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Odds-on Science

utopia27 writes "According to article in New Scientist, a UK-based bookie will be taking bets for two weeks on major science benchmarks (specifically, odds of implementation by 2010). The ponies are life on Titan, 10,000:1, gravitational waves, 500:1, the Higgs boson, 6:1, cosmic ray origins, 4:1, and nuclear fusion, 100:1."

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  1. I'll bet... by BoldAC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Duke Nukem Forever -- 25,000:1

    (grin)
    AC

    1. Re:I'll bet... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

      SCO showing copyrighted code in Linux: 50,000:1

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    2. Re:I'll bet... by jimbolaya · · Score: 2, Funny

      My bet:

      Slashdot-proof science journal web sites -- 50,000:1

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  2. Obligatory quote by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry! This section of Newscientist.com is unavailable at the current time - every effort is being made to get it back up and running as quickly as possible.

    The ponies are life on Titan, 10,000:1
    Gravitational waves, 500:1
    The Higgs boson, 6:1
    Cosmic ray origins, 4:1
    Nuclear fusion, 100:1

    The New Scientist getting a good Slashdotting: priceless

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    1. Re:Obligatory quote by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great, thanks!

      Then my punch line should have been "Taco looking like an 5 year old editing html for the first time: priceless" :-)

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    2. Re:Obligatory quote by amorangi · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's 10,000:1 odds on ponies on Titan? That's pretty good odds!

  3. 10000 to 1? by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am reminded of a certain phrase:

    The lottery is just a tax on fools.

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    1. Re:10000 to 1? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 4, Funny

      The lottery is just a tax on fools.

      Slashdot is a lottery for those that are bad at remembering quotations.

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  4. I'm betting on Longhorn security by scoser · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm putting a few bucks on Longhorn having no security issues in the first month after its release. Unfortunately, the odds are 10000000000000000000000:1.

    1. Re:I'm betting on Longhorn security by Hassman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not bad. Slightly better than the odds that the new linux kernal will no bugs.

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    2. Re:I'm betting on Longhorn security by Altus · · Score: 4, Funny


      this is obviously a troll... thoese couldnt be the odds that longhorn woudl have no security issues in the first month after its release because the odds of longhorn even being released by 2010 are 5000000000:1

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  5. Doh by Hassman · · Score: 2, Funny

    This always happens on the stories I was going to actually read.

    I wonder how the calculate the odds?

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  6. Easy Money... by still_sick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stalk Steven Hawking, bet what he bets.


    ... Or just knock him down and take his winnings. Either way, Bling-Bling!

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    1. Re:Easy Money... by Shky · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hawking? That hack lost a bet to a particle physicist . I wouldn't trust him for a second.

      No hair theorem my ass!

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    2. Re:Easy Money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I dunno about knocking him down: I bet he has a rocket launcher or something built into that chair.

      You'd wake up in an alley with "H4wk1ng ownz yr b0x4rs, n00b!" tattooed on your unmentionables.

  7. Slashdot readers getting laid- by computechnica · · Score: 4, Funny

    10000000:1

  8. Odds the bookie will skip the country... by MaineCoon · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and go to the bahamas by 2006:

    1:1.

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  9. One more odds. by Chmarr · · Score: 5, Funny

    He forgot the most important one:

    Odds on the bookie being contactable in 6 years to pay out on all the bets he lost: 1,000,000:1

  10. Too late! by Fortran+IV · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll take those 50:1 odds on transparent aluminum! Oh, wait, that was Monday. Darn.

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  11. Re:Nuclear fusion? by Mateito · · Score: 5, Funny
    The problem is controlling and sustaining it.

    I heard that there is some scientist who has developed a system of four AI controlled robotic arms that will allow him to manually control the reaction. Apparently they hook into his nervous system. Could be interesting.

  12. Re:Slashdot readers getting laid- by mrtroy · · Score: 2, Funny

    10000000:1

    My personal apologies to 10000000 slashdot readers. It is strictly numbers folks.

    Good luck next time....

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  13. Odds of someone who places one of these bets.... by MustardMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    getting laid before 2010?

    Is there a mathematical term for "when pigs fly?"

  14. Re:Nuclear fusion? by mahdi13 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Didn't work, the reaction went out of control and fried the arms to his nervous system permanently...then the AI in the arms took him over and went on a crime spree

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  15. Re:Slashdot readers getting laid- by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    10000000:1
    My personal apologies to 10000000 slashdot readers. It is strictly numbers folks.


    You should apologize to the frightened-looking "1" woman at the right of the colon...

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  16. Re:Nuclear fusion? by nettdata · · Score: 3, Funny

    Link can be found here or here.

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  17. Odds you get any money back by pyro101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    1,000,000,000,000:1
    Now your sure this isn't another Niger scam?

  18. Re:Nuclear fusion? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Could be interesting.

    Don't bet on it.

  19. How about Pseudo-science odds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scientology: Must make minimum bet of $100K to see odds.
    Greys: You knew the odds before we wiped your memory.
    ESP: You already know the odds.
    The Rapture: 666-1
    Creationism: See Blind Watchmaker's Odds Book

  20. Taxing the stupid by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 2, Funny

    And this bookie is offering a tax on those too stupid to realize how easy it is to skip town in 9-1/2 years.

  21. Re:playing the lottery is not stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what you are saying is that millions of people think the "excitement" of a lottery that one has next to no chance of ever winning is worth $1 or $2? Wow, it IS a tax on the stupid. Kind of like paying $8 to watch Gigli.

  22. Re:Odds of someone who places one of these bets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    any pig thrown hard enough will be indistinguishable from a flying pig.

  23. Another slashdotter who is clueless re bookmaking by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Stalk Steven Hawking, bet what he bets. ... Or just knock him down and take his winnings.

    No, quite the oppposite : you bet what Hawking *doesn't* bet. If you win, great. If you lose, then he wins, so *then* you knock him down. The bookie's term for this is "laying off" the bet.

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  24. Re: Grammar by aggiefalcon01 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please note, kids-- this is where grammar counts. See, The ponies are life on Titan ... and The ponies are: life on Titan ... convey very different meanings.

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  25. Re:Enough to change my life... by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

    3) Distribute the rest, anonymously, into my friends' bank accounts after *somehow* surreptitiously getting their account numbers. Explain my sudden wealth by saying "Yeah, it happened to me, too - weird, innit?"

    I've just added you to my friends list. :)

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