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Accelerated PowerPoint?

darkjohnson writes "If you're looking for an excuse to offer your manager to approve that high end graphics card so you can play Doom 3 at full tilt (on your 'breaks' ;) you might want to check out the Instant Effects' technology as it has the first product (OfficeFX) that justifies upgrading your display hardware so you can do a POWER POINT presentation of all things. Especially true if you're the one stuck with the duty of making them look good. I saw this at Siggraph and was not only impressed with the look but the number of people packed into the booth to see it demoed, competing side by side with real time 3D game renders and high-end effects software."

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  1. Demo by hillg3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    BIG DEMO - 26MB

    SMALL DEMO - 13MB

  2. browser support by serano · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's hard for me to look at their product. Their site doesn't seem to work in Firefox.

    1. Re:browser support by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's you. I've just visited using FF, and watched the demo through it too. You're not missing much, mind. Looks like it's just a bunch of canned 3D effects to make PP presentations even more pointless - and probably drag out boring meetings even longer ;-) I'm thinking that by the 10th time you have to sit through the "Dolphin swims through text" animation, you'll be wanting to start fragging for real, sod the 3D card upgrade...

  3. OfficeFX: When you need to justify your salary by BubbaThePirate · · Score: 3, Funny
    I haven't been slacking off with the anual reports... i've been... applying hardware T&L!

    Because purty graphics make yearly losses look so much more exciting! The Red's never been so vibrant!

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  4. Do people honestly think these look good by wheany · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do the people who make Powerpoint presentations honetly think the sweeps and other effects look good? Because I've seen many presenters getting embarassed about the letter flying around the screen when they're trying to make a point.

    And if you just have to use some transition effect, pick one. Do not use a different random one on each page.

    1. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by whiteranger99x · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ha! Try having some Powerpoint newbie (which really comprises of 95% of all people presenting with it) lose the point of having PowerPoint by having them make weird ass transitions along with having a 'typewriter' sound effect after EVERY SINGLE LETTER pouring from the screen followed by a car crash sound effect.

      Honestly, I could spend all day pointing out what NOT to do in a PowerPoint presentation, and I'm by no means an expert in either PowerPoint or general presentations.

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    2. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by bob65 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, I don't think anyone thinks the effects look good. I think the effects are there for the sole purpose of justifying the creation of the presentation in PowerPoint.

    3. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by EvanED · · Score: 2, Informative

      In broad terms, I agree with you; I really hate to see text flying in and stuff like that. If you don't want it there when you load the slide, just make it appear or at least fade in quickly. Motion is distracting. (I did my last (and only major) PowerPoint presentation with white text on a black background.)

      That said, saying they're never useful is almost as silly. For instance, I think the effect in the video demo they have up at 1:00 is pretty cool. Leaving that up on the screen as you wait for your presentation to start would, I think, be neat. And maybe do a really fancy, eyecandyish transition when you are making a change of subject. Sorta like how movie edits are made; most changes of angle are just cuts, but most changes of scene have a fade or dissolve or something. So they aren't without their use.

      Not terribly related except on the matter of PowerPoint, but if you haven't already, be sure to download and run through the Gettysburg Address, PowerPoint style.

  5. Just what I've been waiting for by bobhagopian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Text spiraling in at a million miles per hour! Now if only I can figure out how to connect that 4,000 watt subwoofer, I can add sound effects!

  6. PP looks like crap - no vid card can change that by feldsteins · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My chief complaint about Powerpoint has always been that while I sit here with a computer capable of rendering Lord of the Rings-style special effects, when I do a presentation it looks like build-your-own-greeting-card software circa 1996. There's just no excuse for it. it's not that hard to make things look nice instead of like crap. That little pixelated "dissolve"? Please. As a Mac user I'm watching for Keynote to become a more mature product. Either that or I use iMovie or - heaven forfend! - nothing at all. (That's right, just talking with maybe only the aid of a whiteboard can be quite refreshing occasionally!)

    Anyway, I doubt if getting a new video card is going to make PP look more tasteful. Someone in Redmond would have to get a sense of style for that to happen. I'm not holding my breath.

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  7. Fun app by SilentChris · · Score: 3, Funny

    Say what you want about people who rely on PowerPoint (I know I do), but the app is actually pretty fun. I'm preparing a few training sessions now and PowerPoint is one of the things staff wants to learn. I've barely delved into it, but I'm finding a lot of Flash-like features. Sure, it's for "business", but it'll probably be the funnest training class I've ever held.

