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Cheating Made Easy

jefu writes "This NY Times story talks about the kinds of papers that students might find (and buy) on the web. It also mentions turnitin.com a site that will scan papers and attempt to determine if it was copied. The article uses 'The Great Gatsby' as an example and notes that for the time it takes to read the book and write a paper, buying a paper seems a poor tradeoff. However, many books (or required papers) involve much more work on the part of the student, so the question becomes that much more difficult. If you have to do a report on 'Ulysses' it takes a bit more than a few hours just to read the book - let along understand enough to do a reasonable paper on it."

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  1. The teachers should... by kdougherty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Check and make sure they don't copy others' work. Isn't that part of a professors/teachers responsibility? Kids are getting more sly about things, but teachers need to keep up also.

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    1. Re:The teachers should... by eric76 · · Score: 3, Funny

      In some cases it is easier than in other.

      My cousin bought a research paper in high school and turned it in.

      He got caught.

      He didn't take into account that:
      1) The teacher was his nearest neighbor. He lived about 1/4 mile down the road from my cousin.
      2) The teacher was our school bus driver. We even talked about his buying the paper on the bus. I don't know if our conversation was overheard.
      3) The teacher was his Sunday school teacher.

      The teacher knew my cousin too well to know that my cousin wrote that paper.

    2. Re:The teachers should... by Blittzed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Isn't that part of a professors/teachers responsibility?

      No, it isn't actually. As a student it is YOUR responsibility to act responsibly and in accordance with the academic principles of integrity and honsety. Most institutions have such policies in place, therefore it is assumed that you are abiding by this.

      You can have it the other way if you like: we will assume that every paper has been plagiarised, and you have to prove to us that it isn't. Ring any bells? How about guilty until proven innocent... That is in effect what your statement amounts to.

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    3. Re:The teachers should... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say it's more likely that the teacher simply noticed a difference in writing style and became suspicious enough to investigate. That's usually how cheaters are discovered and it never seems to occur to them how obvious this will be to the teacher.

    4. Re:The teachers should... by loggerhead · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I would say yes. And for the record IAAHSET (I am a high school English teacher).

      BUT, with 150+ students it is difficult, at best. You don't seem to understand the amount of time it takes just to have that that many students writing papers at the same time, the amount of time it takes just to run a simple Google search on suspicious phrases in papers, the amount of time it takes to document the source(s) of plagiarized papers, nor the amount of time it takes to then conference with parents.

      Parents, incidentally, who come in one of three basic varieties when their child is accused of cheating:
      1-"Not my son/daughter, I don't care what you found."
      2-"Well, son/daughter, you screwed up...just like always."
      and the rare, but so prized
      3-"I don't see what the big deal is, everyone does it to some degree...can't you reward his/her resourcefulness...or were you just trying to trap my kid? You know, I have a lawyer on speed dial..."

      Needless to say, that if I dedicate as much time as I should to trying to catch just the most blatant instances of plagiarism, I would have little time to actually finish reading essays, let alone grade them, write lesson plans, attend special education meetings that take no small amount of time, attend school functions/meetings/professional development (unpaid continuing education required by district, state and increasingly, the NCLB act), prepare students for the multitude of standardized tests (not to mention benchmarks and other assessments) designed indeed to Leave No Child Untested a few days of the year, or spend one of the 10-12 hours each day in some way dedicated to teaching (most often 6 but increasingly 7 days a week during the school year), watch politicians say that I don't do enough with the resources I have while watching my pay, retirement, and benefits dwindle compared to other professionals, let alone spend time with my own family.

      Yes, "kids are getting more sly about things," as you so succinctly put it. And keeping up with them is the point behind sites like turnitin.com. However, individual teachers, schools or districts must pay for the service.

      Currently in Texas, the State Attorney General is arguing against a case brought by an alliance of school districts which challenges state education funding is inadequate due to a seemingly unending and unfunded bevy of state mandates to increase teacher and district accountability and thereby the current property tax model for funding education constitutes what is essentially a state income tax, which is unconstitutional in Texas. His argument yesterday was that districts don't make good use of the funds that they have, choosing instead to spend them on activities and curricula that are not mandated by the state, things like fine arts programs and sports.

      In the current financial climate of education, it is sometimes difficult to have books for every student, pay teachers competitive salaries, or especially to find the $3,000-5,000 to subscribe to a service like turnitin.com. I certainly can't afford to pay for an individual subscription, nor can most public schools or districts.

      I would love to "keep up" with all those "sly" students, but I would love it more if parents stopped downloading MP3's and saying it does no harm, it's just music, or sneaking drinks and snacks into theatres, or fibbing on their taxes, or any of a million ways and increasing multitude are teaching poor character to their children.

      Getting caught cheating should be, after all, a lesson about morals.

      Yet, I see every day students that see their parents and other adults willing to sacrifice every value in efforts to get their presumed "just desserts." Many of my students (high school sophomores and seniors) think that the only bad cheating happens when someone gets caught. The ideals of honor and integrity are becoming, if not rare, then so abstract (as a result of an increasingly diverse number of bad models read Enron, NY Times, "doping" athletes, etc.) as to be

  2. Easy 90% fix. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Just have the final exam include writing an impromptu essay about your class paper, and weight it enough that you'll fail the class if you don't understand your own paper.

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  3. That's what you get... by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When getting good grades is more important than actually understanding the subject.

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    1. Re:That's what you get... by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The courses tend to be compulsory because they're viewed as being important. Whether the students agree or not is largely irrelevant; they have to do them, so, they have to do them.

      Also, I personally think it's a good chance to learn an extremely important skill (imho): forcing yourself to do something that you don't really want to do. After all, you're going to have to do at least a degree of that in almost any job you get.

    2. Re:That's what you get... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you ever worked with a recent graduate, just out of college? They're astoundingly inept at everything, while thinking that they're actually pretty good. I submit that college is a load of crap, mostly, and makes no difference in the quality of new hires.

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    3. Re:That's what you get... by rblancarte · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Here's the algorithm, now, can you restate it ten times?"
      Is it that, or is it, here is the alorithm, we are going to tell you how it works 10 times, so that you understand what every line is doing. Then you can make your own structures/algorithms similar to it. And perhaps one day you can grace us with an even better algorithm.

      RonB

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    4. Re:That's what you get... by ErikZ · · Score: 2

      Could have other reasons:

      The company you work for doesn't pay enough to get the good graduates.

      You don't know how to work with people that are new to the workforce.

      It doesn't matter. Skilled or inept, the company processes them all the same.

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    5. Re:That's what you get... by scottme · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Part of the problem is having required courses in a program that student's might not want to take and thus might not care about learning the material.

      So students should get to do only what they like? I suppose that's a point of view, but it doesn't greatly coincide with what I understand learning to involve.

      The role of the pupil - and undergraduates are pupils - involves to a great extent submitting to the greater knowledge and understanding of the teacher. Maybe this comes as a surprise, but most teachers take their jobs seriously and don't assign tasks to pupils on a whim. If they want you to learn something, there is usually a reason for it. What you should do if you're a good pupil is buckle down and learn it.

      Later on in graduate school or in employment when you're given some responsibility you can make decisions about what seems to make sense and what doesn't. By that time you'll have learnt enough to be trusted to make those decisions.

    6. Re:That's what you get... by fegu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is actually one of the many properties of being a professional: being able top perform at near your maximum performance regardless of task, i.e. being able to perform well regardless of wether you like the task or not.

      This is not something that is all that common.

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    7. Re:That's what you get... by ultranova · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, I personally think it's a good chance to learn an extremely important skill (imho): forcing yourself to do something that you don't really want to do. After all, you're going to have to do at least a degree of that in almost any job you get.

      I agree. Those courses teach you one of the most important lessons in life: when someone forces you to do something you hate, how to avoid doing it anyway :).

      Seriously, learning to cheat and slack off without getting caught is one of the most important skills in the working life. Given a chance, any company will simply work you to death - you are expendable labor to them, not worth the shit in your bowels. Once every last bit of juice has been crushed from your carcass, you're simply thrown aside to make room for fresh prey. To prevent this, learn how to give the absolute minimum effort required to stay on their payroll while seeming to work like crazy, to leech on them just like they are trying to leech on you. You owe them nothing, so give them nothing.

      This is neither a joke or cynicism. It is simply the truth. You are likely to work for a company, and companies exist to make money, not to benefit their employees. Learn how to protect yourself from them, or prepare to be drained. And school is a place of learning, so...

