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The Internet At 35

Anonymous writes "CNN has a story on the 35th anniversary of the Internet, overviewing its past and the future. According to the article the history began on 'September 2, 1969, as bits of meaningless test data flowed silently between the two computers.' So, happy birthday, the Internet!"

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  1. editors? by ack154 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So which is it? 25? or 35? Come on... :p

    1. Re:editors? by Whyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      The real news is that this is actually the year 1994!

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    2. Re:editors? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 5, Funny

      1969... it's 2004... math... err... ummm... hold on, let me get a calculator for you... err... let's see... what's the thingy I gotta do? Add??? No... subtract... ah... there we go... 25!!!

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    3. Re:editors? by adrianbaugh · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's actually 1994 and the editors are using a brand-spanking-new Intel Pentium (ding-ding ding-DING!) chip to do their math. Oh, wait...

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    4. Re:editors? by tunabomber · · Score: 5, Funny

      C'mon- give the Internet a break- it's just going through a little bit of denial.

      Don't worry, the Internet, it's OK to be 35- you're a hot technology trend! You know what they say about the lifetime of those! The Internet, why are you sobbing? Come back!

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    5. Re:editors? by suwain_2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I come up with -35.

      Seems like a substantial difference. Maybe it's just round-off errors or something.

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  2. Haha by pHatidic · · Score: 5, Funny

    35 Years Ago Today: Frist PSOT!!!1

  3. Over the hill by cloudscout · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Internet At 25"... but it started in 1969. I think this "Internet" is a lot like some 35 year old guys I've seen in various chatrooms trying to convince all of the co-eds that they're really 25.

  4. Memories.... by JoeLinux · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Ah yes, the internet. Putting porn and pipebomb instructions in the hands of 13-year olds since September 3rd, 1969...

    1. Re:Memories.... by pHatidic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Remember ten years ago when the porno used to load line by line? I remember being 13ish when my friend linked me to some surprise.jpg and it loaded line by line for like 5 minutes and then at the bottom the girl had a penis. What the fuck. I should really sue AOL for scarring me for life.

    2. Re:Memories.... by emc · · Score: 5, Funny

      What the fuck. I should really sue AOL for scarring me for life.

      I have always thought that all non-AOL users should get to sue AOL for bringing all of these 'users' onto the Internet in the first place.

    3. Re:Memories.... by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 5, Funny

      You young whipper-snappers had it easy. I used to have to spend 3 hours feeding punched cards into the mainframe just to get the front panel LEDs to light up in the shape of a nekkid lady.

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  5. First Data Transmitted on the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) 1 x 1 pixel of goatse.cx 2) Two sentence SPAM email trying to get investors into something called TCP/IP 3) The famous "Nixon" worm of '69. Crippled 3 machines.

  6. I get the feeling... by msgregory@earthlink. · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that the largest discussion of the difference between 25 and 35 in the history of the internet is about to ensue.

  7. The Internet... by kjones692 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, the Internet. Designed so that even in the event of nuclear war, our military leaders would still be able to access pornography.

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  8. If the internet was a girl. by eBayDoug · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would forever be 29 years old.

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  9. Lighten up by outriding9800 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the editors are under enough stress. I mean they first have to make sure the article wasnt posted 3 times before and do a spell check. Now you all want them to check basic math. gessh give them a break

  10. Re:Yay! by nkh · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope you don't live in the USA or you are in serious trouble for copyright infrigement on the "Happy Birthday" song!

  11. Internet Day - Sept 2 by Ravensign · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sept 2 should be a national holiday.

    What are you getting for Internet Day?

    Why a new Cisco 7x00 series router!

    Thank you Linus Claus!

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  12. Re:What progress by nuclear305 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "All joking aside though, I have no idea how people got anything done before the internet."

    That was back when people still left their houses to find their friends, and read books to research those obscure factoids :)

  13. Re:What progress by toxcspdrmn · · Score: 4, Funny
    That dude who discovered fire and the wheel did pretty well for humanity
    That was the same guy both times? Cool.
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  14. Too bad you can't buy intelligence, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I understand why you paid $115 for your current user ID, dolo666.

  15. Re:I motion that... by zdzichu · · Score: 5, Funny

    What you are talking about? Increasing delay? There is already 10 years delay on this article!

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  16. First Spam by TheFairElf · · Score: 4, Funny
    "...as bits of meaningless test data flowed silently between the two computers"

    So they first tested Internet with spam? With that kind of a start no wonder we're in the current mess!

  17. In the year 2014.... by monoqlith · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Internet suddenly has a mid-life crisis. Looking back on its life, it realizes its squandered its time on earth on porn, e-commerce, and petty IM conversations. . The Internet feels hollow and worthless. To console itself, it buys a Porsche from www.porsche.com, and takes it out on the road. Now feeling youthful and vibrant, the Internet uses the Porsche to woo a younger network. Soon enough, the Internet and the younger network are in the throes of a sultry affair. One night, the Internet's rubber breaks and he accidentally gets the younger network pregnant. Scared, the Internet runs away, and the younger network is left on its own to raise the Subnet. The Subnet grows into a full Class C and then into an Internet of its own.

  18. I don't trust your math by tunabomber · · Score: 5, Funny

    And another thing- if the Internet really is 25 (or 35, whatever)- how come she has so many web sites that say she just turned 18?

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  19. And... by atomm1024 · · Score: 5, Funny
    The "meaningless test data," by the way, read thusly:
    g00b3r69: hey a/s/l?
    h0t_arpa_chik: 19/f/dc
    g00b3r69: kewl 20/m/dc wanna cyber?
    h0t_arpa_chik: k
    In other news, September 3 marks be the 35th anniversary of Goatse (and, additionally marking the birthday of leetspeak, we must remember that back then it was known only by its IP address -- 60.47.53.101).
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  20. OSQ by Aggrazel · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have the internet on computers now?

  21. 35 and counting by yintercept · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...bits of meaningless test data flowed silently between the two computers

    What I am looking forward to the day when we finally get beyond the meaningless test data phase...uh, anyway, I looked at /. for the day and am off to the email account to perform a spam harvest.