    1. Re:Fun app by paulthomas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps the funnest next to using made-up words.

      :P

  8. It isn't for geeks like us by psetzer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm the kind of guy that when I make a PPT presentation, it's black text on a white background made to emphasise what I'm doing rather than what the graphics are doing. However, if you're off selling stuff, this could be 'useful'. Not truely useful, but a piece of eyecandy that some marketeer or executive would want, earning the creators money. It's like a pop-up blocker add-in for IE. None of us are going to use it, but there's still a market for it, for better or for worse.

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  9. OfficeFX Review by BubbaThePirate · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Short OfficeFX review.

    Points of interest:

    "Besides a graphics chip like the ATI Radeon, the program requires the .NET Framework (available from Windows Update) and DirectX 9. A pre-installation panel reviews your system and tells you whether you can continue setup."

    "I discussed this with Don Brittain, the CEO of Instant Effects, and he said that in his view the product is 18 months ahead of the hardware cycle. This means that you need the very latest laptop to make sure you can show an OfficeFX show. But here's how it works."

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  10. Cue the PHB... by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 2, Funny

    "You mean to tell me that you need this $700 graphics card so you can see connection error dialogs at higher resolution?!?!!? Give me a break!"

  11. Powerpoints new easter egg... by kev82 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is built on the doom3 engine. great, and I thought it was bloating the product when they bundled some version of flight simulator with excel

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  12. Improving your Presentations by enkafan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a technical instructor, I give presentations basically 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. And let me tell you, a rotating teapot isn't going to improve anyone's presentation. The best way to improve your presentation is to cut out as much as possible. Make yourself the focus of the presentation, not the clip art or whatever fancy crap you've got on the screen.

    I'd highly recommend anyone out there who is looking to improve their presentations to check out "Presenting to Win", by Jerry Weissman. Excellent book on giving presentations.

    1. Re:Improving your Presentations by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 3, Informative

      "I'd highly recommend anyone out there who is looking to improve their presentations to check out "Presenting to Win", by Jerry Weissman. Excellent book on giving presentations."

      While we're on the essay reccomendations, Perl now has a page up on giving presentations, geared towards the shorter presentations

    2. Re:Improving your Presentations by tootlemonde · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perl now has a page up on giving presentations, geared towards the shorter presentations

      The best piece of advice in the Perl page is:

      So it's important to put something in your slide to allow people to find out more about what you're talking about and provide a way of contacting you once you're done speaking. The biggest mistake I've made in my talks in the past is putting this information on the last slide, which of course only appears for 10 seconds and no one has time to copy down. Now I place a simple URL in the bottom corner of every slide.

      A good approach is to create a Web site in concert with your presentation. The presentation itself would make a few points but its primary purpose is to direct the audience to the site to find more information.

      The Web site will be a long-term repository for information that can be updated as required.

      Given this approach, the Perl site's tips for making a short presentation are especially useful.

  13. Thinking by cubicledrone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The thinking not done because of the "elevator pitch" approach to business is one of the reasons so many companies are losing so much money.

    AT&T is no longer trying to sell residential phone service.

    Disney no longer makes animation. Instead, they want to make computers.

    and so on. "There's no money in it" they whine. What they really mean is "nobody can explain in a PowerPoint presentation or an elevator pitch (30 seconds or less with no eye-glaze) how we can make hundreds of millions of dollars this quarter with no work or capital expenditure."

    Everything formerly valuable is becoming a commodity while attention span is becoming the most expensive luxury in business. Nobody listens any more. Ideas and products that make hundreds of millions of dollars CANNOT BE EXPLAINED PROPERLY IN THIRTY SECONDS.

    So, everyone runs from meeting to meeting, conference room to conference room frantically looking for something, ANYTHING that they can borrow to sell and get some short-term cash to the bank so the paychecks don't bounce (well, the paychecks for the half-dozen people who didn't get fired prior to the last quarterly stock-bump layoffs).

    And, so business gets what they want. Accelerated PowerPoint so the elevator pitch can be 27 seconds instead of 30. Why, we're TEN PERCENT MORE EFFICIENT! LET'S FIRE SOME PEOPLE TO CELEBRATE!

    It's just another icon to click. Another "efficiency token" to impress rooms full of accountants who, in the money-grab economy, are the only people who matter.

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    1. Re:Thinking by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      In other words, make it devoid of all true understanding of the material

      Remember back when I said to stop being an elitist snob? You really should have listened.