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    8. Re:That's what you get... by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, how do you get those good grades? Ideally, through understanding. How do you measure understanding? Ideally, through good grades.

      The era of small classes with the mentor leading the students through 'self-discovery' has been dead for centuries. Too bad, tuff.

      Those who cheat now will fail and pay later. Again, too bad, tuff.

    9. Re:That's what you get... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In an ideal world the teachers have a better grasp on the material than the students. The learning process may seem to be repetive, but there is value in it. There is a definite progression in the depth of one's understanding.

      awareness: this is the concept (e.g. basic Newton physics principles)

      plug and chug with assumptions x = x0 + vt + 1/2 a t^2

      prove it...understand it...what if the assumptions don't apply? v = dx/dt

      When do even those assumptions fall apart (e.g. as V->C)

      Derive those equations

      ...etc....

      mastery: Unification Theory etc.

      One needs to internalize each level to a degree before they can achieve at the next level. What may seem stupid or by wrote may become elegant and fascinating once you shed some of the baggage (e.g. Physics without calculus is ugly).

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  4. Gatsby vs Beardo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're ripping off a paper about Gatsby just be sure to mention where he cleaned the dried bit of shaving cream off the other guy's cheek. English teachers love that part. At least I do, and now, if I see it in a paper, I'll assume you're a /.'er and I'll give you an A for the semester so you can sneak out and go drinking.

    That way, when it's 1:06am and I'm up grading papers and slacking off reading /., I can think back of Daisy saying, "I know. I've been everywhere and seen everything and done everything... Sophisticated -- God, I'm sophisticated!"

  5. Papers be damned... by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the cheat I could have really used in school was a wallhack into the teacher's lounge.

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    1. Re:Papers be damned... by Frogbert · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fuck that, I could have used a wallhack for the girls locker room.

    2. Re:Papers be damned... by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

      Holy crap, how much of a geek does that make me for not thinking of that one first instead of the teacher's lounge?

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  6. it's not really cheating by dncsky1530 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I use Sparknotes.com often and it really helps you understand books and better prepare for tests. I also use myBiblio for bibliographies which works pretty well too. tutors arent consideredd cheating so why should study aids?

    1. Re:it's not really cheating by garreth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because copying a paper word for word is hardly a study aid. Sure anyone can go online and read what a book is about and what its main themes are, that won't ever be stopped by turnitin.com's service. Turnitin is designed to penalise the people who are too lazy to even do that. AFAIK it's mainly a tool which compares your paper to other papers in the database and looks for similar phrasings.

    2. Re:it's not really cheating by RWerp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, if you cannot understand books by reading them and need help... do you really deserve to pass?

      He should read the book by himself, that's certain, but reading other people's analyses is OK, as long as he (the reader) does his own thinking and adds something of his own to the analysis (and does not steal other people's ideas). It should be, in my opinion, required at the university level to compare your opinions with those already published by the professional literature critics.

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    3. Re:it's not really cheating by vanguard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, if you cannot understand books by reading them and need help... do you really deserve to pass?

      I read animal farm in high school and I thought it was a decent book. However, on my own I had *no* idea that it paralleled Russian history. Reading other people's analysis isn't cheating (according to me).

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    4. Re:it's not really cheating by gilroy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Reading other people's analysis isn't cheating (according to me).

      It isn't cheating according to any reasonable definition of plagiarism, either -- if you give the sources. Include a complete "works referenced" list and you're not cheating, you're doing research. Of course, if your "other people" turn out just to be, say, your classmates, then your work will naturally suffer...
    5. Re:it's not really cheating by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Turnitin is not a foolproof way of finding plagerism. It is concievable that two people can come up with very similar results independently.

      Case in point: in college I wrote a paper for english class - which my professor liked so much that he circulated among the faculty. Several faculty members accused me of plagerism - because my work was very similar to another essay on the subject by a 'professional' author. I stuck to my guns and eventually they caved. I did not plagerize - but there was nothing I could definitively do to prove otherwise. I had nothing but my word (which these ivory tower yahoos chose not to believe).

      I was lucky. Someone else, perhaps not the right ethnicity in the mind of the professors, might not have been given the benefit of the doubt in the same situation.

      We all stand on the shoulders of those who came before; it is hard not to use a turn of phrase that is completely unique in each and every paper. Additionally, the infinite monkey theorum might also apply - given a large enough database. This will lead to false-positive identifications - more to the detriment of excellent writers, I fear, than any good that comes from positive IDs.

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  7. Best dupe ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This story was already posted three times.

    1. Re:Best dupe ever by garreth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe Slashdot should start submitting its articles to turnitin?

  8. This is not the worst kind. by random_culchie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have also seen sites that advertise (for greater expense) to write papers individually for you. These (if they are individually written) will NOT be caught by any technical means. Its still down to the professor/lecturer to make a judgment based on the persons grades.

  9. The half-cheating alternative by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Rather than spending money on a paper, just run around the 'net picking up term papers on many and varied subjects. It's easy to do. Then trade with your friends and build up an immense collection. Finally, skim all the papers on your subject which you have collected, stitch together one term paper, edit it into your own personal style (even if this means it is less polished) and do minimal research to pad it out. You can do all of this research on the internet if you are careful, especially if your instructor does not demand that you provide citations for every last thing.

    This will not work for a thesis, but if you don't understand your thesis, fuck you anyway.

    This does take a lot longer than just buying a paper, but the risk with that is that you might be buying someone else's paper, and it might be detected. If you're willing to live with that risk, that's fine and dandy. Otherwise this should get you through it with a minimum of work expended, while producing a paper which will not show up as being copied, and even teaching you a little tiny bit about the subject matter.

    I have never done this because I have never had a class which required a term paper which I found demanding. Then again I've mostly been taking applied arts classes recently, and they have had practical examinations.

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    1. Re:The half-cheating alternative by shish · · Score: 5, Funny

      Copying one person is plagarism, copying many people is research.

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  10. finding cheats easy too by Ev0lution · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My wife teaches at a university, and each year many of the first essay assignments she sets are copied straight off the internet, maybe with a bit of cut'n'pasting but often just a straight copy. We spend half an hour Googling phrases that the students were unlikely to have written (look for the long words!) and i'll bet we find 9 out of 10 sources. A written warning and a lecture from the head of studies and the problem is solved until the next year. Maybe 1 in 10 are smart enough to cover their sources so we can't prove they cheated, but, hey, that almost counts as research... ;-)

    1. Re:finding cheats easy too by Shawn+Parr · · Score: 3, Interesting
      My wife ran across something similar while teaching at a community college. One of her students turned in an essay about the wrong topic, that wasn't really complete (ended suddenly).

      I happened to notice that when the student printed it, she had left the URL on the bottom of the pages, she had just printed straight out of Internet Explorer.

      I'm not sure which is worse:

      1. The Plagerism
      2. The fact that she was too lazy to see if the paper was complete
      3. The fact that she didn't even try to cover up the fact she did it.

      The worst part is that the school policies stated very strict repercussions for such acts, however the administration didn't actually follow through on any of them.

    2. Re:finding cheats easy too by gosand · · Score: 2, Insightful
      My wife teaches at a university, and each year many of the first essay assignments she sets are copied straight off the internet, maybe with a bit of cut'n'pasting but often just a straight copy. We spend half an hour Googling phrases that the students were unlikely to have written (look for the long words!) and i'll bet we find 9 out of 10 sources. A written warning and a lecture from the head of studies and the problem is solved until the next year. Maybe 1 in 10 are smart enough to cover their sources so we can't prove they cheated, but, hey, that almost counts as research... ;-)

      My wife has taught at university too (French). She can tell when someone uses an internet translator for large amounts of text. Come on, we know that babelfish isn't supposed to make perfect translations, and we have seen the funny results.

      If they do use one, or buy a paper off the internet, they fail the course - no questions asked. They are told, up front and several times in writing, that if they do this they will be caught and they will fail. And they still do it. It is amazing. Usually a quick trip to google for some phrases will uncover the source, but sometimes it is more subtle. Even if she knows that they cheated, unless she can prove it they get away with it. But those things usually take care of themselves. They will cheat again and again, and eventually get caught. Or they will just not learn anything. It is kind of tough to pass a course without learning anything.

