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Jet-Powered Wheelchair
gpmcdermott writes "What does a man with too much time, a jet engine, and his mother-in-law's wheelchair, do?
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I'd say he's trying to get rid of his Mother-in-Law.
Right is wrong when left is right.
I'm not claiming to be psychic but my gut feeling is that Giuseppe Cannella's last words will be "Hey, watch this!"
Trolling is a art,
For his next projects, Giuseppe will be working on Jet-Powered Segways, aptly to be named JetWays.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... Christoper Reeves!
Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
Does Stephen Hawking know about this yet?
This is probably a step down frmo his exeskeleton suit though...
Blaze a trail to the New World
If the ADA crowd starts getting these en masse, then we should get some of those primo parking spaces back. It's only fair.
If you never make mistakes, it's probably because you're not doing anything.
This is old news. Doesn't anyone watch the AOL commercials? They've already attached the AOL optimizer to a wheelchair, a motorcycle, and a hot rod! The hot rod must have hit 88.8 miles per hour (and 1.21 JIGGAWATTS of electricity!) because it went back in time! ;-)
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Really, if he's not careful he's going to wind up in a wheelchair.
Wearing a helmet on a jet powered wheelchair would be like giving someone a kite to jump out of a plane with.
--Forest C. Adcock--
Maybe I'm just behind on my new geek toys, but who the heck just has jet engines laying around their house?
--Forest C. Adcock--
What does a man with too much time, a jet engine, and his mother-in-law's wheelchair, do?
He probably wathces a lot of porn.
--I'm not talking about dance lessons. I'm talking about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield.-
TIMMY!
So, what is the land speed wheelchair record?
I mean, depending on where the engine is mounted relative to the center of mass of the chair/dude combo, it might not be all that dangerous. After all, if the direction of the jet is exactly lined up with the centor of mass, and the rider never moves even at all, why, it could even hit a small bump without becoming airbor...
On second thought, this is as stupid as it appears.
Does he just throw his mother-in-law overboard with some sort of tether?
Was that socially inappropriate?
He wouldn't have felt it then...
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Jet. Powered. Beer. Cooler.
Best quote: " I knew from some long forgotten physics lecture that when a liquid expands into a gas it will draw heat from its surroundings. And I happened to have a source of a suitable liquid right in my shed in the form of a LPG cylinder (liquid petroleum gas). What I needed was a way to use up a lot of fuel very, very quickly. What I needed was a jet engine! "
There are 01 kinds of cars in the world. The General Lee, and everything else.
Upon seeing him in a wheelchair, one asks, "What happened to you?"
His answer, "Wheelchair accident"
I could see wheelchair companies selling these to drum up "regular" wheelchair business. Sort of like the funeral home operator that gives away free donuts every day.
My other computer is a Jacquard loom.
How did a helmet help you there? If you hadn't been wearing a helmet you would have avoided the hospital bill and the recovery time.
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