the hundred grand helps a little.

    Stuart

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  9. Re:Um, no by andreyw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really? How could you tell?

    Maybe by the fact that this is a game where you respawn every 5 minutes?

    Sheesh!

    Up next - "Day of Defeat not an accurate portrayal of WWII through the eyes of a soldier."

  10. Mandatory military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Isnt it true that every sweede must serve in the military for some length of time? Might explain why they are better at military games...

    1. Re:Mandatory military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, because the military teaches you that gravity has no effect on bullets, the muzzle velocity of all guns is near infinite, and grenades and AWP shots can damage you through 2 feet of solid metal.

  11. Somebody stepped on a switch ? by snowtigger · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a beginner's mistake: Allowing a physical attack to unplug the network.

    They should have a Self defending network

    1. Re:Somebody stepped on a switch ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ok... What should a self defending network do in case of an attack on layer 1?

      Zap the person with 20,000 volts?

      Have a cat 5 cable become a noose?

      Have cat 5 cable jump out from the shadows and tie someones hands?

  12. Re:cheat by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 2, Funny

    I doubt it. Their aim is probably around the same as yours. And they would win because you're a lamer and they're not.

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  13. Re:Same players...New game... by ottothecow · · Score: 4, Funny
    And you know they only won because of all that Ikea furniture that comes from Sweeden.

    Their gaming computer desk, their fancy gaming chair, their beds and couches to rest on, their cups to drink their caffine from...

    So basically us American gamers will have to become more trendy and shop at Ikea (and learn how to put a desk together) in order to stanc a chance.

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  14. This looks like a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error '80004005'

    [Microsoft][ODBC Microsoft Access Driver] Could not use '(unknown)'; file already in use. /header.asp, line 41 ... headshot baby.

  15. I for one welcome our new Swedish Overlords! by Picass0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    For the love of god, stop them before they dominate Everquest too!

  16. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by NoYes19 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "they just spend way too much time playing video games"

    the pro gaming community is very very diverse, and that is the only trait I would say is in common for all of them.

  17. Thought about checking the competition out... by Combuchan · · Score: 5, Funny

    but then I looked at the title--"Extreme World Championships"?

    I looked deep into myself, seeing my suburban American white-bred, khaki-pants wearing, '84 Subaru-driving middle class lifestyle, and realised, that no, I couldn't be a part of it all. I'm just not "extreme" enough.

    Pity when you look at it.

    </sarcasm>

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  18. AWPed by ktakki · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd hate to be that cameraman.

    "...and in other news, a local cameraman was found dead today, killed by a single shot to the head from a high-powered rifle. A police spokesman stated that a possible suspect was seen jumping off of a wooden crate and hopping away at high speed. No arrests have been made."

    k.
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  19. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by vehn23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not really the same thing, but I am a pro poker player (cash games mostly) and my biggest advantage over the average amateur players is that I'm not a total fucking retard. YMMV.

  20. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by mandalayx · · Score: 2, Funny

    right, because real candidates raise enough campaign money to advertise, which makes them real candidates.

    maybe one day we will vote for candidates based upon their qualifications, not how famous they are. Arnold comes to mind. and these will be the real candidates you speak of.