      The only time I somewhat cheated in classes was when I had to retake a class. The instructor was a hard ass, and required a certain percentage AVERAGE on the tests. On one test, he refused to grade it on a curve, and it was really hard. I failed, as did about 80% of the class. The problem was that my percentage on that one test knocked down my average such that I couldn't pass the class (C or better in major). So I had to retake it. Because of scheduling conflicts, I didn't retake it until a year later. There were several people in there that were in it the first time I took it. When he handed out the first programming lab, I caught the other guys smiling too - the same ones. He used all the same programming labs. I didn't cheat, because I used my own work, but it is amazing how much cleaner your code is once you already have a working version of it. It is also amazing how much easier a class can be the second time you take it. I almost got a perfect score for the entire class.

      It has always been odd to me that people would cheat so much. They would put a lot of effort into it, and it was a constant struggle to keep up with it. It is funny to me that knowledge, even in something you aren't interested in, is avoided. I wonder if this is a by-product of our quick-fix culture, or if this affects other countries as well.

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    3. Re:finding cheats easy too by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Funny
      My father recently retired from teaching high school. Although he taught in the maths and sciences (with many an interesting tale of cheating there) his best plagiarism tale comes from a coworker who taught French. We will call the teacher Mrs. Smith, and the student Billy. Names have been changed to protect the amusing.

      Billy was to write a brief essay on some topic--I forget what. A few paragraphs. No big deal, right?

      Billy didn't hand in the essay all term. Mrs. Smith allowed him repeated extensions, hoping to get Billy to turn at least something in. Billy performed poorly on tests, but survived some of the assignments, probably through the assistance of his fellow students.

      Mrs. Smith fully expected Billy to wash out during the exam, but was willing to give him every opportunity to get his act together. Finally, on the last day of French class, Billy proudly presented his paper, then dashed off to his next lecture.

      After the exam, Mrs. Smith sat down with Billy.
      "Billy," said she, "I'm a little bit concerned about the paper you handed in."
      "Really, Mrs. S? What...what seems to be the trouble?" Billy plays it cool.
      "Well, I'm a bit worried that it might not be entirely your own work..."
      "Why would you think that?"
      "For one thing, the language seems awfully advanced in places. I'm wondering if you perhaps had some help for parts of it...?" Relief bloomed on Billy's face. He was saved. He had an out.
      "Well, yes, Mrs. Smith. I did..um..have someone help me..put a few words down...but I pretty much wrote it."
      "And then there's the second thing. The paper is in Spanish."

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  11. Better 95% fix by boots@work · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If universities are concerned about cheating, they should give more weight to exams, where it is harder to cheat.

    Exams alone put too much weight on memorization and performance under pressure, rather than research and long-term thought.

    Therefore, tell people ahead of time what the broad area is, though not the specific topic. Let them bring in a few pages of notes, but those notes have to be submitted with the exam.

    1. Re:Better 95% fix by boots@work · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can't do anything useful in two hours? I think if you're a good programmer, it ought to be possible.

      Doing programming exams on paper is pretty pointless, but that's a separate problem. Do them in a computer lab. Some examiners might want to cut off net access.

      What could you do?

      - here's a small problem. write a solution.

      - here's a mid-size program. find the bug in it.

      - here's a large program. add a new feature.

      - here's a large problem. write a design document on how you'd solve it.

      Now certainly assignments during the term can be useful to give feedback, and they're good for that reason. But giving them more weight than say 20% is just a bonus for cheaters.

  12. I bought this SlashDot post off a former poster by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 5, Funny
    And it only cost me a reasonable $20! Here's my new business plan:

    Write "Insightful" SlashDot posts for losers

    ...

    Profit!

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  13. Re: Easy 90% fix. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful


    > Then all you have to do is read and understand the the paper you bought.

    Don't ask them to regurgitate a summary of the paper; ask them to motivate something they purportedly said in their paper.

    > Seems like this would be a lot easier than reading the entire book and doing an original paper.

    Yeah, I qualified it as a 90% fix because I know it isn't perfect. But if you're clever you should be able to fine-tune it until cheating and still passing is almost as much work as not cheating is.

    Meanwhile, you've tricked them into learning something about the subject matter in spite of there worst intentions...

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  14. Turnitin.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The ONE thing that really pissed me off about turnitin.com is that it gives your paper a "rating" on how many quotations you have, how common those quotes are, how many "similar" papers have been turned in etc, and it send the teacher a report that basically says whether your paper has a "green," good rating, eg you PROBABLY didn't cheat or improperly cite something, or "red," if it thinks you're cheatting.

    Can someone tell me how a "green" to "red" rating can really tell a teacher whether or not you're cheatting. Its impossible to get a "green" rating, unless by chance you write something so unique, so original that no one has ever done anything even slightly similar to it. Has anyone ever heard of paraphrasing? Do you have any idea how easy it is to take someone elses work, change the sentance structure here and there and then turn in what appears to be an original piece?

    Better than that, many of my classmates have found ways to completely fool the site by placing huge chuncks of their papers in quotations, when submitting to the site, and then removing them when they turn in the printed copy to the teacher.

  15. You are BUYING them ? Really ? by nickol · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do not know much about term papers and other things like that in English, but in Russian there are thousands of them in the Internet. For free.
    Hordes of students are downloading them in huge amounts that allows the site owners to sell not papers themself, but advertisement only. How do they get it ? Easily. Students nowadays are writing they papers using computers, so it is not a problem to share their work. Also some sites provides more detailed information - the name of the college(s) and of the professor(s) where the paper appeared, and grades it received.
    It is a big trouble indeed. I do not have a diploma myself, but when I am in duty of interviewing young people looking for a job, I can not trust their diploma.
    However, these papers have a lot of useful information that could be used.

  16. It's regrettable... by whimsy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That people have this attitude that "it's a waste of time," "he thinks its my only class!," "it's just too much work!," etc. My best experiences in undergrad were when I had a huge workload, knocked everything out, even the bullshit work, in incnredible fashion, and reveled in it sleeplessly the next day.

    Word to the wise: this is how the real world works. No, it shouldn't be the way it goes, but it is. In upper division hard sciences and math, I pissed away more time googling for examples online that were like problems I was doing than really learning them sometimes. I paid for these times. Bide your time, do your work, but most importantly, carve out at least 5-10 hours a week for side projects you really enjoy. In an 18 credit semester where I was taking PChem, researching 20 hours a week, taking a 2 credit lab (read: 6 hours in lab, 4 hours writing lab reports, and I work quickly), I still had time to work on a software project, do sculpture, AND go out with my slacker buddies like it was my job. You. will. always. have. bullshit. work. Learn to live with it and quit bitching about the system; it's not some nebulous entity that's out to get you.

  17. When I was in college... by Savet+Hegar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    several of the teachers subscribed to a lot of the websites where you can buy term papers and reports.

    While this doesn't stop the people who pay to have one written for them, or the ones who do a fair amount of tailoring their "store-bought" essays, it at least helps eliminate the stupid cheaters.

    I actually enjoy reading, so in my opinion, it's a waste of time and money to buy your reports when you learn so much more by doing it yourself. Not to mention the fact that you know you earned your grade honestly.

    I actually feel sorry for the people who short themselves by not doing the work themselves.

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  18. It may very well be time to re-evaluate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...the importance of college. Middle American society is now at a state where college doesn't mean anything over just having completed some education. My college sociology class (jeez, that was 6 years ago now) touched on the phenomenon of credential inflation, wherein baccalaureate degrees become increasingly meaningless because everyone's got one.

    Really, the glut of colleges in the US makes attending one the duty of anyone who wants a decent job. Students go to college out of a perceived need for the result, so small wonder that most of them want to do as little as possible in their time there.

    In one sense it mimics the situation in east Asia where companies will hire any student who's gone through a good college; once you make it there, it behooves you to do just enough work to graduate, and spend the rest of the time unwinding (ok, partying) from the stress of having had to pass the entrance exams. Take the entrance exams out of the equation and you still pretty much have the same deal -- kids coming out of high school with more freedom but even less sense of purpose.

    From my college experience, it's apparent that students in liberal arts majors (not sciences or engineering -- class by themselves there) really have to try to fail, in order to fail. That doesn't mean self-sabotage so much as willful negligence of requirements. It's my humble opinion that failure to attend class with semi-regularity, to turn in homework at all (not necessarily on time), and to be in class on exam days really requires a conscious effort. More than likely its conscious reallocation of time and resources to such noble pursuits as binge drinking or playing Everquest.