      It is possible to understand without knowing all the details. I understand coronary artery bypass surgery. Does that mean I'm a heart surgeon? No. Is it necessary for me to be a heart surgeon in order to understand coronary artery bypass surgery? No.

      I was reading an article the other day that described how the "sound bite" and modern media in general have irreversibly changed politics in the U.S.

      Yeah, that's basically bullshit. Some people love to talk about how mass communication has taken us further from some ideal of participatory democracy, but they forget that before mass communication things were even worse.

      For example, rather than say anything risky or possibly requiring an in-depth understanding of an issue

      Untrue. Both Presidential candidates are giving hour-plus stump speeches that go into great detail about their policies and agendas. (Well, Bush is. Kerry, not so much. But that's because he's a lousy candidate. It's not an indictment of any kind of system.)

      Funny... and here I was spending years at college when I could just spent a few minutes sitting down with the right people. Don't I feel like a fool...

      You most certainly should. Because after "years at college" you're completely incapable of understanding the difference between a lecture and a pitch.

      This may be related to your being an idiot. I'm not sure.

      I really fail to understand this mentality that every idea in the world can be simplified to a 30 second "sound-bite" without losing or missing anything important.

      That's right. You really fail to understand. Rather than bragging about this on the Internet, how about you try to rectify it?

      If that's the case: why 30 seconds? Why not 20? Or 10, for that matter?

      The notion of a "figure of speech" is evidently also lost on you.

      even infinitely complex ideas

      Hyperbole does not make you more attractive.

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  14. Why bother when you have FMV? by Halcyon-X · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rendering and outputting to video could have the same effect, and instead you burn your presentation to a DVD and use the DVD remote to navigate and cue your presentation. DVDs can already loop video, have basic overlay functions (that you might not even need), and can be used as a presentation medium. After the meeting you can hand out DVDs to interested clients.

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  15. My eyes hurt by OpCode42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, i know this if off-topic and all that, but light brown links on white and a touch lighter-brown background?

    Horrible, guys. Horrible.

    1. Re:My eyes hurt by sublimusasterisk · · Score: 5, Informative

      I totally agree. Just a little tip that someone mentioned a while ago that I'm using until slashdot stops their excessive crack smoking... change the first part of any slashot url to one that you like the colors of.

      For example, this one is of the form it.slashdot.org. But if you change just the "it" part to, say "linux" (yielding something like linux.slashdot.org) the color scheme changes to that of the linux section, but keeps the same content of the article you're reading.

      AFAIK, this works for all sub-sections.

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  16. Hmm... by tliet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let me guess, does it look like Apple's Keynote?.

  17. making PowerPoint look good is easy by dekeji · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just remove all the animations, gradients, and clipart and concentrate on the message.

    1. Re:making PowerPoint look good is easy by Aerion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, so you have a choice: you can practice becoming a better speaker, or you can practice inserting meaningless graphics into PowerPoint slides. Which one do you think is better?

      Inserting meaningless graphics doesn't take practice. It's the band-aid solution while you work on becoming a better speaker, because business doesn't stop while you improve yourself.

  18. Tufte on PowerPoint by image · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Power Corrupts. PowerPoint Corrupts Absolutely."

    Though I'm sure I won't be last to reference this, Yale's professor emeritus Edward Tufte has been writing about PowerPoint for a while. This piece in Wired helps explain how the cognative processes encouraged by PP presentations are subtly (and not-so-subtly) corrupting the way we perceive data. And you can purchase his whole essay here.

    Whether or not you agree with all of Tufte's work, he is among the seminal thinkers about how we disseminate information. And having sat through too many years worth of PP presentations, I think he's dead right about this. I fact, I do my presentations from notes, using nothing more than dry-erase markers and a whiteboard. It never fails to impart an order of magnitude more information than a static bullet-point presentation ever could.

  19. Why are you looking at /. with the stupid colors? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Go, right now, to your preferences.
    2. Click on the "homepage" section.
    3. Click on "Light".
    4. Hit "enter"/click submit

    Yes, it takes some getting used to, but leave it there for a week and see if you don't like it better.

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  20. Re:Finally by The_Unforgiven · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you want to make an impression, do it with your speech, do it with what you're presenting. No one cares if you can use pretty pictures, and no one with a brain will be impressed. Write your presentation well, and they just might.

