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The Internet At 35
Anonymous writes "CNN has a story on the 35th anniversary of the Internet, overviewing its past and the future. According to the article the history began on 'September 2, 1969, as bits of meaningless test data flowed silently between the two computers.' So, happy birthday, the Internet!"
First post not about the bad title! weee!
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday Dear Internet (internet)!
Happy Birthday to You!
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
I hope, when I'm 35, I'm 25 again! w00.
Dear Biznitch:
YOU FAIL EEET.
Go home pls u suck.
can be.
..., it's called the subjunctive.
... -- then speculate your heart out!
Whenever we speak in hypotheticals, e.g. If x,
When we do this, we need to use the proper verb tense in order for our statements to be grammatically correct.
So, in your case, you'd have wanted to say: If the internet (sic) were a girl,
faster than this Continues to lose Paranoid conspiracy Enjoy the loud enjoy the loud Risk looking even
Thanks you! I dunut car if i spel write or aboot my tenseses, thanks fore tha suggestcion!
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Al Gore.
Al Gore: well this calls for celebration. *ceeeeeeeelebreate good times comon*
Al Gore: I will
subgiveafucktive
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"It teh intarwebnet wuz a bitch den it wuld
LOL OMFG!!!1!
:)
A++++ Will read from again
"....as bits of meaningless test data flowed silently between the two computers"
;)
that sounds a lot like the way i was made...well, let me rephrase that....
"...as bits of meaningless biomass flowed silently between the two organs..."
and out of all those semen, mine was the fastest
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25 was right, that was when Al Gore invented the Internet. It was not those geeks in 1969 that did it. No no, not them. Al Gore did it. He said so. Remember, its not real until the legislature says so.
Maybe there will stop being so many liberals on it (you know - those over/under 30 who are liberal/conservative...). :p
John Kerry is a Joke!
Hello, Wow. I just posted and the Slashdot system just broke down... That makes me feel much much younger. I'm about as young as the relationship model of databases; or now I'm SRB young.... now I'm Hier....wait... I'm so young I'm network young....... Now I'm file system young...... Oh God! I'm File System young..... waaaaa! Waaaa!!!! No, stop... I'm a cobol baby.
Yep,
All f=d up.
Bout time someone started a tech discussion on Slashdot. I thought that would get attention. My post was messed up, and now those in the know would jump in. I know zero about databases., but you all know. So, Discuss! Let's get it on with the object oriented and that all and such....
What did it use before that?
John Kerry is a Joke!
But it's only been like 10 years since Al Gore invented it.
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