    I think it could be time to nudge the bar of standards up, and get a handle on which students actually care enough to do the work. If there wasn't this giant push for everyone to complete college, the smaller number of college-educated people could actually make decent salaries. We've kind of lost the incentive -- now instead of going to college to get good jobs, we go to college to not get bad jobs. Hell, I'm going to grad school to get a good job. I often feel that I'm wasting my youth on it, but being as free of the machine as possible is a pretty strong motivator.

    My case for bringing apprenticeship back and giving it some respect is still fairly strong. However, overcoming the five-year itch culture is an entirely different matter which would fill volumes.

  19. cheating by Blittzed · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Having been a professor for 4 years, it still amazes me to the length that students will go to, and the time they will waste in trying to get out of having to do the work assigned to them!

    One case in particular comes to mind afew years back where we set them an on-line tutorial to go through and answer some questions at the end. The questions varied, so this particular group spent DAYS going through the exercise and screen dumping all possible answers to the question, so they could answer any question given as an assignment. If they had just done the task given, it would only have taken them a few hours! I see similar examples all the time of students spending more time trying to "beat" the system, rather than just "extracting the digit" and getting on with it.

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    "They looked deep into my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined"
    1. Re:cheating by BenjyD · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My favourite two were during my undergrad engineering degree

      - One girl got so carried away copying somebody else's problem sheet answers she copied the name off the top as well and handed it in with the other girl's name on it
      - For another problem sheet, several of the questions had been changed from the previous year's version. About 25% of the year still copied verbatim the answers from papers they got from people in the year above us, without even checking the questions.

      These people are probably running an oil refinery near you right now. Be afraid.

    2. Re:cheating by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 3, Informative

      Having been a professor for 4 years, it still amazes me to the length that students will go to, and the time they will waste in trying to get out of having to do the work assigned to them!

      It amazes me that people bother paying for such education in the first place! I mean, if you're not here to learn, why bother coming?

      I also teach, and my solution to cheating is to allow students to bring in 1 sheet of notes to tests. Write anything you want on it. I've noticed that many students spend a lot of time preparing that sheet than actually studying---but while preparing the sheet, they tend to read through the material, etc., and during the exam, tend not to use that sheet ('cause I'd never ask questions that just require a simple right-out-of-the-book answer).

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      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

  20. Re:Studying by The+Wannabe+King · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This argument has a serious flaw. Most subjects are not a collection of mere facts. Solving a problem requires the ability to take portions of known results and put them together in the right way. If you have to look up every single fact and formula, you will never have the overview that is necessary to find the answer.

    We could take languages as an example: Is it possible to claim to know a foreign language just because you know of several good and reliable dictionaries and grammars on the Internet? Or look at physics and mathematics, there are lots of books which contains loads of formulas, but they are useless unless you understand what they really say. Details, like the sixth, seveneth decimal of pi can be looked up (I do that myself), but if you have to go to the Internet to estimate the circumference of a wheel knowing the radius, you will be highly inefficient. Besides, you need to know that you should actually look for pi.

  21. Re:Studying by MoreDruid · · Score: 2

    This is the general consensus for highschool here in Holland. Learn the kids how to find information, quickly.
    Too bad they don't have the general knowledge required to interpret the information they're searching for. Having some general knowledge will help you search faster, search more relevant and interpret the data you're getting back better.
    Yes, I know it sucks to learn dates and such, but in the end, you'll be better off. If only because you learn to stuff data into your brain and retrieve it efficiently. How's that for a search tool?

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    The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openness.
  22. Re:Studying by Rxke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But that's the point of memorising.. You *can't* look up pi faster than recalling it if you memorized it.

    Also having a good amount of readily available knowledge *in your head* makes it easier for you to decide or do a lot of things instantaneously, etc.

    Memorizng stuff will always have its value.

  23. What the hell? by starsong · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean seriously, what the fuck? You're willing to build up an "immense collection" of other people's papers, skim them, synthesize the pieces and bolt them together like an origami Frankenstein, but not willing to READ THE DAMN BOOK(S) AND THINK FOR A WHILE? Seriously. It's easy. If you're really lost, look up some published scholarly papers on the subject and use them to give you ideas. THEN CITE THEM.

    You know all that droning on the professor did in class? All that stuff about "themes" and "tropes" and "methods of analysis?" Guess what. The professor has already given you the tools you need. Look at your notes, then look at the book. Then hit yourself in the head with either/both until you make the connection.

    In the humanities, as long as your argument (you do have an argument, right? as in a thesis statement?) holds water and is even remotely logical and grounded in the book, you're golden. Oh, and at the end you'll actually understand the subject, more than "a tiny bit;" as in, you'll be able to apply the things you've learned elsewhere. I hear there are still some idealistic flower-people wandering about who think that's the whole point of college. Damn hippies.

    Plagiarism is like cheating at solitaire. It's not even solitaire anymore. You might as well be throwing cards around randomly. Why the hell would you want to spend four years doing that?

  24. Why bother cheating? by sshtome · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you can just buy the damn degree! (itll take you 5 days).

  25. I write term papers for people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I write custom papers for people and I don't feel bad for doing it! These kids are slackers with too much money on their hands anyway, and the way I see it most of them are in a tight spot with 3 papers due at once and no way out.

    If I can alleviate the high stress these students are dealing with (and pocketing a nice reward) then that's one less student jumping off a building because they failed their parents/peers overblown expectations of performance. You can not get through a 4 year program cheating at every turn - by the end you won't be able to defend your diploma with a decent intellect! Either that or you'll screw up the in class exams.

    Also, to those interested, writing custom papers is a great career if you like researching and learning new things. There is so much demand I get to pick and choose what essays to write and even if I make a grammatical or factual error I still get paid.

    1. Re:I write term papers for people by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do your papers come with a disclaimer "for research only"? If so, are you willing to make them available to professors in a database that can be searched to catch students who are cheating by using them?

  26. Maybe the answer... by Xugumad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...would be to give out more original essay questions? Rather than telling students to do the same paper every other student at every other university is doing, have a little more creativity. Ask about more modern, ideally relatively recently released books. In the case of "classics", ask obscure questions.

    I did a degree in Computer Science, the only essays we had were on topics that were either relevant to that point in time, or were on lectures we had attended. Getting anything close online would have been next to impossible...

    Thoughts anyone?

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  28. Re:Studying by achurch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There was an argument in a report I read recently that as the internet becomes more prevaliant that studying as a whole will become less important as information will be avialable at your finger tips. The skills that will become more useful are the ability to search effeciently and work out which sources you can trust. Of course studying helps develop these skills but why should I remeber PI to 8 decimial places when I can look it up quicker?

    Oh, I don't know, maybe so you don't make an utter fool out of yourself when you write to your significant other? Or, failing that (this is Slashdot ;) ), so you can hold interesting conversations without having to go to Google every third sentence to find out what your friend is talking about?

  29. Re:This is not the worst kind. by Slurpee · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have also seen sites that advertise (for greater expense) to write papers individually for you

    I would bet that they don't really write individual papers. They possibly have a stash of papers ready to go, and just "individualise" them to some degree.

    Remember...what they are offering to do is ethically questionable anyway.

  30. Re:why papers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    why would someone take a class where they had to right a paper on Joyce? how will that help me with organic chemistry?

    Because it might help improve your spelling? :-)

  31. HEH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At my old New Zealand High School, the teacher's lounge, on the the top floor of the admin block, was maybe 200 yards line-of-sight from the 7th form common room. We gutted and rigged up one of those el-cheapo wireless FM microphones (you know, the kind which let you broadcast to your own radio, etc) in the ceiling above the lounge, rigged with a booster and decent directional antenna, and recorded all the conversations from the room on an old reel-to-reel tape machine while we were in classes. The most important thing we discovered was that teachers are very boring people. Aside from the odd bit of school politic-related backstabbing, they generally talked about nothing that 17 and 18 year-old students wanted to hear.

  32. Re:This is not the worst kind. by rooijan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, the author of the article did just this - she bought 2 papers on Gatsby, one pre-written and one written specially for her. (At an appropriately higher price, of course).

    The pre-written one was apparently pretty badly written (arguably like your average high-school student would write it), and the custom one was written with such excellent language that it was very well done. However, as she points out, most students can't write nearly as well as this paper was written, so in fact using an individually written paper could actually be more dangerous to the student in this case. As you say, a judgement on grades to determine if student X could actually have written the paper is needed here.

