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"E-Jihad" Exaggerated by Russian Media Spin
decompiler writes "Earlier reports that cyber-terrorists would be bringing down the internet today have now been denounced as "Russian media sensationalist spin", and Jose Nazario of Arbor Networks says, "There have been no precursors to a large-scale attack.""
And I used to figure, if it's on the internet it must be true! There goes that theory...
Sounds like a "E-Jihadn't"
News Media
and
Exaggerated
From yesterday's
Diary:
"The ISC would like to go out on a limb and predict that the Internet will not vaporize into a cloud of nothingness this Thursday, but if it does, it's been our pleasure to help stave off its inevitable annihilation this long. "
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I took work off today because I thought the internet was gonna go down. I didn't mention my absence to any of my supervisors, because I figured they would all be freaking out because the internet is down so they wouldn't notice I was missing.
I should either:
A) Go to work.
B) Bring in some pruning shears and re-create the effect of the internet being down on a much more local scale by severing the fiber line.
Where are those shears at?
Except maybe for a couple of russian jetliners going down simultaneously out of the same airport.
In Mother Russia, the Internet attacks you....
wait a minute... my box gets port probed all day and I'm not even in Russia. grrrrrrrr
The E-Terror level has subsequently been lowered to #FFFF00
Johnkoerner.com
about two weeks ago...
"If you think you have things under control, you're not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti
Is e-jihad a characteristic of the E-slam faith?
I knew it was just a big lie... There was no way those cowards were going to sd #4f d# $ i%5@
NO CARRIER
Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
They were going to launch the attack, but the amazing security of XP SP2 has made potential victims impenetrable fortresses!
Well, look at the bright side. The fact that a lot of the news sources had denounced this as bullshit for the most part, and even made fun of it - is something positive.
:)
A while ago, something like this would have been treated a whole lot more seriously - the fact that people (especially some of the media) are realizing not all of the stuff that comes on the net needs to make sense is a slight silver lining
I bet Al Gore is releived to hear is was a hoax, his baby was in jeopardy.
You mean to tell me that the thing that, according ot the media, "may or may not happen" didn't actually happen?
So in that case, the media was right. Why are we upset with them?
I think I may or may not get back to work now. Hey, at least I'm not lying.
Moo.
Next thing you know, we're going to find out Iraq didn't have any WMDs. It's almost as if somebody actually BENEFITS from creating unsubstantiated media scares. Anyway, I gotta get back to duct taping my windows.
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CEE5210S The signal SIGHUP was received.
We knew it was a hoax yesterday.
Hot news! Obvious hoax TURNS OUT TO BE HOAX!
*sigh*
Independent of government interests, but not independent of corporate interests.
The U.S. public broadcasters seem to have a similar flavour and freedom as the BBC.
While Fox, CNN MSNBC et. al. exist entirely for profit and they're not judged on the quality of their news, but the palatability of thier content to their advertisers. The correlation between news and the public is a secondary effect of what the networks feel the advertisers feel the public wants to see... curbed by the advertisers' tendency to not want the public to see things which make the public adverse to particular forms of spending.
There are notable exceptions to the rule, but there are a lot of big stories which go ignored on "slow news days"
Oh, that's just great. Now I've got this image of isolated islanders wearing grass lab coats building a nuke out of bamboo and coconut milk.
Meanwhile an islander in a grass business suit is running about complaining infiltration from the "acka-ack-nunucket" island.
Thankfully I think I see Feynman swimming to shore, maybe he can save me!
Excessive forking causes un-wanted children.
Get it right, will ya!
Why bother.