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  21. So many critics.... by telstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure, a spinning teapot isn't going to seal the deal ... but more powerful tools give an artist more options when creating a presentation to market whatever it is they're marketing. That's not to say that every slide needs 3D crap flying all over the place, but I'd argue that used appropriately and conservatively ... these new tools definitely offer a presenter a more complete toolset with which to convey their message.

    Unfortunately, we'll probably suffer the same hell that Photoshop filters have yielded (i.e. overuse of the lense flare, and drop-shadow) but I believe the talented artist will use these new features to build some truly impressive presentations.

  22. DirectX 9.0c by JoeG · · Score: 2, Informative

    Did anyone try and download the demo on a system with XP SP2? It reports my DirectX is out of date and can't install... so I guess the installer doesn't detect 9.0c (from SP2) properly? Cool!

    Joe

  23. 28 pages? by douthat · · Score: 2, Funny
    you can purchase his whole essay here.
    28 pages is a bit hefty.
    Where can I find the executive summary?



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    1. Re:28 pages? by j7953 · · Score: 2, Funny
      28 pages is a bit hefty. Where can I find the executive summary?

      "The Cognitive Style of PowerPoint" Presented in the Form of a PowerPoint Presentation

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  24. Re:Didn't NASA... by mabinogi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then we're all doomed

    I recently found out that at my daughter's school, the use PowerPoint to call the role.
    There's something deeply wrong about that, but I just can't quite put my finger on it...

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  25. Old news and misleading title by Guspaz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Office already has hardware accelerated PowerPoint, as of, I think it was, Office XP. This lead to silky smooth fades and transitions.

    As for OfficeFX, ATI has been giving away free copies for bloody ages: http://ati.com/buy/promotions/officefx/index.html

  26. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by plaa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My chief complaint about Powerpoint has always been that while I sit here with a computer capable of rendering Lord of the Rings-style special effects, when I do a presentation it looks like build-your-own-greeting-card software circa 1996. There's just no excuse for it. it's not that hard to make things look nice instead of like crap.

    What I've always wondered is why Word, having been in "development" for around a decade, still by default makes articles that look like crap compared to TeX/Latex, which has been around since 1985!

    Yeah, you can say that Word makes a decent job at the typesetting if you haven't compared them much. But after reading a few articles in default Latex typesetting, an article in default Word typesetting is pure horror to your eyes. The text just pops out of an article collection, and not for its benefit.

    What many people don't realize is that typesetting is not just about putting words one after another in a line. As Wikipedia says: "Typesetting involves the presentation of textual material in an aesthetic form on paper or some other media" (emphasis mine). Word simply hasn't got a clue when it comes to aesthetics.

    A good example is line justification: Word (as far as I can tell) simply crams as many words on a line as possible (and most often even hyphenation isn't on, though this can arguably be blamed on the user). The extra space is put equally between the words and the last line of a paragraph is never justified. Latex, on the other hand, tries to find line breaks which look good on a whole, avoids hyphenating when not needed, adds more space after punctuation marks, and justifies the last line of the paragraph if it's almost as wide as the paragraph. Also for instance a consecutive f and i are combined into a ligature. Simply put: it looks better.

    The total is a sum of many small things, that Word just doesn't even try to handle (at least by default, I doubt at all). I'm not saying that I know much about typography, but I sure can tell what looks good and what doesn't, and it sure as hell isn't rocket science.

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  27. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2, Informative

    You are unclear on the basic concepts involved. A word processor is not a typesetting program, nor vice-versa.

    While you're at it, please stop trying to open your mail with a screwdriver.

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  28. Metacreations did something like this years ago... by ubrkl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does anyone remember Office Advantage from Metacreations? It was back when Metacreations hadn't sold all of its products.

    As I recall, it offered a much better engine for rendering powerpoint slides, complete with drop shadows and improved anti-aliasing (bascially the look that Metacreations was famous for in its interfaces). As well as that, it added a heap of new transitions, like pond rippling between slides (I know sounds dicky, but the ripple was done at 25fps, so it looked really nice).

    That was the single best thing I could use to make Powerpoint look instantly better.

  29. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by hobbesmaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Notepad is not Word is not QuarkXPress. You can complain that Quark doesn't have a spellchecker and you can't set anything on a page in a predictable manner in word and that Notepad doesn't have any image options until the cows come home as far as I'm concerned. I use text files out of notepad like postit notes, type up papers in word and use quark to make nifty looking posters and so forth. Although all the before mentioned programs deal with text, each is very different and the three should never come together in one app.