    Personally, I think it's quite an innovative bit of entrepeurneership from the websites point of view, but what kind of study skills does it promote? So you prove you can find the easy way out - remind me never to drive over a bridge you built after doing all your studying by paying other people to buy it for you...

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  34. Just do what we do... by ImaLamer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At my school (some of) the text books often times have an advertisement for turnitin.com on the backs of the books (composition class text books). This lets you know day one that the teachers are aware of this service - and makes you aware such a thing exists too.

    Problem is however I once was looking up something on the Windows 2000 architecture and noticed a site had the same word for word definition of "kernel" as my book. So I googled the exact phrase.

    Seems there were 100+ sites using the same exact definition. Well, by looking at the pages I noticed they all had the same author. Basically the page was on 100+ free hosts (and a few paid hosts).

    Well, I wondered who copied it first. Was the book the original or the website? After further investigation I found out our books are made in India. Likely it was the same person writing the book and decided to make a web page out of his work. Then I stumbled across someone who claimed to work for the company writing the books and he said the deadline for the books is 20 days!

    You must write a book on Cisco routers in 20 days too! Well, Sybex should sue the book writers because they not only stole text but diagrams right from their CCNA texts. Our Novell Netware book said that ARP was responsible for name-to-ip address resolution too!

    Extra mod points to the person who can guess which crappy school I'm stuck at...

    Hint: The text books are written by NIIT.

  35. Copyright Infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If a teacher submits a student's original paper to turnitin.com, doesn't that violate the student's copyright on the paper? (I believe turnitin.com stores the student's paper indefinately to check future papers against.)

  36. erosion of quality by lutefish · · Score: 5, Interesting
    IANAL, but I am a university professor of English. Admittedly, I have the advantage of teaching thousand year old books at a world-class university, which definitely narrows the options for 'buy em' papers to be submitted, but beyond that, avoiding/catching the 'purchased paper' all comes down to proper teaching. First, one can always assign particular paper topics: what sort of cow-town university assigns a paper, even for Freshman intro to composition, on 'Gatsby' without providing further guidance - themes and topics discussed, already, in class, issues examined and developed throughout the class, etc. This in itself gets rid of the ex nihilo aspect of purchased papers: 'gatsby as hero', 'gatsby as anti-hero' don't hack it when you've been discussing 'daisy as hero' or 'novels of social disfunction', for example.

    If you do choose to give students freedom in choosing paper topics, which I prefer, at least know your students and their work. Although it can be more problematic in large survey/lecture classes, somebody should know them and their abilities - you, TA, GSI, somebody. Again, the relevance of the paper to at least some of the ideas discussed in class is an obvious tip-off, as is a comparison to the students' interests exhibited in previously submitted work. It's not hard to spot a purchased paper, at all, if the professor/teacher is doing their job of teaching properly. 'Book reports' and cliffs' notes at the university level? Pah.

    All of which brings me to the point of my rant - this kind of stuff only happens at institutions that employ crap teachers. Not necessarily lousy universities, but ones that permit shoddy, sub-standard teachers who should be teaching elementary-school english to pose and parade as 'professors'. Even with a 4/4 brutal teaching load at a large public institution, this kind of thing is simply a non-issue for teachers that actually work at it, rather than treating academia as if it were some sort of sinecure. It's an ivory tower only if you let it be, and if purchased essays are proliferating throughout academia, it reflects far worse on the professors who are too thick and lazy to preclude such submissions (or identify them, without google or a paid service, on the strength of their knowledge of the student and his/her work), and the institutions employing them, than students, of whom there will always be a few willing to try and cheat their way around substandard interest, intellect, or discipline. /rant.

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    1. Re:erosion of quality by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I also teach at a large public institution, and I don't think the cheating is that bad either. It is much worse at the more prestigious research universities. I once had a rash of cheating -- this was blatant plagiarism from websites -- from U Michigan students at a summer course I taught. I got to talk with a few of them after they were caught and they said that it was simply rampant where they went to school and that teachers there never catch them cheating. I can say at my university it happens a lot but there are a lot more professors trying to catch it, and the most blatant and stupid stuff, like copying websites verbatim, is usually caught. Funny thing was most of the students I talked to about it saw cheating as a legitimate way of getting ahead, and some even said the risk was worth it and they would do it again in the same situation -- this is after getting caught! Somewhere along the line they are learning values that suggest that cheating can be a worthwhile risk to take in order to move forward.

  37. Learning has no cheats by noidentity · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the goal is a good grade, the issues mentioned are relevant. If the goal is to learn something, there's no substitute for spending time learning it. Keeping this in mind, the usual idea of cheating can be understood as a confusion of these two issues. There's no way to cheat the learning process, and the grading process is just an algorithm which gives useful feedback to the student when the input is constrained to a certain domain.

  38. Drafts and Oral Examinations by Potor · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I worked at a Belgian University and our program used to catch many cheaters (although some no doubt went undetected). Our method was simple: students had to hand in drafts as the semester wore on, and many professors would make an oral examination of the paper part of its evaluation. You cannot speak convincingly of something that you did not write.

    One professor had an even more radical method: he would only allow students to write about books that had just appeared, and the students had to structure their essays around specific questions that the professor posed. Impossible to get around this, unless you hire someone to write it to spec.

    cheers, potor

    1. Re:Drafts and Oral Examinations by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Funny

      You cannot speak convincingly of something that you did not write.

      Politicians do it all the time.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    2. Re:Drafts and Oral Examinations by Potor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I accept that you disagree, and that your reason is good. I simply think, however, that you have only looked at one small aspect of a paper.

      Have you ever sat an oral examination? The point is not to 'riff on a theme', but rather to be pushed to the point of your ignorance, which is basically how an oral grade is determined.

      When a student is examined orally concerning a paper, the prof goes well beyond questions of content: the arguments are extended into new terrain, research methods are inquired into, methodology and structure are investigated, and so on.

      I guess one can always try to bluff, and even be successful at 'owning' the argument. But to be convincingly responsible for the text in its many aspects beyond mere argument, well, that's a lot more work. And difficult.

      Moreover, I agree completely with your characterisation of the academic arms race. That's what's so nice about the system of which I am speaking: rather than relying on technology to suss out cheating, the prof can use his own intelligence through the dialectic of the exam. And if cheating is suspected, then the prof can later seek evidence (or simply fail the student objectively for having a weak grasp of the paper, if the oral component of the grade is large enough).

      cheers, potor

  39. Re:Studying by fr0dicus · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Next week you'll wonder why all these IT admin jobs are being outsourced to India etc.

    The Internet is fine as a resource if all you need to perform your task is knowledge regurgitation (maybe just following Howto's or whatever) but if you need to do something even a little creative you need to know about what you're doing first. Seems fairly obvious to me.

  40. Actually... by ArbiterOne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I visited UCSD recently, and it is possible to legitimately buy exams, lecture notes, and past papers that people have written through a student-run office. Since they mentioned it in the tour, apparently it is widely used. However, it is also immediately obvious when a student has copied, due to the limited subset of papers available. Wouldn't this be a better solution than being Nazistic about it?

  41. turnitin.com: wholesale copyright infringement by Anonumous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    From turnitin.com:

    All work submitted to Turnitin is checked against three databases of content:
    [...]
    3. Millions of student papers already submitted to Turnitin.

    So the teachers commit copyright infringement by submitting their students' works to turnitin and turnitin commits grand scale copyright infringement by copying, preserving and capitalising on "millions of student papers" without the students' permission. Great business!

    1. Re:turnitin.com: wholesale copyright infringement by Aerion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So the teachers commit copyright infringement by submitting their students' works to turnitin and turnitin commits grand scale copyright infringement by copying, preserving and capitalising on "millions of student papers" without the students' permission. Great business!

      By submitting their papers to Turnitin, the students agree to allow Turnitin to use their papers in such a manner.

      Furthermore, you can't view any papers submitted to Turnitin unless you are the author, you are the author's teacher, or you have obtained written permission from the author. I know this because I submitted a rough draft and a final draft to Turnitin, and it flagged my final as being 67% identical to another submitted paper (the rough draft), but wouldn't let me view the other paper until I could prove that I had permission. I thought that was kind of strange, considering that I was using the same account for both papers, but it's nice to know that not just anybody can read what you submit.

  42. Re:Easy 90% fix. by severoon · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yea, I have to agree with you. Talk about lazy students...how about pointing out the lazy teachers? I only had a few teachers up through high school and only ONE professor in college where these rip-off papers would have worked.

    For one, my high school teachers quizzed us in two different ways. One, our ability to analyze a story, as in term papers, in-class essays, etc. Two, our ability to read a story. Usually this was simply a daily quiz on what we were supposed to have read the night before hitting several factual minor points that no summary would include. We were told this would be the case, and we were told ahead of time that we should read with a notebook open and take notes on anything we thought might be covered (we were free to use our notes on the quizzes). Some teachers that used this technique didn't want to waste class time so they'd give us the quizzes to take home. They still worked really well.

    Some teachers didn't like this because they thought it overtly communicated mistrust to the students. Instead, they opted for the multiple draft process for term papers. No paper was simply written and handed in. It was drafted, corrected by the teacher with suggestions, handed back for rewrite. This process would usually go three or four times, and you'd be asked to analyze how your thesis applied to specific small events in the book, again, not covered by any summaries. By the time you were done writing the paper, if you had tried initially to avoid reading the book you eventually had to go into it pretty deeply. Using the custom-written papers on these rip-off sites would cost several thousand dollars, one custom paper per draft. (And how would you communicate with the paper writer what they were supposed to do? Would you fax in the first draft with all of the teacher's margin notes?)

    Finally, there was a teacher who I did not personally have but taught in my high school that required students to compose one essay per reading that was more or less primarly composed of direct quotations strung together. This sounds silly, but it was a very good way of seeing if your thesis held water against the actual text of the book. At the beginning of his course, something like 90% of the theses handed in were rejected and rewritten because it would be painfully obvious that the student didn't have a clear idea of what the author was saying (after all, not a lot of interpretive wiggle room when it comes to using direct quotes).

    Yet another technique, the in-class creative essay. The teacher would simply ask the students to write an essay that compared/contrasted some element of two specific readings. Try to do this based on cliff notes of both works and you'll see it doesn't really work that well...the success of this kind of essay requires a knowledge of the texts more intimate than summaries provide.

    These are just the ways I've actually had teachers ensure that students read the material. I could probably think of a dozen more if say, oh I don't know...it was MY JOB. What exactly are we paying teachers for if they can't solve this fairly simple problem?

    Having said that, I will say that I have used what I considered to be ethical techniques that my classmates did not consider ethical (though I doubt my professors would have had a problem with it). I found it works particularly well for philosophy courses for some reason, but I see no reason why it wouldn't work just as well in literature for most people. Before I read anything for a particular college level philosophy course, I'd go to the library and do some background research on the philosopher, what he thought, what he was trying to say, and then do the same kind of research on the particular work itself. This way, I'd know what all of the later philosophers, professors, and graduate students thought about various aspects of the work. I found this much research was often sufficient to gain a true understanding of the material without having to read the material itself, which was very useful when I was in a ti

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  43. Re:why papers by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >How would it help them later in life?

    Isn't it strange that all the posts making this point are badly written and badly spelt? Just by making the post the question they pose is answered.

    Just in case the poster doesn't get it: being made to read a book, think critically about it and then write a paper about it develops useful skills that you don't learn studying chemistry. It also helps to prevent "boring scientist" syndrome.

  44. Re:Easy 90% fix. by cammoblammo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think anyone that thinks they'll get away with a paper they found through Google deserves to fail. Come on, if you're that stupid I can't see how you deserve to actually graduate.

    When I was at College we discovered a pretty simple system. Now the staff weren't the brightest --- in fact, most of the students in my year already had degrees, whereas some of the staff hadn't even finished High School. Great teachers, bad academics.

    Anyway, we'd be given a book to read, prescribed by the syllabus. If the teacher was new on staff, chances were they hadn't read it. If they had been there longer and had read it, it would have been so long ago it didn't matter.

    We came up with a guaranteed system to pass those book reviews.

    1. Read the introduction, and copy out a good little anecdote or quote.
    2. Read the last chapter, finding another quote to use.
    3. Read the blurb on the back, mainly to find out what the book was about.
    4. If you were gunning for top marks, read the write up about the author. Make sure you relate something of his or her experience in the essay.
    5. Write the essay, making sure you explain both quotes and above all, agree with everything. If you disagree, the staff member may actually have to read it themselves in order to judge your argument.
    6. Aim for the lower word limit. If you need to use the whole thing, well, see the previous point.
    7. If you're having trouble with the essay, come up with a reason for handing the thing in late, and get an extension. People who do this will never be failed, beacause the staff are so happy you got the thing done.

    The problem those of us with degrees had was that we simply couldn't do that. We were trained to go in boots and all, and none of those essays were hard. But funnily enough, the system worked better than hard work and thinking.

    Great staff, though. In that situation, being around people with real life and trade experience was a worth a lot more than reading a book none of them clearly cared about.

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    Cogito, ergo sig.

  45. Re:a hack to fix a broken system by Jubedgy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To paraphrase the great Tom Lehrer: Schooling is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

    IAAPEUSC (I am a publically educated US citizen)

    I didn't really have a problem with my public education. It taught me to think critically and along the way I learned some pretty neat stuff. If people want to slide through without putting any effort in, they shouldn't be suprised they aren't getting anything out of it. Education is a two-way street, you can't just sit around and have a teacher tell you how to think for yourself, you need to practice it as well. Hence they assign homework, papers, etc... People who cheat are really just cheating themselves and not the system.

    For the most part, I've seen that there is a separation later in life, that those who sat around doing nothing, learning nothing, tend to be overshadowed by those who put forth an effort.

    Really, the system here in the US isn't so bad as everyone makes it. It's kind of geared toward the lowest common denominator, but there are plenty of opportunities to get ahead. The failure (IMHO) lies in the parents. If kids aren't participating in school (by participating I don't necessarily mean answering questions in classrooms, rather I mean learning to learn, or learning to think), I tend to believe that that means the parents haven't given the kids the right priorities.

    Naturally, the case could be made that perhaps parents aren't raising their kids right for fear of repercussions (legal or social) of actively telling their kids what they should and should not do. I think that would be a much more valid complaint than the more popular "our public education system sucks!"

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  46. Blatant plagiarism by cammoblammo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've got more blatant than that. When I was in college a guy in the year below me asked for some help on an assignment he had. It was a report on an out-training exercise, which I had done the year before. The guy was struggling, and I'm a nice bloke, so I agreed. He wanted to look at the assignment I did, so I gave him a copy of it.

    I never really trusted the guy, so I asked a couple of friends in his year to keep an eye out for the assignment (it had to be presented in class). Sure enough, after the presentations they came straight to see me with the class copyt of his assignment.

    It was identical.

    When I say identical, I mean identical. I had used the ugliest, most garish template MS-Works (it all seems so silly in retrospect) could give me (the staff rewarded heavy use of dialogue boxes and 'general creativity.') The mastheads, the page borders and everything were the same.

    And the text was definitely mine. My friends were tipped off to the problem because it even sounded like me speaking. They knew he couldn't have done it.

    The funny part was, though, he'd used correction fluid to blank out our names (I did it as a joint project) and every occurence of 'us,' 'we,' and so on throughout the piece and replaced it with his handwritten name and appropriate pronouns. He popped it into a photocopier, and his essay was done.

    I immediately went to the staff member responsible for these things and she just about had a heart attack, not least because of the ugly template. She started an enquiry, and it turned out every piece of work he'd done up that point had been 'written' the same way. He quietly resigned from the college a week later. Not so much as an apology for those of us he'd ripped off. He still maintains that he did the work.

    Great teachers, lousy academics. Not such great police, either.

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    Cogito, ergo sig.

  47. Here is what I used to do by digitalgimpus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I took a bunch of free hosting accounts, plus my personal site. And posted my papers online. Sometimes each word in the paper linked to another copy of the paper (which did the same thing).

    So when the paper's due date had enough time to let me pull this little prank... it was normally never returned to me.

    A few times the teacher exempt me from what was a terrible paper, simply because they never got it back from the librarian running the plagarism check.

    Sometimes my name would be on top of the line copies, sometimes on the bottom, sometimes even in the HTML (when I wanted to really tick them off).

    Other times I would break up my paper, and post a sentence on each page.

    No rule against doing stuff like this. And it's a boatload of fun knowing your wasting someone's time!

  48. Re:Easy 90% fix. by gilroy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Blockquoth the poster:

    No one has been able to convince me yet that it's somehow more valuable to slug through Nietzsche word by word, one of the most misunderstood philosophers of all time, without at least first getting some idea of what he was saying first.

    But you're conflating two things here. I wouldn't argue against pre-reading some things (although that can bias your own reading) but I think you should in the end read the original as well. What's more, you say you never cracked the original books, but then say "without at least first getting some idea" -- which implies a second, i.e., actually reading the text.

    I don't doubt you can get by, or even do well, grade-wise by just processing secondary sources. But your actual learning is in fact diluted, I believe.
  49. my last english by man_ls · · Score: 2, Funny

    My High School english classes were often irrelevant and pointless. We'd read feminist literature or classical Greek myths.

    College, on the other hand, was much more interesting. We read Fight Club and the Last American Man, watched Family Guy, etc and plotted their significance in society.

    Really a fascinating class.

  50. Junior Term Paper by djfray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For my Junior Term Paper, my English teacher informed us that he would be using turnitin.com to check our papers. I have a fundamental disagreement with the way turnitin profits, which is by using the works of students to reference other papers. So I wrote a lengthy essay on my opinion in this matter, that I considered my works copyrighted and would not tolerate it being submitted to turnitin(whenever you check a paper there, that paper is automatically included in their database forever). He was sympathetic towards my beliefs. I think everyone threatened with turnitin(except of course idiots who are plagiarizing) should take this approach, and stop turnitin from profiting illegally from our papers.

    Another problem is re-use of reports. If you give a paper on Sports Marketing to your gym teacher(I write reports for gym because I don't take it) and to your Economics teacher, and they both check it, it will come up as completely plagiarized.

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  51. A funny story... by Coppit · · Score: 2, Funny
    A few years back I was a teaching assistant for a lab for CS 201 at the University of Virginia. This is a tough weed-out class that all the CS majors had to take. We had an undergraduate TA working with us--undergrads who had taken the class before often are a lot better than the grad students.

    This one time he was helping some students with their code, and was impressed how they had done it.

    That is, until he realized it was his code! Apparently someone had stolen his code from when he had taken it and kept it archived for later.

  52. not violate the copyrights on their students' work by OolonColluphid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is another aspect to that, of course. One of my professors, Scott Nicholson, discussed the problem on CNN. I thought there was something about it on the website, but I couldn't find it in a quick look this morning. Anyway, he did a small piece discussing how little of a phrase one actually needed to find matches on the web. Four or five words is often enough.

    He took a poll in one of my classes about turnitin.com and other sites. The students were overwhelmingly against it. Not because we're cheaters, but because we agree with the McGill student who fought the system. Many of us, oddly enough, consider turning in papers to a service who will keep it on file a copyright violation.

    Dr. Nicholson's solution, and that of many others in our school is to use stepped assignments. If there is a large paper due at some point in the semester, we have to submit paper proposals by a given date. For some, we need to have outlines or a short presentation for the class at a later date. Most professors will allow students to submit papers for critique in advance of the due date. All of this is to not only make it more difficult for someone to buy or obtain a paper from somewhere, but also to help the students plan and work on the assignment over the semester rather than putting it off until the last minute.

    And then, if necessary, there's always the Google trick.

  53. Google Answers by Amadodd · · Score: 2, Informative

    I checked out Google Answers(where you pay Google to have some research done) the other day. In their examples section under $150 examples there are a couple of questions like: Describe with references and annotations etc the relation between woman and her child. A pretty comprehensive answer then follows and the person who asked the question then responds with a thank you, now I have everything I need to answer this question for that subject of my masters degree.
    Doesn't seem right to me that Google should be using this for promotion material.

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  54. Cheating via g/f or b/f by happyduckworks · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many of you have ever helped or been helped by a boyfriend/girlfriend? I know of several instances of advanced degrees that were really earned by significant others. (It only seems to be possible in soft subjects, like English or Social Sciences.)

    Love makes people do strange (and unethical) things.

    I once wrote all of the essays for a g/f in a college-level English class. I was proud of them. They were really good - too good. One time, her laziness saved her from being caught: she skipped a class after having turned in one of my best efforts, and, luckily, therefore missed having to read it aloud to the rest of the class. I'd put too many words in that she didn't know and couldn't pronounce properly. The close call told me I had to dumb my stuff down a bit.

    How the teacher never caught on, I'll never know, though it may have had something to do with how hot she was. There are certainly many ways to catch this kind of thing (as the above discussions show). He gave her an A+ and a glowing recommendation that helped her to transfer to a better college. I felt bad about aiding and abetting. That g/f is long gone, but I believe her lack of a good foundation in English eventually caught up with her (I'm now married to someone who'd not have needed nor would have sought such help).

  55. And getting good grades ... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    becomes the primary goal when "no child gets left behind." Now I know it is non-politically correct to say this, but not everyone is college material. Back in the day, college was intended for the cream of the intellectual crop. Now it's been watered down to job training and high school remediation. Everyone wants a college degree. Is it mere happenstance that the rise of grade inflation on the part of the teachers and cheating on the part of the students coincided with swarms of people enrolling in college?

    1. Re:And getting good grades ... by sqlgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Back in the day college was intended for the privileged. That is how we see a C high school student get into Yale. That is how we see a C Yale student get into Harvard Business School. That is how we see a C Harvard student founding multiple companies. That is how that founder of multiple failed companies gets sweetheart deals on Texas Rangers stock.

      And that, dear friends, is how we get a recovering alcoholic, recovering cocaine addict, President.

      When you say "back in the day" I am all but certain that you are a privileged, well-educated, white kid.

      Sigh.

  56. Ulysses? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speaking as someone who actually read Ulysses, I think actually taking the time to read the book actually makes you LESS able to write an intelligent essay. I sure as hell had a better idea of what the book was about before I read it.

    I thought it was just me, but then I ran accross this guy who described reading Ulysses as "...like having a rib ripped out of my body, being beaten with it, raped with it, and then being forced to eat it," which about sums up my feelings for it.

    In conclusion, if there are any schoolchildren out there, there is no course of academic plagarism whose punishment is worse than actually having to read Ulysses! For gods sake, don't let it kill again.

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  57. Re:Easy 90% fix. by Joey7F · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Especially since in high school kids do not have access to cliff notes or spark notes ;)

    Back then, I read only books of interest to me (Ender's Game) not those that did not (The Scarlet Letter). English teacher's are well meaning but are fairly easy to fool. The first thing you do in writing a paper is say that the book epitomizes the prevailing thought of the time or represented "fill-in-the-blank" during a transitional period in "country-it-was-written-in"
    I also found comparing any classic book to "The Great Gatsby" was effective.

    Then throw in buzz phrases like "paradigm shift", "curious amalgam", etc. and you have got yourself an A paper.

    We had to write a paper on a song by Bessie Smith. 2 hours later, I composed the entire paper without doing more than a google search worth of "research."

    Not only did I get an A, the teacher suggested that I join the humanities because I "got it".

    It shows that how you write is more important than what you write

    Boo humanities, yay engineering!

    --Joey

  58. I submitted a paper I wrote to a site... by Om242 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back in 1996, I had to do a paper for a weed-out course Political Science on gun control.

    Being the good student, I attacked this paper with vigor, and spent about a week on it, gathering statistics, charts and whatnot. I scored an 'A' since it was overkill for a Freshman/Sophomore course.

    Well, I was a C.S. major and the web was just starting to hit full stride, and I heard this commentator talking about a web site called 'School Sucks' (www.schoolsucks.com) which gathered research papers for people to download.

    "What a novel idea!", I thought.

    So I submitted my Gun Control paper to it, along with my email in case anyone had any problems with it. HEY! I spent a lot of time on this paper! I didn't want it to go to waste! tee hee.

    For over 5 years later, about once every week, I got an email from someone who used it, thanking me, and some even adding to it, much like an open source project.

    All told, I guess my little research paper led to over 200 A's, and made a lot of people happy. :)

    Was good fun. :)

    ++Om

  59. turnitin.com is illegal by nasor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Although the iParadigms corporation (the parent company of turnitin.com) likes to scream to anyone who will listen that there's nothing wrong with turnitin.com, the truth is that by using it schools are almost guaranteed to violate both copyright laws and the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA).

    When a teacher submits a paper to turnitin.com the paper is archived indefinitely in their database for comparison to future paper submissions. In nearly all cases this is done without the student's knowledge or permission, which violates that student's copyrights. Remember, YOU own the rights to any school papers that you create, even if your only purpose in writing the paper is to fulfill a class assignment. There are certain instances in which a school will require a student to sign an intellectual property rights waver that gives up the copyrights on anything that they create to the school, but this happens almost exclusively with university graduate students - not the undergrads and highschoolers that turnitin.com is aimed at. Turnitin.com is using your copyrighted material for commercial purposes without your permission.

    All copyright issues aside, use of turnitin.com also violates FERPA, which is a federal law prohibiting schools from sharing student's records, coursework, or pretty much anything else with anyone outside the school system (like, say, a for-profit corporation) without the student's explicit permission. The entire turnitin.com company is based around violating federal law.

    1. Re:turnitin.com is illegal by nasor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Hate to burst your bubble, but many high school teachers, schools and districts are asking parents to sign waivers."

      You might be right in some cases, but most schools don't do this. Turnitin.com actually encourages schools to not inform students. And in any case, it's very questionable whether or not a public school can compel students to sign a FERPA waver.

      "And I know, first hand, that some are removing all identifying information except a unigue ID from the essays."

      Sorry, but simply stripping off identifying information like a student's name doesn't allow you to get around FERPA. It is well-established that FERPA applies to all graded work that is turned in by a student, even if the student's name isn't included.

      "No offense, but your smarmy attempt to invalidate the legitimate use of the service, makes you sound as if you would suffer should your school subscribe."

      I guess different people have different opinions regarding what qualifies as 'smarmy'. Personally, I consider it smarmy for a school to violate privacy laws in the name of expedience and for companies to violate copyright laws in order to make a profit. You apparently consider it smarmy for someone to be concerned that their rights are respected. Difference of opinion, I guess.

      "While you might find some high school teacher, administrator or superintendent intimidate into relenting, please try this argument with a college professor."

      Actually I teach (as a graduate student) at a major state university, and many of the professors here have stopped using turnitin.com because of the legal risks involved. It is a pretty clear violation of both FERPA and the Copyright Act. Most college professors are smart enough to understand the law.

  60. Re:Studying by zzyzx · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Besides, the ladies love guys who can do integrals and differentials of non-rational numbers in their head. "

    Yeah because the derivative of a constant function is so hard to do in your head. ;)

  61. That's not the purpose... by gillbates · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Most colleges are not intellectual instituions, but economic:
    • A college degree differentiates those who can and will learn, from those who won't. Though programmers take learning for granted, you'd be surprised the number of workers in other professions (particularly the blue-collar types) who have a steadfast refusal to learn anything new. Not as in, its-too-hard-for-me-to-learn, but as in, why-do-I-have-to-know-this-crap-let's-go-watch-foo tball-and-drink-beer.
    • Colleges regulate the supply of skilled labor, thus keeping professional salaries high.
    • Colleges provide a set of credentials which can be used to back up one's assertions about ability.

    I too, was sadly disappointed by college. But after being in the workforce for a few years, I've realized that the challenges in the profession often are far greater than the textbook problems presented in college. I realized a few years ago that going back for a masters was pointless from an intellectual perspective - there's very little in a master's program that I don't already know. Unless I needed a masters for a promotion or career move, there's little point in spending the money.

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  62. Re:Easy 90% fix. by severoon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, of course the education industry isn't necessarily more or less moral than any other industry based on making money. I wasn't really addressing in my post the corruption (if you want to call it that...it seems a little strong though) in the system itself.

    I've done some thinking about this because I the university I attended was a research institution that often rewarded professors for bringing in research funds and wouldn't punish them for being terrible professors. At first I expected nothing but the highest ethical standard of judgment of my professors by the administration...but the more I thought about it, the more I was glad that there was some focus on research money. I realized that it's the influx of money that made all of the good aspects of my college experience possible.

    So should you pass a foreign student that can't speak English? In a perfect world, no, but what if such a policy would mean the school simply couldn't afford to hire you in the first place? What if adhering to such a high ethical standard in the marketplace would cause the school itself to have to fold? This might be a case of the greater good (it also might not be...I don't know the details of your particular situation at the time).

    I had a Russian lit prof in college that had a standard retest policy for anyone that didn't like their midterm grade in the class. All you had to do was email her with a retest request and you'd be allowed to replace your midterm grade with an essay test. The essay test consisted of one unreasonably long essay and two insanely long essays. She'd email you the topic for the unreasonably long essay on Friday at 7pm and you had until 10pm to email back the result. Then Saturday at 10am you'd receive the next essay topic and you were responsible for sending that one back by 8pm and likewise on Sunday. The length requirements were absolute and would keep you writing pretty much the entire weekend.

    Needless to say, the time you had to invest to correct a bad midterm grade was not worth it to most students. The time she had to invest in grading those essays, compared to what the student spent writing them, was not very high.

    So, I think the point was that the administration might want you to do x, y, and z, but ultimately you're still in control of the student. If they complain about their grade you can give them that second chance, but just make the workload so insane that they're sorry they didn't just take the fail. Sure you ultimately have to still pass them, but they don't know that. :)

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  63. Let us not forget - UT Law rejected W by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That may be why he pushed a law through that took management of the UT endowment from a public, transparent process (that did a fine job) and turned it over to a secret, private company (surprisingly, a major contributor to W's political career!) that churned and burned like a low grade spamming boiler room operation.

  64. Re:Don't forget historical signifigance by DG · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Interesting opinion, sounds exactly like some useless ancient professor who has read the same lecture at the same point for thirty years.
    Ah. That, you see, defines our differences pretty well. Where you se an "ancient usless professor", I see a human being with much more experience than I, who probably has a lot of knowledge and wisdom to impart - assuming, of course, I can get my ego out of the way and allow it to happen.

    Here's a rule of thumb for you: assume that everybody else is smarter than you, and then change that assumption only if a preponderence of fact forces it to change.

    What's wrong with doing a report on a Algebra or Chemistry book or for that matter a report on a book you know the teacher owns like A Hero with A Thousand Faces.

    Deux questions, deux reponses:

    1) Given that the class in question is English Literature (or at the very least, English) there isn't much value in analyzing a science manual, whose only realy judgeable qualities are "does the book communicate the required information?" and "Is the information communicated factually correct?"

    2) So what if he owned the book? You were given a list of books you could analyze, you chose to do a book not on the list. Case closed.

    Now the interesting questions that arise are: why not do the report on one of the assigned books? What was the purpose of disobeying instructions? And why feel that, when punished for disobeying instructions, that you have been slighted?

    But I have always had my own taste

    That's right, you are a precious and rare individual. Just like everybody else.

    DG
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  65. According to Tom Lehrer... by Macgrrl · · Score: 2, Funny

    stealing from one person is plagerism

    stealling from many is research

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    once the rockets go up - who cares where they come down, that's not my department says Werner Von Brown

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  66. Re:Easy 90% fix. by CornerScribe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not saying all teachers are perfect. You have lousy teachers, just like you have people who are bad at whatever they do. The point is, you also have lousy students sometimes.

    Have you ever taught? Some students walk into a classroom with absolutely no motivation to learn. Asking a teacher to be able to motivate each and every student is unrealistic. Is you doctor a bad doctor because he/she can't get you to lose weight, quit smoking, etc.? Well, obviously yes! A good doctor could motivate patients to do what's best for them.

    I spent almost ten years in the classroom, and I wasn't one of those sadistic teachers who made passing as difficult as possible. I made every effort to help my students learn -- and pass. What I wouldn't do is give grades away. When I sign off on a grade, I'm certifying that student knows the material. I won't pass off a student who doesn't to the next instuctor or to an unsuspecting employer. It's unfair to them, and it's unfair to the student.

    One particular student comes to mind. She turned in an absolutely hideous essay as her first assignment. If there were a grade lower than F, I would have given it to her. I asked her to rewrite it, and she proceeded to explain that she was dyslexic and therefore couldn't be expected to write. I reminded her that she was, in fact, in an English class and writing was mandatory. After several conversations, she redid the essay. She ended up writing every essay more than once, and some three or four times. She came to me at the end of the semester and thanked me because I was the first teacher to expect her to do the same work AND believe that she could do it. I've never seen a student so proud of her accomplishment.

    Had I passed her on the first essay, she would never had felt that pride in her achievement, and I would have sent her to an unsuspecting employer.

    Yes, you have bad teachers, but you have good ones too. Don't lay the blame for every unmotivated student on the instructors.

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